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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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+ A9 u( @+ X( O8 _' sWhere did I go wrong?1 R2 p& R W5 v0 \+ y
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.1 T3 l7 { r7 I, y: i2 c' a
+ k* C9 ^& `2 |( `2 X7 V8 lOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 3 O! L0 M' r8 F# z1 g
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!6 m4 z" N2 B# a _4 W. E) z
) o* x- h- M* B, s, H# Y2 E, ]Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”" C4 ^4 Q) H# m5 l; y+ j$ b
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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7 O& Y0 I" j0 Y VThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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