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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?! O7 O! p0 C' M N5 d
3 W% p0 D* ~0 |8 I( B+ t- ?A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied./ E ~8 I# J, w l/ i8 ]
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 0 K8 W5 J" d+ q7 H& P1 |, N- L. e! B4 k
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 0 z5 L. V. K% w3 k' N6 V* E
3 o8 A/ [* ]& CThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!( ~% \8 @* d& h" S5 p) l3 d; b c
: M. G$ w7 x8 h' @( nFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”4 c5 e/ m, f( Q# A8 k
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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1 t( _$ J7 _9 |9 }* @# e6 R. gThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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