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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！- J/ q( |: U5 {1 ?7 c2 C
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Where did I go wrong?: T+ B# N( {- O/ k
/ b" C* }) G) xA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.$ l, D" \/ u4 P
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.9 z. s% F; v& ~
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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) L0 x! {* r8 tFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. M7 P7 T) B$ B* [ A
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!) j/ N( ?5 X( L8 d X6 E( T
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ' U3 M3 u% S8 M4 t: p N$ ^# X: D2 Y) O
; Y6 X& f( k1 p' |# A* t- n. e2 {% cHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”7 i( ?/ L( [( f( `4 i# k9 t- V! q
' \4 N7 ?, n, E ?# B" qThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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