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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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Where did I go wrong?' P1 s8 s: I8 v6 B9 @
% G b# j6 t( L0 g# aA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.1 M) U; n; P) L6 n# q: E8 X& X
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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) T" v4 ^ f0 ^ CWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. . J( y8 r( U7 n, q: c: c
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. & P8 `& s1 a' P/ }
) p. O% A0 z) g( B$ K3 }Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!* t& x0 N8 Z! p+ |+ U1 E
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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7 i' l& s# e1 @4 uThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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