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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A5 N& m, Z4 B# z' o9 F4 p
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,% X, B) K2 y& @7 X
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> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
" I# W7 `7 U# h* g( J3 a& l7 r> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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: \$ z8 x2 V2 u8 Y$ ~> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,- w- ], I- l. h2 @( k, \* Y
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?3 u! v+ ^4 j9 o% O
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
; V* \# F3 B+ i1 m> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?# r; u4 K5 Y2 N k6 Z4 ^& I
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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. [( W/ ?0 i( b2 ?1 P; z( S> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
/ _! i; _* d8 m; j+ m0 Y> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
, a) W% d U5 w> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT' O; K, I0 ]( G) A
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,8 w( |3 E) [7 W9 N$ E5 d
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?( ?. h, \& E- E/ m/ b! ^( b
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE: {- i: |' U5 }! [" B1 @
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?" K5 @+ y5 r4 k9 t5 V
> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
1 u, Y' ~* y2 H/ C3 z> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS0 a7 d$ K' z9 b# I$ N
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
$ L% C$ ^9 h" o$ [9 }. J> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK7 ~4 u/ l& L( Q0 c
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/ u3 q1 p; U$ z: t> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T7 _7 g6 g ^( t: _3 F1 \
> WANT TO FIX STEPS+ z6 A+ W; v' [" [) ~
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
/ b, J; f8 g( d> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
# v+ F) i4 J0 }* U" d- }> I DON'T THINK SO2 T: d# Q5 b2 r. Y5 ~9 L9 Q# f
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.8 ~% F/ x9 y/ ~. g5 ]
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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6 _: C1 u; J6 |& x5 V* a( O3 m> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A6 d# Z% f" @ c3 d
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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3 u4 z: r& m$ b) E: ?' ~> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
6 O2 u# p' \* ~, h6 M> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES$ d4 P9 [7 y2 D5 ]
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE6 ]/ s0 t7 s, p5 ?( b, H
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING+ Y( z+ G5 o& Q4 U
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7 K( G9 |; N) Q- x5 z> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES h4 d i- B* I" |# X; U# ]; n
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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+ X) p7 { {# a7 i> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?3 k/ t o! `+ A; Y1 x
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT/ H6 T1 g* X2 m( m- l
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME& n# o! B& L! Y
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
% J& B& k8 m. x. X( v> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
% Q, `5 s- U' _8 [* {> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.* o- X5 q7 \/ i5 V3 A8 H6 K
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> HE SAID,! g; @; w6 y7 [* k1 P. C) }* R. r
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
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> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN) x- d6 A% {& ]# j2 W1 s# S+ C
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
* N0 u! V$ N% p; f; n0 O> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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