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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A2 O0 X) r; Y) y' O* S1 g
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, N- R3 H9 e$ i
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> HONEY,
: k# q* ~; c$ I- {1 i* g> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?1 A, `1 |4 I! e V: J O
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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5 {. z/ u5 J. O8 }1 m& }> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,. G& P) c4 G* ` Q! q
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?3 S% b+ m( J5 S0 m
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE* T6 m' i* x+ p" |
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?3 v; E6 L. f% R/ \. `/ `' _8 W
> I DON'T THINK SO.' ]$ S% N8 D) q
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
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> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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% z' }. b1 t+ |+ M |> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
) h9 [* P5 y; |> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?5 k: w1 w4 u; s
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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! s/ \3 @$ y/ J> I DON'T THINK SO
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* w) f0 D( W+ q& h/ k( n1 u> FINE, SHE SAYS$ [1 g& C/ m4 s* ], O* A+ u5 V
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
* Y+ g+ w9 H$ }> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
& J& `, G) V9 a8 A> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK" r% B' S; Q* K* a
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T$ R/ g5 i0 D' {8 S
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
# H* G+ e$ M, A# ?' @> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
: M4 J; Q6 }, A. C6 W, n- t> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
3 _! U" `8 w- @8 O: A, K9 r> I DON'T THINK SO
- n+ Y: s1 n- o V6 |- i5 }9 }; V> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
0 f. |7 x, M* r% D4 i3 v* |; A/ d> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A1 M3 k% }2 ~0 D: i* F
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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) A+ m* X8 r* c> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
- g8 g) {" G( U J1 R> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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+ K& ~+ N# Y0 y* h) y1 R> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES& {' A- I: [9 b# b
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.7 o3 O6 }, O& |3 }+ r' j; ^7 x; P
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) A; e1 ^/ Q2 g$ _5 @$ U> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
, M( }. M+ G g0 g( U% {> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING5 L' C" i. s% t) q2 ]( r5 k+ k
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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% X8 U, f! ]5 v7 m7 K2 f- v> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?3 R+ a$ q9 {; L+ ^% _6 `/ B
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
# u' }% H2 @" D" H9 {7 a. x> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.* F( `; V. V F. \2 S( I5 X
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
" b; T( }4 M, _) A> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.7 j. d) G5 `$ q8 s. h. @
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; q# d- d [) |: }> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND( I( Y/ e# e" O6 H: }
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER: M g# l3 {" v2 n& U) }% v
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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S4 N3 ~2 [. E0 N% i s> HE SAID,- I6 e( @5 l. U% |- g5 Y/ @
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
% }' a- z4 I' c) M> HELLOOOOO..9 e+ ~6 f/ R& ^) G
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN/ }2 W: _' H2 Z9 V
> ON MY FOREHEAD?9 r' J4 }* M$ J8 V
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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