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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A+ [5 {! Y" [$ o) G) `; |% ^* X+ f
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,$ E* u, `5 C6 ?# {8 t) K o4 `1 u
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
" T- e( b3 X; O4 d. n> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW./ L% y& m5 @ H9 q: e5 V
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. }8 z5 c- w( h. l$ c9 O( j- R> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
- B) E( N3 Z6 Z" z> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
+ I2 ^/ k+ N; u* y9 }7 u> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
) E3 I8 V0 I$ u1 C7 V& r1 \; B> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?3 ~4 h) ?- W5 ?% u" I
> I DON'T THINK SO., y+ Z. G; ?" u
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
% g! |% w8 Q1 H* f9 r2 E# q> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?8 ~, P0 z, @1 y0 L/ Z# U! `
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
& W5 t8 m% q% ]! q- w* I> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
) M: t. Y8 y4 C% U5 ^" ^> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE1 V* {! e5 {3 j4 a( W) ]% V
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?- @! r+ \# b3 P" c+ b9 v
> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS V- D! c) c8 Q, D0 O
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS0 S4 j4 C, D7 `" i
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
+ Y' J/ ~0 V+ X4 [: |. i> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
c+ o! k2 p4 N1 Z> WANT TO FIX STEPS- q C( ]1 ^5 ~
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
+ G# ]- L3 {, @! x/ P, Q Q> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?+ k7 B8 t4 E* j% z5 O
> I DON'T THINK SO' r5 \4 A2 g* G% J$ V3 l: e: U- I
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.7 G2 h x L8 o3 v
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A, Y/ O; v' A( D) k \/ u" i9 l/ v$ b- \
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW" _7 e' O/ z: S+ \
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES+ Q3 j; w4 {: e Z* W, @, n
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED., q8 T, X/ w- X9 v
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) R7 ^0 O+ N+ J> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
* k6 H' E' `6 B" R> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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) f q8 e5 Q9 U/ L* y) G# ]> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
4 ~, v1 J1 D: y7 K4 N> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
6 r* R, U' p4 h: R" O# _> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
8 c9 O/ g U3 e7 \$ k* D7 s> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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, p8 a. P( j# d# z* |% F2 W> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME9 ?+ c- R, p1 m9 d f( W
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND7 Y; \8 z' u: k$ u6 v
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER$ K8 e: N9 H9 _( R
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.( ~, F9 L# E0 g
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> HE SAID,
0 y6 ~+ K; l+ n1 d3 ]7 L" M5 l1 E> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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' e/ k0 v$ P! h3 Q- s! ]6 e> SHE REPLIED,
! |6 n. b, W+ C) Q( H$ V$ F> HELLOOOOO..
0 |$ d j7 B+ G4 L8 W4 k1 i! g! J: [> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN9 d7 l4 C& U1 T/ F! B, o
> ON MY FOREHEAD?2 s5 J" h( o) j! o; q# M6 @, ~
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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