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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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> HONEY,3 n4 C- p/ U k* Y ?! z. X+ K
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
9 `% L; Q; a9 d" U> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
+ ~! I! s. h5 f1 H9 R5 b5 w> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? \6 D% }) O8 m* V- \
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
2 [/ Z- b6 |/ |) F2 K> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?. |7 J% [0 a, d4 A7 |4 r' o
> I DON'T THINK SO.3 K! k) ]8 @! m" w2 i
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/ q; y0 H0 b9 \! Q> FINE, L% R4 G" c/ w5 Q) ]( U% `
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,) j2 R' A. p3 q3 L
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
2 X% y, Q- R7 w2 b$ w6 c> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
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9 Q9 {; N) \; U" T4 Q$ ~9 N> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
2 W! c- |, g" w> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
# ^$ L5 w: `6 N5 F. z> I DON'T THINK SO
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! q/ W, Q0 J+ I R, D( P7 Q& t> FINE, SHE SAYS
' S% f4 [+ Z+ {' Q# w% q8 a> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
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> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T; t2 g) y& h6 |" e
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
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2 ]: c8 m' N( _" q; G> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
) J& b. u. h; q8 O> I DON'T THINK SO: t9 C* n3 f! M
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
2 @ A( T r. J$ X x> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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' m) j$ J P$ @3 L! e# k> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
! {& j; ~+ ]/ L0 D8 m> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
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> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES1 Q2 y& k- P, @
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.. K2 P( ~% S d
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4 u1 a: H) G. }3 [* N6 H# j> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE$ e- U/ Q7 t, u# }" x7 l8 r$ s/ x
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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" w" M+ j, b9 i5 h3 h# y> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
* e1 X. S6 x" J> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME7 i T/ t- Q9 h) ^0 c# z
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.9 b- t* W- H. k. ^8 I: x
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/ t; c6 B# H) X# z0 N. X. M8 X> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND0 s5 i/ C/ x- E- r$ l
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
3 X! y, v# s: D3 B( x) r> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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' Z! O7 Y4 Y% a! C C, O: }> HE SAID,
! Y* `0 J8 T. O' n5 Z! G> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?- ^+ q0 ^* d; y/ n. m
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> SHE REPLIED,
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> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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