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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A/ r- i# q. d- k! p
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,% H* }( W7 a' n/ A9 w
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?8 B3 \% Q) m# t0 k/ g
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.: X0 {& x: w* w' `- P. \
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3 ~4 |: {! @1 G4 ?5 H3 {> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,7 K6 R- F* h, j- E9 r! V
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?: \; D' g# c$ N
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
6 c# v) g# K/ z7 o& s5 n! J* I2 S> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?# L: {9 T2 u5 Y! F* G
> I DON'T THINK SO.& U' _$ c- k( O
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# ^; u& q; D; @8 F+ c# G/ @% g> FINE,% e; `9 F% ]) B X
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,+ b. I+ Q5 L! m: A, H" Z4 K# i% A
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
5 a8 ^! O4 P/ G3 k> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
" ? K' c( e" w8 k( H S }8 }> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
4 x6 I. N4 L, s2 q( w" [> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE2 ^! G2 C) t" M4 L4 Q D; G
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?' B8 y- i2 d6 D7 x1 E1 X7 E
> I DON'T THINK SO& `4 v C1 h5 m# o2 I
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> FINE, SHE SAYS( e7 P# e- I) {9 k) G1 O) t
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS+ d' I% x# d0 |
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?, V/ G; l; r8 t: y9 y, r d* d
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK! @! ` A+ l- M9 F' W1 v" y$ T
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
: w6 v6 D7 D3 s: i% O> WANT TO FIX STEPS0 O: g+ i* p, R0 L- e! Q e" n
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO+ e) |0 x' j; P
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU." f8 L) E) d0 g [' G5 `
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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4 C7 ?2 Z7 p* f> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
+ H+ [& B4 y$ n+ J" Y) b> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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: O/ O& r q* e> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW# l* E0 }- x7 x6 H8 X' ]7 q1 v$ c0 Y
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES9 x. c6 A1 u% d! o: s, R
> TO GO HOME) S! C" T+ G9 W. [0 g
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES' `( M5 i! s9 }4 T6 l3 {
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
0 k: ~6 ^+ ^5 d' K> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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D( n6 b6 s" c( h8 p! o> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
* B1 S4 N5 N0 X8 M> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
6 I" x8 |, t: K: z/ }> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.: e1 k% j- S# j
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6 j9 S$ x1 h( s+ {. {( `$ N/ c6 E> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME6 P- c& f9 b( V7 u# f* B: |% u/ B
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.$ _8 q: v2 H: B% T3 B% }: i X
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9 }8 `/ @5 O; c% v) F$ d$ ?: R> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
% k0 z9 d9 `4 B. y. J; A> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER- A$ Q' l: e- h( a# K
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,$ t: K" i; x/ A, Q- r6 w
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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3 y# { A) W2 ]9 \> SHE REPLIED,/ f5 H4 V2 W; U+ s7 g0 I8 Z
> HELLOOOOO../ n! [( L1 T/ V2 U* ]) |' e8 r+ d
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN5 `2 ?2 L" x" F7 y* N, F
> ON MY FOREHEAD?2 I, |8 K0 W7 W( ^
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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