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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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% `$ w3 O. w" ]4 R" S# a% z> HONEY,% a5 ?2 w7 a' ], h$ Z* [
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
o! ]% p; `$ V. b> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.7 v8 f9 ?: S, X4 B$ b% ]
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4 o. q1 g, [& k* j8 ^8 ~$ x$ s> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
, O* N( _' F _ D3 u5 e( _6 u> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?1 c* y; R' O; v: s* X
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE+ X$ N8 C3 q$ i; Y8 f
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
4 [5 I/ o1 e9 \+ w2 y> I DON'T THINK SO., @: W, `( t7 H2 h7 A
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> FINE,' @: V; d/ Q, [6 x( k
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5 Z) ?) z6 ?3 | L# S! f, ?( Y> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,2 z5 N. d0 A; I7 q
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?8 W/ H8 u6 I7 G+ \ ^
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT/ {& F( h& [7 b2 v8 @; A; Z
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2 G+ B1 B! @. w> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,. d) g/ y# v* }
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?) `5 X) {( g4 J1 u1 G. [
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
' o: s" k) R$ s> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
, Q* a+ K, b4 q% S! }# Q> I DON'T THINK SO
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+ s1 o9 z p. b; t/ N> FINE, SHE SAYS
( |& U5 h& b# U3 Q/ S> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS U, [2 P9 H9 ~3 h+ d
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?: u/ w, T' Z0 Q% S- j3 X
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T1 f6 M$ H7 \; ~* o" E
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
7 ?4 \* F) p$ R$ z. T0 `$ P3 y+ k3 G> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
/ ?! `" V# {. ]% y> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
4 ^9 R( @; R [) ~> I DON'T THINK SO3 c% F- V7 i4 R% W2 I
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.7 l3 W- S3 f* @+ G3 k9 _
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!1 t& k7 T/ A" L9 v& v( V' @0 ?& p$ S7 Q
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A! f9 d9 Z7 W/ c7 E
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................5 }2 e6 Y k& }% C4 I' b' J% L
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1 J9 @; p2 n& L% F1 _> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
0 @: y0 ^: s' K> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES/ x( [3 H, ?) R
> TO GO HOME
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$ y% T# K0 a* \* Z> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
6 _9 @0 A2 {$ M: i! G, t, S: t> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED., m2 x ^- H F8 V: i
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4 w+ O( O' K) Y3 u2 V3 ]> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
+ Q+ V/ b. g# b/ m4 F, Z, B> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
, d! i4 z8 t$ y* V$ h> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT2 ] w$ c: ~$ H3 k! y5 y2 v3 w' s4 O
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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; m$ a6 r/ z. x) C* q> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
- _$ n; B7 e o" s3 o& `> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND2 f- d/ ]. k: @8 Q; N+ N! Z
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
. Z7 \ z: {4 Q) J( b> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.% m u+ e7 v. t2 I
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> HE SAID," u7 T, i! j8 ?: f
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
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, ]% L* Y0 q% S! e- k> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN& D" T' F7 o) F
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
0 u& F) Y" ~& R, k* B> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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