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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol# N5 s0 J9 j" b7 l3 T
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:) Z& f/ _3 \& v5 o
8 L, ~- L8 O2 u1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.1 w5 Y8 `2 ?7 T+ o* P
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.* u d- [0 d7 J0 }! B
/ B0 N# y' O4 R$ C3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.# m! M! d! R2 T. Q1 h' ~
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away." M* }' C6 {) K! X X. a6 \3 i: ~
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask2 g e, c f9 P2 A& X% L
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.* ?, f4 a7 ~) J/ \" G$ V* `
6 x K0 ]! i+ s9 @10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.- e, A1 M8 L! M- W
+ w0 E4 ^0 `0 f11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.6 k( U: o) T( i$ r3 o3 ?
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.4 o! a. x9 \& s) k, }8 d
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; q' x6 I0 p, _. P0 |14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
