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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.7 R3 s+ L8 H1 I p/ |- \
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1 o. E8 M$ y! O# u# q$ |5 ^4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.6 m$ h/ M4 x3 T% _8 Q* I
3 B5 z+ k/ L7 o# j. d9 e1 F( Z0 A5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.+ z" L; u! e6 Q4 E* h' k' |1 [# O
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area7 u8 r4 X' v4 I9 h1 h
+ n; W0 Q( U% b. F7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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1 `0 t/ b+ S+ [9 k4 m7 _8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask& u8 b, v8 d3 U9 [
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'0 l j) `/ e, }0 T
6 E1 k. ]+ z9 I0 E$ G: c9 g9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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4 @% Z( f. G# A, G$ Y10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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2 `% w q9 F% @& `9 r& k4 }11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.4 w/ J0 {! U+ {2 A3 l
/ _1 l# J B* g7 P' t1 F. t s12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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5 g% L. ?1 B V+ K& v6 I14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!' h- p6 Y2 b7 F" q" @4 C
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And; last, but not least!)
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