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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol3 q& ~% V5 o7 d# c
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8 M1 D/ `, S; RThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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: S, Z2 Q/ y/ G" ?- d3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms./ a4 j o/ y) \+ f- G
: ^& R R6 f# O% K$ K0 A( Y( g4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.& q x7 i- o' l; [
9 M4 E: V/ j, O5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area5 i) i9 o' h- p$ f" C( i9 e
/ D0 i2 I- }" W+ m7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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6 S# a+ w: u' J+ e# i% @; m8 L8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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/ @6 j% M0 K* _% W1 U0 c10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.- K( ~( F$ i2 T. f6 S
) ?& y; I" q+ |9 |5 _1 H- S11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. U& }0 u" v3 A: M! R8 U
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.% [! `( w9 M# L# j* h
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!: R8 m2 j& F* i. g! K5 s
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!, i) G6 \1 J7 v: B7 y1 `; u' ]7 r5 ^
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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