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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol: X f: T% G$ [" D( a% i& m
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:* ?6 j, v- c6 o" U
- V) W7 P! y, [: i' Y1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.5 c# C% s9 P9 a
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.6 }) g7 d) W' J$ e" H: U, y/ O
3 D8 t8 k( q4 G8 T3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.! O! F3 @3 ~. l3 U/ d
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.$ j& W. f- }9 F4 x. a6 E
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.) B: V* l) ^4 D0 H3 j! _5 `# l6 |% V
! v) S; @; i+ q, f* J+ e8 E3 y: @8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
7 P& C1 _; {2 S# w! A5 p'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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+ v" j+ Q+ S1 T2 j9 Q, V" n9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.0 @$ \; H! m! J1 R
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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/ M' t, U ?. G$ P- a7 x7 K- O11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.0 W% {- T# m9 t& v) {
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. Y5 v: G6 H1 \6 I5 r
0 n$ g, O# m- E4 b13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!, F! I3 r$ b3 L$ V B( F
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!1 [0 E9 p* E/ }1 q4 q# P
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And; last, but not least!)
3 n8 v' z4 Q) I" @2 A- S15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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