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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol, A9 A) a5 ?- o
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3 N! ~+ r* G3 F" @ B3 CThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:$ ~, h4 c' A4 w7 ~7 G+ ^
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.+ e( O" H- X+ M3 T) p
( ?' M( _0 E3 j5 ^& Q) N3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.' [- x7 `* G. L3 I7 A1 M+ T- p' h
9 S: R8 \1 N2 t% b `4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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" {: P& F- g9 |3 [4 U6 s5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.2 z" N N8 T9 I' E
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U7 |6 M$ t6 ?3 W ^6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.+ J# f0 y! S, F+ Z- a) b8 ~
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.! ~% y8 {+ x, z
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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( i) W1 \3 g1 Y, Z12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels., x9 Y2 h0 H2 y. ]
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!1 I q) V* `5 Q0 v# V: T! e; D
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!1 l* J. W, V/ x+ h
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# ?# P* N* S) M5 U15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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