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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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, ?4 |3 z; _/ b: b4 Y" }2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms., I" u1 h' p9 R9 L9 N8 g
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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# `* s! D5 U: p% R& h1 H5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.: k7 k6 b8 `# l6 @6 S6 q1 R
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask1 c1 i3 c* b! x p" ]
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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. A- I+ B. r# L: o9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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7 ~5 g/ m# F" N" G10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.5 \* n; \5 T; `2 S" d+ S( {5 Y
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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