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' r( }% m; v1 R. b; ~$ g8 llooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
f2 @7 F9 i6 b xare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.5 q: e9 T U% _$ Y/ C* P
: Z5 X/ {2 K: _; `2 C' xTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
; _6 M; @* }1 ?I am, God. I'm still waiting.' P& _1 W0 S) k# s+ r
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier; ]+ ~6 Y7 D% Y# U# A% a3 }# i( G
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and$ Z+ Q# a& c5 n s
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
1 ~( O# i0 y" R& j" _: V; Vprofessor was out cold.2 A- q( y# ]* h9 _* E+ M
1 |& I5 a' L: C9 C9 FThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
& ~( E" I* N* W0 [+ osilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
+ Y+ N2 H3 J' Q4 j# h- I' zsat there looking on in silence. T8 x. L7 i' R1 J7 D
: J+ `" W- S/ P% v* X* {4 u6 _The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked! {2 t2 p( a5 C3 }" i2 V0 l+ [
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
8 o, I: V3 [! _" R* R' G+ C1 s6 K3 f, Gwith you? Why did you do that?'* ^2 K$ x$ X- I
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting - b8 M- |- @5 C, {- m9 l
" I5 U$ x' @% V3 G( J( ~7 wCanadian soldiers who are protecting your) O# @- E' R% ]! L; ~9 m
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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