God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
4 D+ l8 h) M$ f! f  nlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

3 K; b, U5 d: j0 z& q6 B+ \3 Z, lThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
1 U' t( R# j7 L5 {# Y3 z  m) }: AI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
2 |1 A3 B. \7 xIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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7 g: \) b9 Y) J3 ]; O! A7 u0 FThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

2 Z- @4 y) T- l4 g6 i! q9 ^The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
( I' H- K  a. R" ?0 J7 Qat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- z! t3 f$ _" u+ B" Pwith you? Why did you do that?'
/ ^0 d+ a5 l! v6 zThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
7 S9 v. H( r7 A8 U! jright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
; L3 ~- e, N$ g6 [3 ^" VOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
) a) }2 j. l, }* n. r+ \" eare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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# }; ^$ ?9 P3 J5 c) X( U* ~下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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