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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 w& C+ D: h* O" W- K' n$ {) w2 lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ' F& @$ b( m9 g: }# C( [% v
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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) I% F2 B% a& c$ b6 ETen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
5 ~% p8 ^1 p$ }4 C3 yI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# E- T9 d7 X% ^1 s/ T0 V$ N3 d4 q3 `It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier2 l# Y( {& y" H, u% y0 g. [
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
# X2 b/ H" j K7 P/ q0 O% y# vcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The! g O9 V. |# n( j
professor was out cold.
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N: ^2 S, q/ m, s' |0 @The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
$ r9 w" H3 U6 @silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
8 E" {% @7 a& g1 isat there looking on in silence.
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! |0 n1 \% h; q4 _8 pThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
( h: h2 _0 Y: z9 Y9 sat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter; h2 W+ x u# x
with you? Why did you do that?'+ J# V, ^3 S$ ?4 G+ Y# B
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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/ ~! r$ C& W2 ^/ hright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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