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C& ~( O. s ~; o- clooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you$ |9 \+ u8 \$ N, h. T0 H) b% c+ I! j
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 2 x( s- s) ^: t0 y, y& F
/ n- \( i! O2 u* H! B1 }5 ^The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.& \9 L2 I; F7 t& p, g5 K0 B. W9 K' \
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here3 O& ~- f ~" ~# v3 t, F
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' + @9 m5 i: s$ Z3 @) }, v
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
# \4 _- g& ^6 m& }- n% p( ~in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and; @: @3 ?- X0 S- d) B% J! y, s
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The# Z+ z0 N/ Q i8 ?, q0 S, }4 a
professor was out cold.& t5 _8 H% v8 A* `( n3 m6 |3 H
$ c- y# N) c6 a7 s9 }The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,+ A; S4 M" a: J8 `
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% d" W" W; W/ B* q U
sat there looking on in silence.
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& x5 C3 n+ y J! [5 d2 l s! q. ~The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
* M6 H+ X; M' a h/ f8 }/ Zat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter6 s. u% m; w8 R: q; q! p
with you? Why did you do that?'8 r/ [+ n8 a: f7 q, M5 S
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
0 @6 K! r2 _$ f7 Tright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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