God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
  ]- T6 a: N8 S8 j( U  ilooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
! k' ^3 [# J3 Y* h+ Dare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
! G7 o, T0 C* z" v2 b7 r8 CI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
6 u: F" Z( L7 S; e4 kcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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4 }) H5 Q& ]9 q3 `' T  ?The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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* y' G  }; T9 W9 NThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' u, }3 q% g' _7 I  Ewith you? Why did you do that?'
$ w0 O7 Q" @7 S1 n5 W9 \The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

* T9 ~! k2 M6 o0 z( E5 e7 eCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
* n- L& ?1 z' L$ mright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
" }& D# n) d* A5 COne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
# {  u# J$ W+ h( s5 g6 [( qlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
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yayoyeyu

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