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( C1 I4 |$ {, Llooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
6 T1 J. H) v+ o9 y% jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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8 s, M5 J% o1 ]$ C/ _; _9 jThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.& P0 r5 D8 j+ q9 c
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here) ^" U9 d9 ^: Z! @/ l5 C9 M) m. m
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* c% u5 F l4 W. \& x4 \5 N$ bIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier( b1 s* o% w) @! J! T& b, X
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and/ t* P- n: \3 f2 S i5 x
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The' ` j4 C, e. I% r1 s6 Y, s
professor was out cold.
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7 w# r+ F0 n5 p: @- ^The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,9 b% q% d- Z( K5 c' z- V' c
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
4 S% j$ N& L" m( Z7 wsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked5 E9 j8 b' o5 Y5 u+ H/ x: o
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- Y' V# H6 G% b( q, Z. Swith you? Why did you do that?'* Q" y* N' s3 t. v/ `( [1 a
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ' O0 F3 N& |/ H' ~0 g4 y
* x4 \( a) \, y- d2 XCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
; p8 T0 T l4 d& @0 _5 Hright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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