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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
3 G4 R( D0 D1 x$ l0 Blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
3 I2 m$ h5 i% ?1 K$ dare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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" e e) r5 W! ]The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here2 ~3 I, {/ k3 p1 e
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
' n' Z$ ?! r& y: `1 N: dIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ T e) e. D' Z$ R! ~in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# n3 a3 B' { \
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The( C6 n* P% C. f! f6 P" t- z$ R
professor was out cold.
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( X. k$ T& r& }; |# y( `7 RThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,$ A( Z1 L: E+ p; r$ f
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
* |* Y8 c x7 W+ `% q# n3 csat there looking on in silence. 8 m# C; s0 }5 d T. G
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
( a8 y S5 n& i' q Oat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
: N7 u4 \- D; Z( _with you? Why did you do that?'; K+ k; N7 ~) [6 I6 Z$ `
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting $ N) d( Z/ q. B: x
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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