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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
8 ^5 |1 `! I& `) P7 M) Dare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop." Y0 M! l* t6 f1 c0 T8 A
9 m& I5 t% S5 S& S* |0 i1 STen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
. G6 `% w$ q' KI am, God. I'm still waiting.' ' D6 v$ f; N1 @! a# Y
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' P8 w8 R% |, l0 ]
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
4 o+ q0 {5 n) E" _ pcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
0 G0 M7 D J# ]professor was out cold.
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; b0 v5 |7 H0 ^6 l, Y, b' e4 o* IThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
# x0 F `* K" z+ u" C' P0 y( R8 gsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and6 j3 ~6 F1 @( x! r
sat there looking on in silence. % `% ~7 \! C y6 ?/ ?: T
6 I1 a0 N; v' c4 j Z- v6 sThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
, ^& l9 @+ Q0 F; E. e9 y% ]1 R' u0 Uat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter6 D' b" ?: g+ }! ~: X
with you? Why did you do that?': M, S# o8 }: {# Q5 j
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
+ s* f7 `+ b0 m; V4 m1 _! X& a Qright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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