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( m, u& z$ R+ e1 Q/ Klooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
7 ^5 e- u8 K' G7 z/ \7 K6 r S1 Vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ! c! o% p$ Z7 j
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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9 `" U3 q+ h' p, z$ B8 LTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
' f* T! E0 p2 yI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
2 C# E0 u6 ~) i% jIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier0 J7 Y7 W4 v: ]$ C" V
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
# j- l* ?. l, o8 _: i9 V" Lcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
1 O' J4 O8 H& R9 @! {. N! bprofessor was out cold." V. C q" _7 {+ I7 l4 g
- _( p" ]) Z5 }The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,7 p1 q9 W: M, o- `. o# C
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
" ^, {# P+ n$ e/ E& S# O4 v" Rsat there looking on in silence.
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M8 t2 R; I! P# w: _The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked B7 C) R5 `6 d! b2 V4 v* T
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter4 e; m; N" B: g) w" c; R
with you? Why did you do that?'" z8 N u5 F3 v" ~4 C
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting - k9 O( i" T# z0 D
$ m3 f& ]6 Q1 z4 Y* v) `3 DCanadian soldiers who are protecting your( |2 S* e! y% s
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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