Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% Y. q* j9 y% tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; V- J0 q( D: `8 @ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ m; D- G: y: |6 M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
6 z6 q- ?# b# d+ Q$ z0 m5 h will pay you $500.
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( W4 v8 s2 B0 _8 u& \' r" D This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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3 Y0 c6 M6 y# x* j! _  ]% n. bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, i7 i: }8 E2 V8 \' s: v: S- l8 Pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

* T* x5 N3 o) N8 u2 f9 p: a, Z" [Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 N* R  O1 z1 \0 UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! Q5 K  {( `( }4 aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, s4 ~! c- p7 d' D  ~( Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) U/ ~) Y4 C0 wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& N5 M; m+ U0 q# F9 ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 ~8 r: j3 n5 N( dback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! Y& l7 B4 g2 {comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

, K$ b' R+ H5 B- P6 j% b# e, x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ V% G. u3 d# J# e: M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 H+ m6 f8 x6 E! x# k; c>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

2 z# A( ?5 [5 C7 Z* R( W( P- ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( M9 r+ C2 A9 X) \, a" a>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ b$ f0 e, H& K: C$ W. z: G>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ q; s- ]' y; d3 X4 `" }1 E$ y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ l2 _1 s  s" D; V. M( \. h>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ S5 d0 _9 o) D" xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" O2 t# d3 U# s( M6 n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; J" P  C: Y* Y+ ?# k$ I% b, r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ H0 n0 ?" H, O& \9 }- o' M( \# x真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 C# `" g4 C4 L3 w3 W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ T* n$ I. x5 ]' O) y% e真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 q, W: D7 |' r+ V+ l5 _0 R真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

7 k( o4 U. x7 E9 v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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/ [$ P1 C. g" [" v别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 @6 ~9 Y) R" n7 r; x1 z' ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' |  _# D4 P# |) v- ?, [/ {9 |  `8 `真博学，偶像啊。

8 ~0 [6 N$ b) G2 d" i" X! v$ g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 u6 |. ~' Y, o0 C) s- v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
4 b! k5 U6 h2 M, k大学教胖还差不多
8 i( D1 n1 m! e4 V0 F4 I* K她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, q7 |3 B* i  L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢