Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* K  z" P) f- [" \4 L6 v9 w# Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: v! n# H/ F5 _% D1 [: h/ p  D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) m- a3 `3 x4 f( l+ O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) o  e5 w5 C, jyou pay me only $5.
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, _( X+ P  c1 d/ n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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2 y, ~; {0 H3 T This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 J  f: n& @  P6 ?# Sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- n$ k  w5 ]( g1 N( N, v, sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

/ v/ E; v, U1 z$ A; aThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 D0 G$ g# K4 E2 x' }; N! ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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' s. U, v/ J+ R+ E  CNow, it's the newfie's turn.

* C) p/ L$ D$ ~2 IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 b( _' |3 u7 tthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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9 u3 |9 J/ @( r( d" @6 EThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 g% f. R  C% q% N6 Fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ Z9 x7 T1 A. c( m+ A) S! Whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
; O6 y& j6 W( h2 |/ i; `' q9 cback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ ~* r7 ]4 c! F' A7 `) [' \& owakes the newfie up and asks,
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  f( ^; f4 U2 a/ ~9 _) O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

9 }& M) @, Y8 FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. t' n: G1 d% t2 a4 r9 Aand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 x8 M9 K2 v  z9 z, W>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 ~4 C; H2 M3 q" M, V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 Y# f! v9 x! g/ ^. K>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) m9 ~7 b/ m/ k" Z6 H$ L; T- ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

( L$ f& v# r1 x# H: d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ N! k! J4 H7 }2 }4 c4 H, @# B# h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 N0 b6 K% [+ A9 d. o: ?* {>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; @# ]! Q& {# t- [! Z- Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; ^1 P- I, B  Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- `/ v6 S9 d! w& \8 @& z6 cthe newfie would l ...

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# \6 O' I5 U1 U/ i3 Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# s1 g8 g* ]4 S: C9 b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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# W% K9 L; v  t, D' c/ L5 W% y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# y! Q& ^6 ]. o( ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. E: x: m) {/ s) h真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; u) \; v2 E2 S真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

4 E# n' P' L; z. @6 g' }# L" w真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 N0 `3 j6 Z  q3 g2 V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  t( Y/ ?2 _% @别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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  n+ l" w% s( z, A9 ~别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' {% f. L7 ^/ }4 o0 U2 x真博学，偶像啊。

- w5 y) z; r+ h0 L; z  C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& M- F. R" E* H/ Q" I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  A- R# G6 c3 E; g' o! K她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ a/ O3 f6 U) Y) h5 g9 w她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! ^2 M0 y+ R, P! ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢