Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ E  x: s" r  j* d+ G% blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; Z8 `0 l# b( w7 n1 Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 q8 d( E% G% t+ R7 a+ g# F9 P. U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 I- {* o* ?% z* T; Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 W) W' U6 w! U; I# ~! s, ~ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. x  c% ?7 j8 s: _5 X5 J; U8 f2 iyou pay me only $5.
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$ {& [9 H, Q/ S, h# J$ ]( k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

  C: r( k* p0 ]* m; p" C$ N) V This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" p* ^' Y& p& v- m7 E( o! I+ Bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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) `7 B8 e$ F: U. ~$ }& GHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 L" ?8 I' z# h7 |* {  freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 F# A/ t$ _# L* Wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 G$ p$ @! T) C" ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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( x5 f8 {* R( CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; `2 `9 W7 j, M% z2 Band goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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; Q4 S9 S% Z0 LLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 f& M- N; f9 E: K4 x6 W* n; k" ^% i>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 p' F! R& e, I* T>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) L# F1 n! `! P* Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 f3 O+ k& p( c( P: x>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 E' l$ P9 j' G' ]: {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) @2 C! G2 q, k# u) v& J. RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 I6 |. O/ X* L6 k: dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. D$ b+ m$ W& |8 s" ^( Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, `' d! {1 J# J9 {3 hthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- U( X! y& D- u# ]) @+ w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 y5 {/ M. V6 v  V. N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ W3 g  Q& b6 t% I/ F( P- i加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' p) H) l! V1 q1 M! y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, t: i' q+ v( @+ D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& C+ O& h2 s  s& Y% v$ j+ N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! O$ q% k: ~( x( o( D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ @- ?" r; E' |4 l! f2 h真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 U8 D8 b: \" W8 |" l真聪明，偶像啊

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9 D( E) Z$ q/ \. P/ L全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


! |- b" w& z4 S( }# i) t7 |全盘接受一下。

+ t8 T' A( m7 I7 a8 `- I7 z+ ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 Z. a% C! n8 X% h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( l4 V5 v* t  j) U! T* I3 B' g别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



& O$ p. v& K& u别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" U% j1 ]4 X3 m' ]; I加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 k: p5 y" T, }( M# W真博学，偶像啊。

3 A* B: v# T5 `. j1 Z/ j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 P; b6 l# d6 l她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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" Q5 h$ L% F* @7 \* d2 S哈哈，你们在这开小会呢