Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. s1 V; P/ j' Q5 Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 V+ P9 d! v" O The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

+ v: P7 N- t  @$ V You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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6 n( c2 Z' O2 i4 L& v2 s2 D* j This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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1 H( C2 V. ?. C) Z+ v1 l- pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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( e5 R# ]2 q0 V! ANow, it's the newfie's turn.

3 @2 x/ ^! E! g! t. \$ RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! I- m" G" k! L! h% B5 uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ V& A4 l6 e+ u2 ^: @comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

# g  w" l- W2 k" ^( sLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; M- |. ?+ u2 m: |) ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' L2 X! @! O5 l8 B* w; A/ d9 c>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

/ H0 x# k1 n8 ?$ p8 M>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- l6 q" x/ L$ |3 c5 k: ~8 g$ l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! B# u1 _3 b7 j8 b, s>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ |. m: W) i; R>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( ~3 \$ ^; J  _, q9 E( L- o/ G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

& I( X' M& A' Z( ?$ M* e# j) A* L>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: z  u  l& ?6 Q; \9 }0 i( M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ f9 J0 ?( p, U7 D/ d7 p5 F/ u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* f/ A! m+ _- P6 ?0 v: _: ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, _& y: I8 p$ ~; d& D. i: hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, T  e( W% w1 A2 Jthe newfie would l ...

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5 B! S! p0 \' Y( M- j7 M3 ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* s/ v" ^# G+ Y6 P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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1 f% e  g# p/ j& v; J0 A1 T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" {% b" A* c5 `“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  i1 X" @! I) M, n% |真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

. w4 Q: ~" s* q) u. s% ~# T+ S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ R& s6 N. D8 Z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ Y- h8 I1 ~- b3 f. _$ L! m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

) l/ c8 R5 G5 N/ W" q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; H7 q2 n1 M1 w6 w3 t她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" o8 _9 v* W  v- `7 t( D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 G( d$ S  p! N说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% ~. G; H# D; P5 ]! C; U# z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢