Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ l4 t* n3 u2 c8 wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 }0 x2 w0 ^! J& b( B( l1 Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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% i; s5 C/ ?: Q$ |7 U0 u The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: @7 D" i& T: l- ?! B# x, M# v! }1 |% s he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- Q5 m! w' F5 g4 y. `you pay me only $5.

  n3 f  c1 p6 ~% G8 l9 q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& }( e  H, d5 d1 Q0 D6 QThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 [* q/ a6 a4 f- S! flawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ V3 T2 y5 k  Q8 i0 Ythree legs, and comes down with four?'

) h# I$ r/ `! _9 S7 JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ B9 I! q8 {5 p4 Ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
9 l3 z5 U) I7 f  `4 A9 \
8 a- j; k0 S. W) e6 SThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  V% f: F- R- `: x( {comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

- _3 r* |  ]* I4 \+ e0 N4 S' Q3 ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' \3 W; Q0 U, s! @% \>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ v. R2 d7 z5 y. T, r>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

1 v9 r% B* i  x7 V) {* |- G' C>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 Y* Y! g4 f% i, R3 _6 u( k0 [& n>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ A; _0 m' p* o" I- S>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

% o, Z( v; [0 D% X* y  f. e  d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  h5 F4 {3 y- d/ V" Y0 Q9 Q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! w* r; n5 t3 I) vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, S9 I/ A6 y$ U7 y1 I6 w& I7 R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ _3 x; Y0 z+ @# V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 w  L8 G, r" n/ e% J: T真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! u! w+ {. E8 l; q" l5 }6 P, x真聪明，偶像啊

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$ g- Y3 x4 o; S4 H( ]9 b" K6 O全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

/ p" Q+ m2 ?/ A. Q5 F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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* S6 d; a  k3 w9 }2 A3 F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



6 t& N4 }5 A! U5 ?4 M" t! S别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 h  H% K- {' D, R) f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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3 X: K4 j7 a  {; n; k' Y' M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* {+ p; s, j: {9 ~她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
) H0 d$ d' d8 u她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 {9 O* D: N' T- K# h7 P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢