Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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. v4 @% x9 S# ^6 I7 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! X( I% O2 Q( v  }0 ~3 w' v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# {: \$ F0 f1 E! j. {; e! o2 ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: ?3 `, X" i' l0 |5 q0 E% t& y will pay you $500.

: `6 l  l" O0 w8 t9 D8 J This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 V1 U6 A7 [' |2 v4 X3 E% e1 jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 I9 N# D- ^* h# {- _the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 `0 g! n# Y! ~) Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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: c5 P& _. q. f, t% h; T0 HThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, ~7 h+ T) E" Q& Nwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ N6 F1 |( H2 Z7 H  mand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 c7 P) S# [+ l% ~>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

/ t+ f4 w( x2 R$ I( E$ V6 F  [>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- B1 N& H" Y' q/ H9 ?* I>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ e! F7 j: `% G& t8 [>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) R* Q# _/ ?6 g2 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

3 R. G! K5 k& z# n+ @% M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 [- `) z/ b9 \0 R; n$ T9 d. @# m3 F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& ?) I0 l, Z3 C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& a- [2 ?5 V' Y# o: r! s$ m" @0 V真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' o, c% ~2 t& [1 ?: L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! \% N/ a4 z! }9 u' ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" R& Q5 z+ q2 s0 u真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

$ {, O6 V% H6 [: R! P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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2 U$ B. s- h$ Y! \) [1 w别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, g% B: b# K! g' b8 E$ M7 w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦？
, h9 c: [9 _, R+ d4 z大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* o/ g, C8 F% e1 K! _2 r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( ^+ ]9 t' Q- ]6 T! f说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢