Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 A+ E2 q0 x- k; f% K" y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( ~! T  P, d2 R4 V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 \$ ]6 m+ I, Q2 H7 {3 l( D he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 E3 V6 ^4 w( p! O& a9 I" P, c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; w3 s6 n7 t! }  `" jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,8 R3 s  m, B/ k* D" @5 k( X
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. " |/ m  Y5 @4 |. j
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's5 Q9 ?# A+ ?% ~) X; R. }, @# t
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 1 H& }) Y0 {3 R) {
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his+ e4 @, ~, Y  A6 {: b& I2 u
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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! {/ ^& V7 `7 rNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 F* I: J* S4 Ethree legs, and comes down with four?'
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( f. `& H+ _7 @+ l& n9 j" rThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 m$ e* d  W& J9 G3 Dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all3 P6 G" F( e1 S2 F4 ?
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& H) [+ l( y! y3 W% C2 yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and: ?/ J$ E! \. p$ N
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 H2 F# }# P/ Rback to sleep. % d( }: @9 e; L# W" j. t

8 a# A. W# N* n3 a0 ~; q0 dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% T% v' z( u: Q1 rwakes the newfie up and asks, - I/ j; l6 U+ w

7 @. x: G5 A9 w* x  C) g" h'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 C" W. L- D' o# bcomes down with four?' * u0 `% g& f( p& l

, v1 d. \+ X+ S) l1 U( WThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# H! Z& S! N' B2 Y: x& kA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 _/ o& K, U& \% Xthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 I0 R. o$ z/ L
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：7 w$ _, @4 i& x' b8 R+ L1 y4 _
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 \, z: {; u! i T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 p0 W' N5 b; w( N4 r
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 , p* J5 I6 ]$ z8 }/ ]5 r
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 F/ t; k: d! m7 o, n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! p: \: D5 u4 W% b6 v( K

! Z' ]8 K% d( h, d, H' q L真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 [4 r: W: V1 t l# k2 M1 O) t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 a O2 X) E8 D' g
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; f7 f7 \5 y5 y" | E& a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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