Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 ]: y2 \7 k; v8 F5 E( S, H+ lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, h$ b1 `% |4 K- p. [you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# m0 t  j/ [8 A4 s5 w' h will pay you $500.
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9 Z& {! o. |) E# s9 f' P5 H This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- h; f) U+ p$ h+ [0 X% `$ O6 Hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

; l* w/ T, n0 ^: g4 U& [3 RThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
, Z" A- h6 K/ }% X/ ]1 i. u7 klawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

& e5 |- a: k! C, S+ n. y9 g1 IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

; S7 D8 }5 b: A) p: vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ o; y; y9 Y9 h9 ~the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ I! q8 Z* M" Q' v7 k! }back to sleep.

" f: `9 b# [  X- w  L$ bThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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3 n! K% ?9 s1 w7 T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; m- ~9 L7 T  s( B! _3 xand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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7 R! M; D1 m$ W6 vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

3 ]) T- r2 [& d$ R, Z# l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 [5 J9 s1 A6 a>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

: M  H1 i7 G# E+ l& C>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 x6 {2 O" y+ W. `, P9 I: C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 w* n# q1 O  N: C5 O( b5 B>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' X0 B- e7 [2 c! h5 t! i9 A  J4 U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* V% }4 \+ G6 W* N$ S" |- g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ X* D, [" N) T! v, q) J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  H' l" a3 h8 d0 _5 B% EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ S  c4 C3 C- {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( I+ Y- X. h) ^% ?: sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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4 v; K3 Y# w- V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ d7 e7 _- m& z, v! y4 {2 C5 ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: v* w0 k  A7 j' W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 ?& s" y. Q0 z0 B真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

0 _" ?) _0 G. S" f5 F0 a: g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

5 F/ J$ A- ^. u- H& a  r别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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" \1 B2 ~3 Q% ^) t4 V' b* N2 ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 m: c% ^# e: Z; I. Z# k  I* c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ F3 A7 s9 _3 Y& a* o1 P真博学，偶像啊。

/ K) M4 z; e- L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" ^/ d( V1 F% O( g, ^+ r4 P) G她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 k1 P" ~/ |# k+ k( f) S9 m+ C  g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& M% Q: ?( P+ I2 i说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# |7 F3 l; M. w! j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢