Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a/ e" E0 E5 ?6 c% K; D
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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# C; H  W/ |6 E- Q6 Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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8 {3 ^% ~: w" w9 w5 Q" J The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so; O- b0 W8 i& a8 S  f5 v
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The- p$ t% D% f1 a; B# o" l
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  ^* r6 L5 x: Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,9 A  D  }" W, V$ t
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I$ L- J1 L. ]. _* H5 ?
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep) C$ s; g; D; J  A) P
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. $ }& D' R/ o4 h# m( I; P
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's" ~. s' K  r  T
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his% `0 G* ~* H' v8 L, z
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with( E# w3 m" e, h
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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  P5 l7 J/ x! FThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all% p) F, ]8 _5 W5 B
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" `- v3 {" v$ ]% m' i- ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour0 K9 i& Z; d* d2 F: v- V, H
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; _, @. c6 ~# f& X9 V. p- F+ hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right+ t1 P" D, c) A0 c
back to sleep. 6 x5 P" k( N/ D2 p7 [
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He" b( Z! K1 O4 l% K
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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. t* S$ Q$ @2 {! e7 s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and) \, o4 u/ l9 u& O6 L5 u- ?
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5# W7 w+ G! f3 R1 v/ \% z
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " m& ^; N! R/ w2 B
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a( n( E N) Z) ^, [8 w; a6 m
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' o% {$ O8 V& f& w; B8 }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：% U+ F6 | h( y$ o& i. }, H
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，) W5 l9 c# g, o6 J6 \$ f
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 % b! H8 I' m) ]; \0 ^% [4 T
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 1 M( c+ R9 H& q% {- w
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8 ?! L: K3 i! C全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ( z) c& e0 w' K. q6 X5 k
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* ^' b# R! l' F3 [" A, |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) B4 d7 \2 d j

: p" }8 U" ^9 I& E! S) J真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 $ ^8 M* U7 I% e# ^

: X3 H: S: M. N1 w0 @' K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & l5 l; g! b6 V9 U
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ [) L; I7 T2 x: Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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