Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  y3 p5 w% ]' pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) O$ K: J/ G  R+ m! ] he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 ~* W  x! J. A8 Kyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 ^' j' y. E) ?4 V/ b' w' e8 {# L  Wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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/ k) @7 I- M4 J/ SHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 A$ c( {( f' A: Othree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 q- r0 @$ [' V! [references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- E$ l+ j: o5 B* l# W! b/ Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 }3 y1 F( p. _3 s5 jwakes the newfie up and asks,
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3 L7 U8 D& {! A3 H- ^5 |1 R'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 n2 X; H0 q0 g$ l$ Q7 c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# b; b9 M5 y, c( X>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 H+ X0 V% k, @; E  I* Y6 J>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, b6 {! n0 d& \7 o- |2 l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. u% K9 l, }- Z6 ~>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) R( `0 U2 A3 v2 i>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

/ j! p" u- h& A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 e1 }+ x* \# K/ Q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, l5 }: H; R, ~+ ^* d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. [, r( F) c4 G>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& H" q+ O- X( o5 @- ?0 X# e: tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 I7 ~5 Z4 T2 c  u4 Fthe newfie would l ...

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' _, b) e6 l. w: s5 i8 `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 p% e+ J, E4 O, z$ Y; Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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4 p6 Y5 ~( f6 J4 x  [3 e: T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; {4 \% L+ `" C" a. k* a$ D% @  U3 p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! Y& q8 O3 x8 \. Q9 z" j1 j" E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 s7 _4 b% d7 R! N0 A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

+ O2 X# ]: |! x( c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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. C% e2 y3 V' \4 N8 |别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ n: w( z: H% Z# |# p3 K, m你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 d+ D+ ^  k/ z" w; z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 g2 i8 g* I  W; d! A, I多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

0 p8 n. T. ^5 Q  Z# r5 f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
; _* {# {& m. \( n: _8 r大学教胖还差不多
. v) \; m7 Y( ^5 B0 H( Y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ A. C4 Y! F" i( u1 G9 p& `; {说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 V5 I5 A0 ~- _/ \8 G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢