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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' ) Q4 S' B% i& p( p6 \$ d# L
7 L7 t. ~2 D/ R" ]. k( U+ G0 |Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 2 m, U. H+ V1 L0 y- `& v3 I
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 1 @ @0 J7 s" u! v! e
. o+ D. Z. k( D7 V; ZYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. % z" ~. q3 B' S6 M/ R" ~
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. ' Y( r/ g+ M/ O. C7 d! X% p, l
3 [3 ~- d, J0 C+ Z+ ] The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. + W/ H/ f3 f1 G! l
9 H" v' V5 j. HAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. - B6 E5 U, d9 W: Z/ v; O* Y
, ?; }1 K' o+ m. j O; f0 FNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' , T0 x& c5 w- }* [; D
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. ) A. g8 i x* Y. x
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 8 L: ^/ s: m5 Q* a r6 O9 h: F
1 l+ S! [' U5 @2 P! u6 GHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 5 e) ?+ D0 T) }
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. - W3 W- l) _& L) o# [
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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/ T) [" x5 Z$ c% bThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' J% i' a: U2 A
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' ; U0 L* R. E9 G7 U
2 U$ j8 u2 W. R- |The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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