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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' - ?' f8 ?3 i/ W
+ G# ~" W' [) ~- Y' @Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 1 a$ V, d) L) d2 I! [, [1 n6 C5 p- |
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. % m L4 V, d0 J
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. , ~( q" b1 H$ ^1 x: c" q( t
4 P6 _. Q% y' j6 v# n1 S* } QWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 6 B% ~. i/ Y# h/ n1 r. _7 C
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. - Y' J8 u) Y! u5 p
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' % f/ {* M, Z* E! n2 D* N4 s' J
, G, l) u( C8 ?' x2 y8 E$ `4 Z* l$ N; MSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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$ I5 l$ m5 o* G: J1 J* JHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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- p8 x% J2 |; O, Q! T' SSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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( L! O2 ]4 b# v0 RNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
6 u ~6 s3 s C5 O$ _He gives up and goes back to bed. 4 N$ X) P7 a! [
8 b' c j c* HThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' # G" P7 Y2 |. f( y' P
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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