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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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% j" N# A' Y: H/ PDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. ' E( \' H6 B/ T1 ~7 K9 L
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 7 b' I* F6 s: @
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. & h3 d9 |7 x9 V+ D. A4 }
x4 s) U, t# k1 w g The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 4 L8 z, x0 P7 L
M6 q# e( n( W& i* \And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. * A! p( U3 ]" m1 S8 q
9 L+ ]3 k) D! y( b' u6 VNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' ) N" A5 ^8 @) k) e7 m
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 5 c6 X& C6 I' z
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. ( t5 B6 j: O% p# W* t7 G
% b1 `. u) n- K1 k8 mHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. " v. f- h5 h, Q2 K; v
4 O; l/ n! `) z9 LSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. " f& l/ n7 F2 Q8 g
+ j: i: g, ~9 L. MNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 6 f- U7 q/ m3 j% ]( q4 |
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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6 C3 G5 ^2 A$ q4 AThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' - z1 C+ _% l3 ]2 q- O; v+ q( C
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 3 I: |! G/ I' v& F; b
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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