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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 6 u3 `+ {/ z7 ^- J) _* \
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: + X) B& o9 `% K
$ X. j) D( [& {1 ?$ ~. W! V' }I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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. R* t7 Y6 e d1 cYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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' [' M: }! p0 k9 {9 GWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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* A* R! P3 q* d3 z6 t p( Q The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 1 D# x, q6 @/ Z/ [' g# _+ W* h
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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( Z( g7 y9 W. T$ m( `; OHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. - a; a9 W, U9 m5 q4 A# ^- a2 M
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 6 |5 {( {' U* x3 F
He gives up and goes back to bed. , g- A! z9 B: B5 z+ | V+ K% L
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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u; @9 T; x u' Y! b* _The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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