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% }) y; Z {, S4 H& A+ pDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. " y* P0 i, D' t% T: I& o) Y
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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. s% t, j9 A0 L7 b: K; QWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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- ]$ \1 ?2 S1 l9 S The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 3 f& w/ Z* z5 }/ j+ [
* q5 W5 N, ?2 L% Z9 RAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 2 k) ?4 P! d2 y2 P# \* A4 j
W9 e+ V1 y; R0 z. R4 FNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 9 v5 V6 B; r! l, G U% g' b/ g# a
! p* V: R2 r: ]5 P1 P- ~/ xSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. , \! L, P/ l3 t$ |
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 6 n8 W6 V7 w/ {; C# U
1 X1 H4 _. r% h. t6 E9 B3 j, \He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 4 {3 y. X- S% ]% U
* |9 R* O' @9 v. k$ s0 wNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
5 k" P. O4 J$ O; t, B% F, yHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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" t$ E3 }) G$ z( F( JThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 3 r7 }- ]2 v; `
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 6 g' i3 W& N+ d& M# u5 q4 p6 R6 e: T
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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