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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' $ n' `5 a9 }4 g7 J0 _/ f
3 s5 [+ o" H/ Q, f0 h# PDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: + j+ d0 j! d* X$ x2 I6 {
) I+ q4 N9 l3 _8 S1 mI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. ) M0 J8 F: t% l, l
2 ~" ] N+ v/ m The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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! m$ ^5 G% a3 `( nAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. + E, [- i5 k, X6 [
# `; f/ ]- Y m" c1 nNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' # Q. v+ D6 p) S" k- T
& Y/ x2 [# x% u/ i9 mSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 3 n( B8 k: @# t) ?1 T5 i- \! r
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 9 X- U7 x4 _% |$ [8 }8 L
" M+ C; ~0 z T5 A9 u. pHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. & l v, L: Z' i9 `
5 u; g6 {# t; R- ?. I# @0 RSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. + |; W0 |5 m4 A' S$ R
He gives up and goes back to bed. ( |$ F, s! h! |) C: n$ _9 v# k
8 l8 \: {) Y8 @- X) EThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' , g0 \) }: _8 s( V; m
) d8 q1 `: \% R' K/ ]The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' - e3 Y0 ]( n' v4 s: b
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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