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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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! U6 z1 I1 `/ O: I$ ^' Y0 g; OI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. / `8 L+ |, c& a: ~0 O# L) [
3 k" @+ n+ X2 f3 Q+ f& y: P& }2 E2 A The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 9 {- Y- p, E3 ^) t4 Q, H
; r: Z0 f* @. S' i5 P6 g1 xNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' & z3 P! @; f/ Q
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 4 F! \& W! A$ a5 L) ]
/ ^5 v; U5 v }6 ZLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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; O+ w; q; d; k6 W9 bHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. $ y8 G2 P& K% ^
6 `- {! Y- W2 Y! bSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 4 V! Z( q" }9 M+ O8 _/ J4 B- i0 v
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
4 a4 q V$ ^# l. GHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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1 L9 P1 h* q' hThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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