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Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-3-6 01:44 PM:# e/ G$ N, c/ e" |. k
调情= 电视美食节目
: Z3 y% s0 F" `, ^爱情小说=菜谱
& i3 s+ f" ]' s, `恋爱= 炒锅放油
8 b1 P' M& N' N% t嫉妒=少许
" F W" h6 N* I( R+ L P' @( ?- y上床=炸至金黄
1 x h0 j) ]- C v% D结婚= 焖锅
7 t" ]. q, _) @孕育= 出锅装盘" U! X2 L+ q) n; m( Q, r
外遇= 二吃虾
1 C. n2 p2 `2 M: R8 l离婚= 炒糊了
" I J" u/ y$ H! n8 a. G1 _5 E) l# u! i情感箴言= 按个人口味调制咸淡
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6 Z1 U4 `. ?" o$ k5 kSoooooooo funny. Need some bigger plates, oh A big one? |
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