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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
2 Y" l! ~) J7 dher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the! Y6 P, U9 N( }5 ]/ \. c+ T" t9 t& @
entrance.& N7 D4 ~! i C
3 u" O: S' ~" h; {- v( m+ n The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to6 P9 F6 R- a/ I% d, n
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'& U I! Z) `4 R7 I1 }! M i) d2 I
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
4 z7 P; H7 d% fain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you% v& `2 D6 h! p. ]8 N! ~" h7 G& ~# c
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'* b4 {5 h1 U* g. ^' C8 N% u7 `( ^
2 w( D" b5 j A/ O. E 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just$ R) e* w8 j* Z" O
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
. ?; z$ ?/ y- P( x$ X7 I1 @- Gshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
