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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to( v) q' j; T; m. V4 r
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
$ D8 ^/ [$ O4 ~/ O4 t' e* D3 T The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they2 H5 x" T3 z# I- A7 W
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you/ w4 O2 x5 E, I- x
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'5 @$ d# |; p) C p4 m5 Y; U
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just* J0 L7 W5 } } z- I6 {' l
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
