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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with5 V' p e& u5 I% @8 U) d `
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to/ J5 r3 Y7 N' x: B, b/ c0 h
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
/ T) D1 t4 j% |6 F/ E% r! Y* U The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they6 ^* A% o, w" R* P0 G8 k% A1 ]
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you+ E5 e+ k1 Y% c8 N! w
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
4 x- A& l1 v& d2 R' N& o) X% l* `couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
( n% {) w1 u2 h/ z% b( T# @shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
