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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with; x- P3 x5 p. `' l, L( {
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to( n- U% P8 _ [- x. P8 m, D
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
+ C$ Q+ r2 N7 B The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they" t! G4 o5 c! r3 {# X
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
* B+ v) ^3 R$ u7 C% S Lthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'& ^2 o: n+ d2 O: S: M
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just8 B. \* \, A! r i
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for6 y& X% [" i6 P9 f- d% R. f0 J
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
