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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with! D* U! r8 |0 b$ \
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
2 P, I4 o U, h9 VWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
$ O+ ~0 h+ R0 E) s The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
/ Z- P: o0 \0 c z- Y" P, Jain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you5 @* {4 ~0 W! x1 M
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'2 g: t7 r$ \! C2 p- P
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
, E7 s: }1 A+ D: Z8 \% {# Lcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
3 a/ s5 e( s& x: @, xshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
