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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with' y3 k5 B }3 }1 G* s/ l
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the9 M. m, F) I% n+ V7 w9 ?4 [ P! [/ K3 q
entrance.
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. n! y9 J, _8 N6 N: N( T The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
; n6 O3 K/ S* r; y3 ]$ c3 ]0 CWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'8 Y" a$ T1 k: ^2 r+ j+ e
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they" O7 ~; L: h4 x
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
4 A$ I6 f e7 B) p8 t* S4 Uthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'6 \- V: d" M8 t9 ~
" W) ^& c2 O0 s2 }4 I; k f 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just2 ?. H' k5 C a7 o6 i/ _
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for1 P- m) N3 M8 e# A7 G8 _ @
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
