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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with4 W' Z. R& y2 k
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the) h6 C& O5 n: \, F
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
( j7 G! Y9 O5 {% }Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?', G* F3 `7 {8 P. P4 u( `2 J3 N: k: j
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they; u& X) g# P5 v! M- Y) M
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you0 p! _8 N* y+ E$ V& e* y
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?') Y) Z6 |$ k2 ?( i4 Q
5 @) p, H4 P4 F! P* a% T4 ` 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
$ @$ h: `4 y. x2 Q6 [1 f/ ~couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for) h( P- U% W- ^1 k
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
