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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
( O6 R. m0 A% q4 }Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?': \( r- J# A5 U" c* N3 D
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they9 @) i7 C$ y9 H
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
" O' E: L: @' \ C7 Z* ethink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?') S' L7 u" r$ N7 _+ l9 _% F2 s7 G+ k
& m' N+ C9 \- g) F" [& a2 _: e9 u 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
8 Q/ b: Y4 A; ~8 q# u" Zcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
[0 N' ?' Y) E5 s: j1 a# Pshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
