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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with8 }; W" L5 `- b0 @
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the% a2 u/ ]: s: `+ M* ~0 N# e
entrance.
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& v7 J" j9 k' f8 k S The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to5 p; P! p& u! ^ i8 m
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
0 @/ y1 S: X/ Z) J# \. g, S e: H The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they# S8 n+ D+ b, |1 r" J, S
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
: E1 O# o8 p x% l8 Lthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
+ i S3 @9 t9 k- @couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for7 |) W+ D5 t( x$ Q# P0 p/ {( w* x0 S
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
