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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : / g- W6 @, a( E$ Z* p* Z9 X
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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* J+ z* G8 y1 f0 PWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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. n: h( i# u) G6 r2 l0 QLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --
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0 ~0 d+ i S; Q+ yGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ) r$ r& L0 i3 L6 S# d0 ^/ }# p! p
- ^# z, e9 p3 ~3 z) q8 [5 U: QWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.: |9 i) s2 U: `+ U3 t
/ @' V; G% z5 eCondition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..! ^8 H* h0 ~6 L% B" u2 Y. s) s
) l5 A( d- n! u" D6 W# }Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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6 J4 L- y. \4 k. ]1 G/ c9 JWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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( J& p' K& o: h/ gRinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.; K! g! O, s! s
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 0 d# V" r1 C0 m1 Q
& t9 `1 W- C& B: a4 ]/ Z+ LGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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: R! u4 }; _/ f* f& j1 q+ M3 tWrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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, E, G# X! k$ D/ xReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. ( c! ? @9 W; v! h
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: + `; Y! U/ ^# g+ ]9 t! O
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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; q5 T) Z% |. L% K! T% m; G0 U( LWalk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.
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9 T" e. T; t$ k) S% n+ r2 iLook at your manly physique in the mirror. " g$ ]) T. f* L; a, \$ W
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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9 P3 o' ]4 o! G) j9 a7 K2 S0 [2 I. j, kGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits. ( h+ A# K F! `# i
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. . g! _' N0 v0 k
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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, ~ S( c i$ qSpend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 4 j3 S$ {8 v/ M" \. F O) t |+ G
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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[5 A; F: S) d0 J9 j. zRinse off and get out of shower. ' u' P6 H' ~2 d6 V0 C( _
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Partially dry off.
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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3 C% ?/ `* E: V3 w$ w0 }" \Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. # w3 Q1 ]# a$ T9 Y9 x
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Throw wet towel on bed. 7 P" }4 g+ W1 U
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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