HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

老杨

HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  


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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.
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* R% h3 z0 j. O* o* b( xWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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8 A4 c* ^! I# F  @6 t7 L" l! V# p9 VIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
, b' W+ V5 c' I& _2 N, y! |make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

! y3 z6 U2 {  ^" tGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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+ m* j) u) O0 T" k' A; E4 nWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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6 w& a8 |) t& u  l+ K6 }1 p8 i4 x7 YWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  

. e1 c8 n. _+ I/ ORinse conditioner off hair.

5 u+ p! z% ^2 g3 i5 a) JShave armpits and  legs.

! c3 k- a0 H4 qTurn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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/ a& [# e: h* q2 sWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  

Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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8 N7 i, Q( @$ dTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.

! }! n9 s; a  U% Y  _' _' bIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  

) t5 [2 y, ]6 G5 O: dGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  

Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

3 c% W0 L3 q4 w5 g' T; SSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  

Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  

' D( {0 G) ?6 jPee.  
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1 \* c) J+ `. p! VRinse  off and get out of shower.

Partially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.

Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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# O5 V# S& Y& ^* WLeave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  

Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.

partybreaker

Funny~

9527

啊，老杨，你是这么洗澡的吗？晕

Elaine.MYL

lmao...

Eunice.kk

冬日繁星

vivid! man and woman are always so different.