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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 5 w4 ?0 H9 B6 }, b5 t
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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0 l4 h. Y; y# h& r# z$ u: E. s, {Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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# W0 g. A$ O$ c* r0 yIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.7 L6 D0 A4 f/ _ Z7 x1 k
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
. Q0 ]6 Y. {3 r, W: B; G Rmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.$ s P( u* c- Z6 b4 o/ q
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. ( a4 F7 W( e0 c1 g; E8 H, j
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..; ^/ B3 Y8 [( n3 K# J) {- z8 |
# N6 n8 j; v1 L7 ^5 k" Z9 DWash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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+ R% u; Q, T& d3 wWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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- \9 Z$ h3 ?7 n6 Q: u9 C LRinse conditioner off hair.
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$ Q) D& L. x. F; E+ ~* n/ u! |Shave armpits and legs.
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Turn off shower.
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3 `- R8 U3 c6 y0 cSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.. j- G; _6 ~% I8 A: P! x
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. # j( n* `( j2 W, V. e7 K$ z/ T
; ^7 L% s- p" f2 ?7 g" K( M I' xGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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5 ^! U3 L( Z0 ]* j" F/ a! h' o9 m( D% I! MReturn to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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* M" A2 i( n# c; d; e; DIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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8 O' h2 v, n" O) K7 X6 P" RHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: ) Y7 ^: p8 m% U
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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9 i8 e2 p" C- l# e$ Y1 DWalk naked to the bathroom.
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. / }6 a" Z1 u6 \' B
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. 3 v! ]. r* `/ x; M
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. % G% j0 @9 Q( A
$ b3 J4 w, C+ _8 u$ r" C8 MFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 6 l; G7 {# a6 k; j9 [4 |9 ?
$ m0 c3 H# }+ P2 a) Y9 K) ~Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. $ K9 v6 M% {: X+ A2 O4 U
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. - Z h- h& K: S5 R" F
9 t# Y: v) D$ e- E0 T8 mWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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Pee. $ b1 `( F+ ?/ a% x0 X
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Rinse off and get out of shower. - R9 L7 t, ~8 m+ {1 U' ?% h
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Partially dry off.: _+ q. ^/ J+ F Q4 Y9 |8 s3 ~
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Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 2 |4 a0 Y* l; W9 l! j
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. 8 t" { w- c- ]! Q# S0 ^ X, t
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. , ~, m6 E' p3 W, i7 M
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Throw wet towel on bed. + ^0 R1 {! j% r( b( ]
0 w0 L: O- f! E. ]If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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