可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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% Q* M0 p( q9 K4 n4 ^. a) W+ A" S3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
2 k; T7 ^5 L4 T- {" y) `' _+ KHarold is his name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
0 f1 v) ~, Z0 r$ H% T0 \don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
9 H0 p: h' N5 \3 U# i3 n2 m+ Ein church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
+ V0 ]6 g5 f: R3 A' D. uboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
" _4 G( g$ r  J4 V- r$ y2 Hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
0 `0 o. f# k0 a. W. P: S( tchildren as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
1 P. N5 a% T7 @" q) V6 x, E* ~One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

: q0 |# {, T. o  zA mother was preparing pancakes for
+ m' q. g4 V7 Q5 P$ q* N# f' ^/ zher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
8 w6 m; D4 G4 P$ [get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
0 d4 I) c4 }8 f. Wmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
% x2 m& c) I) C0 ?first pancake, I can wait' ."
/ ?8 Q; z7 X. ~- j, m) ]Kevin turned to his younger brother and
* O) J1 d# i7 r( i8 @8 E7 csaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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3 H+ A! y6 S  ZA father was at the beach with his children
+ N: m, b9 u" L% S" l2 Q# C+ awhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
/ c' g: U  ]) \: g9 Pwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
- a0 V% i1 O5 r5 ~"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
, z; i9 Y+ Z. {% R# [/ yThe boy thought a moment and then said,
$ r" n' p, \# i5 c"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
: L7 W* ]* V* g2 j7 P4 EAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
- d! M; Z7 {" xdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
0 B! F9 a  ?& s. Yblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
$ A0 l6 o! O  O# s- [! W+ EThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
* G) T, D3 ^  o& D) Jand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
/ Q# ]9 b$ ]  L6 \: apeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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0 G: A# C- L; s4 c' }Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
4 _5 e! n, t2 X+ a8 t0 VVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
6 M/ C) _; X1 t3 c2 z6 hI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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5 G9 y2 v7 {* g4 }1 \# ?5 r5 z好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

% l: R' m" D7 ^, T* N' URecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' n' F5 B8 D& Y! z' b! Z2 a6 i"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  B# {/ W8 }# L( j$ [My boy's eyes turned ...

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lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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$ M2 c, |5 }, j  c* gRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

$ |# O0 ^  k/ XThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby