可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
% }5 }, E/ V  y6 w7 g' tHarold is his name.
Amen."

( r! S0 ?- d& `7 o6 \# V+ L* @" v8 GA little boy was overheard praying:
8 |9 v+ b( T, S"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
) m! o) O5 y8 S* s) p5 CI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
4 L1 ~$ z7 x+ K; [' V9 z/ {in the back seat of the car. His father asked
$ e1 r: R' Y1 zhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
2 \' o3 d  _7 V1 |  Zus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
* c* c; E; h! Fto stay with you guys."

) p! s% m; Q+ ~5 c, f9 P8 r& LOne particular four-year-old prayed,
1 X7 v3 S7 E0 _) u1 \"And forgive us our trash baskets as
8 U. p! J1 O9 X6 P% v6 ]we forgive those who put trash in our
8 s+ A* H4 O( U9 k3 R  Hbaskets."

6 ~6 T4 m7 q9 ~1 x1 zA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
4 q& M$ |7 z1 V5 X1 SChurch service, "and why is it necessary
- u7 m! v4 t4 y" j1 c1 tto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
( v( J% O! s$ V. O' `" K"Because people are sleeping."

# v3 y. T+ l7 C+ m) BA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
) t$ j+ J  h; f+ \/ gThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
6 q0 Q# ?( k+ i0 x: l0 A1 fmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
& T6 m% L# X' K  u) kwould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
) t6 ^  s: ?, ?" V3 M9 s' U' HKevin turned to his younger brother and
8 ?6 m: W. T6 C( Q  m" V- n! ]: c, psaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
: ^: `; o. @, u( Q# \when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
- C# V  `1 ?1 A3 w; W3 tgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
: W( D" i# `- \1 z1 jwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
- m! {6 M/ j- u: D9 I/ p, C"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- H- c4 N+ U) `) y' q; ZThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

  w$ f9 |* s/ |; d. N# HA wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
% I/ g# w* j1 F- }: f7 p, o( v2 L) Sdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
  v6 N* q4 C2 r0 D5 o3 Xblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
- |8 Z$ E' J" R: j1 [, rgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
5 h/ R0 C: ]& cand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
- r  o) \, v* x! f. y' dpeople to dinner?"

Cheers!!!

' b  G( d% C% A7 y: L6 P4 ?" zPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
1 t2 _% _3 t$ u# k0 l; j  W/ WVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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/ C; t0 Y  x0 \3 a$ IRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
' h9 }% c" |, l2 t: D1 t"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  Z2 ~2 _4 F; V0 {$ PMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
! b8 r) V/ V( N8 c1 R: g( TI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' f; [# s# z7 j% BMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
8 a, z' J+ g" z/ p$ n5 l* O
0 n" [5 q  c) `+ O8 p. ^2 |" l$ @  r! cRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" L& n3 h& u- K7 x( b; z. {; H"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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& k( d/ l" |  f0 ]2 VAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

9 w, ^0 p8 l- ?2 i& r& zaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% O; y  b7 a  T7 m7 C) L- P+ o"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby