可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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" h6 F7 R5 k! ]. A1 ^9 s" g% h/ I3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
) M2 W+ Q2 ~* I  o7 i2 cHarold is his name.
9 s! V+ Z" T/ U8 XAmen."

3 a6 g% r, q. h/ ~9 _A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
2 }0 W* S' c& w, _don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
( |+ T4 K+ b- C$ u5 l% U# u! O/ jin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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  d7 J# v# T% COne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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8 U9 t' C& k* ?$ ?2 Z3 y. t3 L- ^A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
  p8 z# d+ ?2 T$ I# _"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
  V2 Y+ l4 S" b0 eher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
, s6 g- g5 c6 GThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
( Q' q' ~( |0 ~- @9 d  rTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
, }' F8 G* R0 b3 D% l8 jwould say, 'Let my brother have the
3 Q, [- F2 v* `  K, \. xfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
" c  I( C6 ]) [9 E+ [0 q& ~  asaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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) C/ V1 Z8 c( e: eA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
0 ^; f1 x8 z# b; a% k  Q5 [grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
4 @" I/ u8 i. y4 Swhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
& f9 W8 E8 I+ g+ }4 p' @The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

  r  Y$ U# G: f! a$ ^+ oA wife invited some people to dinner.
4 A* c" E% k0 t9 Z- ]: ZAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
& b+ v# ]$ q1 S4 V! V; @; agirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
; ^0 e! j4 q0 E! x* _4 zThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
; |! F0 ^3 c0 r, B+ W7 i* nand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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+ ?7 e. O2 |" L8 C7 j/ w4 ^Cheers!!!

Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

0 d$ ~; u/ _1 ~' _, o" ~' l3 N7 uRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
+ ^0 M6 D, I- K$ x% ?& z"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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% z) f9 o: ~- l4 X" Naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
6 J! c5 o6 D1 S: Z& G! _My boy's eyes turned ...

* S+ Y  c+ b3 A好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

* [* M" w1 l- t+ u  u7 _) d) kha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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3 K4 q# p% ?+ _; s3 yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

( |1 J; Y( k/ J! B. k; aAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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9 K4 l# C3 x6 L7 s- H; }Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
$ b9 \/ M3 }/ L! t4 R; f"Don't be selfish!" I said.
; U3 N) x/ U( x) YMy boy's eyes turned ...

5 ]7 _6 H2 l6 D: n4 _' GThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby