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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :# G& f$ a0 e \" q! I' }) k
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,2 y5 q3 ^2 T G% M' ^
Harold is his name.3 M3 |: c! Q8 \& l* e3 K/ l
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:% x! \$ R# h2 s* t( X
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
& M. ]- o% T% D: u! c1 \don't worry about it.
: ~. ]' Y3 S( C, _4 Y. [I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
/ O9 h& }5 n. Ein church, Jason sobbed all the way home
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him three times what was wrong. Finally, the+ o6 U8 [( o* p! D" ]8 T* w
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted( _ g8 _. n( Q
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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+ E f+ J. w# d- v$ m5 kOne particular four-year-old prayed,
9 r n; E! g _1 z! ]"And forgive us our trash baskets as0 `% I! v( b" ^8 L
we forgive those who put trash in our/ n1 b. F, ^1 R- `+ V9 S G
baskets."% F1 A! h1 d& }
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
4 y; q/ k& v2 s5 z9 rchildren as they were on the way to
0 S, {" b$ U! w: NChurch service, "and why is it necessary- C4 x/ x+ ]/ C- s
to be quiet in Church?"
( x) Y8 O/ s9 e( x7 {One bright little girl replied,
, k9 L. O4 }% h, D+ o( l8 G, \"Because people are sleeping."7 Q! F% z+ z- z0 b
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
* y" j9 o5 J4 Q- C8 U( nher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
9 c# R8 q# R9 y* X: e" ^The boys began to argue over who would6 m& f" M3 o3 s* D
get the first pancake.2 H) c# x/ e- g& M/ I
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
9 s" i. V( D0 q$ Vmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He+ x% u# ]9 D0 x& M& i) \5 ] a
would say, 'Let my brother have the
% F9 K/ I% O3 |first pancake, I can wait' ."" S9 [/ `+ L$ q( ~" z
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
: e" I/ T6 ~, u2 P% `! j% G) jsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
5 {9 r8 u0 q7 c2 v- R4 b; J/ Gwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,) v( f2 W: s n9 M( D
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
4 N; ]' M1 F* D2 zwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
" L1 H2 w6 u- O3 C$ Y: @"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
) U! U6 e& Q' W3 P- X n"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.6 Q: m) r C# S
The boy thought a moment and then said,+ H% H! l4 m6 ^* R0 ^% {1 {# r8 p$ Q
"Did God throw him back down?"
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& K& O% K( j8 z8 g' {A wife invited some people to dinner.
# z+ O- D* m& G- U. `, YAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
1 {) G4 Z0 i/ `) f ~/ Hdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the# [, D* G4 P8 A. A% |
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
% I' k( M8 V0 P9 ^$ B bgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."; K0 L; p" ?' f; t, g
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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people to dinner?"6 C( A% B& t0 y. m
R$ ?# S1 ^3 B. k* D/ [6 fCheers!!!
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' a4 Z! G; M, s. jPeace, love and happines! |
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