可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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6 e5 t# [" _+ L2 }$ a7 _& K3-year-old Reese :
+ m# X" L+ K1 ?/ K* J5 q8 G"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
1 \  }; U2 x3 `% Y; ZHarold is his name.
; _4 t. ?" K! j# eAmen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( f4 r; D" `/ p2 `* A( G3 p. Ydon't worry about it.
& Y: \+ a$ k% C7 L. rI'm having a real good time like I am."
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# q- j6 {+ P0 {$ r- n4 MAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
. G4 i0 Z& f# `2 O3 t, }( C) iin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
; D3 g4 B2 e; X) S" eus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
. y- l  F0 Q5 X3 c( `3 G$ nto stay with you guys."

9 ?/ U% n# e% N8 v5 oOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
7 M) m0 c3 D9 Jbaskets."

! @" p7 _8 Q1 F7 }; c( |A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
3 o. b7 o+ ?% y" f. _9 eChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
- C# X" [+ d& `+ [' d, w"Because people are sleeping."
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. ^& l- `, i6 f3 X# i" ^A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
1 `0 b! R1 D: g2 D# L8 Q# {The boys began to argue over who would
1 i& f& c: G6 ]0 [% v" lget the first pancake.
6 ^, M/ k7 N$ w- Z# n0 x" C1 aTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
7 |5 [# d! B; {3 v" G4 H0 y0 ymoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
7 w6 o9 Y& K- p  ^' H- yKevin turned to his younger brother and
/ |4 j, l7 K3 Msaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
5 d) L2 D, w4 g- Q5 L7 P- o- egrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
9 e! Y9 s2 u, m; o"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
" b. W- k  z+ H7 s7 G8 z3 v"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
4 y& f+ W6 R9 C1 HThe boy thought a moment and then said,
* ^0 D* ?7 t' z) Q"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
5 M7 j! ?, J+ m& U) j: |daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
2 }2 E" Z* A2 S, Q4 Ypeople to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

/ |+ b0 A. H% ?$ M* y0 J7 iaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

5 ?0 U: z5 A: m1 b8 K# h% ORecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ |6 u0 ]1 n' T( P6 w# R"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
! W! b5 ^, e; O4 O5 SI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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9 a9 h& t2 ^) Faha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) I/ \& L# Q+ E" `, W& A" e  s0 wMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

6 s& m8 z7 |3 B! L( cRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 L5 X3 v( u& }) J( a! T"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 v# }- O+ o1 j6 yMy boy's eyes turned ...

1 O3 H$ a1 ~! f0 ^( m  p, T- H4 Q8 K' yAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

  M; C. n( K8 m; X+ ARecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* m$ a& G/ Q* M( [9 P# k"Don't be selfish!" I said.
$ Y6 K; f7 a% D0 h* j* bMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby