可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
0 M) F1 C  F3 `7 F- S5 W- D"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
; ]( [( u: {1 {' wAmen."

5 c, J! @6 l/ R  i  V+ ~0 BA little boy was overheard praying:
  t  E: c1 [3 o"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
0 O& B1 ?1 G6 b9 Jdon't worry about it.
5 s. y% x4 v  y* ?/ wI'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
$ I: O, S  ]% W! G5 Win the back seat of the car. His father asked
8 q& c- s7 ?& B6 M5 bhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
) ^2 v" e$ {6 v! W7 wboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
0 I# a$ }# q- ^' @+ c, Y/ @us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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$ r7 T3 g% ?9 M8 S" G$ D7 l1 JOne particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
1 s7 p# s( V! O6 \baskets."
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. @  p9 O& F) [* iA Sunday school teacher asked her
: x" n+ ~3 A/ q" s( \7 b+ U/ }children as they were on the way to
4 g' F2 ]1 F1 |7 b* _; d2 K; W" F3 ~Church service, "and why is it necessary
: r" A5 _4 N4 s  M& u% `# zto be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

+ u. e3 n% Y5 T& \6 l6 ~$ }$ aA mother was preparing pancakes for
, A/ z4 F; Y1 J- h& V5 Xher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 S7 c$ H& Z0 [* k; @6 d" L2 YThe boys began to argue over who would
. H+ r, ]' v/ C6 J, ]: Tget the first pancake.
" A; y2 r( |: d. d+ T/ t  iTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
7 s) {' N/ N  T2 Awould say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
( D! y2 I9 T. `  G: xKevin turned to his younger brother and
- j- L# \; p6 n+ \4 R( G: bsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
& b( d0 O1 ~3 B7 _) o: o* C, J7 zwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
+ m2 ?- W6 x. g3 `' A/ t. h7 Vwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
! t$ ^8 v& g  \& i, k# UThe boy thought a moment and then said,
) {/ ?3 M( I, }4 O' I3 ^"Did God throw him back down?"
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1 p0 z$ E: m0 Y  E* L$ PA wife invited some people to dinner.
# m+ I0 V- z# n. O( T; U# J: S& eAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
2 p& v& [5 U8 o, P" `blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
: ]4 |. V7 u$ T8 E/ Zgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
* H) r: ~; }9 Z" ^3 P! P: k$ o* p7 ?/ dpeople to dinner?"
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2 A* q& C6 D  |Cheers!!!

4 {* U2 G1 k2 D3 S$ [1 I! hPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
( ^9 e  A6 g: p9 \  K$ R"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
+ v1 q, h: t' Z: K) j' N: A+ H"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

3 l" s' [$ C, S6 u7 d) f% U7 V好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


3 T# B/ t# O: ?  x. A8 f好好吃

( l6 A8 P- f& R. i  qha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
+ V  g8 A% Q, i) F5 U; k. T9 X+ n"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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/ r5 M2 h: k4 p/ J, F! PAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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# j& B) ]# @6 Q5 l' j3 qaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: U( a0 x' n' IMy boy's eyes turned ...

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2 B2 [) F" a& o0 k9 K% h# V$ jThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby