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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church
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" a' M. F. [- d: f. k: p. [3-year-old Reese :
% C. O: [, `* a, b"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
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0 E) E5 O- t0 S9 GAmen."% h0 q: d2 j% b2 m2 m. ~
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A little boy was overheard praying:% Q+ U# z4 Q% s$ }, y
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
2 o, B# h) N3 [$ I! e8 Vdon't worry about it.
$ W. `3 X2 m% ~4 V% Q8 ^! lI'm having a real good time like I am."
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( R! s" J, u: k( q- b: G& JAfter the christening of his baby brother
4 G3 N4 w. s9 Pin church, Jason sobbed all the way home. c% [1 |2 X6 J" ]  b3 _
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 G. Y8 H5 P/ w' m' lhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
* F* P5 y- f7 Yboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
+ z0 T7 F& @3 @" R2 hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
% _& w3 Z5 [4 v/ d$ M+ Tto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our( Y( f4 Y  j( A2 |7 U) L) \
baskets."
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  m' n8 l- V  J% f& Y/ fA Sunday school teacher asked her
0 [2 g9 A. ^9 I1 echildren as they were on the way to
: |# o5 D" m( t, ]' ]/ bChurch service, "and why is it necessary
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' t4 d8 w& w  l' p# Q& X8 O8 cOne bright little girl replied,
3 J% k, W6 u" V% I7 n/ n, F7 a3 C"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
# J: Y: Y& k" z& eher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.7 `5 e( J# f% I: j' ]2 R6 u2 `3 N! Y
The boys began to argue over who would8 F7 {* E8 a' _; M/ Z; [
get the first pancake.
1 `# b% C! s" E; ], ~, dTheir mother saw the opportunity for a; s, o, j9 B9 f  t% E
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He' u5 ~  V$ |& r5 {5 l0 T4 D
would say, 'Let my brother have the
* K" L" y; z3 @7 e9 X7 d- Ifirst pancake, I can wait' .") H9 L6 f# n( a& H& f* P8 {
Kevin turned to his younger brother and/ [8 O1 C2 m8 t$ X+ o$ [
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"8 m; J# t% D- a" [

1 K6 R; c- t, z- E' M6 vA father was at the beach with his children+ W3 l/ [1 D3 Z% ?
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
. n7 R) V6 }6 b( O3 X/ q3 o) ^+ ^grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore. \1 p: J" j; J( T$ X
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.% |2 Z$ E& }8 O; W$ {& j
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.$ S6 x- g2 a: K1 P# g- @% H
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
1 ?( }9 d, `6 oThe boy thought a moment and then said,& r4 k. l2 {9 P0 z/ A6 \  Y6 e
"Did God throw him back down?"  \7 |6 o- L- e; P% F# I2 S5 p. V
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A wife invited some people to dinner.5 B/ Y% J- V% t6 G
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
4 b- r* T' N" a; y3 Xdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
8 L: j* z9 B5 lblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The! {" t) r/ K6 b4 l
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."7 C8 J2 [; X% K$ F+ z0 m! l
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head$ F& `+ e' N* h  w% Z) O- }
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these6 Q. M% d8 [$ p* u
people to dinner?"
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0 r, m, ^$ Q/ q3 bCheers!!!
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( }) x! q1 N8 d) L! h) ZPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 8 y( D3 X( n( v3 p
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

0 }( d5 @  }- s7 naha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ( W! ]* W2 H# a6 ]2 s9 d" \

. R' I) j1 J- |7 w* iRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.: x5 p. R& F! U/ f* q; U! N4 \% @
"Don't be selfish!" I said.2 L; w: k, E  L, O1 C; M; C) t
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
' ~$ H. S# v3 \& p, f. xI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
4 s) y" C& P, o9 {/ k/ \"Don't be selfish!" I said.
- H' w& w3 x" N- `, EMy boy's eyes turned ...

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2 u, ^6 a7 s. S, U8 z( ?好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: & b5 _. H* F! Z+ \3 H, s4 ]
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.9 n$ G' y% g1 H( q8 p' ?* a
"Don't be selfish!" I said.( Y- H; d. X, _# [, D
My boy's eyes turned ...

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Aha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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' ]$ D0 C2 r/ V; Kaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 Y& }7 p% O9 S1 u"Don't be selfish!" I said.* O4 ^; T" U% B- R% i; f, v
My boy's eyes turned ...
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0 X; Y# J/ J6 g- ?/ }Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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