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Kids in Church
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" a' M. F. [- d: f. k: p. [3-year-old Reese :
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A little boy was overheard praying:% Q+ U# z4 Q% s$ }, y
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
2 o, B# h) N3 [$ I! e8 Vdon't worry about it.
$ W. `3 X2 m% ~4 V% Q8 ^! lI'm having a real good time like I am."
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( R! s" J, u: k( q- b: G& JAfter the christening of his baby brother
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in the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 G. Y8 H5 P/ w' m' lhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
* F* P5 y- f7 Yboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
+ z0 T7 F& @3 @" R2 hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
% _& w3 Z5 [4 v/ d$ M+ Tto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our( Y( f4 Y j( A2 |7 U) L) \
baskets."
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m' n8 l- V J% f& Y/ fA Sunday school teacher asked her
0 [2 g9 A. ^9 I1 echildren as they were on the way to
: |# o5 D" m( t, ]' ]/ bChurch service, "and why is it necessary
) \* [% v/ y5 f% c& i# wto be quiet in Church?"
' t4 d8 w& w l' p# Q& X8 O8 cOne bright little girl replied,
3 J% k, W6 u" V% I7 n/ n, F7 a3 C"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
# J: Y: Y& k" z& eher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.7 `5 e( J# f% I: j' ]2 R6 u2 `3 N! Y
The boys began to argue over who would8 F7 {* E8 a' _; M/ Z; [
get the first pancake.
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moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He' u5 ~ V$ |& r5 {5 l0 T4 D
would say, 'Let my brother have the
* K" L" y; z3 @7 e9 X7 d- Ifirst pancake, I can wait' .") H9 L6 f# n( a& H& f* P8 {
Kevin turned to his younger brother and/ [8 O1 C2 m8 t$ X+ o$ [
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"8 m; J# t% D- a" [
1 K6 R; c- t, z- E' M6 vA father was at the beach with his children+ W3 l/ [1 D3 Z% ?
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
. n7 R) V6 }6 b( O3 X/ q3 o) ^+ ^grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore. \1 p: J" j; J( T$ X
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.% |2 Z$ E& }8 O; W$ {& j
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.$ S6 x- g2 a: K1 P# g- @% H
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
1 ?( }9 d, `6 oThe boy thought a moment and then said,& r4 k. l2 {9 P0 z/ A6 \ Y6 e
"Did God throw him back down?" \7 |6 o- L- e; P% F# I2 S5 p. V
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A wife invited some people to dinner.5 B/ Y% J- V% t6 G
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
4 b- r* T' N" a; y3 Xdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
8 L: j* z9 B5 lblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The! {" t) r/ K6 b4 l
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."7 C8 J2 [; X% K$ F+ z0 m! l
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head$ F& `+ e' N* h w% Z) O- }
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these6 Q. M% d8 [$ p* u
people to dinner?"
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0 r, m, ^$ Q/ q3 bCheers!!!
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( }) x! q1 N8 d) L! h) ZPeace, love and happines! |
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