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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :, x2 w) R8 t1 Y) w( c* S3 n
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
8 {8 e( G; ~( T8 iHarold is his name.
, ?( e5 H1 H: IAmen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:8 w5 z' S {- T# C
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,( P& w0 B0 `/ X: p+ t$ K
don't worry about it.3 t# m* D9 `) f) n3 w) D
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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1 A; W% ~! J, S/ K/ pAfter the christening of his baby brother9 }% }" X/ p2 t8 f7 L0 Q6 E
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home, A5 R. ^5 b* f! ?
in the back seat of the car. His father asked; @7 P: s4 f' R5 X5 m
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
& I; T0 O& \ V5 o% k7 W+ e- eboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted: c& A E% a0 Z
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted1 `( i; g$ \' @( A
to stay with you guys."' _: z9 f3 O5 f" v" }
' K" l. e+ j0 C+ E5 rOne particular four-year-old prayed,
k9 ]% d# _2 I"And forgive us our trash baskets as
8 G7 W/ l7 i+ x3 {we forgive those who put trash in our
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0 Z% c" w2 c: @5 ^8 L" pA Sunday school teacher asked her
" g1 Y0 ^" U3 h; pchildren as they were on the way to0 `( k0 r+ r+ d# H
Church service, "and why is it necessary. U% |- O2 ], `5 g7 f
to be quiet in Church?"
! Y3 h& a2 u" Q# {One bright little girl replied,
# C7 `% h" v. z" X6 `"Because people are sleeping."3 n' K/ U# w6 L ~; r- Z
& i/ h, P) Z% E4 s" k9 XA mother was preparing pancakes for* M, @# w8 H% j4 x, ~
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.# R# ?. {3 c% J8 Y8 f B8 ]
The boys began to argue over who would
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f- y2 F6 H9 y) n6 d( V1 |& zTheir mother saw the opportunity for a# B7 x6 @0 F$ M1 g
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
9 ~! B5 o4 S* n, z) i5 mwould say, 'Let my brother have the
7 ~3 b7 m& h0 x5 |8 `first pancake, I can wait' ."" m6 [" w% K+ g
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
% t4 R+ J% U6 |- u0 Y5 Gsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children! _, I s5 {$ T/ n( Y
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
9 U/ @! F! c0 ]! xgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore/ q. ]. J- c( |3 [* l$ i6 f3 D
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
& X! T8 ]) r) u6 e( y$ T$ y"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
$ o2 W& b( z* _7 M* j8 o G0 f"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied., a) a/ I' f* ?. T* O: h2 j; |% r
The boy thought a moment and then said,
0 X- p. Z: X* K0 m: n% [( q' w C"Did God throw him back down?"/ x/ n. ]5 w/ ^' @9 d" K: ?; ~
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A wife invited some people to dinner.1 D7 H3 p2 a6 j: ?7 W/ {5 v
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old- T' b. C: e8 Z1 S7 H; {8 ]) z
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the( k, E* a, `- ^' a9 R" H
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The6 T- n9 C6 G k5 [6 }! I3 `0 t$ a
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."& ?( p5 h# H- A2 h% S7 y5 K8 O
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
! L5 w2 ?4 v2 k5 O/ ^& h2 kand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these7 M2 M& D5 T8 S. H+ \' ^
people to dinner?"
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/ g) M; N8 e! W2 |. _2 ICheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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