可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
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8 L, S3 ?2 a- ?3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
# y5 F) |/ O! k" L' jHarold is his name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
: K5 }0 R! h: d* odon't worry about it.
/ B8 y2 w# t! g9 p( P" O$ tI'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother
" M9 C# j1 z. G7 b+ A5 ^in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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' A& X7 H3 ?  H6 W, m) n$ Z$ {boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
) W( z. L/ w1 f6 y"And forgive us our trash baskets as
2 b' N3 d2 E8 ^0 Xwe forgive those who put trash in our
8 y8 L5 V) O5 Bbaskets."
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8 G) h6 @  y# D3 c4 Z/ gA Sunday school teacher asked her
" p: `% B8 l7 M4 ?0 s) t" schildren as they were on the way to
5 n, D# e- j. hChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

! O/ {  }5 Q5 [: h4 p; n" p7 @( g1 [+ wA mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
1 G8 w7 E* s. l/ ^6 r5 @1 ]2 UTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
# i( `; D  U" h9 ufirst pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

+ b1 Q0 J3 _# u: Z% k' ^# i' ZA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
, A+ _; ?/ P* lgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
  C; ^: F6 `8 J* ZThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
1 i, T; A/ p0 ]- U8 F: P3 lblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
0 c  @- i& p9 [: z- Q% l: hThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

( q; K( G# f8 b! `$ L. ECheers!!!

4 D9 J; v, P4 A- n! S# jPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
" `/ K9 K$ ?8 |& O3 ]- g"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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8 H( X+ h3 w( {, wRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
/ R/ `6 F& i" g- w, h"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  t1 t6 D( k+ K1 gMy boy's eyes turned ...

好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

7 T2 F; J: _! H9 B7 Z4 l. D1 Fha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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5 ^( @' E8 T  p$ l8 CRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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& E4 ~! B: i& XAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 T& A* e# U( @. E"Don't be selfish!" I said.
1 Z4 q& k! X! b9 W+ P! CMy boy's eyes turned ...

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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby