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pick the words and write the sentence down2 M/ [# r9 q( ?' J9 ]4 \1 z: @
5 L3 J* T$ L9 \% a% omine's I sang to myself because I'm cool like that
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the month u were born in:0 V3 w# g: J6 d- L
January--I kicked
8 Z9 m/ B1 G7 e! AFebruary--I loved
) P- g4 r8 |4 f9 F) SMarch--I smoked/ d% A0 g8 ^! Y5 [2 y
April- -I dry humped0 `5 ]2 L3 o) D- O/ t( l% A0 C) [+ A- u
May--I choked on
. U) D) z( w% AJune--I murdered
& h* ^/ T! a. w4 ^( }! E+ \5 r, ~July--I did the Macarena with% D8 C: ^' ^) v0 u* \
August--I had lunch with
4 x0 ? t9 k( r: U2 \9 {) vSeptember--I danced with- N3 V. l I& \0 D
October--I sang to& q$ k; Q( K g0 W. A: p8 w+ I
November--I yelled at
' B( x+ {: Q. u" q. }December--I ran over
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the date u were born in:3 t+ n! z- F- k8 a7 |# K7 b
1-------a birdbath" a; J- c6 h6 L( b4 Z" `8 {
2-------a monster5 [0 C0 u( j, X3 D) f5 m
3-------a phone
4 W% P$ V; Z; T/ N; ^4-------a fork& q3 Z' B' y$ n
5-------a Mexican
) N# ?& Z3 b( D# g6 h" j% y6-------a gangster: F0 q9 S0 _; a, r9 u
7-------my cell phone
$ A5 _! y2 z9 S/ o8 S8 S8-------my dog$ ]% a) s3 N8 J$ ^8 \/ c# G1 l7 L$ _
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
n" V1 z8 ~3 `' `$ p- M' T$ z10-------my neighbour
! W$ e8 B9 L. H6 |8 [11-------my science teacher9 b4 i M9 Y h; ?% r+ l
12-------a banana
6 ^8 X' c; U' E/ ^- L# r13-------a fireman* r5 S! L" {: K" D/ }
14-------a stuffed animal' W, ]) ]) u! S/ y/ t
15-------a goat y1 k4 Y) m' |5 U- `
16-------a pickle
! y; ?4 b8 B/ V" J3 ~( ^17-------your mom8 L4 Z; Z0 Z; S; _" D; s# _+ l
18-------a spoon& X5 j# t4 o8 T
19-------myself% D3 L* R! X$ H" Z
20-------a baseball bat
! C) U, c4 B% @7 j& G3 U% U21-------a ninja( d9 f# } }0 [4 [9 a
22------- Chuck Norris
: |& K$ R0 }) P/ ]* [23-------a noodle6 M( L! m% |8 e% l8 y
24-------a squirrel
" v: H+ I9 \9 Q/ x& Q" X/ z25-------a football player
, B# S$ \" K( }( B! B5 s. }) I. v3 g26-------my sister
% ]8 T* y* d! |4 s6 _1 E6 u27-------my brother
5 t# {& @+ `- R# ]2 A2 U28-------an ipod
& N( e! |8 I# y! J/ h4 k) Z29-------a permanent marker- h6 U$ m% C" @; N8 p+ R
30-------a llama3 `- n& n( e/ V! {! C
31-------A homeless guy
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the color ur wearing:
0 _/ w- H8 h2 ]) W6 G2 BWhite----------because I'm cool like that
! f" g& u& e. ^! FBlack-----------because that's how I roll./ o& v: x b# l! ?1 E
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.% D# U, v1 S! e5 P
Red------------because the voices told me to.4 R6 E. Z( y' z# a
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want+ o/ Y' O( F5 g
Green---------because I hate myself.5 s9 B2 _9 b- q" Q' F+ y; S
Purple---------because I'm cool.
V, P9 m8 |/ lGrey----------because I was drunk
. `2 q3 E( j; d) UYellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars1 g. Y# h% F: `
Orange-------because I hate my family.' e3 b% A: R/ A) Q
Brown--------because I was high.
9 x* E* V. ?7 n1 | i. f$ o OOther-------because I'm a ninja.
2 {4 S# u1 N/ I8 PNone--------because I cant control myself |
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