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老外翻译的三字经

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发表于 2006-8-3 11:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初: At the beginning of life. ! `+ ^* m8 v2 c0 M7 Y, l5 ?2 v
性本善: Sex is good.
+ }1 w% B/ j6 Y" B* W性相近: Basically, all the sex are same. # R$ z+ K* D5 m) [2 b9 F& I0 m
习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it. . E  S: |) i+ s
苟不教: If you do not practise all the time.
5 W  K2 {: B+ t4 L+ C( d性乃迁: Sex will leave you.. 1 s& b7 y( K- g% {# M1 g
教之道: The way of learning it
2 L" x3 o1 t$ N. d  J贵以专: It is very important to make love with only one person.
3 q9 p4 ]6 Z& ~! u2 A# H昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 3 r6 h2 M: {9 T8 w  s
择邻处: Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. , ]" w2 t$ m- f3 y3 f* T
子不学: If you don’t study hard,
0 `! E9 Q7 J7 ]5 i' ^6 v断机杼: Your Dick will become useless. # F, T9 A) T; U( Z$ o
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous   _" j, d5 X, K/ g, u3 p& @
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
( _; h& c/ v3 T1 E& k5 u( C教五子 All his five son took it & R( w+ ?6 B4 Z* ~; T. K
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
: I* }4 q) y% A# U养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it, * Q8 m0 M7 z- Q7 m1 o. K
父之过 It is all your fault. 0 e5 }# j8 J6 r. @! i3 D
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' k! c) o% f8 w5 {9 |9 e! Z4 c师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
% ?7 \+ q, {4 d) `子不学 You may refuse to study this $ U- j; S# X( \8 G* b/ f
非所宜 But that is a real mistake + B0 e  S0 O# R. d
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
  s( Q9 x* B4 r; I+ W1 ^6 v$ a老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
" m9 E) n  ^- H玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick, ( x! q: K- n* z; e& ]# V
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong. 2 t/ d1 n1 k! T/ y6 l2 }0 q
人不学 If you don’t learn sex,   _) r& {* d) l  a
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:31 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
: U+ G' c0 b1 ]- e; L人之初: At the beginning of life. - [% a8 h0 A: Y- Y/ J. L- X) w
性本善: Sex is good.
# v& F! B7 L/ S5 N) S) Q  {$ P3 {9 ?; y性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.   [. ]2 Q5 g+ s$ L
习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it.
" l, ]* U! l9 [, t1 b苟不教: If you do not practise all the  ...
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服了!
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发表于 2006-8-3 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
春泥是我的好導師。
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发表于 2006-8-4 14:01 | 显示全部楼层
这个太强了~~~~~~( i6 |. q3 T9 b2 M2 H
顶一下~
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-8-4 14:06 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
  P( d0 {: m- s0 `/ h5 D春泥是我的好導師。

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: J1 g7 R+ z! i) v: l别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。
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发表于 2006-8-5 03:10 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表  b2 I5 `# }3 F5 C, n, }* {
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别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。
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此地无银三百两?. r# `, e* D% \4 {
春泥翻释水平很高啊!8 r2 L( A2 Z8 K( d

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发表于 2006-8-6 22:27 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless/ N2 I# z9 h) U7 ^& N2 V
这句,把useless 改为broken更符合原文,信达雅
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发表于 2006-8-7 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Your Dick will become useless
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