老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
; B8 g* I5 g4 C性本善： Sex is good.
4 X# Q9 {4 O1 v, \& p性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
. o6 ?+ }8 {/ `习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
; W# ?: M: w0 u7 d7 \性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
: p0 n3 J% Q* U5 l: f6 f+ H教之道： The way of learning it
% c# S: j* H( D0 i1 [- _9 N! k贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
( j1 U  c8 t4 e' n4 ]2 v/ E0 c昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 s# Q! w. G* `. @; [7 q# L择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学： If you don’t study hard,
& c- O% z2 w! q- j+ u9 W& h断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
  C5 K+ x* m  ], T# W3 Q7 X养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
- s3 \7 i9 a5 A' Z4 w7 z父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
( O# b% Y7 ?4 X: R; P子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
6 G3 N% H/ M9 l" g# c幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
! p4 |: s% B2 Q4 P7 w" j. g) \人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
! z4 Y1 y  z- E6 ]+ v& ^不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
) v5 D: @1 k% T* F人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
  f/ M+ e# S" A& A性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
& \! G$ ~& \1 t3 x苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
$ ^- K" C5 H# e2 j( W' n顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
1 P7 b1 a1 J5 `6 I& W春泥是我的好導師。

  F4 [# y. Y( E' R
别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
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6 h0 D4 b' x; c* Y  l6 x别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

- k# I" G. e+ M( F$ }此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
. l" \4 }  V% x: w4 c6 ^7 [8 o这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless