老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
  M% {  G; B  c/ E" ?性本善： Sex is good.
  T7 z$ e6 |1 z, W性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 k. P7 p6 J/ H7 r7 `, d& |苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
5 G) \# F2 e; t7 Q性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
教之道： The way of learning it
" t3 \5 B$ i, y3 d9 Z贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
& Z  o0 a' t0 j9 w7 \昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 r, {% X$ O0 t6 q择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
' ~, J* h9 N5 h" K! |( n子不学： If you don’t study hard,
断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
! Q! C. \$ J! @5 ]: ~) L, Z窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
& u/ }  m; _' f& L& Q& K名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
) R8 l4 ?$ Z( J1 F! k- V) i, `父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
1 h" v$ a( W6 r/ x师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
7 K" g/ d" l# ?/ z2 v/ C子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
; h) I5 q& P7 H0 U( O幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
& O7 v7 R/ }% |( x' ^+ e( m7 Q7 P玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
: u6 n( Z: |8 {  |% s8 y人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
; g1 m7 L- x4 i; r- ^) h1 v不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
5 O' ^+ A8 O3 ?; F习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
* s2 M& l8 s- f3 b% \1 c: ]苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

' a0 d, ^& S  _' h# _1 a服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
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春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
春泥是我的好導師。

别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表


别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

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& F6 N5 B6 y# q. ?2 B/ p* e2 E此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
) o3 e& ?5 `( `: d1 V' M7 Z这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless