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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?5 ]6 ~- ^% O: n, `, E# J
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.% {( Z* w+ c+ J# N' R$ @
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?" C1 T5 U6 N+ @2 r
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。9 G6 F6 g% d+ M5 a. G
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- }+ A3 O2 m3 i1 _Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
) M$ @1 h& v6 l& ^A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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4 t& d! t, P6 d# `Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗? U2 K& _4 k' o- h
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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* a6 }) M! y* u9 ]0 E3 H; aQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
4 Y. c- T2 B1 ?2 H8 {8 v( K0 M- jA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.5 G0 Q; I4 ^- E& u' d! \8 U
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族; G$ \1 d" V! E+ u
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0 g- p0 _- G- u3 S' r& mQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
4 R0 ~) @, I% V# a8 dA:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。
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% n0 f* ?# a4 ^& @& d0 wQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?* M5 ^6 E3 |! d8 o4 O) @+ O
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.4 r: ?' E$ W) e9 ^+ Z8 z! |
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?5 v# N% t# F( Q' t8 S
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
6 e* f2 d$ K4 w3 [1 a& W9 LA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
/ G4 K4 M$ z9 @A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。0 D4 ~: R2 q% ]
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T& l( ~/ H, \! BQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?6 y# Q4 p! z% i8 [6 K; m. T
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?. r- o6 s: s B% P
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。2 e, k1 I7 G% E9 x. y1 L) y
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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