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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?3 e/ `2 m% g {; N$ z
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?: u" ?. [* L3 i) m$ u
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。! s. G$ H3 s( U/ B* J$ ]
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; o8 y* F O; |6 {, b% I4 K; GQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?7 ?. Z8 }" |4 G8 N" v
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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# t* ^1 U$ E9 X- Z3 _Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
! A, U p6 |- }A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。1 k/ I0 H& Y& Z2 m
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?( w# Z' |' w/ d- U& k5 `
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.$ U9 P. }) C. Q0 F" |
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族. P4 C1 ^$ C ~) C. J
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?- n. J; e* c% j% ?/ Y" U% ~
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。
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' W9 v' `. y# m b" n; BQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?
/ {+ Y: N1 c/ j: y. EA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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, X+ {, F# ]5 b$ O9 fQ:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
3 r( B W1 d1 h" UA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。) R7 e) d' E. a" w
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?+ A2 C8 @- `# L l! [9 n8 T
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?# e- o" K1 s0 `* y! Q
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
) B( A( P2 Y6 \& AA: Because our parents don’t fuck around., _' w$ x* {% s" B7 @' N
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?6 L4 n6 F. n3 s8 V! u Z5 Q
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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0 l& W9 K2 `% R( I, a不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的+ b P* L! y, b- A* m8 v% J; F
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