 鲜花( 52)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
0 J( ]. x; Y- s0 @+ {9 f
4 U' |; K. @1 E7 [, {/ K, @2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]* _; @6 t8 \! U
1 F- }# ]' J3 \% Z8 n
3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day./ x5 x, }3 h$ }
3 T3 d8 N0 y: N
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. . T4 D- }. ] D, m6 g8 V$ Z/ a
6 n% A3 E9 u" U4 ]5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
; J$ Q/ S, S/ R# p( j t7 T
7 ~: q1 L. E+ k! [- y9 \6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 4 l6 O/ j' F8 }& c) k4 A
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]4 v% P c- I- k* R4 f- s
: y# I$ d& ^2 J1 g7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.) e2 J3 `: H2 a
' W Y% J! t. ]8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
# }( o% [( v" E% I, ?) U. J% n% l( H H" l) `6 p
9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
7 Z" [& Y2 T8 a# c2 W8 R! `; Z' m* J' s, d/ d( D
10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction./ p3 o# L E4 X/ \ J
) k: M, J; g1 M+ A; k- Q1 ^& u11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, 3 Y" ` g: T' s) i
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
9 [! `. E4 l7 E0 y) [(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, ! C {( _2 O5 I; x. s
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 ' m* ?+ Z6 j, i
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
" [( v6 j( M' f+ }1 A0 G% |# W* F: e# u( Z3 Y4 ?7 d8 l3 g
12. Gopher = speedbump.$ _8 l* y3 K, `! G' R7 T9 A
. E% U- F3 E, G' @
13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.2 [' Z$ j" a8 P3 o1 i7 Q2 q
: h: G* K# }1 H1 {+ B _9 a14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 5 a6 v* i$ s8 m! x! ?
friends from Alberta. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2012-12-4 00:52
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2012-12-4 07:58
5 V/ [) \- A2 [; s0 a! n
