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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]7 N/ b+ P$ ~. }+ ~: g3 I3 | |
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. ) o: B) r8 _, s# U$ a5 M
1 r( V0 q/ f8 Y- @) d% c5. You use a down comforter in the summer. , R& w' g; Q# e
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
0 d. o! d8 I6 r1 tblizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7 q7 t+ w8 i% e! q7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.$ J. I, z1 V4 P/ G
+ _: E5 W& V. u; m" \9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction., j3 n; o3 D% G) r
0 T1 K0 Z! L$ t11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, # d* D9 `" l0 l, P
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
; m+ W7 L4 X1 B( p7 s# w$ w) l+ n) n(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
) W- J4 o- {0 A( S3 y1 X4 Jyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
$ ~8 v P ^2 J, g# CEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.1 B( k! c7 g: O. k& p; t$ G
% ~! `( Z8 c1 l: h12. Gopher = speedbump.( d: i- c, ]- c% w9 J
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.; ~4 V" f) z% u$ ~- m2 y
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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