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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend., T! `7 [" b/ M' L% M% ~
0 ~' X8 P7 a, i: L1 l2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]% Q' g3 w% `$ ~ o4 w
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.! f! H! [+ ]) I7 C' u( n. D4 G" x. I( e
O; p% T0 z3 w' b5 d4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a . L6 H+ O9 K: T) P% F+ ~- n
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]- A0 m% N# L- c' s# |- k2 M
3 y8 o S$ j2 p1 v' l: |7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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2 |! i7 s4 r$ f( ]8 K# \8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.9 ]9 _7 j( H8 {$ T; ], G
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 7 x, V5 Z" f( Y+ z5 d
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 - g t' m( g' n) v9 b
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.0 n7 l* k. L3 O% j
/ V4 M, m7 ]7 m# k: z! v' r12. Gopher = speedbump.! Z/ S$ Y* m+ U2 T M& ]- {
% b% c* e- s# B3 x2 D* \13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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