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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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6 _8 q& `0 S; } y/ r( h) g6 |2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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( z( l$ V; j1 J4 e7 m3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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( U5 y, z4 P/ H# j q4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. - d! s1 [: F8 n+ \7 X
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a - P# w7 I! p7 s1 G- y% z
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]5 L. n- J* q, e
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.* M) X* ?# C; P3 b: w! S
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.2 a$ q2 E W+ V: c9 ^* @
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)2 ?9 B+ R/ Z/ {8 e! k
4 r# W- Y$ Z) ` Z' h0 l10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.# O/ \/ B: ?- B. G4 j% z# h( _) F
9 S W) g+ f# a! N11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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( f% L; h c1 {5 v/ T12. Gopher = speedbump.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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