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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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5 {& t6 D% x2 m8 Y1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
% m0 R! {: H4 v5 {2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.4 L) U: b. a5 f" ?2 {& N; m
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
9 M8 j; u7 x1 F8 A$ `4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
# S5 U+ y, a- F+ u4 V7 T% }/ d2 D9 f5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.' |! O2 ^( n7 F2 D9 O5 C/ P/ f& i" S
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
) s: W) J5 n( p6 Q7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.: I$ g* o2 o E0 y @
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. + i8 a- o F+ t% k9 d0 F. ^: A* X
0 a S G) f4 E- Z, t+ rMore if I have time .. ) b7 j( N. u3 o! N8 U% O0 A# K$ o% L( N
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