 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创), d( t- ~' p3 _4 K' E: W2 ~
4 d1 v- A" p( a* y+ G' H6 }1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
^4 a( S% }" ]0 Y2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.2 |0 D( B; z# w7 F- J' q
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.: d2 E Q2 T& X1 R4 R# h
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better. w+ B7 J8 ^4 `% C2 g* K7 }: {% ?
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”./ Z! S" E: f2 N( q' D
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough., M5 X' ` z' ~& x6 m; B
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
( N! C7 e: S* N8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. , r9 L3 G, X( H* O+ e/ t# J
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