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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)( `% j/ Q4 d8 J8 q2 l
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
1 K, z( k5 Q5 P1 U+ F. W2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
( p! E6 t1 S. Q+ h5 i$ v5 A4 R3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
0 B) T* s( E7 K" t4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
9 U5 F5 ]; f5 r9 w9 _5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
$ m& J7 {/ i/ b# A( f6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
0 G. ~ |, X1 A5 @3 L6 s, c4 |( a7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.7 L" z1 R4 y$ i6 }/ Y
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. # R" [% s1 O- r2 d# W3 J# ]: c& P
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More if I have time ..
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