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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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+ A: G z+ ^% H, X( f1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
7 F8 b: Y2 T, F) g' _, R' C2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.. R9 A; ]8 d) _3 \ j% V
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.* n' V% G. l! v8 P. B8 b
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
0 _: ]2 s8 [1 t5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
9 e2 X+ |# r$ `2 \2 `2 y" }6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.4 |2 ~/ J; l# J* j6 a! Z* c
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.9 p6 f) A7 }4 F$ k: e
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. ( K" J4 ~* U' l; F
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More if I have time ..
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