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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece# {+ D P8 l0 P$ X
: b7 ]* T( H7 b6 A3 }A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
! C% ^9 F, _& ^" ?, ~3 _* `The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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( T; l6 Y; B1 F( OHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ' u$ O4 a8 O; G7 y+ Z9 J) f
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 6 m. ~5 o) c$ W
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. " r1 N) f& N2 E) t: I
$ G3 q! y3 y: F9 b. R6 g' z3 QOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 7 v, E& l2 ^9 n/ Y. i( M
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
9 F; q ?9 g1 vA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. / V9 L$ S% Q; a, a; V& R6 K; n
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. # A/ e2 a5 k, {: z, [1 ~& n
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ( D! \: k' J" D6 R8 g
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3 F; Z7 F# M9 E' j"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 4 w# k; {+ `, G9 I1 Q7 L
% n4 [6 h- ^3 t2 r* T"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 8 K/ u0 {+ A: d; b2 W
F6 l8 H: \6 ?% uA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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: J# Q/ |1 j3 m6 @"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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