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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece' [' i1 o/ r4 k$ J
0 W6 ^3 [$ a$ M: N9 n6 ?: \A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. . G/ C9 V& K* L0 {% m
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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/ c- b- M' h% a0 D3 `" w" \; bThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. & ~: p1 K, `2 R& z9 t( q3 k
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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$ ~+ G' z, s* {; JOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
! k, m8 I7 _$ Z. WLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
9 i f& o, j" }) N) }, @$ kA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. + X c |/ H# s+ z
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." - L; [) R, P% v6 [" A3 r2 G
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 3 ~# o$ ]' V5 c8 }! R9 l1 Z* [4 u; ~ N
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$ E$ w/ Z( h$ V"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. ( \; _8 g6 M- V1 I
5 K7 t8 J) p9 i& T, O* x+ @9 V# L"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." . J! J2 e7 t2 `
2 w! V1 w$ t0 R! @. b, ~Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. ) q1 Q# M* Y$ A; y6 x
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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