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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。4 O7 J. h# E0 \! S0 n; j
* }0 _8 o8 j2 z$ Z: l9 S+ X7 D" b; Ihttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece) o |' D3 E4 p+ {9 T0 t
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ( P% n& F( j+ @' Y+ ]$ {
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 5 h6 c" Z6 Q r- q
8 P5 W9 V$ ]; G, PHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. . `6 x s4 F2 i6 @! G9 }
% d9 `, s! v" V9 B/ f6 i* _$ ?* ]The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. # V$ [9 v0 Y; a! B% h* g: r1 F
9 `* G1 c, d( H" D; X! J; Z3 MThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ' R9 O! \) d4 b4 T4 K: |
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 0 i/ g: s. A7 J' y
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
! R1 t) v6 V. s4 D) u, N/ ^A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. 1 g9 V6 {. H s* ~. {/ W
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." : h$ {5 V+ m$ Q% Y; S2 x5 y
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. * n" f6 k6 X5 N' E0 V
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. , @6 _0 Z% J1 x% u) Y
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6 w" H' ]2 _( ]# g2 M2 N"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. " h. | |' n o) c1 W
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. $ [6 P" g7 O* ]" Q: p; W- B
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ! i# Y: }; g, [& h
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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