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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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* x- A" y+ x/ y2 ^1 Z- q5 ~http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
* P- G7 ^/ v. a* M z3 c$ `+ }, uThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ( v3 {0 ]0 V( K/ K0 x9 l) c0 L
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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/ c" ]9 A6 `. b o/ A6 xThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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- s4 b& f8 g( m4 f/ i9 ZOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 0 s7 O& U+ }+ Y0 q$ R
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 2 n$ Z- x8 M1 E2 t& i$ p& @
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. 8 L+ H; E! W: F0 t- O2 D9 K. t; h$ }
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." " W1 O* S' t, Y+ y( o
4 g' v: q" i& PShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. & ? S# O5 x7 O7 P
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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! \$ R& S9 r2 M"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 7 l, u% y5 e0 v) t: l7 ^5 k; }6 d
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 6 p; Q! P- u) j# I
! i) ^/ l; G0 W# [& `% N& [Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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! |* ]; _ j% V' y: KA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 2 s/ G0 ^2 w7 m( e" f7 [& {+ h
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