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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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$ ?8 _" T5 Y% G0 lhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 2 I; z! w |6 q2 N( N
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 5 t$ h: ?7 s4 z9 r8 l
4 t1 \- p, }4 Y/ cHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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4 N2 `5 W x8 F, M2 R) r6 ?* \# yThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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4 Z, j+ S- z# j$ VThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. . y ]* e" ?# h
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
& T% e. M8 q$ f7 N& x/ n8 T5 h* D, O! DA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. / K- `" B: Z5 p) k/ _! S) M0 D
6 l+ h. v! H: x' U* i/ Y9 a: c"But it's not for me to question his story. " K6 M5 i8 m& U& [
3 B8 s* U- w( Z0 J"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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# T* _0 v- B1 q4 D" wMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 2 |4 ]7 i. |( e
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/ b8 I% ]2 L4 s! o( v8 V"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 4 i3 W$ F u$ j5 X
: c* x$ |% C1 a6 r0 {"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." ' e0 h" o) h4 g6 i7 N
% ~+ n( ~4 J% M. ^ \Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 5 a" j& n) ?$ |% _1 N* z
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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+ Y/ o7 b7 A! ?5 d* m ^"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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