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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。* z2 A X3 t0 X, b. p3 C4 I
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece5 D: _7 S6 {2 N( i& Q
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
S7 J3 ^" F" m" P+ e, c9 K5 zThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 4 h- K: K4 u' c
- b% u% x+ j) j$ XThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
5 l! |- w7 o$ {8 e* I0 lLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
7 W7 w7 |. `- m8 H( W* f, M0 PA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. 5 y/ {- V) e" D; d! F3 L
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7 m. b, j% b, e: h9 L" w8 p. qShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 4 |! w! F; Y' @7 h, s. t% v
) [+ r" d6 p9 E; f9 A2 n+ C; NMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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7 u, i4 P/ t( ?* d& }"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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4 H/ `9 i! Y4 n( H0 B: }6 z! ~* w! C"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. " r [. D% ~6 a- H
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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