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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew# \6 r# g, y( |! g8 Z9 z
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
: ~, P. [0 D! z4 j0 Y% jdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he4 M- J& C/ R: ^" H' b5 q& Z \" m
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
1 C+ w4 i; S, w' E5 P' s- _ o, h& Eif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,4 K% i% T6 _: o( b# L
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,/ U4 u0 P0 F/ K* T1 E$ W; x3 T7 n
except... ahhh... never mind.") f1 w/ L( Z9 y2 ?6 n
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"Except what?" the man asked.8 s' C5 J% o8 Z3 u! }8 | B5 U
"Nothing, nothing."& U/ Z& s' w7 q2 W
"C'mon, tell me!"" Y; C5 q1 d/ Z# K3 m+ ]7 Z
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."" H, @ o$ H; ^+ [" S
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.% a( {/ k5 E! Y* ^# {5 J
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."! [. w2 {# P+ B& ]
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, 8 }2 L0 t" B' Y! v, {, Q
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
$ n- a4 C. y+ L: Mordinary-looking black dildo.
7 G9 A8 Z: Z* | The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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9 W' }7 h* @" O) A2 @6 f) n The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old7 _8 C% G1 V5 ?1 w
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."7 C4 t' o' P5 W7 i$ F7 A
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started9 F0 p3 n( J2 z6 c
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack % L, _4 U+ e) W
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,7 m: H& V9 F( U8 {
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to7 O/ f' ?% M" t6 g; u! V% C- V# K
the box and lay there, quiet once again.* X% X) [; ], g9 L% V' s0 ?
7 u* o# w' ? ]# s* f "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it: }0 N F/ q/ o# ^1 n, I: b6 |
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took4 b) z8 s+ [7 \/ A' L3 y
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all $ ?( B1 `0 R% A/ S4 n! i
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
" w& N4 m( \' u2 ?8 Z4 E B; Vsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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% D( m8 j$ @0 Y% @+ g+ b After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She+ Q# {+ T/ m Y
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she+ |6 t" t* X% l7 F7 n
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,4 `6 W( V/ |. s" f. J$ W" W: H- a
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was- D, ?+ j$ D) o/ o
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she # S- A N6 F# P& F! o( o
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her- G* T8 u, h! y& U; \
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!, A6 W6 q" n2 a* z: }5 _
: @. y: w3 D! ]8 P+ W7 v$ P( I4 V She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
; I1 J% C3 {4 b4 L& N( u3 wto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
2 m3 N v) W/ I' S3 Y8 ajust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.' r% d5 w8 e7 @5 C) L8 c; ^4 i
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive# ^4 p0 K h4 r$ [+ a
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
J* O* S: r6 \, |( l4 }traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
# m2 s; Q) n% F2 r6 S$ m' mthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights% {( R& _' P/ d7 b+ e
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how& P; I% L" y* }0 t: M# I
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she, D+ J6 N) e' }
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right5 F. \' W3 x0 d V$ r7 ^- x
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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