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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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; L- v4 B9 k! U o( z) u"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 2 t! O5 k* ~3 g0 J
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ' f5 v" E7 Z& M- Y! M) T/ J. X# S
0 C: w8 z `/ G) |. R# P" [* B' O"What is it like?" 6 p, e. g8 H9 s, f# |" f0 o
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 1 a8 k& |4 @5 [( c* S+ q- s* _
. J5 T+ L( p3 x* m* `) Q2 X"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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