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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ; ]) ~6 ~5 @ w7 t+ N# h& v
; r9 u$ J* }9 ^( Q3 X"Mary... Mary...."
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/ q' t" t; u# m" Z. ]"Is that you Fred?"
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8 B- ?* V8 F7 d0 b2 z( u"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 2 Q, E) Y% q* ~+ S* \
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"What is it like?" : E0 b. M# a) w- r T
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " + X" m$ F- ^+ H) F6 H3 r5 Y. @8 ~
1 [8 S5 M( s* v8 Z+ c: Y! ~"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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