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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ! j! \4 K+ W8 q, ?$ E8 l
- h& m! |9 P5 A1 L"Mary... Mary...."
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& {# Y, N1 v( X! \" k; W"Is that you Fred?" / M2 E$ z C0 p# D# V7 ?$ C3 [
" e0 F- A2 a( g2 e2 K: w( T" e"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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; h! u6 |4 _, A! C, B$ z- ]: W2 G"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " + }& a, L q' }8 i* f3 T+ ^
1 {- `, W6 Y2 \8 d/ d: X"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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