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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. $ E2 V1 `+ l' [$ ^0 _3 o
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"Mary... Mary...." 4 Q- q( d; F3 k3 q
0 X# I2 M2 s* @1 f4 P# U$ ~"Is that you Fred?" ) s; K% j. |; Z7 U7 P/ {; P
y' `/ p1 T/ n" x1 @6 c2 N"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" ' O1 m d# O- \
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " + v. P; j7 k4 H8 P, }" \$ L6 m
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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