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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. , ~/ B T5 k+ x% e2 l5 c
9 [" i* e8 J& j! a2 F"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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5 Z" n* T& q2 e0 C8 h"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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/ u! N! X6 x( I+ g) x, N"What is it like?" 3 \. n; }# n) g( U9 t
$ e" l( M& x, U/ g6 c% h"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 2 G; U6 ~% ?: U- h
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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