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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 5 R; H/ ]% W9 b! G
4 I! n' J7 Y1 w0 ]/ s p' k"Mary... Mary...." / Y8 ~5 Z1 y( N) F+ j
& J( T! |4 t/ D7 M+ |8 {"Is that you Fred?" m" ]2 W1 l* e5 }0 [; E
" r' s4 t& S" K"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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& x- z! D% J) ]3 o9 z; S, K"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 8 I% q1 j$ H' I* _# ?) x2 w$ r
; Z1 X# L, V. \+ k4 N/ d- N5 H; z( a"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." $ h2 ^3 F: F5 C, a8 v# r" ~& k9 c
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