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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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. @! B, z D2 u/ X! E* |9 x"Is that you Fred?" / g+ |( t3 {. P
7 P, Z) F8 f# z. E+ S"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." * u4 b' j+ j, Y a4 k
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 2 x; g* e7 _, u% P
' [: p5 g3 P, `"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." + I! Z- M `. z" r3 O d# ?
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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