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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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' w" c* N2 M% O! P' g/ Q6 @9 L"Mary... Mary...." 3 |/ X6 @! `* e+ ^/ e) y' ~1 b
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"Is that you Fred?" + V: ^$ V A% ~ s' ]( | h T
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" ; z5 V6 O& \* a- k. t. N
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " , a! f. M& ?$ g$ g' J3 E6 C* ^* G
! s" g% R, ~5 B# g& T) m8 w"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." b5 z, ]! E4 o# S# @
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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