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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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! i3 D/ L, H9 P"Mary... Mary...." ( C3 S" ~! @) Z5 x
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"Is that you Fred?"
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, k$ Y; N) _. w# Y"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." $ D1 y$ h! B' ?, \3 ]# U% n
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"What is it like?"
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: P, B% w4 R. z; W$ s6 `"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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* J# j, Z5 G8 ]5 V0 L/ O; B" t"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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