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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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% c5 z$ W y* h0 q. }"Mary... Mary...." , [+ {/ G3 b5 B$ Y
% K2 K& R+ i n( z/ Y% N$ n: E% y; b"Is that you Fred?" ) l* P& u8 x3 P1 B# k/ Q
; Q5 u Y# ?. k- f. U0 h# U"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" 3 G) G) F' c, F0 g
" d' u: N' A* W"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " , ^( i t" @8 D7 i4 J8 j) T. P
2 Y9 R4 w4 M$ L- C k"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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