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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 1 n* _- c" m+ E: \+ w# r4 D
* l6 ~. Y& F6 a% u2 M0 ^! M"Mary... Mary...." ; |7 ]. k/ \5 j& l9 @
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"Is that you Fred?"
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* N5 U/ e6 g5 M! i. p! F"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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4 S* D1 U! e2 l"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ' H- I( K+ |: g
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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