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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol/ X: p1 k" G0 w$ O' i% Z& t5 i. P; @
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7 u4 y( Y0 U, Y, ~* g' X' B* IThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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) n% @: m/ j1 F! d6 W; l1 m2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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7 f" [6 u; P; [3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.3 W+ v" O8 h1 x4 ~+ ^
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.3 H' I% s% ^/ E. a1 S- r, h( G: I
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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: I& y2 U7 _& _( u- P% J10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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# j) _ f. _3 b) q11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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) P$ C% i; B6 k3 E2 ?12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.4 y, Y: H/ x& L* {7 n5 w) _( N
/ U) n+ G: z% j9 u) b/ z13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!7 B5 \, v( R5 s
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!6 L, ~6 b# ^/ @
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