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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1 V V9 h, ?' F$ f3 d z* J1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.$ [) v, J. H3 }6 n* X
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.4 X3 ^& f5 _9 J" ] J' w- V1 u2 S
& h1 p' N8 Y# s, U4 ^/ h0 a3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.' m. ^" C5 P- [9 \4 }
; G0 P/ l, h. |3 n4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.( H1 H; Z: @. H! ~
: t g0 F w( q1 h5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.3 \# p6 F/ n3 S1 s
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B. \& r3 w. \. c/ s6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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* q z Z& Q9 O' r6 u4 i3 S h7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.. x# {: R( ]$ W6 \) b' c+ ?
2 D5 f. t1 C; m5 Q& \8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ?" X& Z( j( z8 C0 h
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?', X; s/ ?7 o% p. N8 k9 D% m0 B$ v
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!0 L$ |* }4 D1 |5 I9 p
" L" G/ Z6 f, ~8 K14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!1 k* H% d& z+ \# H% i
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And; last, but not least!)
' {4 i2 {9 c5 [3 X2 l3 b5 Z- p- b" @15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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