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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol' q2 c$ M% R- X7 ?: ]9 o8 @% U
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( X& j( o7 v" `7 I8 C, W- oThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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9 E; k8 c1 |2 z+ {# ?' W4 O1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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+ i0 q* Z9 J7 M8 Y1 }2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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p# k4 _" H7 {) f& g3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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+ r2 k! N ?9 o" L4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.. F t* A; }1 b6 v
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away., A" x$ Q$ s# K$ C
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! l y& t- w" h! v8 P2 }+ u6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department., ~% s1 w, W1 |
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask" e9 t& S8 ?' u# Z/ m5 q
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'2 h8 A# R/ c$ \
{) d% H9 H0 ?1 D6 \/ L0 G9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.+ I5 y6 p4 s8 v1 S$ f! L
) |, L8 f) V2 t' h. O10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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( C+ K' y% |! v% S14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!1 w0 }5 d( M, }" }, T* z
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/ o& j& q/ s3 {" D) j% T `15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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