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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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* W) D! l) u, x1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.! {: K/ N* A5 P- j
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5 @$ @7 [$ r+ `2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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7 ?7 ?% v4 ^3 k/ @4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.) W0 \1 b& I" v0 Q3 {- G* g
1 ?' P" W$ L" p5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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! G' e9 C" _! n2 k6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask6 z9 H$ o2 n% b* N
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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$ z" D# X7 b8 F9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose./ s& p }/ A E1 n4 K6 M
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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2 w3 C' x$ a! T4 ~ H; H12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!; H% I, V# c5 Z
/ ]' z5 L+ o' m9 o14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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