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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol9 W1 f* w6 O8 A3 Z
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0 J8 U" b' |# L4 L1 BThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:7 V" E+ r/ C$ J
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.2 U7 y7 O6 B) L8 A
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: ^) ]8 r. u$ B/ e; R* I2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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5 K6 ]7 k- u( b- L; F# z' D: B3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms., @$ n* ]8 B8 n: e
7 P: K$ E; s% a9 g- r& m. h4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.1 Q/ w% m- f; u$ k. [) [
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area8 R4 w' y4 }4 ^# H1 L& R! g
* v0 d' _- L- u' l7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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/ O7 o/ B' c: V8 L L \) [8 H8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
+ u. \+ _6 E1 P( J'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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B- I: [ |' Z$ g9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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8 a& @1 g8 h9 [* {$ y! t# a10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.6 i& k2 r; e$ o2 f1 ]9 m
4 `8 m7 y. n7 P P( G7 p. `11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.# w$ c8 g; J4 f0 B0 A
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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