Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

7 P4 `  b) o) v3 ]3 {+ _Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

+ i9 J* ]5 H/ ]" y# F5 w'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
  W# K: y* z8 Q1 E/ B3 h'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
4 d  [* G# y, V4 ['Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
, Y7 S& _; w$ k% f'For reading a book,' she replies
  
! \$ I% v6 s& z, D# L'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
: q2 j2 A! t1 |# b+ x; f; ~6 y0 {'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
9 ]1 n) ]* a: `& X6 L'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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