Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

: Q- e" \5 _0 `. p1 k( }Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
# q9 p! }6 m6 s'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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2 J" N; u4 `1 g3 g: i/ ~'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
/ _1 n! c* K0 Z9 f+ ]1 v0 z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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: b2 Q& ]# c* l3 r2 s'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
+ B& V& e; t& B: |9 _  ~'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 y# d" M, x1 ^) y  T'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
. r! E9 n; e/ h, F'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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, [* B$ e6 K9 E' I  A! m- n+ iBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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