Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  ?  P) k2 R8 `4 N' D( @/ ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* i8 R5 O6 T+ c5 C4 n! kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% a) s  H+ |" `8 L  ?) ?* ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; z7 R  ~2 P# n% t% ?! X1 T, f The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 i6 M& S4 ]) d0 \2 B( x he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 `$ ?1 C( W+ R& E2 ` lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 R4 a# D& ~! p5 tyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

. R  T* i% h: Y3 z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 K3 k, H( n" [9 }* G# athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 ]0 Z' |6 @' d  f" nThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( d8 K4 |1 _: v8 J$ j$ `the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* H' O; J1 E1 ?& P+ x7 XThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
/ l* W, G$ j1 A% F# Elawyer.
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4 E1 s7 G! A/ bNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 F) O( M5 s4 D: fthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ w8 |1 d/ c0 Q( xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 u7 n7 Y8 f" ~the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  E$ F8 H/ u3 Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& D5 ^0 c$ W! b! b+ Y: Dback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 X4 ?$ w1 j% [' v1 h: z4 f6 G. a. Pwakes the newfie up and asks,

7 Q& N* }6 c+ v) y3 D'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 O8 o' Q( T* H0 I" a$ d7 B$ n1 Hcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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4 n2 X" P3 S) |) z; F( xLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 [2 l- b) [& i: m: Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 D3 e$ b: K, f! B>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- B/ t/ G6 w4 X8 Y3 m>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 r1 \( m8 g7 l" y, z# \>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* ]8 F5 q# n) }- UA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) L" D0 ~/ y* _+ Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: {5 \. I" n; R: athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  y6 V0 W1 S2 l8 n* d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' Y6 a3 r0 b* {" o- r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- i* Z/ R$ }, C- M0 }% f( T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 i' p3 [/ N7 K" y) l: Q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- X6 h! z+ X0 x5 n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# A# a5 P% ]5 k& @' ^8 a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 G; F7 `" s# T$ Q" m: o7 K3 m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ Z7 U- l+ K0 ~6 {! f3 Z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ t, b$ x$ S3 V( n2 S* [$ H, q真聪明，偶像啊

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: ?! M+ O: _8 H# _5 R4 B全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

1 N% G9 @; I3 Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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, \  @- H6 T/ G# P别把我往坏路上领啊。

; y9 X7 f/ n% N& X你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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: v/ m( f1 ]( U' V0 r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) _1 W2 Z; a# g$ I$ x她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 _  p) z6 w5 O5 r+ U, q: S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! L5 p! |3 H; P+ @1 @; E( i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢