Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 n1 \; ~1 L7 t$ qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; [9 ^5 |8 V# p- _ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) a4 l+ d' y1 R7 F/ q( }. N6 T he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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7 e: \# ]( y$ q4 b. H# q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

- q/ @* c( ~: _6 { This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( s/ n/ o% p* @. sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, b! D) t, L) R1 Q' t5 dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 O+ O1 M- F# l) I- A! X0 pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 U' `( }0 y: x4 {3 _% K% d  \He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 o) i/ u$ ^2 V- l9 _6 Pthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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; H7 S& O3 N7 `4 g" |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 ^; w2 V4 i- L  E+ gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ ^9 R3 _" a2 x3 q9 swakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" e3 s4 p3 v5 w% `' j: ?5 qcomes down with four?'

8 c" ?3 P! r- d+ XThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 R+ a4 o# s% \. M3 f>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& I  N: L5 B, ?" Y>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 O% U' ]! z3 R( v$ q9 k; @>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

  h/ x/ B6 g5 b5 Z9 @>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; H5 I3 J( J4 @( r7 g; ~" c% X& F>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  a/ r. a8 W6 H6 j  b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
7 x( ^' a4 D$ c+ y7 `" |& g>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# ?* M, T% a  E4 H" s/ W3 l$ Bthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' d# \0 t1 u5 O$ V* j* b- g) T真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* U# [; B1 F. p真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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  y5 M  N' c4 M全盘接受一下。

: Y' |# U5 S: M% [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. K1 a% ?( F  A4 z别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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, }' q. ^- l$ P" G- L- s6 L别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 X8 y4 N5 @# G5 d' O3 M6 ?0 y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 k8 z6 ~) P& i/ i1 d- J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 r! ^% v, E3 u8 g& p多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 s+ z' ?1 R( Y! \3 \. L9 Q  \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* `( |& @7 R" S- l9 x  x+ H8 l% |! E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
' }# K( F+ L3 F1 A! e2 V她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" {+ p# ]& O, T2 f- Z* b7 O/ H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 g( B# T. E  F6 I* A说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢