Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" }! O# N) j0 [  T) H: F; Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 @0 [- y. a+ a' G/ g/ D% hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
& d  B! F6 D; c The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 G* u5 l1 B' q* v; c: s: P. w; n lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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# C! j" l# M1 U" n4 D: G You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 ^" v0 m$ u1 h5 q, f will pay you $500.
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6 z0 l; p2 B! d, S. Z! S4 ?5 R This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 o$ b1 l7 R5 V+ Z; othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* }8 T+ |2 w1 r9 |2 s6 l7 |the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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/ F% b& J+ J3 \The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- S; Y- ]2 _4 a) Cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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* ?" |4 H3 O6 iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 O; ~( [2 b1 a, C/ zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, x5 g2 q- S9 j0 C$ r4 Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ y. f+ H5 A" j$ H7 Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! D& l  z; H( {back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" B. W& `6 k2 C: @wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 W5 H2 S) b2 y$ ~- g; Ncomes down with four?'
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  i) Y2 n4 ~+ ^; ~! OThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

8 {0 I) Z: n4 O$ h/ u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* S& T% L: ~6 w5 w  z8 l>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, `1 w+ ~8 e/ C6 a1 V3 d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. H& `! r0 S( Z0 N>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 M/ X+ f2 A0 L0 W0 |  E5 W>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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6 x* g7 |- d; X& \>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 P) W4 e! W! u6 J/ q/ o9 ~7 @A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, n1 {/ ?& V- K- q- Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# I. X) M; w3 g0 ethe newfie would l ...

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) p. i: `* Q. F: S好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. I1 o- g& H  x# u$ }0 e9 q  o好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ Z( F" K! x* r0 z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 |1 Y0 h% S# c8 z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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" I9 w! e4 j1 p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' @, X% |% Y, m. D. |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: p! O9 m  N# `3 L* l9 Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

  Z0 w% p, L, @( _* i真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

* s8 |1 q" J% |- f0 ~* h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: C! k$ f$ |. M$ V; z# a9 l别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 A) A. E+ j- Z) n4 ?9 F! r( a! t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! ^* V& c4 G/ Z( E: q; O多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 x6 C; W* b& L7 u+ M9 C, p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

# Q$ A! K% W! ^她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
* A) _/ y2 C, I: V- ], L7 q8 b+ L她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢