Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 D9 m! u  ]6 K+ {3 F7 O4 Ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 Z6 G( V8 B% M& Uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. Y- E  T8 {5 z% m lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

7 t0 O9 S* M: U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  f/ O0 X4 r: O. C% kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

+ ]! C. K% y7 r: o& z3 n$ a5 mThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& {- ^. z/ F- M/ J; r: y# w8 TThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" [2 S# c4 A) y$ O) ]4 }  O1 rthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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. F& e- ?8 |7 k! S8 nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' ]- I6 I0 t9 c- oback to sleep.

& y& Z! O' O1 V5 W& d9 PThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: ~( P- n8 q% g" H. g. j7 }  Iwakes the newfie up and asks,

  H$ l( O* K! f: a& r# j" a'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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; o$ i+ V+ [% H: c; C* |The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 A& n8 r# P8 N2 d1 Y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 S) E9 S: X: U0 Q) K4 i>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 a5 v1 ^7 u8 v$ _) k( |, H' ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 S0 `# D5 l4 u8 i) q: d8 \>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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! O* v6 i2 x6 [) A. M5 B, {>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. {! T5 r# o/ M; Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. N, J( {! |+ O>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 S8 @9 g- M! J: `the newfie would l ...

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* B6 G2 {: X1 a. ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 w& O7 n& K3 B+ j“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, _% J' S( `: S  s9 i4 d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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: S& H. V9 t/ w# ~, w; O2 b7 _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 x& ~+ ]4 ~! t! ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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. Q3 [9 ]/ l/ R% C4 M! A6 A( @3 A全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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2 V8 O% G$ u& s, e0 e你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' |% ^& K; K! @- F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& B, N* ?1 E4 T: w  P真博学，偶像啊。

$ S: O/ l2 w3 l7 L7 {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

% O, m7 J0 E- Y/ J- ?3 b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 @7 T' m, r0 ^5 d* X* @* ^4 q# [她是大学教瘦？
! u6 v. W1 k  p/ w% `' d# i* n大学教胖还差不多
2 }$ g  w. {4 Z2 ]8 }( a5 k她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& k6 G3 G+ ^( X+ |$ F/ o哈哈，你们在这开小会呢