Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 I1 a& E' \0 \/ `; p; Z9 Q( z+ q% tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ q. ]  q  g# t6 ?& B# V6 R5 Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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# N8 a; C6 V' Z! F+ B The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# y! ]: i4 R* m: G% @* x lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ U$ H. J0 u, k will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

  n+ x" R) j& B! O% ^The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
& {# P5 F: g. I) Llawyer.
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6 v& K1 Q" f' M: BNow, it's the newfie's turn.

3 a% J3 p7 J) G  G8 ?( p9 DHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ C; i* m. Y' @7 s/ eback to sleep.

5 ^* E* S5 |( G% q- k4 m8 n$ ?- ^; V. ?The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" t8 N5 l4 m, L# c. Gcomes down with four?'

, i6 e, l  l$ e4 K9 _) Y8 cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 U2 g0 p% m  O# M$ ~& A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  i: x/ F8 H# x>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. P, A+ ^8 S; c* s) a/ S: G" p" L>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 U: r: z" _, K. q! q. M>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 j. S% C" h! F' F9 ^& H' }4 l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' ~7 A# k, k9 s>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* d8 Y6 p! y" ]% B, s# S7 w8 m% v>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 O1 V5 |5 k. ?! k- b& _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% \' K; J% {( Z, V/ a1 O>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ H3 E. s, n* J& ?' D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" C+ z1 E" V* N$ _4 E4 @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: x  k) A+ Y" A  T+ p, n9 ?the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' u& v. g1 F9 v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 q0 N. O5 [2 u2 i. k5 s真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 l" i, ^/ a/ g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& N6 F- O, N) ]0 C: h0 P" J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 x9 q; n( N3 a/ H  @% I) p! f真聪明，偶像啊

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6 [/ @- \* H4 t) v全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

( e1 |2 ]# J* [' L9 g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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! {% g$ ]& N* q9 y6 o! k# [别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" v/ c- E- t9 X$ t  g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 z+ j7 j8 u& o& \$ M多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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' N% ~5 U/ D! C3 {/ j: `" n! m, y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

- ]8 h8 H+ F" a, e% M, a7 U3 O; l- [她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
* W1 m8 g. W# A; A6 X2 j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  n$ h# C, S% \- ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 ~2 B. g& F4 c& v4 x哈哈，你们在这开小会呢