Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
* Z1 ]. ]3 x) ]$ E. N6 A& X& P' R6 M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ U2 g8 I" b+ q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( \; q. i! @: v8 m: ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 f5 y2 M! K8 N) _( s) v( jyou pay me only $5.

, G0 n7 k" f9 V% F+ w& l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 t. u$ A/ |/ U* [ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( [  j: ^5 s" r' o1 h- }& r. dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ K& {8 g2 {! D6 I! a; Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' J" i7 S" \3 h! U& v8 d( k# \lawyer.
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$ s- W7 ^* q5 C! S0 vNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- q6 F1 A( f* L- W* @8 f" Tthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. ]0 W2 m; h' B& v+ N  ^references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 Z" z5 M) ]5 Q/ }( z7 n# iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 p  h& Z" b7 p; a2 H/ u4 v( c; jback to sleep.

" }4 ^$ a# Z9 O/ g7 xThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 p  y1 x9 \: _wakes the newfie up and asks,
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& T, v$ ]9 N4 v. @# L0 x$ s0 L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 v6 |  p# g* S5 [comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  C, t) V6 v# o  R1 s>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 P  ^- w( g- o4 X: A. T( s& {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, I, [1 H2 ^. y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 k. m( U$ D7 Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 k! d2 E: ]1 a1 \0 _, G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 x" F5 o/ n  q' T! G>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 l: P; q, {+ R7 z; j>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 `8 z8 R4 m9 H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 F8 B7 K9 u: q7 d/ g6 hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( f2 J- n% p! Q& i+ ]8 H3 p6 F# Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 i7 y" N4 q  Pthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& z5 Z6 d/ C5 V6 V) }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" D6 W5 i4 s& i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 e5 W3 B" D5 h  K8 p! h1 [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


, h$ |3 u: u  r3 m/ n$ D
6 L1 P" I6 w* X1 y) J! A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, ^) N% B1 k6 y6 ^/ [8 Y- m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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% E, H3 c: ]' v1 [$ B全盘接受一下。

2 F! b2 s6 X( V; a8 b0 S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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2 Q  F2 \6 D& ?3 p9 i5 f: W2 i2 `别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; j/ I  C7 X4 f& G6 Y; G7 N8 c9 V' k8 a多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# S. r. p4 B1 e真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

: s" C' m: T. B她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
3 ?' v+ N" q0 X$ Q, F她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* T# u$ i/ c7 l说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% M( W  _. H" X  h' u4 x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 u2 @7 S9 Y! ~$ p哈哈，你们在这开小会呢