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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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( Y$ r4 K* E& C4 u: [Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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" Z" P: k8 t' U; c/ [) P! B- dIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 1 Z- f7 g: H' f! K) m/ x) X
7 `. I; Q3 Z/ o6 h. u& [9 kOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. , U% N0 w9 w) V! \+ c7 c. @" ^
, C, V9 A: ], U) pA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 4 L; v0 }6 p% r
% r5 b0 b4 D; D2 m+ F( i0 dMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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