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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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7 L' M q3 B" `, t! K% x% kTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ! C+ K/ O9 V5 `( a* U: W, z. P- f
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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* ]- e3 \* [2 y' g( v/ S" l! {5 ]When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. * T$ e; S5 s' a/ _/ q
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. \$ ~9 d: n/ u6 C9 Y" V- \
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ! U. j2 J9 l# K H1 s# b' M' [3 m
$ G* W5 `) x$ c* Z. F* I+ dMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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