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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ) A* Z% P$ `$ o b& C( L+ ^
0 O4 z) _6 \1 v: FToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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6 w6 H$ l5 |. P7 N2 C3 c- R& J% wWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - E% D5 |, Q# |/ X
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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' G9 I. r/ V+ A4 JOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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% O& m, ^2 }0 _) Y+ x) X) uA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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: L2 G) ?+ w& r4 K$ @Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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