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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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0 Z* ? i, ?; @3 E4 iOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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7 i: j; T, a! Z8 b& ~A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ( I5 v$ }) ?, ~# o2 p
+ ^! F F8 P. f( q7 ]Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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