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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. * W8 L0 } v. R1 j
1 B, M) @: p9 m* d" T. ATrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ! l- U6 h0 W, o6 k; T# o) K
8 r- p1 \ V7 s! {% P cToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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* o5 } M. x! E9 w" y. IWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ' z' o8 x0 I7 ]2 `
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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6 }9 i( x0 h1 J6 v( _$ e4 A! rA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 6 G T* E, s% `$ P, Z: K" G8 I, J
7 K1 E7 {' G& c1 P% m* _Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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