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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. " U7 A: T' X* X
$ ?6 I" H. D: B8 R2 A" h8 p4 KTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. / F) |& Z! p7 K( r4 [
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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0 f9 c* L, k; U& Q' z& V' }5 ROn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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2 O3 P5 r" ]3 X- E, N9 L( AA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. " k8 b9 y1 r& e Y# Y
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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