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" d" C8 ^* P7 j4 V" c0 A. Y9 ]Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ' _0 D+ I0 H5 g9 C- ~
; g3 l4 n& u( \8 A5 G2 `Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 2 |$ i( I, L# G5 |, ^# |: v5 ~
: X8 l3 E0 M3 m; b! F+ OToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. $ p. p7 D: K* x
# m, v+ @) d9 r8 l" bIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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. O+ H/ |# r8 _5 {On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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/ I# z5 f. L8 D1 K, |A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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