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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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5 P# c# n# |" ?1 FWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 5 O* Z% `. c: i: w& W
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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5 K, d) R7 ^3 Y% ^ m7 J9 Q5 X' M; HWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ; v% O6 p0 q- O" _9 i
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 6 T# A3 N' B, Y. L Z* Q
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. * ^% u! N0 K" O5 k
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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