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Wisdom from Grandpa...
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5 c# O6 @1 z, E7 c+ I2 WWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 0 n/ s( Y5 y h. X u0 |
$ @1 D9 A5 i7 i9 c3 K/ p' xTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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# E; t: T* ]- q% S. E5 q) YToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ! [ Z: i% J( R* x
; A5 [, B+ w) L7 uOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. $ }- `6 s; B" j7 J; U
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 2 p9 {) D8 |0 M$ f% t6 ?. h$ a
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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