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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
1 `0 ^ z9 U6 H- H, t! AMARIA: Here it is.
6 q& w( `0 S3 w2 y6 M3 \- yTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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# w* Z. N- f- m1 i' ~4 p. K5 _TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) d+ |: c5 c) Z. ~4 J
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
( p" l- y1 O u! E3 uGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'" v* \4 Y& s3 ] x+ M" ^/ P# ?
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
4 ]- m) |2 ]" Z- T' U2 [: fGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: o2 K1 |; D8 i% {9 T7 W
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.# W6 @9 i% ^0 N# Y9 \ x+ W
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, M$ ~4 U; w2 A) @TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: }; T& F# ^$ {) f# q2 {3 pWINNIE: Me! v q( H/ f5 f- U' n$ Q5 ~" W
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 [& x0 {% f# S8 X8 Q+ b
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
" e- y6 |$ h) a: v( vMILLIE: I is..
9 l; t0 n* ?; T% iTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'. x2 Z# K# ~+ s2 B
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' % }' r4 f) r( B$ x! ~) s4 z7 J
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 D4 m5 q* s/ ~2 mLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 9 ] n$ c/ D. D% y- o
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 w7 ]7 ~* e" W$ Q% P, {' n% ASIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.1 ?7 a1 |: m2 C( i7 w, }
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U# {8 f' X; S" ~) j* g$ m9 QTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& [+ b; L6 U2 m1 l1 J+ rCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.3 I- D8 O( k0 V& f
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?% o, e" t2 G4 ]3 D
HAROLD: A teacher
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