Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
3 b" g: I; x, {TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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2 n* }- p% d  v$ fTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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, t; d& o/ O& O$ w1 k( W9 jTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
! [+ b2 Z+ T4 U: R" jTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
/ d% A: [. u9 a3 {0 ]GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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0 i' P6 R4 I* J( sTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
. m% R* s/ I% VTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- S9 Y8 g) d1 w4 G  WGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
. \* K7 |, x/ E- n+ e1 vTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) `* m* v5 w7 {) c2 D& jMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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% r( W4 z1 g" z: D; V' o1 dTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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: P$ t2 [; ~% r- MTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)