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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .' H3 r, K0 w- R) S: }
MARIA: Here it is.! Y: I5 Q' j: N# I/ X2 b8 M8 O' p
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?/ z6 l) {3 S8 n8 S8 ^# B; Q
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( s6 y. I; {4 I% ATEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # H. U8 a& t0 a5 F- v+ Z( M7 t$ n. F+ u
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.. d+ ~( A' {: X' F
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$ ?; B& r! T5 x: |' wTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* r% P$ }/ V5 B4 a4 w" vGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'" i% T2 x- Q# S' p+ d. j8 k
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
, i) g8 n( S- l5 Q% ~, T3 Q. ^GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?0 r& f# }" S! h
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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, R9 c+ G& m( R" xDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.8 D' Z) a* f/ t
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8 ?6 ]: N" E0 S" k! M6 OTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ l2 N6 T# F1 t& Q/ {8 u' }4 dWINNIE: Me!3 f; Z$ K( [$ ?
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
' h. M/ `! e, V4 ^4 E. }GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.4 Y/ U6 ~: i& Z) t3 M
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'" \ n+ ]: o; O& z
MILLIE: I is..3 k* v1 e2 }2 |* R9 b# U
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
9 o2 e5 g6 p. c7 v& j3 s3 gMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? P9 w8 H6 q. A' b- ^- X) ]+ E4 |
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 8 x1 S: }: c) n
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h* B' F+ {# ~1 I5 S& PTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) p3 v9 k& ^1 wSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 Z1 C- @1 X+ v1 X, }1 `CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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" p# t# ]$ f' o* d! S& LTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?' Y2 _0 I# Z* F+ }/ n
HAROLD: A teacher
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