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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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9 o# V1 k& c5 xTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . v, l1 x, [. R: K
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.# |; [0 S% _$ [1 v1 }5 |9 w
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) P/ W( O( J: S+ TTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'5 m1 \$ s: l' E0 H
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
4 [/ g S8 b* |! DTEACHER: No, that's wrong. ~0 M+ K% c0 q* p! @) g5 U
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.. {6 ~" h M; q) Z, i
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Y5 I8 X( w2 x! G A$ W8 GTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?9 i1 p+ }6 c( @* L4 E) j
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.4 x% P% M& w7 W9 g _. R; D
TEACHER: What are you talking about?2 f' {# x1 l- X) w3 @
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* _2 J& i: w: H9 v% C* O& d" t' vTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.- H/ v8 g4 W) f/ y5 ]( F
WINNIE: Me!% Z* W# q% c6 G
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% X! Q9 _- V9 P& X5 NTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?* L' {( \' P0 W+ Z
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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: |. q) d( {) M4 h3 C2 cTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'' |4 {4 q; J) S
MILLIE: I is..
4 {3 r9 B, t4 sTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
9 f% k4 z: `* Z4 j0 {3 @5 Q: _ _MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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9 z: p6 g( h/ pTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
6 g' m* x% [+ y! X" A4 p- R! NLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. & P2 @0 H9 X$ P6 q, e
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?$ e4 ~# h# l+ z$ g& |% g8 N: r
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
, z2 Y7 b/ b6 S8 P6 f* m S9 oCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.8 h) z* O* V) d6 }0 ?
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) q6 @; ^! Z2 [/ l* aTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?0 B& e9 G- |! m' E7 Y3 h2 s
HAROLD: A teacher 2 o: d. u1 e m, c0 m
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