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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .% B2 k; `) e& u$ l
MARIA: Here it is.
2 H1 m3 n! k1 yTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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* A8 V/ `; A1 s1 S$ YTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
4 V+ D) j" L3 X5 pJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.9 S' E) J) `/ M* x5 G, Z5 f M% f5 E g
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2 d0 Y# \$ Z+ L7 GTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'7 _( r: D3 E; K3 ~4 E: Q# e0 b
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ i2 m2 d: ?8 B2 T
TEACHER: No, that's wrong2 I; t4 b" d% g! Z( r
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ e/ ~% i1 H6 J! q8 _7 Z( m6 gDONALD: H I J K L M N O.6 K+ M4 C; G. t) z- {+ b" ^& B
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
* w# p% O! \: m: w+ G. H$ sDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
1 R/ V% a* Y4 g& C5 x, ~WINNIE: Me!* U' n/ T: U y$ D/ }
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?8 X/ A: O' m! H2 a0 k
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. t: S+ I Z& g# Q( V F: L
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
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TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
5 ]. {% e. k$ H* b, oMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ; \: T" j. c9 W$ x
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$ K* N- ]) `" P$ T2 w* @TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?( Q; j7 s* a; b9 q
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 0 f# r% t4 |( f* G9 d2 ^ L' y
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" ]! t4 |2 U4 r$ G r" |' C0 S! F& \6 ETEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# l5 g3 L* i; nSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- U g: ~. d1 T W$ ~: Z" wCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?& |* y6 W4 D1 Q1 s/ N
HAROLD: A teacher
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