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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
& e% t7 L0 [8 F& T8 SMARIA: Here it is./ u4 c' A. f& U( Q9 C
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 f" ^: t. k3 _' r- V1 I
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.5 Z; k* `9 G+ h$ d; @. u0 S# B
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
( c8 `; v* q" l! U/ IGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
9 O/ j0 r- Z9 z* t. \- C; TTEACHER: No, that's wrong/ f5 B3 e& ~3 u t% K" P: {
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.$ Y5 o u# ?+ Q, x6 ?
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 ~. k$ \0 |8 kDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
* k7 x, U: r! h" P( W# q" hTEACHER: What are you talking about?- Y5 c4 j( e& A& Z! e. Y* ^
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.: P1 [/ B1 l! c0 l F- Q, s: r
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
2 y: l6 U- d& Y2 h8 p! r2 J4 TWINNIE: Me!9 L9 L" m# r: L2 w: P+ Q
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; v7 u% j8 _& [7 H2 |2 {! _! n3 o
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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7 y6 j8 \( O9 E, \TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'6 i. q) Z9 U5 s- y* c6 W
MILLIE: I is..2 D: b5 @0 q5 x# Z9 ?: R
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
9 f3 Z5 d0 ]% O' k& N; uMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; I& o1 U4 `) q {7 a1 yLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 2 y- k) U5 J+ ~1 _
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 s- O8 T; ^0 j# sSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.. @, J% T3 c( d) q, n, A
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 H- ?+ W8 N$ @! S4 }- K% U% WCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?( k2 k- R% l; Z& t+ T
HAROLD: A teacher
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