Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
# e9 S7 o- A1 ?- }MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
$ w, Z$ i, m- I" Z' }, ~* S# NGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
- M9 j8 A+ t1 |: mTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
2 ?* ~$ |: h6 E0 |  g( oGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) ~! Y0 r- C+ d6 q) SDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
0 |5 ]- M, H6 O* _7 vDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ ]2 B, T- i0 i$ S0 OWINNIE:     Me!
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( b: P8 x! o6 xTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
$ W2 u$ u& i' y! _' b+ o3 kGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) x) c6 d6 D5 j+ r2 X' g* zMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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7 ^, s& |4 M  }4 XTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 M! W1 O' O8 ^7 [  ~. vLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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/ j$ }; T8 A( D) [TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* `' j+ ]+ F! p1 F, n- KTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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0 \! z5 E, ?+ n& {" o% j' TTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ ], T6 g/ g! L; VHAROLD:       A teacher

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kensu

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)