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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?( ~. M9 n5 y' D! ]* q
CLASS: Maria.
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) k) G1 t& M9 o$ C/ h YTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & i+ s( c2 P( X2 m( B3 R2 Q
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
% C! l8 E& J# R( kGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
* C/ t' V* s2 @; E9 M2 h7 nTEACHER: No, that's wrong; j1 t2 C1 M% U; x" J; L7 s" W* p$ e
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.6 ]" m9 p, e5 D [+ I6 X9 w
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/ }& J: X" f0 i' c9 STEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?" z. U0 P |% k6 J8 w
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
9 ~( c$ @( k, L7 H1 ^6 qTEACHER: What are you talking about?
$ ]5 q; Q% L' z8 I Z$ @DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.! w$ H; _' d. J* n8 I
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 p- Q1 \; s7 m% f& ^WINNIE: Me!
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0 T+ G7 h- F- b# l% P) a8 t1 XTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?- X( a, |' `2 s; `0 y, `4 Q
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.* p; E+ g4 s+ ^* \' s; p
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( h% ^4 f4 J6 Q9 JTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'' j0 I7 G7 M% M
MILLIE: I is..
% W+ [7 l' Q$ ~' @, K; ITEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'# X. z) S' b2 F( p) _ x9 B
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 0 |% Z v# D6 l" f6 z) l) B+ t- ~+ M
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
7 w) g+ Q( J" z+ N5 L% n" QLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 7 _! f6 ~: q$ Y+ E. X9 n! @. q+ D
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) A% Z+ C# b: J- x1 _0 bTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?: t. M/ y7 g, L2 x' d/ ?! a
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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* C, K- w. D2 ATEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 Z0 a6 h$ Y* f2 T4 K0 q6 _3 mCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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; {" e% r7 |$ H7 X7 a9 LTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?& p. D! H7 J7 T1 n, [
HAROLD: A teacher - E, o M l3 @4 E; i. D* z
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