 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .+ y- r" }4 [) C# G
MARIA: Here it is.
" [) J; w. i) t$ @6 yTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
7 l$ b2 a) p {$ rCLASS: Maria.8 H( p( \% u5 J. I/ m
____________________________________+ _2 _2 O. @' C: L
. {: j5 L7 x; C) W6 ETEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, ~0 O# _) u% Y `, z; ]8 b$ `JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables." [% L- F9 Q1 s
__________________________________________% V5 z5 i8 M0 g- o
: y" J) G7 i, E' ^+ mTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 z+ k) U; z6 x' K4 f
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L') a4 Y6 C& K$ _5 c0 _) e
TEACHER: No, that's wrong2 Y0 Z) J) X# ]" |; f& C8 h
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
o: C; w( C- }/ a- N! s________________________________ ____________8 l) I i5 |: w* K
# }6 L5 z: V" N1 FTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ `3 G" [# ]8 i% I, }; bDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
2 H$ h+ \, l1 |* Q; b' V. iTEACHER: What are you talking about?
v% E+ P! b/ n, u! e' dDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
g4 [/ a* y$ G$ {' ?9 h__________________________________
8 ]- ]1 Y, R4 B! w
, K5 d6 l. y2 c$ A2 T6 |( vTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.3 R7 p& B$ m4 D
WINNIE: Me!+ f. t# d c; N9 x
__________________________________________
+ U# F4 @8 x5 V
- ^4 D G+ t5 q* a! K+ eTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?8 V' q% U" a* w/ `6 b
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.: P( \& Z& Y5 W( P: E& c! A
_______________________________________0 P/ g5 P, B% c7 `$ Q% o3 A0 l
" L) n/ w9 W% S& O% B! g) W6 {. l! mTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
! f6 P; ?" x/ D! E% I$ R$ UMILLIE: I is..& t$ Q e# P, ]0 j
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'. H' S' g. k0 Q5 l
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 1 q) Y6 ]& b- C
% C* t( D, J6 _* d1 b0 W: `
_________________________________2 G* F a8 u( G |$ P
" g+ D6 O+ i6 I4 m2 zTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?$ D1 G. O+ C$ y; r) [( N% ~
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
8 F" d+ R* s8 F& P' k* V_______________ ______ _________________
2 o$ A9 C& h' ~9 X! _9 L9 c! s
8 D# Z" \8 g5 Z' D6 DTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?. y* O- m s- g, d0 _9 S
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
3 i7 z& n4 V6 n7 ^+ _. o; H_____________________ _________& `' h w0 S: D5 ^7 p) D
" d( ]/ r/ S& E: s" f& g! u. @
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 x7 d. P2 v6 F. _) X6 \CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.* T& ~/ p n8 F" Y! s: o
___________________________________& r1 Z( B" ~. M" I7 u l5 z" Q8 c4 Z
7 Y$ e# c3 R: g( E
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?' y- B; q, |/ T8 E" ~+ d3 L
HAROLD: A teacher
" N9 Y8 \/ P( t7 y- W6 Y6 E/ j
7 G. R2 J* Q o; |2 `! H0 p. m__________________________________ |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-6-5 07:29
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
