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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: , ^* A# P& V, p+ l* T3 ^
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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AMC:
9 t5 }6 R, j3 L' AAll Makes Combined . R/ m- l" d" ]* D1 J+ q- w! `
A Major Cost : ^, r" Q% S! O$ x! Z
A Mutated Car
: y" d; C& Q: a1 J: I7 p2 kA Morons Car
9 h( W% r7 v/ V5 V& S4 F+ {Another Major Catastrophe 0 W* s% D. U. o3 m/ Q, h, V
A Man's Car * t8 d6 R+ v+ }* b- A1 A& x
A Miss Conception 8 }' \" S# y9 S# ^9 K% F7 \! K1 U
All Muscle Car ) K* i( Y8 l. J5 y$ v2 o8 D( E
All Most Car 2 P: z6 q. p7 r: j, W
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
2 g# r% U+ R) uAutomotive Mental Cruelty . X8 c J' X: D- h7 u
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AUDI:
% P m/ Q, t: n/ N. J9 e9 QAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented 0 ?% [% @# G F: o% p
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
$ E- ~. {& ?' r' L+ l# T1 BAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
, {, T' F7 w8 S Q+ k2 tAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 8 Q' ~+ {8 u1 p
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
3 I0 _: o, B. p# W3 ^3 ~, \& BAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
; |7 q8 Q) v A! U) WAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
# C! V7 q6 I1 o5 J: DBig Money Works / v2 P% K' q+ P; T _ R# o
Bought My Wife 4 G- a8 N! e H
Brutal Money Waster 9 z3 X% l( ?) B4 |% F
Break My Window
* e% n/ q4 P' b- _3 ?5 gBreak My Windshield
4 ?0 v/ j0 p6 H) `1 }* o" _- Y9 cBabbling Mechanical Wench
8 W; | |& D f% ]5 |& v; q$ oBeastly Monstrous Wonder
! s$ a6 ]' L& ?9 Z. P% m3 vBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
" m; Y @2 y5 JBeautiful Mechanical Wonder : C+ m X) i e( f7 [* B8 G5 O# {
Barely Moving Wreck
) N+ y- H8 E6 t$ Y8 ~Big Money Waste
, H2 w' a/ g8 ^/ ]; N, aBig Money. Why? + H t1 B ?% P/ U5 L
Big Money Works ' b2 `0 p3 `1 \7 O* d0 a: h
Born Moderately Wealthy / I% a% X" z4 G, |0 h
Breaks Most Wrenches * N! s: X; \. Y
Bring Many Wrenches n) c- z9 r. }5 O7 w4 U7 `) ?
Brings Me Women
, h) r: {+ U- ~4 FBrings More Women 9 x8 O" }9 y0 r/ U4 J: k
Broken Money Waster
4 o X1 M6 k4 K: }! Q6 _$ qBroke My Wallet
! H( k* ?3 A5 g- GBroken Monstrous Wonder ) U9 Z. A! ~2 S7 H2 f+ d. K: A, B0 K
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ' C0 L9 v# @. a/ e; i* q8 h, Y0 c) s4 |. ~
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 7 X J) |% ]7 a
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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$ `: J y2 P$ @8 ^% I- RBUICK:
$ D7 b. d d: k6 Q) T- o8 eBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
* f/ T5 N3 I$ r& A( H! y! pBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 4 U9 L; K* y# A# z
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Camaro: 8 i: b, T' e* O: |2 R
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
8 H5 Q* M: \4 u, O7 L- o9 qCan't America Make A Real One? % @8 W1 _0 X* i
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often + X+ d, J6 @. N; g; F) H4 \
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often . R/ }/ T5 h* y Q+ G% T i
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3 F5 Z/ O* t, T$ q; ~! z3 VCHEVROLET: 8 K( w, d' E R
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 8 ?; t2 n: d: ]8 v( E7 ^4 n
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
4 I5 t# M, Q( Y6 M; SCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
; O) O v% i, ]. U# |! R5 P0 hConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
' w, B) e7 I1 [Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 8 o9 `; B* E1 k
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DODGE: , }' } R; B1 L8 S$ [
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere o' H( i& i. a. p7 G' ?7 v
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 8 s2 {2 @9 A5 B7 F
Dead Old Dog Going East
1 z# J1 O; N9 m7 F) |9 sDead On Day Guarantee Expires
' Y6 W! G- L9 T. T# UDead On Delivery, Go Easy 1 _& w0 v+ p) F( Y
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
3 h! \& x4 n; w+ ~. kDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 8 ?7 F/ o: q! P( Y8 U. P
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment - W. H/ D% l( e6 G2 S6 e
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive * g! k$ r0 Q" a6 h2 O6 G1 p
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EDSEL:
4 }" s; ?$ I% Q& `: W4 E% zEvery Day Something Else Leaks
, X' b* |) O' V1 N# y1 oEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs 8 \% p) }. w: `+ ]. k+ T& N6 c+ N" d
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FIAT:
- [( L8 f! l7 g& s2 e$ { y8 pFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 3 I f" N6 i' `
Fix It Again, Tony 0 {3 G! ~& t V) o" [8 z2 d8 n4 Y, Q
Fix It All the Time 5 N9 ?! ?- r, l8 p% Q
Found In A Toilet ; y( E* C1 E" e g `1 I
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ' Q5 L9 r( ]( X1 @/ U
8 }4 z3 _, v* y7 m0 i2 S a' F/ L: S, fFORD:
0 A. a; K. S: d2 J0 _ l) @/ v, @Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
* L0 L- `4 A. g [' {Fix Or Repair Daily 9 q7 U$ r4 E1 S; o0 J
Found On Road Dead
; t% q, T9 h+ t8 f$ p( BFast Only Rolling Downhill
! s& O0 x; j7 U8 XFirst On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung " U0 Z. a( i2 p' z$ Z
Fails On Rainy Days
- V2 d4 u4 X4 ~ O" A# NFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
+ G+ P+ z$ G+ [2 ]* H" uFatally Obese Redneck Driver
; }/ @$ C9 I/ L# K" C0 J7 n. HFault Of R&D
8 B: o2 p5 {' `. a/ @. RFinally Obsolete Racing Device
% |2 |4 @/ M S, q" r4 E1 D hFireball On Rear Denting
: `$ H, v2 U, i' B8 H* fFirst On Road to Dump " \: Y5 P2 P/ g$ @
First On Rust and Deterioration
# q* c4 S2 j7 bFix Or Recycle Dilemma
. G4 s X5 O+ |3 J8 }1 lFlipping Over Results in Death
1 w) @& q. ]8 Z" Z7 T1 k) M3 i# AFlipped Over Roadside Disaster 9 o4 Q# X" J U% \% p3 N5 U0 R3 A
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled ; S4 y( t. P7 P: t" E8 [2 d
Foot On Road Decelerates
: t5 i, U) l. m! w# `2 FForced On Reluctant Drivers
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Forwarded Once; Return Denied : K/ e' d3 g( A: J( e
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
# z$ e4 n5 a' r. W; l& }Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ; f" t7 w) w: B/ v$ b# S" _
Fork Over Repair Dough
( p+ r3 l ^. w4 V- W& x) b' tFouled Out Re-done Dodge 4 u# t' |; }+ \* I
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
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7 L# y# P9 _# s4 b$ N* s uFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
2 M! E; q9 k W0 R9 YFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
3 D4 P4 ?" w8 e5 t. iFunny Old Rattling Dump " N( c l5 R/ a* }; M
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) . A& z* X# i! @2 M9 r
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA $ ?0 b, `5 ]+ k' r4 G
Found Out-Right Dangerous
0 K- y+ c I: A2 fFuture Of Racings Delight * Q4 Y: @6 e# E7 @
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
5 e0 G' I5 a0 X8 c/ R4 i3 U(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
1 Y3 y# k* E8 bLots To Do $ W$ W3 Y2 P! ^
Looses Transmissions Daily
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0 G9 z: v9 p& x5 l6 a/ eGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: r6 h! Z/ m6 _ B5 e$ ]+ N4 r& l
General Maintenance 1 b/ D/ o2 q6 \* [( U
Great Mistake 6 M1 F' Y* N3 l$ r+ C& a$ ~
Garbage Motors
+ ?# N: l3 e6 m5 z/ XGenerally Miserable
, C0 O ~3 i% q0 zGrossly Misconceived
& v6 J6 I8 d( D+ Q- a uGluteus Maximus 4 c" [5 p7 [) |6 s+ C" [
Good Money ( m3 C X# W3 Y; K+ T( x
Goofy's Manufacturing
9 g, e. F/ d0 M6 k, lGone Mental
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GMC: 5 M5 E- U3 r: y
Grief & Misery Combined
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Gotta Mechanic Coming? 2 ~! J3 D W2 v; |& I
Generally Mediocre Cars p1 M+ p. `. X' F6 V' J m/ a
Get More Chicks
6 ~, e! D7 H. Y; U6 K, T( _$ FGets Mechanics Crazy
9 p7 {: ]. b% X3 ]. {$ cGods Mechanical Curse
% x- g( E% e! X5 o* e. KGot More Crap 3 |" W+ u! P4 L# W. s+ S
Great Mountain Climber
y. t" y5 z O* VGreat Motor Car
$ H0 R3 k9 {" }+ M+ v4 AGod Made Chevy 4 n: Q/ {3 S8 u
Good Moron Car
: W# N7 @* p% Q+ C* O2 Y7 m# eGot Mine Cheap " O% \/ e- f. }% b' N) }% u& h$ y
Get My Checkbook ( L' c# U) {) Z6 y8 f
Gone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil
- R. A9 B, ~0 z! d: e- QGet Tools Out
! Q1 T( Z- D( I3 W& S- tGet To Onramp
( d: {/ w/ p0 C9 {# qGood To Own
' x# Y; {2 B4 D- C7 t4 u9 ~Get The Others
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Good Time Out
8 j- w% o0 _2 E4 g# N3 rGone To Overdrive 8 z7 M' v* U# D6 ~7 M9 Y) w) p, J: H
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HONDA:
" _# g* `' V/ D5 e9 t) pHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
) L' P2 p5 [, jHad One Never Did Again
- u2 b# \; B7 }+ n8 @ dHang On, Not Done Accelerating 4 r- ^& m7 `& f7 @
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
5 _4 {& K5 o3 }, s( L( p8 z* ^Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles - U- y1 U7 `* j2 s0 m' H
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
8 U! H3 ~" b p1 {How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 8 F( P H ?5 K% e7 l2 K
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... # t$ T, T1 k. G' j
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JEEP:
* d+ u; p T) `( R4 Z$ pJust Eats Every Part
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Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
, L% ^! Z7 z: [Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
6 v/ C$ e4 E/ {9 nJinxed Engine has Extra Parts 8 _ t! R& C+ b
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Kick It Around ! t1 v, l! Z# S* |. }' {& p
Kick It Again . {1 v$ g, B1 L7 W9 `6 W1 [
Killed In Action ; K) P% H& [8 Y+ j( R8 k) P; u+ i
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 2 s6 Q& }; c. z2 ^3 |& o# e t8 n
4 p9 `7 o8 F6 y0 m; t1 _MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 7 B3 K$ F- B0 `, O
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Money Guzzler / p% [9 ^7 E$ n' F/ D( E7 n
Mostly Garaged
! L+ A- _7 i) jMajor Goof 3 A" y* Y7 Y! ^ N/ j3 e
MGB: Might Go Backwards
! R: e9 @. i7 ^) L% g6 vMGB: Might Go, But . . .
/ ^) J7 i$ L' P( yMGB: Motor Going Bad ) s5 e4 S! V4 T% V# m. @/ C
MGF: Might Go Forward ; G1 W, X8 k( g9 q; [" M& z; ]. g
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3 h' V1 c6 C% U3 J$ w- F/ W, wMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
+ h9 D& L$ Z" b" g' o! c0 v1 qMost Often Passed At Races
" E% r& L- E$ g) @7 o& w: OMostly Old Parts And Rust 1 |& Y3 O# F0 w" b, O
Move Over People Are Racing
: R# d { @; n; l1 f* l' lMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 8 p# Q2 ?$ U- _ U' a6 ~
My Old Pig Ain't Running , G% P; r$ G' z- c, W
My Only Problems Are Repairs
# \0 t0 ^& p3 K7 @1 r& s1 A1 F4 q% aMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
1 a. L5 c& M8 i- GMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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8 j) [/ g- y7 T! L& X; @/ K0 eMUSTANG: ( W- d; R) x9 G5 ?4 V7 m; o
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
2 V! H- r u5 W. t. f+ |6 hMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go . _: b) s6 G! k4 u' |3 v# I4 m
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
* i. o$ O# ~! t! ?/ p3 O1 cMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO ! M# _) w1 Z! j, X+ Y
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OLDSMOBILE: / A% O) f1 l, s
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
" |$ J) i$ ]' ZOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment / R, y( l1 f4 G
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PINTO:
+ n0 w+ s+ t9 A* M' r) h3 ZPut In Nickel To Operate
2 f; B o1 C$ }% CPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
5 r) G9 C8 {9 [' Y' d) BPut In New Transmission Often 1 M+ U+ k; X# Z. l$ M, j6 T& m
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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/ H6 d" C" @$ d; I& UPONTIAC:
: x ^; ]" ]8 LPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car , ]4 o$ l" L5 A2 f0 s! s
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ! u/ i2 ]4 n# l1 l3 q' \8 y% z
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/ g/ W1 Z5 w6 `" d' K% l, ZPORSCHE:
; f7 X7 B% C9 W# C+ u; ^ @! R% YProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything * i2 y! f9 v' D9 b
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough , E2 [9 S+ _* t, N7 E3 K8 x
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SAAB:
- M, V$ z8 C& O$ LSend Another Automobile Back 0 G" ?" y1 e% z ?
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
P+ |2 X% D: MSad Attempt At Beauty 1 ~# G# v' I" }
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
) M% H" W3 z6 A5 u$ mShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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' a5 C0 z Z R9 P& i8 T, uSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
, o4 X4 j. z/ o' }: a7 iToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
. I" A T3 M9 m0 W0 yTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
2 z+ ?" u1 p: J n) vThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: 2 ?6 {4 }. I4 k# r% \+ s! L
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
) z! l9 @' Y: j* \1 cTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! + H! p! S% {- |5 V! a( d6 }# U7 V
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TR: Tools Required " l' O1 J/ p& O W; p
) V7 z( \0 a f- ?' t: D) `VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 9 G! g4 V1 ?8 b" [% X! j
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+ a/ x0 V! m! R2 K1 i/ \! K; PVintage Wreck
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