 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 5 J l Z; L# v( q' D
2 ?( @) R4 F* I) ~& J; BACURA:
- w; N. v' y# }9 J! v4 QAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
! l; E: Z0 B4 j9 W/ N: LAsia's Curse Upon Rural America 8 i0 G P0 r9 U
7 O. a& W, M1 w
2 l5 |! y9 c7 UAMC:
% U' K4 {8 Q. E ^All Makes Combined ! }/ \7 m% J, K9 c8 n
A Major Cost 8 f4 }; t3 [9 j/ b' w' c) Z: C% E/ f
A Mutated Car
4 J% N7 t k" EA Morons Car
, [1 E* f V! f: I7 RAnother Major Catastrophe
l2 r' G; g/ a7 n: T3 h( e* s: d# pA Man's Car " S, M* Q6 f) Y+ s5 ^$ X
A Miss Conception ( H) t4 t: }+ o" h# z. |
All Muscle Car
8 l% s5 ]% q) H6 j& ?4 H3 O4 O9 F. _All Most Car # b$ [. V( `9 W% x* @0 h8 S2 |
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
+ q2 j3 E4 f" S6 V8 d& ?: S. MAutomotive Mental Cruelty
: g/ |7 ^. k! x9 c; `' j; h/ V' \. p, D- l2 \
- T3 g) a; o+ h A
AUDI: + q8 T0 J P& ]
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
7 T& J: m6 ?. k1 gAccelerates Under Demonic Influence % B; y% T5 b# J# m" Z6 d
Automobile Under Demonic Influence ( T) Z( B9 n/ Q
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
) G5 `) j% ?, {0 Q2 J; m: b$ WAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence E+ g. Q2 K. b+ b' B
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
5 k( m" N1 o: _All Unnecessary Devices Installed 7 z1 p6 f5 @& L. M" |
$ h4 L- J9 L. k- t9 r' j w
- W- ?% ~( Z) `+ E
BMW:
- n7 T6 Z2 Z! s) JBig Money Works
3 H8 n, W7 W* Y# kBought My Wife
# q/ t( `& N# q1 i) C( uBrutal Money Waster
2 V$ C: p7 ]2 S" d' h0 F$ pBreak My Window * v( }' s0 B! L9 n3 O: O- d# G4 w- M
Break My Windshield ; X( r& q5 c H6 G: Q: B6 a$ L
Babbling Mechanical Wench
% v( u9 |: D, B# t) H% f6 ?4 fBeastly Monstrous Wonder 1 R6 f7 t( d$ A" y9 }# j- ]
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
$ Z$ |/ ~ E; g7 q0 jBeautiful Mechanical Wonder , ^9 x9 `) F; n! r d
Barely Moving Wreck % v9 g; e0 a) y1 @
Big Money Waste
9 k& g$ z, d4 hBig Money. Why? 2 z- X# X) q" ?/ d
Big Money Works
& Q- m1 b3 |$ x, l: QBorn Moderately Wealthy ( ?7 l+ |5 P' }5 h! u
Breaks Most Wrenches 9 k: r+ ?1 @8 v; A0 o8 L
Bring Many Wrenches
5 {8 j9 C+ m& o, ?Brings Me Women
1 |, j6 K8 m; bBrings More Women
$ V4 n% c3 m. ABroken Money Waster 2 B0 k5 m( P- f( |# l. p) v5 p0 t8 d
Broke My Wallet & ]' g1 L& `1 D5 G( ]1 ^/ A
Broken Monstrous Wonder 6 R& a9 e J3 J* q3 p' ?
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 3 k8 x! V: W' w
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 1 ^' P, e* Z! w1 B8 Q$ e G* r
Bavarian Manure Wagon 1 l9 \; B) V3 a+ l4 d) ?7 |) Q7 p' G
5 {! C' K+ d5 v0 t. _% L- x3 `6 j8 z G! N+ e3 H' g7 ?& ~
BUICK:
& N7 a: I1 x& m( E6 GBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
3 |4 F* i8 e+ u/ bBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 9 j3 U9 j6 X# B Y- J
E% ^- b; ?5 r5 i2 [& H# P
% U) t5 C+ b2 ^. ~Camaro: , P: d* h" q4 X7 Y
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
: O" h* f1 |4 }( l: _5 z3 @3 kCan't America Make A Real One? . C$ s! W) X+ Z1 e
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
8 A: `$ @- B/ A/ D2 [5 q3 Q( OCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
& O9 t8 {% }7 t; M+ g; ]" {
2 C, k% u: k& r* G1 z- n, n. ~6 b8 [, B% P
CHEVROLET:
( f) |, O( J0 ?# bCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
+ x% d/ { Y6 j+ p1 XCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 0 b" i4 O8 A. X. X
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time # \* U) r' E8 a7 _, m
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
: V% \, W, [# WCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology % k, M+ n) o4 \2 n2 y( g7 I
# _, o+ l; e' J2 V' s
( u# i5 t+ J" Z0 h4 \DODGE: h U. ^$ i& `: J' P
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere : X/ b6 g9 D7 u1 V
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
4 g$ g& n |1 f) ~Dead Old Dog Going East
" a7 s5 G8 @( ?3 m" P# c4 DDead On Day Guarantee Expires
( v! ^4 L$ Y2 S, t$ V/ SDead On Delivery, Go Easy
& m+ w% S' l$ m" N/ _$ [9 m. yDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ' @$ K3 Z/ c# ~( j: j
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
& q( f; T$ ] k' HDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
( [& D3 R4 f7 u {% ]Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
; d7 V4 p0 G2 X/ }2 C& ~ P5 X9 y$ H) i
' S V( W7 b* w% }- uEDSEL: \! u1 {6 ~3 {, n
Every Day Something Else Leaks - e0 ?8 t/ V0 B5 w
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
5 L$ `: V( z' G# z
; u9 d; s, f9 N3 Q- _2 XFIAT: & K( j2 m. H7 i3 \5 }
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology , O# S% @' Q9 {/ U
Fix It Again, Tony
1 X4 L3 T+ g6 @) f2 DFix It All the Time
+ E3 w; l3 {0 D: s; m" c/ |Found In A Toilet
# r* t/ r8 m# p, }* tFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
, D% E7 e) l6 N$ i; S/ F7 N5 v. Y) S" g# Z/ w; W
FORD:
5 @* l ]9 p7 }8 UFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 7 B' t4 s+ ~. `' Q V4 H; G
Fix Or Repair Daily . q. I2 q3 E U6 C) D$ u
Found On Road Dead 4 y y7 Q& u& i) m, H$ q1 S
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
4 X! r# q. I, @# _& @: EFirst On Race Day
2 h+ c0 [" w# v' w2 }First On Recall Day
( h! B8 a; T3 ^! E, W( w4 e$ D- UFabricated Of Refried Dung , c' ?4 a' K$ a# m' i
Fails On Rainy Days
/ D* E. O3 j9 FFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
0 V: N- N1 C4 [, c2 ]0 `* i, O" IFatally Obese Redneck Driver ! B0 t3 a0 g9 {7 j! n2 L2 b! }
Fault Of R&D + E; D% G) `- ?) V: a
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
2 F5 `! j t1 f! r6 M& wFireball On Rear Denting " h- z% f. l/ l5 u, i5 G
First On Road to Dump & {' W) J$ T& b; n% u' K
First On Rust and Deterioration 5 c7 N2 {/ }% P% {' [
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma + K% R- Z& Z) j6 n% g. d
Flipping Over Results in Death
% m4 H) i+ @6 ?" }' PFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
* C5 t' d2 ^2 E* R+ ?Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 2 a' U, R# c6 y r- S7 t0 a' e& I
Foot On Road Decelerates # S' C- |6 q: [1 q
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 2 b0 Q" G* L# r7 {
Formed Of Rejected DNA ( y% V& H: W4 R/ g
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
d; ]1 f. U. u% V$ [: [2 mForward Only; Reverse Defective
, v6 \2 t4 ?$ r' n% A9 t& Y& A& K6 SForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
; L) i# f) s! C: UFork Over Repair Dough " }8 f- Q9 M( d& I5 W7 S7 G
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge # k! C% M( {( q
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
$ E7 a' H- J; f4 f5 qFree Or Reduced Drastically $ N3 F7 S. l+ {* p
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed & w1 Z, }: {3 U8 o9 P
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable % Q! H" O+ A% Z& g1 A( y
Funny Old Rattling Dump
( G0 r# o9 }2 t$ [Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 7 u$ h9 `% R0 @. u- I& |% W7 i
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
6 R" ~6 ^9 C; }( V, r1 _' k% BFound Out-Right Dangerous ; R4 m" ?5 S; C2 `1 \
Future Of Racings Delight 8 ?9 }( X* f# f7 d9 [( s# Q" n9 S
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot + b, w7 ]7 Y' s' n; a1 ?' ^& E5 v% f' ~
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords . [7 f% c; ~8 l$ y9 O
LTD:
6 W) ?% W9 J8 n7 `4 L5 rLacks Total Dependability
) P$ p' P' x8 h4 [1 ILots To Do
( U( s5 ?; n) i. d" `Looses Transmissions Daily I ~/ T1 D: o
" M- h' L6 U+ V" m% P8 e2 x
GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
( Y6 v3 w+ v, G0 x
$ A z2 U+ \* k1 s3 i8 D; PGM: 5 _% c0 I+ d# X# c7 @; ^/ R
General Maintenance + c* ~- q8 Y* e5 U1 F
Great Mistake . a* s1 [4 B- @9 J. P! N
Garbage Motors
9 i6 e8 S! k5 f, k* LGenerally Miserable
: O* H; b& O- DGrossly Misconceived ; P" A! e/ x" ~0 }6 G
Gluteus Maximus , S% F o9 \7 k M) b: L8 l, ]! ?
Good Money ( p9 y, i* Y$ \7 [4 ]
Goofy's Manufacturing
0 U/ X7 ]3 U8 e, O3 Y0 L9 iGone Mental 4 n- V/ d! {% B( t3 K3 K* O# Y- v0 L
( @! |; R( \1 H0 E+ K; ^4 @# C
" W; U x; @. Z6 [ vGMC:
* `+ m/ ~7 _8 ^) I1 A: _" Q' A3 BGrief & Misery Combined . {" \, x2 T3 I C- {+ B( q
Garage Man's Companion , e5 V: {1 `3 }+ n4 {2 M
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
! ^4 m+ U. w1 [Generally Mediocre Cars
* A) O% r1 V# @7 V4 PGet More Chicks
$ ]' @7 U# `" f* o3 u: iGets Mechanics Crazy 8 w+ |# ~, O1 g3 w- l9 A7 `
Gods Mechanical Curse
& N9 w/ B* e3 H$ z5 \* q7 iGot More Crap & N: t! U% L, I" b3 k; L8 P
Great Mountain Climber
6 `; W% b6 t# M( i$ ZGreat Motor Car
4 ?* ~: U U" s. E: YGod Made Chevy * z- P# P2 @+ V* @/ Z" F
Good Moron Car
5 W, d$ d/ a& p% mGot Mine Cheap . G0 C: E5 E+ i6 X9 Z `
Get My Checkbook
) p. n* g$ v' {# h+ m& W. KGone Mad Corp. ; l5 X: v0 [( n
- U7 H% P b; P# {0 P
7 Z" J! v8 J5 _GTO:
4 O+ H" \8 Y6 u6 O% k, b; x, I/ v# hGas, Tires, Oil 0 v/ c+ |2 ]) f& _- }" r8 {
Get Tools Out * ?6 r: e% j8 s0 Z& X0 M Q% q, D3 T
Get To Onramp Q( Q( I3 @& x7 K
Good To Own
& p7 H4 S% W; J8 vGet The Others
% @7 [% L; m3 l- @5 WGenerally Trashed Out
" L' F! m9 ?3 W$ F& V" zGood Time Out ! X: K: P j4 j$ {
Gone To Overdrive
$ y' Y. [# I& q4 f2 `' I6 `7 |2 t* e) [! d, K0 _5 b. D0 C! _
% m# B* _3 i/ uHONDA:
# V/ W/ @; b3 V9 \. T# {Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything : L+ \' P! H, _0 M
Had One Never Did Again
& E. P; E4 ] J( Q1 L5 M; H7 PHang On, Not Done Accelerating + G8 g5 y6 Y; F4 D# C6 m* P6 x
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles % r; B; o7 Z% o% X8 F6 e
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
b* i; Q% K r9 w& _8 FHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration + ~# l+ t* o" ?- p- h7 G. n7 A
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
5 y5 [" H$ p' z. j& \PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ! W; R) s$ x; H1 s4 d" _ X
3 `1 T! |5 i M
2 T4 G- e a) ]7 kHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ' U2 v- P8 A+ b, Z2 Q$ ^) i1 d3 [( n
- H2 I+ x$ q K h- {
JEEP: . H. w/ L: O, C) t+ D
Just Eats Every Part
8 M" l( W2 s0 z$ i( W/ p3 d; L K" `Just Empty Every Pocket
/ X r$ `5 F# Y: c2 _& xJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
3 x8 [. g, ]/ V) n0 D' z' nJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
5 D( P! H9 X2 y5 K$ l. I# }; sJinxed Engine has Extra Parts & E: s2 s6 A( [4 Z8 ?
" D* f6 `9 J* s& Q' Y ^4 \
0 m' Y# n, e7 j* `5 H! q: W
KIA: ; g& P- A& \( ^
Kick It Around ( K6 }" E) e: s% r
Kick It Again ) e" ?$ O, u# ]' s% X4 v7 \0 `- p
Killed In Action
$ m8 p* u0 ^2 Y9 [
- a8 \+ T3 d- p. A6 v' B& j$ h' u' F# j% O
LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
7 x7 R+ r' Z: f; b* A; d7 t
+ h) v7 w: a5 y/ N+ w4 MMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along v9 u7 J* H1 A3 U% Z L1 N% [
& |8 p, e0 G; g
MG:
' F% U1 E- t% W/ SMoney Guzzler 5 a7 E; T; C# u0 P: x
Mostly Garaged - \" D, M E/ `4 h0 u' a& h2 I; g8 V
Major Goof ! q- Z# T. P6 w/ L! G% `1 e
MGB: Might Go Backwards
, j: c6 J5 ]' Z7 DMGB: Might Go, But . . . : u @6 u0 N" O* f a- A
MGB: Motor Going Bad 6 d4 {6 W: c$ M5 Y
MGF: Might Go Forward 7 |: j" E1 K0 W9 e8 X
7 q0 l! m" b% V9 e- A" x E3 \; `1 f. k0 q+ k2 b
MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate + J1 q9 l5 f) y1 {4 q
8 ]: i- D3 X( a3 U4 C( f
MOPAR : i: W' t' f0 |0 f
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly ' Y! P: C' E% d. u# f# u
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ; A+ ~ n+ U) J& W! ?/ p
Most Often Passed At Races 4 b& @: c1 M, y4 {0 S
Mostly Old Parts And Rust % i7 V! ?7 ~% S' W
Move Over People Are Racing
( U& U/ ~% ^8 }4 h; K0 V- {Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
& }8 z+ ^6 d8 `- Y1 s) gMy Old Pig Ain't Running & F( h6 L0 K& t( _* \& ~
My Only Problems Are Repairs
% ~3 W0 x2 c: F' ]: O QMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 8 \9 i; n9 I0 S4 i* b6 ?
More Often Parts Are Replaced
0 G& v) [' @7 ^$ d( O
( @( D5 ^! j/ K8 g+ g3 |; E
) b" `/ x C" C1 sMUSTANG: 0 Q% P# O* E* h0 x' |
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 4 }, j T6 Z; M* m; E; w2 @* N4 U
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 7 n4 I3 Z6 G3 d) t9 K& h
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go 9 O; _; S+ T3 \) z2 f/ q( }
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 0 T* x4 W( g8 Z. [1 j/ Y) u, J
; H d! b# s' L4 ]( \) m/ s
3 D' `" w1 F% d+ o* J, T! Q" j, w8 GOLDSMOBILE:
" K/ X" P1 ~) s/ ^- E: j# h6 oOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 8 e- E2 [8 X' f
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment ) m0 U( O" A5 C" H1 j/ o1 ?
+ n' \3 C9 l, T
4 u, U" u6 ]; S- ^8 r, cPINTO: ; e9 F2 ~% g+ D9 k) h8 x: q
Put In Nickel To Operate
: F& o) W1 k" y* V T$ qPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
4 r" R& ~$ ?3 o* e Z; pPut In New Transmission Often " ~: o1 y: m# }! @& L g
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
4 g! M+ V* p2 a# p2 O5 n1 l8 E" r
$ `4 p$ k% \2 y4 u/ S% |5 L
PONTIAC:
3 j6 J6 o' \" s1 E" `& G A3 y" ]Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
: N2 `! n) b# T6 NPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac " k& z) P5 l: j. f5 b
( j8 m9 Y# u5 k3 L. e
) { a" ^7 O9 mPORSCHE: 7 u9 N9 g3 }- r# [8 r
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
/ p; N( A* i3 d' o' {; z- V$ zPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
9 g1 _: F' J) z Y7 ^9 ~; `, v( R6 V/ ^+ T0 I. [ N) l% O0 Q' W: i
% w: p4 a" ~. ]* t+ J( v/ ESAAB:
2 o9 e$ x& S( O# x8 f* F+ o) bSend Another Automobile Back & @ y& M: ^. R1 [# u
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
, S P! K# f' pSad Attempt At Beauty
9 v8 Q p D& v' \" ySorry Auto, Always Broken
! L5 Z! J( ^* g! _) j7 bShape Appears Ass-Backwards
1 l% o* z' v0 |/ G5 k
9 L0 b. q/ v/ b# `4 x: f! l; k& \) S5 b$ P0 \ f0 p9 B% y
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually # O* G% Q' `# g7 x' M4 N6 o
% ~5 }5 O' ~0 hTOYOTA: 7 p7 C: g& @. `; A
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto * t% H) f/ F/ ^" P( S. C
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass `9 J5 V/ d* o. T' d5 Y' f3 g& l
The One You Ought To Avoid 1 P; H4 W) M6 g# O; Y D' R
7 l' M* j5 }' E \' \/ M3 z" J j/ D5 X7 T* Q5 l
TRIUMPH: 5 ?& [8 I9 }* ~$ r5 o% \
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
& I5 n6 H' V9 rTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
f7 J) m5 [( V) ?7 q# d
+ G- [+ f& q' U( P' O8 Y& N+ y3 A8 h: M4 i2 Z( P; P. k
TR: Tools Required . w- T' \2 B7 W: K2 C- F
3 }8 c# P% k( z* S7 D }9 |VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
8 k+ _* v, R E2 J$ M9 N
: T, d8 M' i( t1 N dVW: , N" `* s5 u6 r) F# Y1 M: y8 J! z- ?
Vintage Wreck
& T6 X2 ^9 P% z8 \) k. uVirtually Worthless |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-5-10 20:36
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-5-11 19:49
楼主
发表于 2008-5-12 07:24
