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ACURA:
9 H( n7 V; K& JAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
! u$ Q n: g7 v. Z6 FAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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1 n6 c- M3 d+ w4 wAll Makes Combined
, J' J% f# h8 H+ r* ^+ c+ l; T! fA Major Cost
1 F) S3 I2 I: Z, O2 n' qA Mutated Car 2 s8 R) Q$ S) k i# A
A Morons Car
% R) z8 f: Y5 @, EAnother Major Catastrophe ~$ N5 g+ N: p9 `0 v$ o
A Man's Car + o0 Z3 |; [% P5 u
A Miss Conception ( E2 M7 b& e5 g! M& m1 x
All Muscle Car
7 [; l- D( f! P9 jAll Most Car % s+ H6 p9 `. ?' U& x+ V
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
; w2 x0 Z: `# n# o5 q! [" ?( DAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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7 N" l! [( M0 {% |2 ]5 C4 T2 }" Z2 rAUDI: / |* i h- d7 `& I) E/ i( i: k3 ?
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented : ~9 K1 c) ?' Q% g
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
}5 |' l3 T0 a. o7 uAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
/ [* @# I, `8 Y# Y% M+ aAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
/ Z! z9 r, w! V% G/ ^Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 0 `$ V: Y1 a* u( N9 N z' z
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. & q' v; x. A2 G) Z' Y/ k# X
All Unnecessary Devices Installed ' F- i) z5 n, |) u: ~9 L
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BMW: & W' I' n( O' S: |# ~) O
Big Money Works # q: J) o4 T& \" H. j, d0 G( h
Bought My Wife 7 v( w& h$ U/ o, Z7 n' z
Brutal Money Waster
8 r& B4 b$ b5 b1 ?) oBreak My Window ! W+ w" H6 e! N
Break My Windshield
% T9 R2 g& I- _7 l+ ?4 b# `Babbling Mechanical Wench ( y! m; c% @' n
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
1 X) y, X8 {$ ~& R |6 IBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
+ U: F3 T" x- A, K$ k; D( bBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
% f+ `+ o f8 i5 L9 L' eBarely Moving Wreck ! Q/ _0 Y- d y( H. Y2 G: X$ G
Big Money Waste . G* y# s" Z3 z2 H7 E7 z7 p
Big Money. Why?
) L. i, x) j5 y- k! C* ]Big Money Works # ^" {+ N: p9 J+ Q
Born Moderately Wealthy
$ B! A2 q8 ~# |8 S0 _Breaks Most Wrenches
: H' l {! A9 r; D, u' n0 BBring Many Wrenches
$ H' Z' ^; ^" T# e/ Z6 p, G6 @ jBrings Me Women ! q6 f5 V9 D8 r8 r5 ]+ {
Brings More Women
& a/ b: m6 [% z% N8 q& |9 X7 b* NBroken Money Waster 9 g. i, d: k- s9 } \
Broke My Wallet
1 G5 I: B' w0 t3 K9 u9 F: o+ RBroken Monstrous Wonder ) E. _3 ^' _7 S% b
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
. ^- Q ^+ _! F& A2 FBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
A4 p0 y8 ?% b; U* jBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
3 K/ e6 }/ d; D# UBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
3 z8 ~& C* f; `4 L5 m5 k& f! P$ kBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 7 O8 v7 p2 N3 V9 ^ D
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Camaro: 0 X, z" ~$ T/ d. H
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
+ l A2 n/ R% L. n3 o! vCan't America Make A Real One?
. X9 ?' y5 Z. A" fChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 3 b& o+ p9 W( B, _8 n: Y
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often - [+ x9 c: {1 k0 u2 v( \& f
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CHEVROLET: 7 O& I: C9 n! \9 N$ G
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
7 \- e0 X R1 g; J; uCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
7 z# j$ F7 B% H6 B# F- fCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 4 C* C+ V8 H5 [4 E
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques + O1 g3 d( c; i* y8 B. w1 s
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: 3 Q2 p$ x4 d# u+ V+ ]/ B b
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere # O B1 l; [* X* P# {- k
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
, e% R( B5 Y" [) G$ K# q/ PDead Old Dog Going East & z) `* ^/ q0 {9 p: h
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires ( m; }7 q% \- Z3 c7 q
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 4 d* N8 t: G" R9 m* f. G
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
' ^6 r+ i8 }; [8 Z/ C/ iDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
" _9 t( z+ u! c& }. {Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
" g3 j' v, p3 J4 X4 n* i4 TDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive F8 e5 J: B" O# r
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! \; E# {3 ^" I4 YEDSEL:
) Y5 a N1 l& Q D6 Z' |! g. q# mEvery Day Something Else Leaks
" Y& n3 X% j7 e/ t" oEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
3 u$ U# Q: J' m% E! D aFailure in Italian Automotive Technology ( l+ V* d! X( ?" J) N" Y0 T1 T
Fix It Again, Tony , y2 Q4 g' b9 u+ [" n/ |7 Y' H! w
Fix It All the Time
/ B( Q# t8 \/ N N+ K rFound In A Toilet
) O1 g) O3 p$ M0 A1 o+ o+ oFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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' t+ f4 W$ ` y& p' jFORD:
, e. ?, B* y, [4 j" X4 nFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge : ]: p! g* N8 ^, T6 \
Fix Or Repair Daily 7 Y" b' c# x* v8 F: B
Found On Road Dead 6 J2 }% Q; @- ~% m+ Z" d6 y
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
* z+ V0 ?( j5 q7 }4 oFirst On Race Day
$ O& O& @7 i' H6 iFirst On Recall Day ( V) I! e: F% F# g
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
; Y- H2 @- G* N1 bFails On Rainy Days 3 _- d2 U7 H% Y- d; L/ [5 i) b
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
* @) v9 g0 ]2 I* _9 I* S$ L, e' v8 nFatally Obese Redneck Driver 6 f' x& ~) S# w% m/ }5 e
Fault Of R&D 4 a2 s) j8 W+ {6 i
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
5 i3 j' ] e2 n5 k8 G: Y1 TFireball On Rear Denting
2 }& @0 x) Z5 _, f. e- dFirst On Road to Dump / s$ f9 n, w) |' N* f. N
First On Rust and Deterioration 8 t9 B! {5 M- E3 H |: C7 k
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 3 x2 i0 h7 f7 A: |1 `' F, M
Flipping Over Results in Death
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# C. R$ t) u6 `, \0 r6 [) l8 tFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
1 b; Y, ~' F" t, G1 lFoot On Road Decelerates ; f* v A2 D) Z8 Q* ^6 n
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
& P& h2 V5 b% W& F" i/ G+ EFormed Of Rejected DNA * x# H" e. d6 s* o. T
Forwarded Once; Return Denied - s* Y* r1 y: X* y$ e9 B- I7 [
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
: V% r: f! V U5 }0 Q$ f, b4 f# kForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
& S+ g8 g$ T2 E- e/ hFork Over Repair Dough
$ m4 e, M# r9 K) b5 O( DFouled Out Re-done Dodge
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Free Or Reduced Drastically
M9 f! e1 g7 P+ l" l# W" sFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
: A8 e# M* S: C1 i, CFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
; g9 F$ K2 g* D8 E t FFunny Old Rattling Dump ) j6 C6 q7 S( n5 y' V; l6 d
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) % ?5 k, H8 x$ |4 Z6 c3 |- B; C, ^
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
: e, D7 p! ?: k1 ~7 \Found Out-Right Dangerous
$ i8 S) k% I) f+ @Future Of Racings Delight
2 P0 s8 _% ~8 }(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
1 _ o1 k; M. k8 j! M(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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0 F1 v: Z d3 f8 H- MLacks Total Dependability
8 \ J! K; e! E4 h. }. t( ]Lots To Do
4 s8 Z6 ?. q/ ]" DLooses Transmissions Daily
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- W' Z) z- k6 F1 g& ^) @+ H- {GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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! K' b' B% P: d9 r1 hGeneral Maintenance - Y& b) s" z+ K$ @/ J5 @
Great Mistake
; y0 X$ d% J4 ~' l2 o) V* Y. DGarbage Motors , f6 G' w9 B+ a/ T
Generally Miserable ) q% `- I; t9 r' j1 `5 C
Grossly Misconceived
# u, H( N" z- n/ I0 {- v2 E, I: lGluteus Maximus 0 B' ^! @) o- R
Good Money 1 S8 F, r- j8 ~6 n0 L6 E! r
Goofy's Manufacturing
7 b( m& L4 ]1 i; WGone Mental 9 C& @8 V# ^% M2 z8 p" p5 Y: Y
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9 } k3 X, u' M3 S8 I c: [3 wGMC:
( ~1 g1 W# {. r( QGrief & Misery Combined
8 u( a* e* ^% P( @" L0 Y% L2 ZGarage Man's Companion
) e. o6 t2 W4 C& AGotta Mechanic Coming?
# k$ q4 I" j( L4 {( BGenerally Mediocre Cars
7 I6 @1 F& L, f$ GGet More Chicks
- f9 L: v6 e9 x; Z. `Gets Mechanics Crazy
" u0 Z, @! B# C5 g0 iGods Mechanical Curse - ]0 l' f8 z& L6 r3 q
Got More Crap
% {. T- J1 r) @- W% YGreat Mountain Climber 1 ~) M1 d+ m! y. Z1 ?, I: {" D6 f
Great Motor Car
2 T3 m# E2 n# jGod Made Chevy
. b/ M3 T" c/ I( f. |Good Moron Car
% i; K. t3 H% P, H: r. J- ]Got Mine Cheap
$ J; r0 E! n6 n# ^) k) m/ I" BGet My Checkbook * p7 U! ?+ j" g1 c2 W4 Q9 a3 s
Gone Mad Corp. ( h- A% Q9 a/ }: L
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Gas, Tires, Oil " T0 `+ I- O- q* n' L* _6 K
Get Tools Out
9 X- w$ `( [' g4 G* TGet To Onramp
6 w* z7 M' T0 o% q* w/ L) KGood To Own / I2 s! K7 U4 _
Get The Others ( _0 ?/ w1 ~8 n+ h6 E
Generally Trashed Out 8 R# ]# U1 p* z6 x6 ^& D% `; N
Good Time Out 4 h3 ~; U8 r' p: ^: L0 R
Gone To Overdrive $ Z+ i7 R( C* Q g Z
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HONDA:
7 \2 T; u: `: |7 Y0 S7 T* |3 h% dHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
; i* W/ q, P. g) j' {+ pHad One Never Did Again
6 l W# @3 b( y0 s b+ iHang On, Not Done Accelerating / y8 q9 F5 ~" }
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 8 X, _8 X/ p* C
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
4 H; \/ v# k4 q' d# N! W1 IHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
; s2 ]# z1 X* ^How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
, g: D! l3 [1 ]! ]1 Y( d5 hPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes : _2 U) n6 b/ @" k, F
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+ A- @# [- t# |: B" U! w' CHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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2 N) n, h5 y2 M# ]8 k$ b hJEEP:
& U5 J8 _2 k" N2 D/ x% z' N2 [1 @8 mJust Eats Every Part 7 e* U; o1 K2 _, B7 z1 t% \& }
Just Empty Every Pocket
2 G) L' a* m0 s% ?Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
. y) g2 J* I( B* `$ zJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 4 ]) E @/ _% S/ f; Q
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts ; u5 w1 _) f! Q% F/ k9 [
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KIA:
' a5 I9 Y0 X' ]3 g. m7 IKick It Around 3 s, W* f/ o# k6 J v! G
Kick It Again 6 b/ i! }# f3 C% l
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 6 U8 A u1 k- R' x# z9 R) f [
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 1 b( b( ^8 Z/ K/ S" K- |
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MG:
1 |; Q ~1 x* G3 ?3 E' f% XMoney Guzzler : X- V6 C/ `# ]- [% D$ q0 y' j
Mostly Garaged
8 h4 L- O: B0 V1 PMajor Goof
6 n& {" J. S" g$ P o1 q, `MGB: Might Go Backwards $ M7 I4 \- w' J1 @
MGB: Might Go, But . . . - d0 _6 | Y( I( j3 Q
MGB: Motor Going Bad
. b" t1 c# e1 }MGF: Might Go Forward 4 ]% ?, _5 G* N
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate + H+ H! L( w, i) k! w4 A+ F3 l% D
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Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly ! r8 R2 Z" A* N; D' m" q0 Y' l
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ! i# y% |, |# f' V
Most Often Passed At Races 4 d+ N0 ^7 h5 w. ~( `+ d. p* e) ~* i
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
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Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly . }7 O$ k( ]9 L, ?
My Old Pig Ain't Running
& w2 D v6 `9 D' S. }3 Q# f$ KMy Only Problems Are Repairs
/ P$ c. {1 S6 M8 V+ q& VMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement % R8 G2 G5 Z# v! c* x
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: ! u( W" D) ^6 q. M8 D" E
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good / {0 N4 r; @, p% f# [
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 4 z0 W- N2 F1 l1 W0 W
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
( ]) V; M% |8 U' Q3 t$ EMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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+ S( b+ S8 {3 D+ ~- X$ kOLDSMOBILE:
1 R3 P! r6 D' m7 S" k) MOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday ( V. r. @7 T2 h4 F6 @ |5 t# Z/ K
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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* K+ d; J# z5 B& iPINTO:
+ _. U: e Q8 K5 bPut In Nickel To Operate
/ w3 l7 Z% Y' |4 CPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook * X- j, `: p3 N7 c- i4 A* s. K6 j
Put In New Transmission Often U4 q4 P: H- H2 B; b8 p8 @
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
. }5 F1 s- N# u" i+ WPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car - _/ t/ I' |# [0 d1 n: q) l) H# `
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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4 l5 V8 z: h+ h( {/ |8 h2 RPORSCHE: ( {5 c8 o' x$ o Q
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
; `7 f/ j, F# n5 f+ wPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 1 H L0 \0 i) [3 |" \ i7 l
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SAAB:
& Z& b2 Q% P/ w% I5 w9 |Send Another Automobile Back
[9 T7 W. b( `4 Z6 n* aSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
/ c9 Y- V9 U/ J8 G; b( }Sad Attempt At Beauty
W1 B( Z d) fSorry Auto, Always Broken 8 ~. | }8 j& y* |4 R3 z
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards ! n5 K: t3 d! L1 x
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. U( t! B. i( s; ESUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually % A9 C" n! u5 \# r% V' D1 q% X
, T& [+ J M- L5 \+ A# d9 J+ CTOYOTA: . ]" d8 X! i5 N, o+ z& |5 D( g
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 9 y, e; z R! t5 V' M* _. B; w8 v
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
* S5 Q4 c" j2 r; T( `# o, [# VThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: 5 O$ g! h# K- U9 g
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 5 t3 t! d8 a& j" |, C% M t
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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. ]$ E U+ J: W; N! q8 B0 nTR: Tools Required 9 V3 Z0 H, P. B5 O
7 x8 Q! C0 O( J9 k+ q& k. O ^" YVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object - h- f& A0 U" G; ^: x5 @# x2 b% P% [
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VW:
$ n. @1 d$ a3 l# m8 A1 \Vintage Wreck
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