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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: 6 W; p6 y$ L! a- e0 E$ ^+ k, K: z" o
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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AMC:
- s0 _' t7 U4 n) I, `' U5 p" [2 XAll Makes Combined
! u- r, ]6 z/ o' f3 B8 y- \* WA Major Cost ! R5 P0 e5 A, J* V6 \
A Mutated Car
6 w7 `3 }: E9 r, XA Morons Car & Y' w& e+ H$ W% c# q# f
Another Major Catastrophe P: d" n2 R% J/ f6 J# R" A1 O
A Man's Car 5 m1 N1 c# ?# Z/ I7 ~
A Miss Conception ' x6 I" J; \3 J: a1 V
All Muscle Car
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# w# [! |* o9 N# F% dAnnoying Mechanics Constantly : E' G) @% h+ M/ U5 {6 Q- f1 T8 |* ~
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI:
; v' M, W" b( WAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
& t% G4 v2 m8 W! aAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
6 t: Q) g. C) u! u1 B3 sAutomobile Under Demonic Influence 9 U, k% ]# ^; ?4 c
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
( W) [/ _4 d4 u+ }5 T, M1 pAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
1 ^! }1 b# B6 E# @Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
k7 H' q9 \0 G# f' rAll Unnecessary Devices Installed 6 n. F: e7 g# r7 t9 U, y) u/ B" o9 q# M
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BMW: 1 c9 g4 e& X; S6 n$ }" d
Big Money Works $ b# }- G& h, n f6 k. ]$ I
Bought My Wife
, T9 Z" m+ I/ @" QBrutal Money Waster 7 T- g- q% A( m, ]6 S! j
Break My Window
. S) I/ B7 R7 B% G- s3 HBreak My Windshield
* M# `5 Y# O% GBabbling Mechanical Wench 3 u! P# z1 `4 g, `* z
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
5 x) F8 B! m* d8 ?( SBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
; k; M" E7 @7 S1 sBeautiful Mechanical Wonder " q+ h$ B: w1 ]3 g8 e$ t- T
Barely Moving Wreck
9 m, d) ~3 m7 |7 {Big Money Waste
; e8 |% I4 W, w) y5 E2 P' j, w0 }% gBig Money. Why?
: _- z; x1 `( o7 j _3 SBig Money Works x( s4 m* s; w4 x9 }
Born Moderately Wealthy ) M1 J. Q* {9 I7 T
Breaks Most Wrenches 1 V: H" H+ c+ I. |7 s: E `$ ]
Bring Many Wrenches ! A M+ [! _! V B5 z/ P9 K; ]
Brings Me Women
1 k7 p" f H( E' o3 y( W# y- RBrings More Women - O* o0 b' b/ v' Q& _( u0 ^1 t
Broken Money Waster
0 z$ f/ K0 N2 ABroke My Wallet
6 {& J5 b2 J5 g5 g5 A1 `Broken Monstrous Wonder 8 l/ d0 K, }* Z" G
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
$ \2 Z7 M$ m! B2 S# }Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 3 `6 q7 \: u- |& x! F: r
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: 8 d6 X2 H# W3 {, z
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 0 ^- @& ^$ g# r& t: Y
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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) Z7 b2 P/ u- S& ~0 }2 tCamaro: , N) u9 E# o( Z
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? - i" M1 o* y; P+ n+ w! `
Can't America Make A Real One?
: u" G- q6 e% _$ c$ F1 @" S# {& A" MChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often / k3 B; f7 I8 v$ _0 L" P
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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1 s$ U" |: `+ I& S1 T, g$ K7 ZCHEVROLET:
) A3 g; r2 M) _6 u) w% XCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
* T; e' [" w+ ^0 YCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
) Z' a- D* K" s) _* ]Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time . S+ R6 d4 ^0 E; M0 @
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques ; D5 i* u9 T' E: t( d, c; M
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology " M# @! i$ L9 Q- a6 o$ l
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0 }! J& w9 g0 Y! p. g1 E# GDODGE:
4 E* w. Z! s9 m; p. t' D( IDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere + f1 j$ x, D3 j$ G! z9 p" N: R
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
0 W k1 K6 c, @" [, }Dead Old Dog Going East ! G4 ?! K' X$ {
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires ; U, ]+ w2 ^& D; f' m
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy ( P% ~* h0 E: a J- Z
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
/ y3 {# @6 |6 h+ k+ EDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
* u3 o5 o6 `8 q4 F) ~( C5 ?4 PDear Old Dads Garage Experiment ( ~$ i/ _- I7 ]$ _" w D
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 3 I+ K: C4 o4 q! R5 s
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Every Day Something Else Leaks ; }5 m' V2 p- m1 w1 U" u" E% d
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
, z( F; g& j _1 M& t9 T( w: b- `Failure in Italian Automotive Technology ( _. G" L: Y' A* x' @" O
Fix It Again, Tony
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( H# d3 V. g' Y! ]Found In A Toilet
- w& F/ G+ H. PFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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1 x7 O& e! ~- g7 nFORD:
: k* Y) j0 G$ C' ~% |& s+ FFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 9 }& G P% W' {% W9 e
Fix Or Repair Daily ( Q+ Y. Z1 j. a: b5 i' L3 t
Found On Road Dead * H! Q. Z# j5 Q, v! A7 h, u
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
. k) g! z8 [( Y: aFirst On Race Day
: i( B& [& F$ B7 i5 h8 e V: IFirst On Recall Day 1 ?7 F; W H5 B" f% m! D
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
1 ]' k) ^" U- v, PFails On Rainy Days 1 g# N# n* v3 L* P' a0 V) q
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 2 P8 ?2 ?6 X* u6 Y" I. `: b7 Y
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver / U1 R- h) @7 B
Fault Of R&D
- k) W& v3 m q' ]4 I% b- fFinally Obsolete Racing Device
$ Z& O+ L! j# e! i: L4 xFireball On Rear Denting
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2 f y) a+ |; n {! Y- NFirst On Rust and Deterioration 3 t( C5 d) x0 h* d
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma ! Q8 K% ^: V* N% R
Flipping Over Results in Death
- H6 A4 N6 U! g: XFlipped Over Roadside Disaster 9 m) X8 _% j N
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled & [8 i" z) ^5 P) O
Foot On Road Decelerates
5 d% l l/ R7 s+ T) o# x' f [9 yForced On Reluctant Drivers 9 K l# {% H* o% q4 t4 M
Formed Of Rejected DNA " B" E' x6 v6 }* B& ?1 f
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
( ]9 t$ A) h: A8 F- QForward Only; Reverse Defective
* B3 w6 u- e5 {2 i5 I: eForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
2 A( T2 Q/ U9 l' Z i8 K* mFork Over Repair Dough
$ B+ v& J A+ Y( |* {* B; |4 y0 MFouled Out Re-done Dodge , G h& D* i) I8 i H0 J/ A) `
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 6 q4 i+ |+ [( [* V
Free Or Reduced Drastically
$ @0 j1 Q! X# o% u$ _! MFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
9 E# y1 V- P, q _Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 6 e2 u- R$ C3 h# \
Funny Old Rattling Dump ) a) h- n0 p) b, P4 ^- x4 h0 |
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
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Found Out-Right Dangerous % X L7 C/ _8 N3 V
Future Of Racings Delight + L/ S5 A3 u, s$ J4 |; I; t. e
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 8 g' j% G: c0 ?5 U4 W d- S: l
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords ; e6 ]8 f: L1 K7 t- q
LTD: ( i/ I& o$ Q( L* V& F/ m' u. {
Lacks Total Dependability / p& F% w& a. |: M" j8 O( W
Lots To Do ' G0 h% l9 R3 t/ h: Q+ i) Q3 x$ b
Looses Transmissions Daily 1 t6 r1 G, q! s8 R' |" |' J
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked * M1 R; H$ t- r! `
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General Maintenance
- _0 J, d! C T+ P4 R+ JGreat Mistake
" M1 ^) O2 Q# U3 U5 @Garbage Motors 2 s" h: W9 ]8 O! s( Y/ E) q9 \
Generally Miserable ! V% Q+ J* d# h
Grossly Misconceived
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Good Money
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$ {, \. y/ b6 c! p+ wGone Mental
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, q4 t9 A' j0 Y! Z! d5 G" O# G* wGMC: 4 \1 M& ^8 O. B C5 c7 M! T* f
Grief & Misery Combined
, w' t6 ]% w4 v6 C6 `Garage Man's Companion a3 A2 A$ \+ B" _
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
. z6 ?# g# p. e" X6 ]( l4 q( [Generally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy
% q! `; R8 A3 E+ E9 j) m: QGods Mechanical Curse
. X/ M. ~( @! Y _- sGot More Crap P( I7 R( `6 O5 K! ]
Great Mountain Climber
# s$ X" B1 l+ H. L2 D _Great Motor Car ; M1 M, Z1 ]& h9 B. D4 a* D3 P- N
God Made Chevy
4 ?4 }# V/ h" h3 v. S/ y6 dGood Moron Car
0 `3 j7 ~$ [% J; o* N. K1 k) ~7 |5 @Got Mine Cheap : o- M c6 s |: m! f9 A
Get My Checkbook
8 B$ N* q& V$ f% x9 S7 L; ~Gone Mad Corp. . Y r# g0 Z( _
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Gas, Tires, Oil
5 R* d& y9 ]/ q }' PGet Tools Out
4 V. {+ m$ G: p5 ?% r5 g: kGet To Onramp
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Get The Others
8 ?' d/ r4 G# G" ~# N) ^" W2 rGenerally Trashed Out
! ^( Z# j. \4 `( DGood Time Out
: V5 U( n; I' H2 ]- ^9 M- d& _Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: 6 T, F* a7 f/ C& J; ~
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
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Hang On, Not Done Accelerating ( l- h/ F t! V0 `, z2 w- L
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
( `7 l) J9 _1 @Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
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How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
4 o9 _, V9 i3 k! O) MPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ! U( D& |( L) K6 P$ |( R6 j! a
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; w( N, x) b1 H: f. D( T% JHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... & [" W; K; b7 l3 e
3 `( u9 P+ E$ ]! l* c* RJEEP: 7 P" l+ Q+ T- a* s4 Q
Just Eats Every Part / d3 b5 C2 g2 a
Just Empty Every Pocket 8 D- f; z8 i: K6 I1 P
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly , ?- j* C$ c% L) j/ R
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 4 f+ u3 P- T; U: `- q6 r
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
h% H1 w! N4 p& e% p, OKick It Again 4 k( n& E1 h) P- A, P0 a
Killed In Action & G! Y; C6 w: E9 c* Q% c
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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$ M$ B# b' y ?1 o8 RMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along M1 z5 u$ _2 x. q& |& r5 {
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Money Guzzler 0 l9 }# { U1 p! I2 R6 E' b9 V
Mostly Garaged 6 K4 o, M3 m H) R: P- e3 S0 O
Major Goof 8 u2 u. E: J$ p
MGB: Might Go Backwards % \! P! C' h. C2 X9 l
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
# [: z1 [! {8 a3 |) FMGB: Motor Going Bad . `1 `9 Z) I1 I) G
MGF: Might Go Forward . b; y! J" \( B! [- m
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" ]5 H/ f1 q" M! |7 @0 J: N( yMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 9 n6 ], W( N" i7 }7 n$ c
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MOPAR ' D' B. h" ^, \ o5 x6 {% n
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
. S2 Q. _3 O+ jMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ( f O& S N; S) S
Most Often Passed At Races ' c8 {' Y# c$ x" l4 V! m
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
I( Z# S+ y! {2 E8 [/ r5 O wMove Over People Are Racing 6 }+ Y* @; n5 \% B; k- g
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
0 _3 k3 {" Z8 k0 O* l6 V8 G/ |% u/ q* nMy Old Pig Ain't Running ! w7 S2 K9 R' \% g4 ?# t
My Only Problems Are Repairs
" a' M5 i% L" I; H) CMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ; t$ L, u1 q' ^* S- E" Q. o, I& _
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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9 e/ n' d$ o# B2 ]! s% yMUSTANG:
{: b) m/ h8 U8 Z2 N9 a9 OMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good % h- S7 }6 {2 Q4 W) N5 j7 ^# b
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go * m# r* c; Q% C, t& a1 m/ Y& a
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
0 [- ?; ^& U0 ?2 g' D( z- VMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
7 @8 [( r: O9 V/ qOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 8 s( r1 c- `/ ~6 Y5 w1 c) w
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 0 G0 H& a$ e+ J/ z0 B' C# U
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PINTO:
" u9 A3 ^* Z y7 u( Q4 CPut In Nickel To Operate
+ ^4 I, K' W$ mPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook % m- j9 o! q+ M
Put In New Transmission Often
6 x& d) E6 s* Y/ A$ e5 x8 s1 fPushed In Neutral Too Often + b7 ?" N* e: @4 K
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1 C2 w3 N( e' z! {# K+ k- {PONTIAC: , E" k- @+ C V) f, W. b! K) w
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ' n" z$ E7 v9 Y) {7 E
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 8 [$ i+ i r+ m4 N8 L
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1 c0 o4 S6 |4 w @, w% sPORSCHE: % `& P$ O9 t, Z5 {. J
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything # o; z: w' o l, f7 k2 t, _/ C
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough + b. ?7 T2 E5 F
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SAAB: + \3 g7 ?( V& w3 Y+ R
Send Another Automobile Back
* G. s( z/ P( j$ W1 C# BSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown # Z! \3 r" ?* [' J
Sad Attempt At Beauty
% R* m: n- @& }+ r/ V) C! TSorry Auto, Always Broken
: h' Q9 @* w) I% w* {5 S/ N B3 fShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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L* J @) c7 M m4 H. z! uSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually : h: W! O7 ?; F8 _: B& Z6 R4 [4 j
, e! `) G% O: F; z2 n# M6 _TOYOTA:
8 L# s5 v u, vToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
, ?' [2 [$ x+ W- \3 C* PTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass " h0 P% U, ~6 [
The One You Ought To Avoid - O$ a4 l8 z0 y) L
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TRIUMPH:
& W5 `1 s" ^! r- ]2 y( ^This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
: p* Q* z# p2 \/ F6 b+ J9 ?" RTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 4 `( } j$ a8 e3 \4 y' A( ^
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck 1 W' Y( i- m& h( n1 M
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