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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
/ m1 s. f9 A; [" L( Y: k' f/ NAsia's Curse Upon Rural America & b/ q/ I% A) y
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AMC:
) J/ x) y/ D; O7 M4 H( \All Makes Combined
/ S O/ V! J. ~9 [) d9 s4 eA Major Cost $ s3 ?& c' [! g7 m7 S+ K
A Mutated Car
2 s: w9 u7 ?) Y# L1 {A Morons Car " g+ B+ o) L7 E: w: c; E, p% ~
Another Major Catastrophe $ h: u9 v6 `( i2 l+ j6 c
A Man's Car 6 V3 |! w! a9 w4 N) K& k
A Miss Conception
5 j: t* ~7 w# I: IAll Muscle Car 8 a$ m1 i! W$ u) Q" n6 c
All Most Car # R% ]) |, ]. d8 B# Q' l+ G+ e
Annoying Mechanics Constantly T6 T- J3 g5 |9 M
Automotive Mental Cruelty 4 {! p: y; y' z" P& ~
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AUDI: * n _% k5 n& z3 H+ ]
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
) ^9 l5 W- A0 hAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
& h, g2 Z& K$ e+ c: Q; G( _" f; VAutomobile Under Demonic Influence : O5 E, E, @; G; t( N f
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention , F) h2 e$ f! v2 L) _
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence " |3 f3 D& @. I3 F# q9 H4 t
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 7 n' J9 e$ M1 `$ A9 u& i
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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2 ?# w9 X! D7 Y+ E3 E1 M3 c, z/ Y8 iBMW:
: @- h6 \' R- Y. w8 S2 Z8 P5 hBig Money Works / z. i7 O% u' \, u% k
Bought My Wife 8 e! I- M9 o5 r8 M2 F
Brutal Money Waster 2 S4 ?5 H0 m. Z+ o3 B) }, O$ N8 J
Break My Window - L& g& K9 O1 n, L0 T. X
Break My Windshield 8 [* D! U4 T1 Z% X( u, q) {, `
Babbling Mechanical Wench
7 E( ^2 p9 \! v' j y! m7 I4 P8 N3 oBeastly Monstrous Wonder # c5 p$ e( c% {4 m4 E
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 6 \8 j+ r( X+ y5 [% {3 \. G
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 4 u1 ]" o# |9 S& S+ T6 N4 p" L: z* t
Barely Moving Wreck
1 c5 e; j4 s% E7 ]9 ~Big Money Waste * N" I& d% E8 v/ a" w
Big Money. Why?
; o) f0 M* @2 nBig Money Works 0 Q! r+ [$ c+ c( O3 a3 [
Born Moderately Wealthy
5 r0 o3 u) H$ p# s& F2 }) PBreaks Most Wrenches ~/ C! j9 r! q5 i
Bring Many Wrenches
3 ~+ N* }; R5 p$ G" S4 v- ABrings Me Women
. I; r3 }% c$ l3 ^3 U( MBrings More Women ( g% i% [; Y( ~
Broken Money Waster
3 H* E2 Q6 p! X$ U- {Broke My Wallet * |7 i3 P, I$ A' P5 r
Broken Monstrous Wonder
0 N3 A6 C- H, V' U; FBumbling Mechanical Wretch 6 x2 t3 l+ o6 {. {, v' T5 f, u
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
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# g$ m% R2 X2 }$ P2 K/ ]" h) ]BUICK: ( E# `2 ~8 Q3 m8 x+ G. }! z
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
! M9 b+ T, ?" X# X3 FBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
# X9 v# N/ l0 \+ U, NCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
2 y0 ]; O' J8 z3 @4 Z& LCan't America Make A Real One?
& Q9 {% x7 \9 t) o0 h6 _3 A1 v& R* QChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 8 G6 \( p1 S5 i0 ]* C1 B
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
1 n2 {- j% |' S' N! j8 F, @8 |Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 8 R& y+ ?" c w) \% Y, `
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
( U6 K; |& X4 Q) ?* ACracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
# Y) v9 [% Q+ K! \4 ?) A; kConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques , P9 M9 W9 ?2 |* }" {
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology " I1 M8 w8 |: I$ a& B: H
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Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
7 ~1 e2 k3 a4 g. `Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
, p: P9 H! k) @/ r6 U6 Z4 v6 _7 gDead Old Dog Going East
s* Z0 n- t" G) }/ n# A5 n+ e& iDead On Day Guarantee Expires
5 Q3 w5 b" P7 L6 Y: W- @4 i* j& MDead On Delivery, Go Easy
$ ^& {0 P' W9 p6 H" T: Y6 g8 z; WDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
, `. J* W3 W- M9 wDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
3 W+ i3 c0 S" o' q. n2 ?1 KDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
4 w. Z; g2 p% g8 qDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: ) q1 W s$ m: R
Every Day Something Else Leaks
* p. t u3 a! L, g5 I( nEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs 2 Q+ _9 T' }5 G( f( e; D; ]5 ^
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
) S5 ]: d: P! r6 U$ h$ [9 q* FFix It Again, Tony
9 r* W9 M7 B+ f; n6 |7 Z8 w% ~Fix It All the Time
- d, V& S& J O3 g2 c0 SFound In A Toilet 7 @" ~. [+ F% k9 k
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
8 i# ~$ C! o! @5 W" f+ pFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 7 C9 _6 h b& B7 ?' U% ~( L
Fix Or Repair Daily : o: g1 t' p. I- C% b+ m
Found On Road Dead
) G4 m$ \% \' I, l: P8 m# g FFast Only Rolling Downhill 3 D; }' [! F3 U4 |3 {- U2 F
First On Race Day
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u( V( J& C) f( ~+ \: Y \Fabricated Of Refried Dung
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Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream R$ k. b% R! d; o# \& N3 X# s& \
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver . B( w" M- r/ _
Fault Of R&D
; M: v( @' z4 \( e' TFinally Obsolete Racing Device
( _7 Q: f3 t( |$ S4 ?Fireball On Rear Denting 1 ?* [, E) r; o( v& W0 A
First On Road to Dump
# Y! C$ h/ P% G2 b- p+ yFirst On Rust and Deterioration
% y+ s, V) Q. x' [9 ?Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 5 f1 M% ~0 r; [- g3 V
Flipping Over Results in Death . R' w' J& u/ M# q
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
# R. B2 h8 Y$ c! YFollow Our Rusty Dogsled 5 I" R0 G8 g' O" M7 R# L
Foot On Road Decelerates
" a. m/ c/ d/ { O5 Z+ ^7 CForced On Reluctant Drivers # x H9 ?) Y! Q1 N) F
Formed Of Rejected DNA # f0 J. ~! r. x3 B
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
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Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
' J& h% p3 T0 d3 f7 [ j xFork Over Repair Dough
! O& W2 n1 `* P- FFouled Out Re-done Dodge / X' ^7 L/ J" `: ~
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
' B; A+ q, f, a7 PFree Or Reduced Drastically * u: O8 x; l) j
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 7 |' M2 H) s' f" U. T* H/ a$ r
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 2 h0 v/ W, N6 J: H. j4 x
Funny Old Rattling Dump 2 }% _2 `# t' r9 k- ~
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) % y5 L" M! ?1 E
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
/ P- C; N5 U0 Z M/ NFound Out-Right Dangerous
7 g" E9 U3 u$ X" JFuture Of Racings Delight
, [* H$ i. v. \8 ~% P Z(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
, p* @7 a3 k' U3 r# ^/ Q1 k$ R(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords . D+ T4 e5 `: x0 o0 L1 |
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Lacks Total Dependability
/ s6 n/ J# E3 v/ ~9 wLots To Do
5 H' r! S! ?5 P% C* j$ PLooses Transmissions Daily - z6 g' u& U: T# A0 [
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 5 d @" j* y/ P2 `+ {8 s5 c3 J
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GM: " i! M+ N4 g! H7 q/ L X4 a# a1 [
General Maintenance
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; O0 e( V ]8 |, r( zGarbage Motors ! x8 R2 F, X1 R& v/ g
Generally Miserable ' s6 c z- A! m& p0 q" j
Grossly Misconceived
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! h2 D3 \# u. }! y- g; u. }Good Money 2 s5 F5 C) n1 V7 m
Goofy's Manufacturing 7 j3 A* Z" G( L4 p1 n; r+ Q) Q
Gone Mental
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# P! A+ b( [9 F! \ s' oGrief & Misery Combined " E! z; G7 a6 c0 o2 e- [7 U7 t
Garage Man's Companion 6 T! D, z. G8 B3 }+ ?
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
2 _; B1 L1 t5 b) u3 zGenerally Mediocre Cars
) K. q! W7 H$ D2 JGet More Chicks
: r# O4 f# E/ j' [$ NGets Mechanics Crazy 6 B) i; j) c" f1 A$ R+ j4 f- C
Gods Mechanical Curse X/ v: C7 k/ L' @ x; n% d% M% g
Got More Crap
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Great Motor Car . }' d) [) p' y. h6 E9 @. K2 n
God Made Chevy ) v4 \2 ~* L q! K( i
Good Moron Car
9 o& j& X' |% c2 c) g5 ]" rGot Mine Cheap 7 x8 K0 N. Z: Q4 G9 G/ d+ @# y
Get My Checkbook
( O5 G" G5 v/ v. i4 I5 _4 r. Y gGone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
5 u2 ]' i( C/ [, h3 rGas, Tires, Oil
5 s) G+ Z- ]( i* Y( ~2 q8 IGet Tools Out
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Get The Others
/ n, f2 c) F* }$ l7 R6 KGenerally Trashed Out
3 J& [- `9 E7 X+ _4 g. i8 B( |Good Time Out ( k/ h5 b& d6 @$ I n% m$ M" A3 A' |
Gone To Overdrive " r- e/ [( X9 A4 Q0 J
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything % U% t2 f8 T5 Q# a
Had One Never Did Again
$ Q' {1 K( R7 |; k" ~1 }Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 8 {; _* {( a( P I( g
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles ' q' E. [8 |$ X F* L
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
% @- R# @* a* HHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration : k3 L8 \& c0 P) E/ e+ H
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? # V9 ^5 I4 v9 @, h7 N( w
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 6 e( V& c& ?2 p; D `* d: T: d M
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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! n. \8 B1 t$ PJust Eats Every Part 1 x1 R" b9 i( b7 i' Y
Just Empty Every Pocket 4 ~2 t3 F; ^, P' r* ]$ Q9 y, T5 S
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
% U" b( l; m2 ^; f# zJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
0 N) j9 I z. }* I4 F6 s% IJinxed Engine has Extra Parts , o3 X; d+ e+ e. S, s
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: l( J2 F5 Z; _) B# C9 OKIA: ) ^7 u1 G" g& n @3 T0 G9 _
Kick It Around
' w M+ ]7 E5 Z8 ^; QKick It Again ' s' A; m( h% g% A& Z- T
Killed In Action
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. J A! N; V* V8 ?LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious * l% b" R; M" x, q
: `5 Z; |0 G; t- |) h: |MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 8 n1 O O% V- Z) m# t8 O: y q T
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Money Guzzler
Q' i( f/ e& V+ aMostly Garaged : `9 i, X9 o. l( d/ a, }
Major Goof
& Z9 D2 s1 T0 s' d* O- UMGB: Might Go Backwards
8 Q2 k" Y6 D) [+ q5 cMGB: Might Go, But . . .
% B( ]5 a" u( m/ @/ Y4 SMGB: Motor Going Bad - h$ S0 N9 X0 r; B5 z* }- a
MGF: Might Go Forward ' N+ P* u' e V- E' i
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 7 A1 {2 M0 X8 n- @. q
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MOPAR ' F$ I' k" ]# c/ j
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
3 ?$ y; D& f# d: m1 V& D1 L. [Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
8 V& V9 t+ Y% iMost Often Passed At Races ( S$ t9 n% X8 F4 [
Mostly Old Parts And Rust * N$ ]* u! Q$ H4 U. h
Move Over People Are Racing
# B, \3 X6 V4 Q) `# ?Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 0 O1 P5 S) @* q/ C2 O8 p, l) X0 G
My Old Pig Ain't Running 8 j" `# ]* U2 v
My Only Problems Are Repairs ) J' D; ^/ H# i2 q3 }1 p
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
, J: n0 {& T, N$ |More Often Parts Are Replaced ( c" T0 F% K/ q( b4 I
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# S) u& R6 {9 }) C3 w/ M) zMUSTANG:
# S# l! Y" M. O* Q. o6 X9 `Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 8 B2 _' P$ R4 a7 L) J: ?% d) R
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
) i% e1 ~1 T: Z3 i! E6 ~, ZMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
: N+ ^, [9 ~+ G+ Q8 ZMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
. _% ~0 K! H1 t |/ @* Q2 `9 B& q5 JOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
6 A, ?7 U2 n) L+ ?" n( w# xOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 2 J* Y1 k5 h+ b7 g3 Q5 u
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PINTO: : J" @8 P W1 d- a) O+ m0 Y$ R N
Put In Nickel To Operate
# {* |' m1 L# U: e% A) RPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
: b4 Y [* P$ G6 e) ?+ q4 tPut In New Transmission Often
: P& R" B) c# h$ p& m0 n2 qPushed In Neutral Too Often ; P$ y1 z$ Y- R( {/ {7 B/ z2 ~+ a
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3 n$ o+ O' H6 p- e, tPONTIAC: 4 T. @: }# d' \% j/ H# @0 G6 Y
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
7 t, p# P* }4 U& _Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac : S! J7 x) H2 d; o, u
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PORSCHE:
' l( n; h/ }* D" Q! r# wProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
3 U3 h+ n2 E$ F+ i8 {& j8 zPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough . V7 z8 u- c* l, B# h
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Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
9 I C2 j3 f: ` RSad Attempt At Beauty : b0 n4 x+ |3 F- f
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
4 t Y( g2 G5 A8 V0 VShape Appears Ass-Backwards % A1 P1 P/ C Q* z' r8 A3 O
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ) g( J/ b* f- B5 f
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TOYOTA: - ^2 S3 M, V" Q- ~& U( K! S7 R
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto + L: y/ c8 C: R, d2 T& @: F
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 0 _# d' g8 F- J1 t
The One You Ought To Avoid
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+ i9 \9 C' n# G# aTRIUMPH: ( a/ t6 C2 E5 n; ~- S2 p
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! ; Q# H% Z& u; @. v# G
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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6 u$ ~8 V. _5 a+ w5 N, X4 jVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ) G% Q' g1 {! n( X/ @; A
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Vintage Wreck 1 @4 ]- m+ G+ n) b, n
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