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$ M7 ?8 f5 B2 ^4 B& l: @ACURA: 1 S, M' N* h+ T( [7 v/ ~' g2 p
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile & O( ~* [5 h5 G
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: ! d- h1 D u2 {) W
All Makes Combined - Y9 ~4 m& Z; o5 G4 @+ I
A Major Cost , V' {2 u1 j4 }" i+ E Q+ ^
A Mutated Car 8 K1 q7 K# {4 f* i* P5 W4 z5 H7 `
A Morons Car % O6 F( X' t1 _% e! G+ L+ d/ S
Another Major Catastrophe
/ l5 e7 Z- ], q) v( _% i7 v. |7 X5 jA Man's Car + y9 l, q" f, H P/ k
A Miss Conception ( k% B8 G8 X: R5 t) Q7 U7 }
All Muscle Car
) f3 r" z/ A" LAll Most Car
. T) n( O i+ R: x3 a; UAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 7 s% L+ t, [: o% S
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: % U6 d6 m. I/ k: Z2 ^& P% x% j
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
% X! a; i o' W0 `- vAccelerates Under Demonic Influence ) ~4 a7 [1 D! d( ]: b
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
6 @) ^3 K) e: `7 B* _Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
( g! ?+ w' h9 A2 w% {Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ' O- v5 K( q# S- O" K7 K
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
( j5 J0 q# q( }# r% {) oAll Unnecessary Devices Installed + y- b- ^# Z- I
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Big Money Works
- a6 V: |* p& d9 `& e- uBought My Wife 9 c/ F/ ^% Y& m0 F; s2 I0 E
Brutal Money Waster 1 Z- [+ M% N; d' h. F* Q
Break My Window $ t( P {1 u9 x# k+ R: y; u+ b
Break My Windshield 6 M( g, l: q: j N% u
Babbling Mechanical Wench * F8 [# |2 u* I- F9 Y5 V8 h
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
p- N7 {) i" n3 kBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
; ^$ E; @: R8 l7 }3 mBeautiful Mechanical Wonder a( ?0 N2 t! w* O
Barely Moving Wreck
( Q5 E- J, E5 k* e( dBig Money Waste $ J3 W; w1 q- t- E; o0 U2 b+ n- R
Big Money. Why?
, E8 B/ B0 Y0 P% ?0 [0 [% bBig Money Works 7 P! H9 u& G7 I. X3 E" [
Born Moderately Wealthy
) g- R% s( i$ h B; N1 s; y; }Breaks Most Wrenches
0 x* p) M+ `& ?6 n$ PBring Many Wrenches
6 `- O2 y+ `3 A& ^9 Y3 W ^" lBrings Me Women
( O& a5 ], I' b3 g% ^+ EBrings More Women
( w1 C- {% E( Q/ c- k( ?Broken Money Waster 1 F; M+ [- X% w) R4 p# {4 S8 [
Broke My Wallet ; i" [# p5 h, U1 l- L3 o
Broken Monstrous Wonder
; c5 o6 m5 t; R& e" FBumbling Mechanical Wretch 4 q6 j( L# E. p1 ~7 ^+ P* [: o
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
9 R. C2 V" I6 M8 w$ Z0 v: HBavarian Manure Wagon # K* a8 n# y9 ` y- D
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; h8 ~7 V8 r% q: K) v& lBUICK:
: ~% l5 s m( x1 S4 ]Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
1 P5 M" \1 z" ~! |5 E+ e8 L3 `Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
- q& I8 p6 _+ a0 \+ o1 p- M% D7 F. ^Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 8 P; O2 l+ e4 J$ z* W: k
Can't America Make A Real One? - [; U# d4 t$ j5 }
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ( e2 t0 R4 B3 k# ]% l; d1 _
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often : e* r1 U4 o0 X% J9 d( j: ?" O
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+ i' n3 S6 U1 v' Y- RCHEVROLET: ' p" e, l# ~2 S' O0 @
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
T* `! y2 @$ I* X5 H+ `Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time $ _! R& t8 s& v, ~: V* ~1 N
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
6 ]' Q( E6 V% H, `7 @; CConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques ; L: F& D. W1 P
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: ( G1 j, \# v: C! D
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere + s& _2 E0 b" `
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
' E6 V7 O. F- {- ODead Old Dog Going East 8 K: [, f' W# m
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
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* t. g' z% T6 U. UDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired + n( h2 N3 L% c0 z9 g
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
7 d# e$ S; B9 T( U# c( M- y3 F9 rDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
: D) q: a0 K% l* R& _Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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( M& O8 d$ ]: L: B2 }$ B& EEDSEL:
0 `0 O! `& J+ o7 c: YEvery Day Something Else Leaks
8 ~: e' k0 D; GEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs . U% N/ }/ ^ e' q9 c0 d
, m' E4 n3 a0 ?. H: o. KFIAT: 5 r9 ~% h( G- B2 \9 G5 @
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
9 i2 G x) \. _9 a$ E" I0 ^Fix It Again, Tony 0 Z- C" q% k% H& ]6 i
Fix It All the Time , m4 h h1 x0 M) u
Found In A Toilet 0 ^5 s# L- n( Q9 a# ^: ~$ Y( X
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation * n- R8 c' Z$ D. y& U* O# a
; d9 x/ Q4 u$ r3 w$ EFORD: * K0 Z% `7 z! _* X" b, N6 P
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
4 ?! j" P) E% A* W8 \Fix Or Repair Daily 2 p3 a! ~+ Q: A* V h
Found On Road Dead ! G h1 Q5 F7 p% s
Fast Only Rolling Downhill ' N/ R: t( S- R" H" S2 t# |4 b
First On Race Day
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X: b- ~- }! @% @, ], JFabricated Of Refried Dung - w3 b/ _$ R5 _, J# |
Fails On Rainy Days ; ~3 ^* L3 L* p0 e
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream . E6 |! w- @7 N
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver # R$ p, d+ ]1 F" @7 y
Fault Of R&D 0 J* Q6 e' ?8 A3 w/ T& V
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
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First On Road to Dump
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Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
- G7 c) J, y4 c. ~Flipping Over Results in Death
) z; Z7 s2 h) r7 vFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
8 y) [7 s, D' N3 L+ cFollow Our Rusty Dogsled , ]) Z# h5 B$ d6 l' C/ o
Foot On Road Decelerates # E1 Y9 n" U9 O" o; E
Forced On Reluctant Drivers - t: j- G C. a) K
Formed Of Rejected DNA
% W# Z# c" i1 O4 w4 y' T c6 l PForwarded Once; Return Denied
5 A4 F% y v2 }4 D$ ]% _Forward Only; Reverse Defective
( V* |: h8 y5 x5 N2 mForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 3 V3 T& J, N; d5 O4 F! d) L* x
Fork Over Repair Dough
1 _9 {3 f* i2 `+ K; n1 a* AFouled Out Re-done Dodge * D9 |$ T# U! q
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration & k X$ C: {, i( ?; Q% {# S* y
Free Or Reduced Drastically
4 G, {' v8 e9 N0 fFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
3 L+ r3 L7 i0 UFumes and Odors Readily Detectable 4 \+ U8 E% r" H8 b" g& ?% `
Funny Old Rattling Dump
: {% ]. ?! j& k% t0 Z! Q6 aForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
- p! ^4 D0 \- I7 I5 f8 }Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA . O K2 g4 Q: ]8 z. L
Found Out-Right Dangerous
1 f/ T8 ^1 C" E+ zFuture Of Racings Delight 4 S- _# ^' o# q5 a# P
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ' s& A6 W8 M, c6 ~3 j) J4 U
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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1 d; m. Q: E+ ?, V) SLacks Total Dependability
( Y) v: G9 S! B, w! }0 I, i8 uLots To Do ' Q' ]$ e7 x1 ?- J
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 5 M6 q1 J: p8 j, M& T F
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8 w& r8 R d7 s, dGeneral Maintenance 4 H$ ?& l( G# \! p6 [. ~
Great Mistake 9 e+ y8 |. f+ ~( f2 b
Garbage Motors ! ~# A/ u" q9 v: m% n
Generally Miserable
% I" v" K, T# h9 t9 IGrossly Misconceived , T% y) m: G0 r2 K' z
Gluteus Maximus
9 Z O1 D3 }4 ~; o; n; y( UGood Money
/ _) s, z0 a5 C& e/ Y h+ y: yGoofy's Manufacturing
1 Q( H8 A" ~7 y) U+ q LGone Mental ! A; l# D- ~, |+ K# C
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5 y: {0 [ H; F, f) M" H) zGMC:
) ~! z& V4 t3 T: ^Grief & Misery Combined
1 R; T8 m* {9 y! VGarage Man's Companion * l- F, e% r9 P2 Z" w* n, ~9 n' n7 o
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
* Z i9 z1 Q9 N* x, X% \) ZGenerally Mediocre Cars
5 f- j" X& i7 n. y# o( `( CGet More Chicks ( X* o$ z$ B# t# }
Gets Mechanics Crazy
5 v1 p# _" H$ i0 L: e! y- GGods Mechanical Curse 3 ~6 _7 d3 Z0 _2 d% Z, i$ A
Got More Crap , m% c3 N& m( U5 U5 t
Great Mountain Climber # H! n* w8 n3 `, y3 N+ l
Great Motor Car
$ U, c) \1 C, L( q* nGod Made Chevy % f" D0 t+ _9 \- x0 E
Good Moron Car
& V& d& }0 p7 C! X4 X9 vGot Mine Cheap ; [. t, G j2 D
Get My Checkbook 0 i& A3 @% O7 u* o' h
Gone Mad Corp. ; ?' n5 d! a0 S& i* O8 `- |# }
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GTO:
]) @$ [+ W' Y8 u; e% g% g' pGas, Tires, Oil
U" ^. [6 G ]; T/ i h/ n7 W/ wGet Tools Out " ], B6 D, C5 e: b }
Get To Onramp
- h# q4 z: s9 G% DGood To Own
, g% _6 y/ }( L4 a5 W1 eGet The Others ( S% T) t# P* l5 v
Generally Trashed Out ( B- e5 X- o+ \7 t4 c7 r
Good Time Out
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HONDA: $ C. X3 `/ o- a4 S3 K: d
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything ) _2 w9 t: H6 s
Had One Never Did Again
6 G' x/ U6 R' x1 A, x2 O: Z0 gHang On, Not Done Accelerating ( [( x0 _; r$ n6 ~ c+ X, z
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
8 V5 h/ o8 q6 M/ ?, }$ S% SHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles * }+ e2 `$ j- s3 a
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 7 m! Q' p) t! I0 f* Z
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
Z# ^) }! E* M, `( x" ?PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 6 @9 y% I& t2 q5 }0 K" u
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 9 V0 W5 N3 _% L( c3 Z. ?" T8 j
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JEEP: 4 J z: k6 s4 z6 _: k. p6 t
Just Eats Every Part
, b( I# N5 B/ w2 z+ s0 LJust Empty Every Pocket # q# Z9 V5 W0 R5 R- L$ D! ~3 [
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly ( O9 x) T9 x: T4 U6 s( \
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes $ P; t3 X9 g9 r- h% d
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: : D- e }% G' Q% o! [
Kick It Around
3 N# D& l ]- M& |, IKick It Again ) h0 j% o7 |3 Q! Z! Q
Killed In Action
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$ t, n& ?" I! Y5 nLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious , g4 a# W$ M' J; l
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
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Major Goof " B0 y8 k9 O; Z/ J6 i( E
MGB: Might Go Backwards
) I# b0 u" V' W% HMGB: Might Go, But . . . ! p0 \1 f6 {3 e: H
MGB: Motor Going Bad # \# S# \5 a( z5 o* |
MGF: Might Go Forward & X4 _$ ~6 A; }+ ?) Y: b3 Q
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+ N$ E! \ `8 Y& t3 A% tMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 4 I; o# b! @+ }' Q3 }9 ?6 L; J
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6 H, B1 F: F, f3 J5 y) UMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
8 k3 c0 t9 k8 N, lMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously * Q$ u- R% S, m, {8 V) Z
Most Often Passed At Races " l" ?5 ]5 x9 I: c) ^
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 5 G' O, r/ r" C
Move Over People Are Racing
7 M5 {3 o. K; A/ V3 EMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
3 J9 Q# @+ ^1 o5 b8 aMy Old Pig Ain't Running : `3 I: x5 Z% g& C- J7 s& ^
My Only Problems Are Repairs 5 {/ w! Z- O/ b( [& U R+ w! `$ B
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
F% v2 Y, b- {$ YMore Often Parts Are Replaced ( R$ x2 ^) D! M' m8 t* U5 D
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MUSTANG: : V9 ?5 o) P- Q, d, t
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 5 r( C% y/ g+ W0 u& X# `+ u
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 7 Y. s- M( B, y2 t8 ?
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go / @% Q& ^3 k; Z! C* Z
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: " p2 h4 F) W5 Q" d
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday # x" `! R7 @$ a
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment * E! O+ ], l w' C6 p: x+ a: A
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PINTO:
8 S. X( P9 G6 i; t# f. HPut In Nickel To Operate
9 `' _' _0 C5 M2 K; ? E- FPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ( h. {+ Z" K2 l, ?. l3 q
Put In New Transmission Often
2 J* s8 {1 m A J0 o# OPushed In Neutral Too Often 9 E, Z2 f! |4 r6 ^7 q9 @: g4 E
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PONTIAC: 1 ^$ }/ E4 k) t v8 M" O
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ; r m9 V. j' C2 x
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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9 F6 s9 T% {; w4 \" tPORSCHE:
f. H2 V7 ]; sProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
. ~% P6 c; Y( q& R8 L' U5 R0 kPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: , x7 E( z( F' [& s. P Y
Send Another Automobile Back + ]0 S2 o0 f- h7 `) R6 q/ ^
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
) i0 X M- O) {Sad Attempt At Beauty
8 j# Q: O7 J( ^- ~/ C* `Sorry Auto, Always Broken 0 X; q6 Y6 w" B/ A4 b+ \# D& X5 `
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards N- c/ `8 ?0 p/ {
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ) x+ ~5 r# y! c* p$ ?
2 i- c/ b) j% W' N& z8 y1 B, c/ g3 qTOYOTA: ( w5 c# S' P" K% @/ P
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
# H$ K/ [2 v' _ sTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass . ]. X( L. Y5 N F: V# J y
The One You Ought To Avoid : s) l* u8 B9 ]* ^% J# t0 q
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; M- T. a8 {- U; S4 I$ hTRIUMPH:
7 b8 i/ K2 B! o% `1 _0 Y; l/ _3 gThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
! q+ |* O' K8 z( u5 J7 gTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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6 Q2 ~# X6 M7 `# BVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 4 K$ A2 H# F3 _7 J0 l
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VW:
) F* G7 m7 m) w' `5 J2 j% T) b' fVintage Wreck
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