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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.( L z6 D( E# O/ B" ^: R
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?" _* w: p5 S" _6 f: W0 W( W
9 N0 V9 |4 f+ R2 h4 bWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!", {' t' \: d0 {( g
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"8 _$ c1 y- z7 z' R- i# W
( y, A6 w* B6 @- D.... and that's when the fight started. |
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