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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?3 d' P2 G; p( H# {
$ I, m5 h8 \3 }' Z; J& FWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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: m0 L5 ~. v3 ^8 e9 h.... and that's when the fight started. |
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