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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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! d$ r' h0 C9 {3 A5 e! WYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?! k) w3 s! F" g; S% I7 ^/ A4 F
{1 m8 M- m3 G, MWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"8 w9 @0 y# g0 ?$ l& ^1 W
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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