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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!0 Z4 `2 p/ [. r: @% K$ X {0 n' e
5 H7 ?7 s7 Q, C! PBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
/ f0 B, w! q1 s8 xcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful4 R8 P& c5 D6 C/ c" \& l
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.$ D8 F" Z. l1 N: j; N4 _
7 b% f) Q/ O* V! V ^$ d% d4 n8 }. o9 VMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and( L _5 x1 G# U5 X+ n' J
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
8 X2 Q3 }$ b$ I; {/ SHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
+ X; W& Z/ s+ p. x7 @. ]) b* lthe eye.
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( w/ S$ Y+ ]: j. `) t8 R3 T0 YReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
+ S# m; E) V7 k- o( d# cthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."/ _; P, C, i, O0 G0 x
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
8 t) C: S, b- {: [9 v! o2 x, Wyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
j- F) X# W4 F: m! c* u( M+ [gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be1 X( x2 {3 Q4 W( D7 \# v/ K- n
sure."! [- M% E: G, n! J! @
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....0 E) v* | Z$ x; r8 s5 L
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and. |: {$ W* [. M1 ?5 Q/ b0 c* u
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
% K- e2 g' U1 P) q) bthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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}; c* ^6 ], g1 nSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that% } ^- u7 M6 `- I
read:( ]: N9 K/ |* G) p* z, A) S: e1 [; e
) k" T1 q y; Z* p9 g! T% W5 |. }"Dear Son........., _3 t) C* V C0 q4 c
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not4 U' x; e) v. t5 B2 a) v0 ]
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains( V4 f7 z* x3 {/ j! c
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
. N/ k- f( r( A" S( T. Hgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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