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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.: _9 t( q3 z: T) I" L# e: ~* c8 @
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and* t" O& j+ Q# ^6 E* [4 h8 [; [
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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6 N5 ~( X- c$ J1 R1 c" l$ XOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.( b8 k' R& [( b
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met% J3 U4 @+ p3 p# |
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
4 _ Z5 h: n. P9 z+ L% ?" }thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."( g D l7 P% F2 H8 q
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since8 E' ?! D. h. S# R8 d! c4 t
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver2 _) y% n C, q+ z4 x5 n: I
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"' W5 q% }4 b0 n
( h& K" G5 l: L; E+ xBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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4 j/ \8 |7 y3 HHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 a+ b3 g W3 R* z( v J
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
5 C! f1 T+ H' m$ hI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains' D9 o# x1 }! N H0 u
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".: @9 O( P9 V+ |- W! h/ z0 U
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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# L3 r- H: \; c2 t! x* `"Dear Son.........
$ z& P* |7 Y; iI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not6 U% t$ D5 L/ M E/ @
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains& p' v }2 `6 s7 Q8 V6 b% l' s
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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