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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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& {8 ]$ x3 n0 h6 IBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the) r: h) A" |; T% z
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
" S+ g8 C+ i( o( Z) x gBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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8 p% |, ?) X) \Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 b; }3 l1 P" {, b
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious. a% ]8 M. G. L3 f' R
2 u/ q! e0 K; {* _Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
# ]' J0 ~' A, g: F) b8 AHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be6 |* }. r. U$ ~1 I
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since; k9 T( U7 M3 [( U' ~* G, ]4 D
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be* j7 u. `* G( T. N) b" c
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...../ {/ a+ C! z7 Y. P3 L# j
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and! d5 J; }) x$ ~% T6 K
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains. q" r5 E% M8 y
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........& c" z8 e {7 `3 a/ q. }
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not; C5 _) T/ ]7 k% x/ R
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains+ \8 p* a2 L5 v5 i. l p
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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