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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the5 O8 d4 L. T* S+ p
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
: N' N# y2 M' B T0 H/ ~, JBrians' roommate Stephanie was.. ^& z5 {5 q }1 @) h4 B. t
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
$ |% |8 g4 o! [Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.# A6 u/ U1 e& L
2 y+ O0 H6 ~6 {, P3 m7 ~0 ?7 W1 bOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
7 G: E9 N) g+ m: J3 RHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be; J; A; r) u( T" ` b( P! O+ O
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."' c! D0 W& R; W3 Y) j% v
6 G3 P" ]7 J9 ~: z0 Y9 mAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since1 C5 {; e1 _9 D: O; g3 c
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
3 f. o' @# F, x0 J) W, G9 Tgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"6 ^& B2 V! r3 h4 x8 t
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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( {$ e& y; ]# U4 b* {He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
. R2 k% K6 v" O* E. xI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and, L% W( L/ i+ ~3 v- Y4 K O
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
+ r3 Y& l! H9 I" pthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"., f$ L" ~9 Q% i; k0 [
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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; F& l/ `# X/ `. ^. z" I8 r"Dear Son.........
4 d: u6 L4 _) T% k' P& J" w- NI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
, E$ k, R! }+ I' i% B( Z+ hsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
$ U+ ^; b3 T/ I7 n+ tthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
+ ]! r8 @1 G9 X% r/ igravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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