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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the @; b' |; Z! D4 n
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful% N( Q B; P+ x. v
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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3 r5 {- X; f3 `' K$ K& RMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and- {7 ^" b7 L9 {6 N. d& u( x, A
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; H* l7 V- [2 S; k8 \1 V* p8 IHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 E) o0 X# o+ S x% r* R
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since( I6 C- {# p. R: k. Z
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver! h* o2 D: f* r' `. ^
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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& c7 F, l$ A' D) A+ mBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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7 B9 `1 k) H6 t, d' PHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....4 Z- L" X* h; k
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
1 [7 `; ]& z8 X7 r S% }% mI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
9 I3 Z( q+ A" g$ W6 G& ethat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that |4 \* @$ g {9 w
read:
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"Dear Son.........
8 m5 \2 Z3 e D0 u0 H5 m, XI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 O/ O, |# T0 h: wsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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