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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!2 _$ L: y3 Q! s6 N' P2 a) ?
! c# i* f. q7 G+ _; D( X1 l3 dBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the. z4 B" J! l& m& w$ I- z& G
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful. T- ^6 a. E" P: S
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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) _* C, a7 S3 {7 gMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
+ \" c; f1 p4 O4 A/ R# D: rStephanie and this had only made her more curious.' M; s; X. x2 y: |* z% z
$ P9 U, B2 y+ D, E/ M2 wOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.1 _+ F& x& ?! N6 a2 @/ U
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met5 _+ p* f) j2 r4 i
the eye.
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5 y3 N/ Y* A; p: n+ f: ?& L1 G# mReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
, }4 u. m9 Y+ n3 M5 jthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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7 C- X( f/ B, K# |- iAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since% V8 G, K( r$ J' [& O# I
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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# v# o; n9 w7 W GBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be4 ^# Y* k$ P' M/ p
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: c6 R3 C2 q% [% s# A; P9 vHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
8 W# ~9 k& [2 x' y$ jI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and/ g& v, o5 y) o. W4 Y
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
& D! G- q" d4 U, i9 \' x9 nthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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+ j$ z' p- P7 u"Dear Son.........# t6 Z- _/ w, l8 w, O) q2 E( t) T) k
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not# I1 }3 j6 @- j7 e2 l" q
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
! m6 ?' u8 e+ i3 uthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver* C% Z, N4 M0 O
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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