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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the0 ^; \4 Z. H2 g. ~9 M, |
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 d1 I( t! h3 S7 y1 k3 JBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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5 U" R$ _5 ^ E+ ZMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and- S& c# k: w6 @# [# K4 P8 s7 k
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.( W0 @/ Y- w5 v9 y7 _8 f
# A" Q* d" Q2 ]Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
5 i* Y9 o- g8 |& ?, eHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
8 E; y4 w7 e: R- Y- x2 u4 `the eye.+ @6 J4 i1 c+ [& y9 ?2 w+ ^9 k6 W" k2 \
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
9 J2 J; r2 B1 K' d2 `. x) Dthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
2 H6 L( ]4 O. i- c" I2 f2 s' q$ Jyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
2 [6 A( V- X& m) q: X$ Y( egravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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5 M. k, ]9 y% R. gBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be: |& v7 h3 f3 q! ^' `1 V7 i: k/ A* f- p
sure."2 `9 L% M$ c9 d2 U0 _% ^# a
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
`9 y9 i- D. w, G6 ?5 Q4 ZI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
2 N, o. k+ W- D% |1 _4 I: n; zI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains* ]4 O. ]4 g* }. ~
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".$ F- o, e, F! y9 [
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( H8 }. L& h) W: O. q. U
read:& b+ y+ I% U/ s7 k4 ?1 f: f0 N2 c
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"Dear Son.........
- e- {' `+ Z% q; q' @3 H9 [' pI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
+ J' b6 ?$ k' m; J R0 X9 csaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains0 T* z; j/ e5 D9 s2 F9 z# a
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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