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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!6 ]) I/ Q6 @' u$ U) h
0 H' V" S, ~) K' HBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the2 ?, Z4 t1 j* _; n1 S
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
0 T/ { W5 L0 r [* t/ LBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and8 ]5 r$ P! t1 G
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.% d7 \1 ~6 g7 C0 ]3 e |/ j( Q# Z7 D
' s* _) _ T* X. LOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.& g H3 T, C1 Y/ Q
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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0 e' N" u' j( t# \* hReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
! ]4 t$ o5 [. Z; V* o& mthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since1 S; m% i0 X; a: ?2 Z
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
6 o, b6 Z2 J" b5 X1 [gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be) |0 k1 s" P0 I' h( U* Q& h
sure."
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3 g2 |# c: c3 q* h" J4 j \He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
- @3 G' Q M/ YI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
. r/ @ C- _* ?2 v- XI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains/ b9 U @+ D9 t) [
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".+ O+ j/ E/ r; \& |9 @
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........- o: g" ]* S' Q4 w6 t* {4 f7 N2 N" f$ v
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not; W% ?8 [- z8 j9 U
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains; m" j/ b$ B) a% O
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
; }; f) m- ]% agravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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