Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

xry

A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.
& p9 a* C9 y9 B6 ^
: Y3 i" I8 l) p/ ]& pThinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
commented, "I don't think that's going to help."
4 x. A& e. o, k2 i9 L1 m
' x% @+ ?5 M+ b; k"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！