Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.
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6 T9 I  [& f! s" Z- A; oThinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
& K# o7 @1 A' z+ P$ V7 Pcommented, "I don't think that's going to help."

1 R* H% c' ^4 u+ ~"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！