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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 0 z8 ~& n/ O+ ]+ ?7 P5 N7 l
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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: }* y3 z# @- L, k* A+ B. S0 t2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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7 ~- a3 b7 h, E 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. ! X! r) a8 {$ h" K4 A% z
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. $ z. N) P Y6 a) x: J
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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* t; V- }) \" F1 N5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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5 H1 ]% z9 T" ]- o8 i& j6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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0 Y8 W8 c0 q; X. |9 Z+ ]4 a) O, W 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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* ]+ F$ W9 P, h% G m7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ; b- s# M$ P! h1 M7 {( C
9 k! L7 B9 h8 z& w! a. S5 k& t# ^0 D+ { 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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% _9 P( k c0 H5 O- `- ?6 a- }8 \ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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