新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

2 |. [( J4 V1 d& z4 T* h3 c　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

! ^; C2 ]0 j+ x6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

4 c" O* ^! T8 l  w8 M- n+ t9 u; A# t　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

0 \0 c  G9 N$ U9 |) q7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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% X8 `7 M9 s: B: g0 j* y; c0 c  m　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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; t( ]6 d, b+ o4 R" W7 r3 u6 ?8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

; [& _4 q% k7 E5 P　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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2 y' r$ ~) @" @7 k1 j3 |　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

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怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?