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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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( G/ v. y: {2 k' e: D 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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6 E8 G* g. S# |- B- ~: B3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 7 _6 N7 P+ h/ W& G) j& x7 J
0 M/ u' e8 E. o& n# I |9 Q4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ; H$ t4 u$ Y% J9 g+ O7 y' {" c' ^! m* W! I
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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2 C9 M( |: c0 x: R: I: Z' b! E/ X 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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2 L/ P+ X- e; e6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. + P$ r: L2 }: ^6 E8 g
4 J6 X+ J' I' F r9 W4 w7 H 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 6 ~. l4 w3 Z' f) Y9 I3 z
# e" D! j5 `: o3 a) Y! S7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 3 Z D- J6 h4 `/ X
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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/ F1 r; j5 P1 ^# z' R" k 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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