新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

5 P: l# Q- R/ u8 Z　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

1 Q# t4 L( Y. U; R　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

( b+ m9 `: ]. ^) ?4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

' l* ^1 }) S5 Y' Z  z3 M9 C　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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% @  h$ I5 I. E# r5 e8 s# v　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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  b/ T( }" T8 b: Z& Y! N% g5 L7 L7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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- z6 r/ m, l, q8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

, h/ l# }( k# j" i. p　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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8 t. p2 Y7 F8 a4 [　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?