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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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) k; a0 E- P7 R& F* S2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. $ u* Q/ u: r/ G% A% A/ J0 s9 Y1 V
: K- s* P! Y0 P' j) W+ `, e 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3 m0 E: r& x% X& |$ ^3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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3 ~+ D; I; k$ E# D& m, Z7 g4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. / C6 D3 h# }2 m* x) |) R/ W) N
1 ]5 y) Q+ b5 y( ~; E 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. & d0 M/ O( `5 G+ Y' j1 Y
7 }1 {2 K3 X7 w0 ]) Y, G8 B7 T5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. ; ~3 ?9 e! B! q, ^ {1 p
& |% V7 c% E! f. q# h1 X" S 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ) j' o& P# s% m9 ^! j
" j1 F8 Q7 F. _9 P9 t6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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- t8 D. b' [. U, `# V1 L! v 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. # A8 o6 ?8 }8 C1 { ~
' Q; Q+ p# o' }, m 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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