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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
& k, D4 q. L2 R; Y4 }2 r9 p 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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0 G* }' _* v3 [. h& g2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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: d5 @$ [/ Y. g8 P: {/ ^ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. & P0 h& x5 d) C" I
p: ?6 x8 ?/ s3 f& e3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. - ^ E) i. b. _! z. |1 R8 c0 |
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ( }; l+ M2 D8 K( b
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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5 s* `4 W& d7 r 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. * e8 F: `. `) M- m* g, q/ T
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 1 V* E0 u; B, i! s
8 e! ]6 W/ ~+ w$ i6 h S 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. * {1 W# v7 _" |9 T% | f4 p
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 0 |" P9 v, }( D- Q4 L" h/ b: h
. s% q1 @1 w( J9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. * F# p; o* f$ |4 n- M
( p* {& T: I9 s) t* p+ K 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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