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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. ; V3 Q* M# h/ O+ `# t: h
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 0 I/ D/ h$ S/ H0 R Y: @
6 |5 n1 t2 S2 k1 {( _0 q4 ^4 N3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. % P+ _9 p8 }, W% y) b7 o/ |& |- {2 l1 q
" |, P& j2 G+ |. @1 K4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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8 W2 M \1 y. g 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. + p# `$ B& j& Q; Q8 \! K! ^& j
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. # B* g$ N+ [- L, o# r2 g, u
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ?9 n- c+ _0 l4 `) X/ i, ^
1 h2 _& s$ V1 o7 v0 X8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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; y+ X, ?& G0 Z! M( p+ ] 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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. s( V( @7 Z: x$ u2 W7 m9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. / n( X+ t4 a4 ?2 p, q/ N4 w
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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