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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. & p W3 f. ^1 P1 o2 Z" T. ]" v/ ?- z
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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+ z4 q; a( f9 C2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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: S9 A# T2 \8 i 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ( I( G$ _% F: z$ x
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 6 O/ o: i( A3 n1 J. @/ `& }: y; T( ?
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ) B4 B4 A9 H4 ~- ]7 ?) @# J/ A
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. $ }: u4 }) s/ [
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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$ \0 h$ F' ~5 [% y3 \ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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; k; t- ^1 _! h! i% z; `( Z 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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7 X j+ g* e. i% X$ Z! a8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. - x' O- B F! K \: [3 v
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 3 R8 O" a; E2 Q" a
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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