新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
+ W, [& R( {. c" B" e　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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" i0 b3 V) F% Q) ~4 l( `) C2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

. _9 ?5 X' Q3 j. w2 X; A　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

1 t8 o) }9 h4 M4 r$ S7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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2 g, [; N* X4 U8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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; Q$ r2 J0 B& e% E1 c2 e- C. n+ ^　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9 F$ W+ \9 h! a9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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3 ^9 v! G( e! T1 o, A9 q& S6 D　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?