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Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train??
2 Q& J1 G: E2 [( |4 @0 nA: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” \- K: D+ c) q, j5 M9 c
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Explanation: Or perhaps the train says, “Choo, choo?!?”3 C- l0 e J) z. C0 D3 X" Y
& }, I5 C. ^) EIn most schools gum is not allowed. If a teacher sees you chewing gum he or she will ask you to spit it out (even though there are some researched benefits of chewing gum).
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! T% q* C" Z2 h( B9 ]Another name for a train is a choo choo and that sounds the same as chew- chew, probably because of the sound of the train whistle.# o) F# J3 m( s" y0 q, T
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This joke is funny because it plays with the words “choo choo” and “chew, chew.” |
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