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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?, W- ?* e/ _! p# M
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9 }$ C3 N6 U, J+ V6 b3 C! d2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?8 Y# |8 \! O5 _4 u
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+ ?( G, r: k, b" N/ _" D3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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3 g3 ^( {: H* o% F% p4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?. n" Z+ ?- |; n) ?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
( F" ]% B3 d: Q1 G' d, i) a---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?6 I1 N- V% S3 W4 _& n- x
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1 b* U- Z" y( Q1 d" O. V7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?' }" S# {3 w. U- \
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. s6 K9 q) a( ^8, Which is correct:
/ e l# d" b- \& E: i3 c A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
; i) M+ i ^6 b7 J/ q B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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