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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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B) F( d' ^8 v+ {( _# u, _2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?! j% S2 I6 _& A1 f
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?0 J& l% H0 R% k
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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$ ~, c& L- x/ l5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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, T1 M9 G# t# R' y7 _7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:" g4 L/ e- U9 e' }" u. T+ z/ G
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
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