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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. * |+ B9 h" C# `( T8 b* }& \
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ' s6 k% r& `6 p+ |, ?
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty. 1 {+ E. _. l7 i2 r/ j5 w& j7 g+ \
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. * k# J- d5 _7 N( }  F) i# u4 G
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 9 G/ l  G  |: c. L
  
+ [6 n; R, A1 r3 ^( z2 b; |9 Q5 k/ h$ E   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. " z  A4 A3 M7 E# \
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 0 ]/ K  y5 h# }; O' i" P
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   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. % C( }8 [2 ~0 P/ E6 i5 X
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 8 V  ^% V2 [- S& o! D# P7 j" i8 F
   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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: i) }5 Y' _$ w; d- L2 K) ^, x; S8 [   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
- Z; [. }2 P( P' i   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). 4 s+ X" W7 i7 }9 D# n( p
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. * `+ }9 Q# l3 k* t  N
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. ) {' ^/ {9 s0 C# e% y
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. / z/ G# F4 r$ u" J! Q- \. Q
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ! _2 G, [, L+ B- ~0 \4 x
  
7 I' M1 M6 c+ f   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
% v$ y. m, N4 X9 ]- E  x! z/ |   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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6 ~+ ]. a9 _8 c. n& K; R2 D   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. * f: m2 V0 a9 i3 e" y
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. # i6 E' \' ?$ b
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   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
! [3 L' n- e6 l8 P+ t7 t6 P   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. * v" d$ Y2 W1 N5 K. }3 Q/ ^
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " - [9 t/ K7 _( a3 M  g
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 2 ]. Q; r$ f8 l3 B( i) @( E
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
6 K/ |  x# s& C+ D( U) J5 |   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. ! z/ g. H' |. k' ^

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   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. , a. m5 y+ t3 U) ?( W8 w; ^) Q
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 5 }2 A4 T: P: S- D
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! , m# V" T4 c1 C- z' `- B
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! , H' D8 B1 C  m) P$ Z
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
9 S8 Z' S# A, O   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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; v5 m( P% h( j. @' ~   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
4 k6 W2 W  T6 o4 ~, o) Q   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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