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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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' w2 O1 j/ m& o# S   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ) D1 p' a0 I$ n- S' O- z
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
4 p0 k$ U; ]1 M% G: H; b   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 8 M1 x' G9 M+ ?9 B$ K: d+ u" _% b
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 6 U  m' h" ]0 r2 i. z* r
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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/ V, k# q& E+ `& x( ^! [   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
, {/ m8 Q! v/ T   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. % X4 i1 T0 f% c% w$ R- B
  
1 w. A  A2 k) a+ a* h9 k! p& m9 b   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
) x! g  g: Q) A/ I% D   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 6 J. e" @5 O: z) c0 J. _. }7 g
  
# [9 z4 @( Z5 k' q" U   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 0 r+ U* x* O1 H
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). ( ]# ~: ~; X/ ~7 N7 l/ Z/ [* W
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   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 h# D( Z; P9 B0 q1 V, q/ a- p   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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& `- Y" h, I- C" i4 ]' m   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1 N, s: ]& j) k+ l$ z   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ) V. H+ }9 M; A# g
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
1 H7 b) e3 m5 C- K" w% M6 P6 ?   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ; p. T0 U3 K) ]6 p
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 8 Z+ T; b1 r" r* w6 ]
   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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. g& R) ]% }- x4 ]3 J9 }   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 8 a5 Y. ]2 J& Z% Z/ p7 Q2 X
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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& z9 ~1 b3 J* J% \   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
& M4 S1 `3 Z( j9 G   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. . k  I+ N* Y5 `+ P- H! ^* o  ~
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
" n! M/ X' Z) J5 u- I! q; d   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 2 f  E# T) I8 x) H. R
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) k, \; Y( G. H  y4 @3 h   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
$ z( \2 E: Q' S" s+ L# J( u   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 & l: h0 P& p9 E9 ~
  
, `; U0 i# Y+ r# r- q; `9 ]% ^   When two‘s company, three‘s the result! & w/ P& Q, m) S9 u
   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! & k: F* p' b$ p
  
7 Z, g: L- t; J% R   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ) m7 M; e- t5 N
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 0 J8 B; W! ^  x+ j6 F& g$ m! `
  
( F3 i+ t8 j, M4 U/ Q4 S& I& k9 x4 Y   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
# c2 d% G, F+ W8 d  U+ L   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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