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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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1 b+ ~1 e' b! {0 V# h+ I: E0 i8 J" x 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
, F( P5 b, }2 F0 f# {3 z: \5 D 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. & E( y, |3 ~" N4 K
& K5 c! ~; O& H% Y4 x: A Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ' T& e* Y/ W/ t/ T) h! @! I
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
' T; m" G0 ~4 o 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. - v2 y/ _3 o5 D6 F# E/ x2 X
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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- w/ P! H6 b. }! H2 m The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
% G6 X0 t, n% R; E1 q$ U: n8 w 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1 N2 W1 `/ s3 C" Q+ M4 u. t& y 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
q# d6 V2 X: q 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 R& E" u7 P' H; B0 L; k 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
+ ^' d: o$ j, i1 M 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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$ ^9 Q. K" v6 v% I8 W- d9 p- E "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
6 g+ P8 x+ O/ a9 q. n# t% }. ^+ n "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. : E! T: U, p8 d+ h; @( X7 o* ^
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ' v ^1 d3 M& e1 W8 ?" s" l
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
+ I& F( G* p0 y; D* k0 h5 N 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. & W1 o% J/ n: f* g: P G9 S2 @
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
/ x% t$ B. w8 S# K; @& i; ~0 i9 k 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. + p/ A8 h; V4 |6 C7 Z. f' u
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. % ^' |8 k, k3 r3 f! {
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 4 A( }- o! K( d
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
' w+ |7 \8 {; L5 | 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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0 K: B% G+ b. D% z3 A& u6 h A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. + a/ Q2 t: Y1 ]' @1 g! f. z# H
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. / {6 f5 W# X" d: K& z% S; m0 g
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
& p9 J5 ?3 ` S+ e6 |* k: X 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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