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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. ; d, p& D- F1 d7 p7 _) ~: k# L
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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% x, {, f9 j/ n0 O; E  m. X   One should love animals. They are so tasty. : V6 y/ O+ `4 ^6 g1 E
   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. + ]+ t1 O& o4 K" u, B/ C/ R$ ^7 m9 ~8 b: H
  
3 Y% A: Y) D) N$ N2 F   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
# O; w# c0 d, y5 m5 I   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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4 }. o7 m  U& }" ~  N   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
& f1 m& R7 }% a- h6 _3 b. c   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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. E5 J: y$ `8 h9 `   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. " c/ L2 U! J- n8 m. ?! a
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ! E* `! R( S4 P
  
: I* Y6 V/ A% z0 _5 R: `7 d   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
* f0 ]+ B- p5 X& z# ?1 ^6 y2 S   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 2 s& W/ |3 ]$ ]9 w) l
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   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
$ W5 }$ B4 N( S5 H- {   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). / x- W! n' T3 ?1 S$ }2 p
  
! V, Y5 V, e" s, y* E   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 5 j9 K) r$ m3 i5 o# D  a
   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 3 H+ }3 W4 s. _$ A
  
0 c, D3 k; N" x3 H   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
* B' ?; U& p" y1 f   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 0 B: V, W( C5 ~4 ?
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   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
8 Y' O2 @1 S, e; R0 j4 p   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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: m3 b$ R/ o7 K3 k   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
% ~3 I7 M3 y, Q& m1 H6 M   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. ; c9 c# ?' S( Z3 j5 t9 \+ j# I
  
# k% ?% Y% S7 ~8 c9 K/ i   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
) l( w* |( `; i6 q   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " - ^" U7 W% P/ k- T
   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
1 Q1 R# _+ H' E7 h6 ]7 ?% L   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 1 q5 W$ L# k* T) q! W* b

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7 z2 ^0 _# Z! N  i   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
" x: m7 g( m; ]% ?& m* N+ N9 O   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 # y0 o6 j5 x# F% `. H  S% F
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
  p% g# V% k5 W! x/ B, ~& N; h9 U   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 0 g' d& I4 w. a7 @! n$ m: o% Q
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
6 ~9 @' l  ^, l   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. * c; F& X( r( u) U
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 0 D, L: X* R* f/ r7 |. R
   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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