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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语,终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊,就回凡间看看,于是就有了下面问答。
' @7 Q* F) M- Z d! `Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
: M3 v, y. q8 B' P( M/ uPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!9 d+ P9 u0 B3 m1 _( N. o; H
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
2 H K6 h/ z! R U9 m3 G4 Z" FPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
( v3 K! C; ]) MChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
+ {6 i) @2 d$ o, Z0 j) ], mPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
. s/ u4 Y$ m* C+ jChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
/ h" E3 V6 {6 i+ e- Z, G- pPeople: They dissolved it themselves! ]4 L0 c" @4 |6 K1 ~$ {3 V
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism? Y. l5 C% M# }- \4 p
People: We’re the imperialism now?
8 ?4 `; n6 N6 M; \+ n1 x2 Z: fChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
% [5 w. c& H xpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
% o0 X+ |0 f! Q( w毛主席:人民能吃饱饭了吗, w) k9 w. m8 g% d/ z" e
我们:都吃多了,减肥呢* d! S5 }% ?* d! M# I8 U
毛:资本家还存在吗. Q& k: c& Z" ~& I. A
我们:生意都做到外国去了
7 C {" q2 D% u: c; ~4 R" Z$ Y$ k9 U毛:钢产量超英赶美了吗, D9 {# ? \2 I- |5 n
我们:唐山市的产量都超过美国了& G( U- Z: n. N% W: l* M4 T
毛:跟苏修的论战赢了吗% Y' A, w7 |+ L; F
我们:他们自己解体了' h% g# i" g6 h8 b; g9 K
毛:帝国主义打倒了吗+ R! R+ Z$ S; T2 T
我们:我们自己就是了
2 o4 r5 X! ?6 i毛:那我的文革呐: a) O( j4 s/ f; B
我们:闹到美国去了 |
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