毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
' @7 Q* F) M- Z  d! `Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
: M3 v, y. q8 B' P( M/ uPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
2 H  K6 h/ z! R  U9 m3 G4 Z" FPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
( v3 K! C; ]) MChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
+ {6 i) @2 d$ o, Z0 j) ], mPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
. s/ u4 Y$ m* C+ jChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
/ h" E3 V6 {6 i+ e- Z, G- pPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
8 ?4 `; n6 N6 M; \+ n1 x2 Z: fChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
% [5 w. c& H  xpeople: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
% o0 X+ |0 f! Q( w毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
7 C  {" q2 D% u: c; ~4 R" Z$ Y$ k9 U毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
2 o4 r5 X! ?6 i毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了