毛主席问答英文版，

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3 k4 v: I: I6 l! [  o. m/ Z话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
2 M# r0 ^9 H, E: Y! [9 W7 R% m6 G1 LChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
- r7 r$ }$ h! O9 T& l( Y. {7 FPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
3 |- ]- ~5 \3 k* a, fChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
& _3 [& |8 D% i+ b( f% J' SPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
1 m, s$ ]9 m, f; b0 s5 RChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!


来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
" h- g1 A9 b8 i( ?9 p我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
( E8 s  z# y5 I5 _- r, }5 @毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
& A) ]. S# H4 E- H+ Y# i4 H3 T; C我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
) w2 e/ W  ?! \# L& n. W我们：他们自己解体了
( _9 S  r+ `) L" k$ R# f8 c毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
$ |. B* B$ a+ s# D3 `! i8 L+ N, F; g3 q我们：我们自己就是了
1 Y8 {5 ^$ g3 p/ Y4 Q9 |; Z$ B$ h毛：那我的文革呐
6 s! Q# q, u' q: v" x9 r我们：闹到美国去了