毛主席问答英文版，

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" w% W* U9 b. t- _! l( |话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
6 ~; C. W" i5 Z$ V  F$ d- l6 k8 rChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
' x- S2 Z, l! r% }7 PPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
- m& D: O7 L" G5 F; xPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
8 o% y6 Y& z5 h9 S4 r* h8 \( f3 vChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
: @- q5 n: |& K# ]' y7 j6 l1 cpeople: It’s in America now!
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8 Y( t8 i, h; ^$ B$ _. T来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
8 O+ z4 K) m! B& e7 i毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
+ A4 V3 T( _, N# q2 n  z( x毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
) k9 P& C7 [, e8 g- h: `. U5 |毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
0 b  Z/ h) X* N5 U毛：那我的文革呐
2 ?" ?+ r/ e% j# ?9 |! V( Q我们：闹到美国去了