毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
+ a) I" ]' m* c/ T5 c+ mChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
5 L! N, z/ x. G. U2 W4 p2 iPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
1 f- k! {) ~) z) tChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
) U! u) t5 Y% LChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
; B. _) }0 E6 x2 zPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
8 U' h. n  S5 p. UChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
! J7 ?5 `1 ?& g2 C8 Ypeople: It’s in America now!


0 f  A5 ^; g# j. `- H* F2 U来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
; @% Q# J% a1 q1 Q$ d7 N1 @$ ~( b/ v$ U我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
$ X& F0 P8 S4 x8 z$ z2 N+ c毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
' R' t) F+ X( U9 \我们：他们自己解体了
4 S: u% ]1 h3 U5 h7 c毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
" J( G( x6 O/ d3 p" A我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
# ]- {% V; S+ n% z我们：闹到美国去了