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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语,终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊,就回凡间看看,于是就有了下面问答。 + a) I" ]' m* c/ T5 c+ mChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill? 5 L! N, z/ x. G. U2 W4 p2 iPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!5 ?- R5 w" L9 v; u% i n, ?
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?6 b# ^* X7 o# r" N
People: They’re all doing business overseas now! 1 f- k! {) ~) z) tChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?3 j9 @. \; ]7 K+ O! @
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America! ) U! u) t5 Y% LChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism! ; B. _) }0 E6 x2 zPeople: They dissolved it themselves!+ y# n/ @% d4 ^2 P* B
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?1 W. x" c, }# J
People: We’re the imperialism now? 8 U' h. n S5 p. UChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution? ! J7 ?5 `1 ?& g2 C8 Ypeople: It’s in America now!0 _: Q) w# v0 F
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毛主席:人民能吃饱饭了吗 ; @% Q# J% a1 q1 Q$ d7 N1 @$ ~( b/ v$ U我们:都吃多了,减肥呢/ R h+ Q7 G/ u2 o
毛:资本家还存在吗0 U/ u' S0 U2 o
我们:生意都做到外国去了 $ X& F0 P8 S4 x8 z$ z2 N+ c毛:钢产量超英赶美了吗5 c e/ x% v5 D; r4 }/ s' L
我们:唐山市的产量都超过美国了: N6 } ?% E5 d, y" U9 ^3 I* g
毛:跟苏修的论战赢了吗 ' R' t) F+ X( U9 \我们:他们自己解体了 4 S: u% ]1 h3 U5 h7 c毛:帝国主义打倒了吗 " J( G( x6 O/ d3 p" A我们:我们自己就是了* c. Z/ ~. w3 ?! i4 B7 n" C
毛:那我的文革呐 # ]- {% V; S+ n% z我们:闹到美国去了