毛主席问答英文版，

kokoliu

* b& D1 K3 [8 Q% S- g6 v# p- T) j话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
- |* U0 w. P8 \+ {# x* {Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
3 T* `* e; x: J4 a% `People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
0 x( Q  s+ N9 E, ~& ?9 r1 D6 I! h8 Q6 l: fChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
# V( T& u: ]4 @# {People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
; f8 o: k9 w& `+ [+ F$ PPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
; m. a4 f# N0 t" PChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
  a3 X0 r/ k0 R- [people: It’s in America now!
* b( R1 \8 H5 M' u7 {

来个对照
' q6 U7 a: _. G) \0 {毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
9 O/ ^! N+ l0 `$ F/ v: c我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
0 V' ?% g( ?7 c3 @5 n! @1 ^毛：资本家还存在吗
' n8 E9 s# I: w+ v7 a; I我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
) ]8 m  f/ N; i, E我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
7 _' b/ ^0 w: w4 i  d+ j, U5 m毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
" v3 C+ N4 z$ A/ P3 K7 Q, t" x8 p我们：他们自己解体了
5 ?% M; a3 S% O( c4 A, G毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
) ?, b1 W  G: B, @4 w毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了