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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。* q$ Y) e. _# Z
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?1 P3 s6 M) g) a& D/ I
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!8 P+ l% o, Q0 |' w! z5 T9 [) H* u
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
9 T% a' ~9 W9 Z+ E: tPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
, `8 P8 U( Z2 GChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?& { t( ?" l6 F6 k
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!- C1 F8 ]8 x$ b, K" \
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
+ ]( V5 i, i8 s8 ` R: K: Z X. K% rPeople: They dissolved it themselves!" n4 C) d$ `. R8 v
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
' m. t8 | D- L# A- {3 [' o- `People: We’re the imperialism now?: `, V* ?) T% Y/ O( H9 j
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?: v# R& M1 K* R- Q: B4 Y
people: It’s in America now!2 r, `/ |' t0 `& \2 Z" ?- L/ l
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/ ^" C. O" T* q来个对照
8 @; l( | i8 S, V8 E毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
: Z$ ?0 N; [4 q我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
; Z! i; b4 L% o毛：资本家还存在吗
# ~8 G( z8 S6 p* @+ {, x我们：生意都做到外国去了8 _8 F# s# w; {% [
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
* A. C/ O# g8 z L* N0 L我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了5 C+ D: w. w; Y5 }2 B1 B$ s# x9 U
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗& _* X! W: v$ Y7 e( F# D# u
我们：他们自己解体了4 B+ E+ q* W( v/ v7 r* I, O
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗2 k& u( i* n/ Q; p i7 Y+ a
我们：我们自己就是了" z. c! s+ G) C6 k) O- H) ~6 b
毛：那我的文革呐
/ R( s7 k2 E- y) |9 x/ T8 Q我们：闹到美国去了 |
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