毛主席问答英文版，

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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
. p! J6 S6 l( C. Z7 R5 RPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
4 \. Z) y) ^. D" B! O# ^4 g% BChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
' z2 L$ ?# M; [- IPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
. ?8 |! o1 P% g/ W4 T5 KChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
8 \) }$ r: h- {3 hChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
0 f9 O8 R  ]  qPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
! _0 H! [# ~+ IChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
4 x. @( I4 t- m/ \people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
  s5 N6 q5 L# k  w# t: m, C3 c' H0 D毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
0 u+ A" P1 o; A3 K. S% j我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
1 n/ X) L4 Z+ h. h毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
# @3 Q6 Y/ L0 ^, _) J我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
! d/ |' J5 e+ e6 [2 ~0 A, C我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
4 H9 K1 C; F: [' G+ i6 P  y8 a( f我们：闹到美国去了