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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
) B( ^ r% J" I9 h1 L孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?% k/ x% A, {9 f
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone & O2 R& \3 c' }7 ]
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
# L, H0 V* R: C4 s7 Q/ u; t* `Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk / b: o+ P G- x
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
5 e0 v# h! R3 P0 S' z0 s* iConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
1 b. P+ I2 O8 x7 p7 q8 p. j% S- tConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
( M! E7 A; F; K. g7 `0 LConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
- w4 {1 G1 @+ q% k7 K" s& BConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
2 l' D( y: z4 o& I4 N2 [- nConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
3 P( ^3 O# U6 n3 {2 ^Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient . Y5 _& U+ ^& L. [
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
1 n# L- a1 i0 O \2 n. ^# t- ?* s9 jConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 6 q, U: l2 j- |, \
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long 4 k0 u3 a$ [# x8 V' s: P
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
( h1 g+ ?& L" v6 D7 {Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ; n7 Z' H! J0 V* O7 j
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 1 k( e& L" k( ?6 B' R; d! Y( ]' [
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired , `+ Z+ k, F2 u3 ]1 r1 E
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
' p3 G1 ~, U( p @! C$ z/ AConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist ; o, [/ x) A% O$ _
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level + C$ n4 V+ ~! A. T
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
5 P2 o4 r, p/ C6 |Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 4 w I' |0 a& p/ {+ x
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
8 Q$ }% k1 U4 ~6 T; d$ }Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
, c" n( W9 e1 U" FConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
- B2 s' S" W2 _: q! p( ?Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy ) B6 }; p; E$ K* M
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people 2 X. S7 M9 c( x- [8 ~7 Z* G
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean L3 X" Q* R2 E* l
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
! I' X% O# D% g9 m) G* K% l6 VConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand # z/ P7 k% ]- L9 e" o' ^( ~+ ^
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab & B+ F: `$ q) Z5 x" x$ ~
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better y7 [- }% Q# l- Q
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts . Y) \, M7 `. r( d: G
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
0 f3 K$ j' Y5 @) p$ R6 [Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
0 P- k* d6 i) `, T7 DConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face . b% e7 l* R' p, v r( Z# B) E
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
7 z9 B+ }% J0 KConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew % Q6 | [; s# j" X" F
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
: g) w3 v0 H; `Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion " l) h" t( x* r% m
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic , N H0 t4 @1 E! {% T, ~4 o8 A
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 9 z% e" d9 F' w- J5 _, F! B/ I) R; e( I
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
9 k6 W5 x G9 T4 {$ Y8 mConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
) j6 Y: m% {' t( Y! Q9 YConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
5 O( z" i1 E7 T% @Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
- ~4 Q! b2 w" B% NConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
/ q3 d9 F7 d! {Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag F" ]! p L) q$ T8 t& E& i
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
0 J+ e" V) a& o# K. W4 o7 eConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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