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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。* y( N) M" P& o8 b" f
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?9 l7 {6 L. R' q
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
J' v% _3 Y) k0 R) {: kConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around , T. B( z) M3 ] U- J4 w
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk , R& E. e2 w5 B2 ^
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it , l2 A4 p4 V3 q0 F% X7 i, C2 v
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left ( u/ G5 w' i/ d9 g7 s7 |% y
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ! t7 F3 C; R" G# o- s# K$ q, H
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 2 D# @- Z# i' E$ t9 h
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it * T4 ~& t8 l/ A- \; I: b, M
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants / q3 S @% q$ h. M' g. n
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
" Q' `( K' j9 }" \6 ~Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly : i z" f7 c v* R" C
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
, s$ M+ h& v; F9 |' o; D: z" ~Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
, h% A* C1 o2 p& g4 c8 V, ^: nConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
2 t( ?: }5 S" s. t5 \3 }Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent # ^/ o6 D& F; V* i7 L, S
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts % s+ e, w- i- y$ I8 | ?% n- w
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired 9 v( D% O5 I6 g$ S
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted , N) Y T5 O% F
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 2 |! k1 S* U8 M C, n8 R8 h
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level ( d- D2 i) T' M, T! S5 J4 R. l
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
3 H9 ~8 S# C9 ]Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck * ]3 t) e3 V) b8 c5 x5 C
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot , f3 m u- r- L" x. W
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
$ U; D7 N1 V4 @6 n1 ^/ a9 pConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts . x) X! z9 o; V6 A
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
7 O: b7 d+ M+ h, s* k F; x! P2 B- ~1 [8 YConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
) J# d0 G0 x* F+ JConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
0 K; }& w @; ~* i. x2 TConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 8 O' U0 C/ x' w0 a( P7 z
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
) V, P8 Y3 ~; \/ V/ s/ @. CConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 6 s# W" x* D4 @0 H. a
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
' P% L) [; e" X) ]2 u% H3 RConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts ' c8 E* [4 k% c! i
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 6 m& y8 }5 `8 H% v
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
9 r @& X" y0 L. k1 R0 WConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
2 \/ N1 A. p% r1 I8 y# YConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
8 ]% q( n- y8 M7 Y5 QConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew % l! X& p+ `4 `( T$ m0 y) ^2 a' l
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up # R( C3 y& x; |1 B( l
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 3 H6 D2 s1 D0 h% d- I& u0 @
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
+ k: @, t6 ^/ \; V% l/ kConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
: k6 E* F( ?4 S: A! Q4 {1 m6 e0 ~% ?Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
+ z: J* O- i! O9 @' m# _Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
6 T5 p3 K, H( N3 }' X: | q. BConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
0 N1 Z8 @/ j" ?( P" U- L3 VConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
1 E" a* ~0 i D1 w+ O9 f. g; @" TConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth y0 M& g7 y W6 b
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag ( [! {. u! W* _( h
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
6 w8 w* |* j! W7 x9 HConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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