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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。9 K# Q- q' f- @. `
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?" D$ I0 `+ F `# t1 K- x- Z
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 8 v! u7 R; t0 j
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
7 Y* e/ d1 l( J* N9 ]Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
+ L- Z; k) p7 i5 |) X0 N1 a' nConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
! g2 s! m9 o, S6 T7 m6 K9 ]Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
2 q: p! `) \6 J+ i: dConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 1 u8 _( D' \7 p/ ?4 t2 ?" M! D
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night : c* q, d( S" `2 y* h9 e* ~
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
, f0 f( X) X' S* ]: X8 gConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants $ W0 x/ ]2 Y C \: N1 [* h: r
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 3 A7 o1 E! a" P! k" X0 W
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly + N" Z/ M! G/ m( f8 O9 w# p& Y- Q, ?
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
) C+ M2 Z3 n4 Y0 \Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long + D; @( l; A5 ?& T$ s. m
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week . g; V; o2 k( {/ A, e/ w
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 5 a" A) _* ^: z; a, F
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts , Q+ U9 X+ Q7 j- |, H f
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired / A& F" C8 g! [& I1 U$ A
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted # l- [7 ?& r6 j: V6 p, z% n
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
& C2 h4 |. ?4 L% {; [ iConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
# v" E- h5 v/ n/ W d. a- l/ PConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
( U6 n# A) b4 g; VConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck 5 Z3 Z- s' V/ \" [: ]( q
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
6 v# I G2 s1 \( U x. ^$ v6 yConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 9 {2 e/ h8 C5 g5 ~: |3 |1 q
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts 3 ~- q6 f" \. g. a# w
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
% p" ~2 k/ S, s2 s4 x5 r- QConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people @1 [! g) H6 d( a- H: v
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
' f" A* `' Q" ]& I7 ?7 v; i0 kConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok , d& L& \! t) Z
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand - v- _7 j4 S$ J2 M: h' C2 Z
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab * p& S9 [0 I6 y# j3 V# T) |7 o% Z
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 8 l6 [! N/ I' J/ e( l# O0 m
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 2 K6 ^- L$ r7 X. o1 r2 b. F
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
" R$ C( E$ l) e! O; [+ M# ^Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
! l. Y% X0 g" j1 ]- p% ]Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
' ~& g) J2 b( U sConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot 6 I9 J* V2 Q4 _' W7 v
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
/ O% Q6 y8 `% y) K3 b& {5 F- EConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up ! v. Y2 x- Z6 B9 H5 [
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
7 X- F0 h4 O2 E$ XConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
) [9 {( e* |4 q! G5 d8 C9 rConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
' q( a' r) e4 w6 c$ F- uConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ * K: ~7 n( l( k; {; w+ y |
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit * D1 @0 k0 K: n8 W! y" C) \
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
! I8 M$ Z- L, c& x: F4 ?Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit t4 [+ q2 e# ] [& c8 b5 e
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
2 Z+ |( ^5 j( `" ?Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag ( ]$ n1 E7 c; I5 A" U/ a. ?
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face $ x. ?" _2 ^; ]& N9 L$ Y
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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