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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。. h" j* |, S; @% M4 }( ^: v8 [
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?: Q4 S0 b! O; t a6 z8 c6 j8 u4 J
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 1 z3 c$ F# }1 \+ S
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
6 j- d5 |# y3 H' GConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
! i" G' f- ~. `) N' x5 PConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
0 u. d$ a; N0 O7 SConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left $ \0 W/ a5 q& L; z
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
4 g: T7 `& c* O* w0 ^Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
3 M% ~0 f6 s% F( {Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
+ W( N' W6 `+ N) @- i( A, D+ [Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
3 k9 y- I1 |+ w+ G6 f- QConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
+ x: M+ R, r" {) h; |Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
5 E! L$ v* t) A+ `1 z8 g G5 H: NConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on & t9 |3 T! Q& `3 Y4 o/ a( \1 N+ j; d
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
^& ]5 c2 x1 l0 r/ PConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 7 E4 _( k5 ], Y- R0 W+ V: [4 E
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent ) c! d( u0 l7 J* @1 Y! _
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts " _8 ]" }( S9 o1 B `3 c
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
}% f' L( `+ C' K$ @; W& \) p# pConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
' K7 a& B2 `9 s$ ?: M% uConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
% E$ m/ R% P9 y( ZConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 9 V: p9 u2 l" p1 c! }# A
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
9 y4 B7 a5 G$ V8 ?. [1 iConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
7 b3 p+ t/ }. m" b7 `2 D6 ^Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot x1 M* w3 u$ V# n, T5 r) e, @4 A
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy 1 @ [' j( g) |# k1 `* |
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts - Y ?/ m$ B k0 V l( w# w. u/ Y C
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy % i0 Y. h8 O) n; G1 s8 r
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people & `! l, @0 G8 j8 a
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
2 j5 U! L$ R, g" \* X* s) J6 ~ c" zConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok 7 y2 y5 _8 A+ j+ l9 P
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
- E& k" \0 p6 Z! @7 f+ X, GConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 3 ?4 J+ b( A0 i; i: u
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
9 W9 p6 W J- o$ D3 N, y! j4 j; zConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
7 |) L4 \! i' _+ J# nConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
% N N; K, `9 }+ PConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement q2 c5 p$ G/ h' n8 t+ |
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face ! R4 W+ \' O! E X: h0 u" t* o& t
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
7 `2 e8 \" V+ {5 oConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
5 m$ e' l7 `0 IConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
9 d. ?6 `7 f) P3 |# {( BConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion ' {8 U3 z1 V/ r- Z# }
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
' J7 T: E( d t) x7 x# s4 NConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
5 \8 O! i+ G& c# \9 P7 DConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 1 a% x2 |0 B$ \% ` W, h& J
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
' y: c4 b" v2 R- EConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
% u. }3 E6 P9 c0 U, R. B: x6 nConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit " c; N9 g( g8 \, }; t
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
7 @; w6 `" _' `1 N0 xConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
3 k G4 g5 A% L# x! X; S: N0 Z3 BConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face + Y; @. I6 D/ {7 ]$ u7 Z9 u; G
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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