爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
; u# [) j) _, Q4 W. C性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
; J6 l) Z( P0 H习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
' `( g# ^$ C5 H$ Y$ Z苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
1 t8 z4 W% c6 `: Z% B3 _+ J性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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  s# J6 X! H) @教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

2 z; Z2 g( S/ H* M% H昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

4 n' C4 b% B" o) G. E$ _0 b窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
( g8 V. B( x' y$ b$ _有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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  v4 a5 O* f9 o3 w% K# p" Q养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. u0 x9 R/ R7 n$ B, l- O3 P; l父之过 It is all your fault.
) D6 A4 k0 W8 }. p: Z, F教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
) ~  n, T- D$ Y: e! t9 x: O4 i, z, `师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! V3 o$ g2 Z- d% G子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 q& j  c- F6 W( }- m9 e2 f幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
3 w& _5 m6 x1 S5 l老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( O# w/ A1 n  V' [5 B0 p不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
, I. u6 x/ {8 N6 s不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!