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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. + O" P1 h& C& c3 W( n$ Y
性本善:Sex is good.
; u# [) j) _, Q4 W. C性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
; J6 l) Z( P0 H习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
' `( g# ^$ C5 H$ Y$ Z苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
1 t8 z4 W% c6 `: Z% B3 _+ J性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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  s# J6 X! H) @教之道:The way of learning it 0 Y  ?6 k5 |4 B) ]& _- u3 k/ S6 _8 U8 \
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ! Q5 w% I0 [- Z; `/ g$ s

2 z; Z2 g( S/ H* M% H昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng $ D* c, m& t" V# Z& ~9 X* M* W
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ) x  U7 m9 l* {- M  y
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子不学:If you don't study hard, $ ~0 _8 z& V4 P; [
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 7 s- `+ H* d8 P; h

4 n' C4 b% B" o) G. E$ _0 b窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
( g8 V. B( x' y$ b$ _有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 S* q: f9 F" J2 {
教五子 All his five son took it % w4 r$ [2 \  }0 e3 S6 S9 R2 N. q
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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  v4 a5 O* f9 o3 w% K# p" Q养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. u0 x9 R/ R7 n$ B, l- O3 P; l父之过 It is all your fault.
) D6 A4 k0 W8 }. p: Z, F教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
) ~  n, T- D$ Y: e! t9 x: O4 i, z, `师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! V3 o$ g2 Z- d% G子不学 You may refuse to study this & ?( Z$ K0 u& v* u7 R
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 q& j  c- F6 W( }- m9 e2 f幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
3 w& _5 m6 x1 S5 l老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( O# w/ A1 n  V' [5 B0 p不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ( p% k9 `4 E/ T0 x& y
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
, I. u6 x/ {8 N6 s不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!4 A8 U# N* E5 v& V
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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