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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
6 V6 u& M7 D) k# n% m4 F4 F性本善:Sex is good.
1 k" {# |+ r6 L& _6 O性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. + S: i3 S; e7 \7 Y; }9 G- b
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ P5 v6 p7 f) U) j% m  ~1 g# F* z' A9 S
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 5 m# S* n. t" J0 H1 z
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. - E# a3 V& Y0 f6 i5 A& K

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* T6 j% v3 E9 z! a, W教之道:The way of learning it : K: V% X6 |* K3 y. d) {
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 4 V6 y1 ]9 o+ t/ m# F
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.   ^( l* x; G9 K- G
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ! w: ^4 R+ Q. q7 ^% n1 `
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 P0 m# W2 Q: h) a" j( i8 P) w
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
$ b; y- y( N% ^# S有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine . t/ ]7 c7 s* _! }2 G+ `* K% |
教五子 All his five son took it # n" ?( }3 M0 l  j, o- N
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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; u2 R. {+ ?+ ]2 x( w( m. L# X, s" G养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
" G1 @8 I! s! s( o) w父之过 It is all your fault.
* t, K: ~$ g* b+ w教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' n" G- w: r4 u1 T+ `1 m师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
# b" ]9 c% h: q8 s( @4 T非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* a6 [4 C3 ^) x% F6 [4 {3 i幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 a9 a: F' W$ M' q# C9 l$ U
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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/ Q. u) r% n+ K6 |6 d玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
" b% H" B8 h- y; {不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 L/ F  O/ f, B9 `4 ^" r0 a人不学 If you don't learn sex, 4 |# k& N; m% }; o" ]
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!) k: e, m) O/ P, \$ T
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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