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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
- ?8 U1 n# n, A9 w1 p性本善:Sex is good.
3 B% R3 x* H" T/ Z! z% y) J9 K9 r$ m/ c性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. - W0 c: K+ L& D5 X. i
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
  ], e/ l. r- ]; ]8 x苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
% B6 Q6 {. l; v0 R性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 2 J2 c3 ]7 |2 [$ `4 t5 o
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/ t& R. O6 p& H- G教之道:The way of learning it
( c5 [7 }, }' z' m0 b& I1 \5 T贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 0 Q/ p; y4 r: k8 p2 w
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
2 F' j. t1 w( S. a6 N8 F6 v: F择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ) s: k# G. y1 k$ i: G
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. * F% |% m1 @+ L* c& e1 o
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 b# W7 q; a, B/ I# \) \/ A. U1 n有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
5 q! m2 Z0 z6 ^  D4 o& ~- F教五子 All his five son took it
; P$ i1 m3 k7 l7 T/ c$ R, K名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 2 T4 |( L/ H1 N

1 L, |; t5 H% s' T养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- c0 O( C: z0 }3 b父之过 It is all your fault.
: e' j6 c" y1 f! H. _教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
4 r1 a" W' u  D2 k% \! a师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. & r! s1 l8 l7 p. J
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 5 ]2 c- K5 L" D6 L( r
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
$ j: w$ q+ G# A' @, o5 J幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
$ r+ l, v  F- u" N' g8 M老何为 you will lose your ability when aged : U1 c  E3 k" C6 l

8 u8 {8 N' @7 v  \6 x玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 7 v4 k& E, D% b) \5 W/ k
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
' ~& j8 @- N( P  Z/ E2 V2 ]) y+ Q人不学 If you don't learn sex, 2 }7 K, o' [! |9 j1 [, c
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
, J( [  U5 O; _1 DFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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