爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
- ~* Q/ B* y, _苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
8 L3 i5 o: |* }8 y+ G" G2 Y性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

1 E! y4 K6 Z+ o+ T$ Q* F. |昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
  ?( ~2 b2 s" x0 v- o7 F$ `择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
+ \2 a4 W4 s# `% g, G; x断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

2 K0 J# S4 h7 @2 k+ f3 U窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

- t. v4 }; o+ Q4 R0 B养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
1 t. G5 R, M$ b/ l父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
& M9 @( ]) c+ k$ o! f+ @& X师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ I+ V) g( K- Y; I' P# ]非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
& I) r, F0 K0 G5 r( \老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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; E# i4 T. }/ t2 [" y& ^0 ?玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
5 {1 i4 L3 E  C! k  F* O! H/ [; `4 r不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 r! a; G9 F1 @* O) x8 U9 w  E, r人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
! }, U- _  N% P/ b+ ~) X, DFaint!!!!!!!!!!!