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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. + x; `; K- ~6 R0 g3 R* k& `
性本善:Sex is good. ! J: j3 G/ E* ?* v! k# A  G7 `8 L6 Q
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
8 n* C% W3 {# o: l0 I$ M习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
7 I3 ~2 O+ ~# c& _2 f  k' N苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. : N, }% G6 u3 |# p: K9 ?! @9 G
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 4 z! V! m5 h# {, z2 ^4 [* |4 v
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# o7 N8 g, p' E; v  U) O- C, T教之道:The way of learning it
0 I8 e' J$ c3 j5 B  k贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. / P* Q; B) Z0 I- f. D1 o$ L

: Y2 i" E! }7 |8 [昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 6 p" X( o4 E$ z% ?: A8 k# w
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
$ e( J8 b% ], r$ E0 G" J' X% ]断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ! S  c: U- W+ f1 {# M! r3 s

# ^' s0 i! L$ a) j  [6 \. z窦燕山 Dou, the Famous / G+ s# [8 n3 V  n" C
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; J; g" y- A. I" C教五子 All his five son took it
2 B* h4 q. @7 C& L; ?$ {* u名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. % H! v5 o, \) n1 Q- V5 n* V+ k
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ! E  Q. e. O# R' K) `% ^8 U/ j
父之过 It is all your fault. " r/ \+ N2 t' _* ^. e" Y* g
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ) e& m/ g) o$ x6 o# E+ R8 A; L9 W% y
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 `: L- O2 @6 w1 c- ~/ Q2 n7 a. X

7 x) X7 ?0 K, M+ \: V% T子不学 You may refuse to study this
* q! n4 o+ T( o9 K非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& P% p, o/ x, m+ j" H2 O幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
* c  Q2 ?$ u! y2 G' }! v老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 2 t& `0 v- h1 D; H

9 d8 D1 Y* f+ H4 u) z玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, + _9 F9 `( z9 ~! G- P8 V
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
4 \* A. H- G2 z4 n- K人不学 If you don't learn sex, ( e5 J1 Q+ x! Q* u, ^# n5 `9 |
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!8 v7 j" Q1 H8 Z4 L. u9 _+ E
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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