爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
* E3 B. p1 R3 Q! L性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
) B" ~$ N* F! R* y$ }苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
- j1 q+ y7 L! K  H1 v, r性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
/ \! Q% F3 Y% @( ~, X贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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- p& q: |) l: u5 P) t2 i昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
, K* f5 E9 G  j1 V" g+ r4 A' z择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

- S% c7 Z$ w9 [( n子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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3 L" A2 U  m) p4 R7 A窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
7 C4 K; m& \1 Q8 H教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

$ X! w  c+ i6 a% z8 q9 s# x! \养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
+ J0 V9 ]$ q, c/ d. w) C. Z$ S父之过 It is all your fault.
7 ]$ c8 R: x; [% u- b  S7 Q; ?教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
5 j/ x5 @$ [% S) `  {( H师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

  D& S% M/ }; b$ H$ E& d; n子不学 You may refuse to study this
6 k$ k# }" l; Q* c+ F非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# [" y6 |/ J, F老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

+ B! d6 C& s' F8 c2 B) N玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ B# l! N. V8 o! b6 T不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
1 [( Y& {7 y  J7 e不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
5 T9 @& T" `7 \) aFaint!!!!!!!!!!!