老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
8 m" F$ S# \! ~# C苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
& U! U# z& q5 r0 G: s% b性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
( I# t+ d8 p& C5 f& D! G/ M/ ~% g教之道： The way of learning it
+ _: o9 Z( T9 J1 Q$ h3 P贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
  `4 L  Y8 m2 {  A# F8 z. u8 t择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学： If you don’t study hard,
; b. J3 }$ @: b1 Z/ r$ n: G# n断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
9 q0 Q- A9 g) b5 u6 _; ]% {" C窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
/ g) d7 O( C4 M; v/ f2 H' L  I有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
; }6 M, C5 |* |0 O教五子 All his five son took it
; C! p! x7 r; }8 R: K名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
( x: x2 b' O* ~6 c养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
/ x  I& [2 v  i8 P! I, U父之过 It is all your fault.
/ r3 ~# {0 O7 W$ W: l7 `. s6 n; k教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' ?+ X3 L3 }5 w6 p7 Z1 h1 {师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
# M2 t( z2 B' p+ M- t  q/ F. q$ l, o9 ^子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
  C3 j7 X3 E, _& Y2 u/ V  n老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
# g7 T, e% ~( x( F不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
' P! w* P$ l. C" U- l/ C人之初： At the beginning of life.
# F4 ^! F) J+ e/ h性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
5 A# d' c* t+ V# N: X  b( O4 r4 p习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
春泥是我的好導師。

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别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表


别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

# f+ u. W  x7 K/ }此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless