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% E9 l% X# U& `" k8 | @+ bSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
0 M; x( l" Z7 r6 g1 h `Snape: Who is it? , C- ]/ {& @% C
Voldemort: You-know-who!
3 a) g" \1 ]8 V& RSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? ) \7 ?7 w) i6 b4 b
Voldemort: You-know-who!
9 u" n* |# O, [5 Y( @4 ^4 LSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 1 d. `5 m) e$ G/ G: L
Voldemort: The dark Lord! # P( G1 R& a7 u+ {
Snape: Sauron???
7 V2 [4 ~/ k! t( c' DVoldemort: The other one...
: d7 F3 W: c1 C5 n* u* a! p5 Q$ w7 Q" @Snape: Darth Vader??? : A' F( T) f: j
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
( {. s, w Z1 f, i/ H# c3 n% |9 ]Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! . _9 z, y' F* i8 F8 O p+ i8 W1 O8 z
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! $ W4 _6 G; L. z: Q/ `
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! ' C* t, W. ~. N; B# }
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
2 N b( N& _# Y! Z: u4 `9 A, gVoldemort: Your twin brother! * l" o5 h) h7 l0 A' M
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ' b% W- y& ^6 B3 U! |. K
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! ! d7 n& v% C2 R
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
" h; L/ b0 t2 K3 S' K0 CHarry: Your cauldron. - l& r8 |- Y: ?
Severus: What's a cauldron?
8 \- l, p- [5 _: i6 B( DHarry: Dunno. - ^+ S. c% |2 I2 p0 l2 b, }6 E8 y- ]
Severus: Looks like something to eat. . m$ v4 b; L+ w9 T) B2 n
Harry: Yeah. * G6 M' I1 S' Q! t: R0 V; k" Z. z
Severus: You first.
/ J1 E! d! u* n2 p" THarry: It's delicious. ) d- ]; i, ^) _# L! X1 S7 k
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!# s- `* U5 u- a2 b& F, H2 Z, p) M
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