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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. % \# U, m) I3 |$ a. h
Snape: Who is it?
& M3 q& ^- S9 L6 G+ s6 P, T- B& Q; |Voldemort: You-know-who!
: o+ ^. v( |2 L. @% g- L% r% ~Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
# T4 E) Z d3 G" B1 rVoldemort: You-know-who! ( X# R! a( Q2 j/ S Z# T' q' u# k
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
; K9 ^7 @, e4 j" CVoldemort: The dark Lord! % \4 T L" A+ R9 M! O, j* \( P; W0 K
Snape: Sauron??? * R1 j, w8 j. b6 K
Voldemort: The other one... 4 ]; _ l7 g2 V: I( a
Snape: Darth Vader??? 7 {" M! Y+ `$ G
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 1 o7 h* Y, r7 ?' m9 Y2 |" A
Snape: Hermione???? ( F! V. g0 J% g2 D
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
2 U; h) h, `% |, l% f! |) f# MSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
' n1 g/ E5 H3 v% B% s) PVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 6 Z% r* V7 m8 k9 m4 R& K, T
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 0 F# o; U, w1 e5 ~
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
# T+ A3 r) s+ t5 O6 YSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! R: {& a. W- k6 E
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
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Severus: What's that? * T( ?7 N! e# r4 i2 c, J9 t
Harry: Your cauldron.
8 }/ o/ \+ S; h! L6 |0 bSeverus: What's a cauldron? ; l' V7 q x+ ^" s
Harry: Dunno. ) G( }- [9 Q. I' J z- z" z. H
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
6 I$ v2 Z, S i6 z; |Harry: Yeah.
8 F5 O% h. R) m* s& |Severus: You first.
$ e4 n; a& O! x/ F# xHarry: It's delicious. $ T8 J7 _" b9 _" f
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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