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% c/ G! }. ]. `1 J' a" YSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
( f3 ]( f$ L7 u% a" u0 xSnape: Who is it? * @+ \( q5 S( e4 S8 h
Voldemort: You-know-who!
' e8 Q- f5 m! m. f4 HSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
. M+ q# ?8 X0 d5 b9 j4 ~" v6 RVoldemort: You-know-who!
0 g$ `9 A) ^4 \, g; [Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
# |2 i( l* L E* z& u/ V U: nVoldemort: The dark Lord! 4 u/ F$ N- N9 C; [$ C& B' v
Snape: Sauron??? ( T& Q' d& @- s
Voldemort: The other one... - ~3 X- o& g; [! K F L5 ^
Snape: Darth Vader??? + t8 m) f) @: ~+ O! f& t: Y
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! $ M( E" x5 b8 `9 J8 v3 S
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
- {& u8 c5 e3 |$ ]* i7 aSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! v: T2 I5 [* _3 m0 o
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 9 [ H9 t0 y( t9 E7 y. v/ g6 O, a
Snape: So Harry is my brother? ! r( N2 F I. \
Voldemort: Your twin brother! # i7 P2 I8 A: _0 n3 X5 E9 ?
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 1 w7 `2 V% ` v" u9 E+ ~" e
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
7 U9 Y$ m# e; V% D8 u5 wSnape: Okay, no problem!/ x& Y. d2 b) V/ G. c- ?1 q
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. ?$ j" i7 J5 i% t; K% wSeverus: What's that?
6 z' y! y. c" r& ~# R: BHarry: Your cauldron.
3 j) t, c% d" OSeverus: What's a cauldron?
8 K/ u/ ]8 ?& X; n* A8 A6 K7 \Harry: Dunno. # j9 F- f) f. E) q9 I$ F: m, o
Severus: Looks like something to eat. [- ?. r6 U5 r& v: T
Harry: Yeah.
2 V% T3 O; a* J) q5 _- X; X8 p/ O- v t2 bSeverus: You first.
2 Q) Y. b, L$ @& o/ p4 O9 p1 o. ~Harry: It's delicious. 9 s9 n- ^% }- _* h8 M
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!+ v6 r) R6 ^! A. z# n% w+ K
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