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; F; d7 q% C1 D# O! SSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ; m1 H; {0 e( p
Snape: Who is it?
6 e' T' u* U8 _/ v7 r: e+ rVoldemort: You-know-who! . Y' ^6 I* P! ?' K" q1 ?
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? ( B( l, H/ e1 R0 C. g$ k
Voldemort: You-know-who!
" M1 S+ q2 y C9 ]) {Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 6 \2 U+ h. J& M0 G6 g
Voldemort: The dark Lord! + s8 r+ B. V# _
Snape: Sauron???
3 N; W: t2 ~; b f: W1 fVoldemort: The other one...
. }% S) ?3 A) v1 h# jSnape: Darth Vader??? 2 g6 S2 C2 z' T0 }
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! * Y1 z" M& m+ K w- @- \- v
Snape: Hermione????
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! r6 Q2 f) m' _" FVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! & ]: K4 [. r- u- ^ I
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! # W6 @: C) z& d
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
+ U! K ^5 A( L! ISnape: So Harry is my brother? + w7 u% R: t1 g1 S O5 C
Voldemort: Your twin brother! $ C ], }+ K9 O8 C, M( m( K
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
, |+ [( R6 i% l7 s& _Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
- ]' M! d& k1 E9 u0 V. B5 PSnape: Okay, no problem!7 y7 q1 u6 u& |$ S
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Severus: What's that? * b$ C5 l( l$ `$ Y' B, K
Harry: Your cauldron.
7 f; ?4 }2 ^* y; }3 f1 U* n7 cSeverus: What's a cauldron?
0 W6 f2 Q8 m% u1 W2 Q+ b/ s& ]- l/ h: EHarry: Dunno. ! e, C/ B0 U+ \* ` @
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
, `' u4 t$ J' E% |9 g% p/ jHarry: Yeah. ; W8 v: f# @5 \* ~4 j
Severus: You first.
$ A) o* W2 j3 LHarry: It's delicious.
# M7 C& V9 n- b- V7 B! R: ESeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!2 |1 a# G6 p3 v" f- _+ m/ I
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