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8 M4 B7 _+ E2 s" ] W0 PSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
. B. H8 q/ A6 N8 N4 V8 n. ASnape: Who is it?
- g' m8 B1 F- k3 g- ]Voldemort: You-know-who! " w9 m6 a- ^" K/ [
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
* c$ \5 P6 {) t4 e/ l+ yVoldemort: You-know-who!
6 k; Z0 c- y( y3 S; p* F1 @& {Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? % F2 D7 d: v0 b8 r6 a; R3 f' [
Voldemort: The dark Lord! + W6 S: M9 u& G# \
Snape: Sauron???
* E- q r) ?& D( G }Voldemort: The other one...
9 S9 g1 @# d G b. ]" ?Snape: Darth Vader??? & a* w" n2 U! B5 L" q8 ]$ N+ ? R5 r
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ! _7 l( t' h& [! X9 T0 L
Snape: Hermione????
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% T0 l- e0 F/ n: xVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 4 Y7 b6 l1 T+ W, u
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
$ N( r8 s* C0 y# p4 S9 p8 VVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
& p, v$ Y; ^ q6 k5 r% V5 T' c9 LSnape: So Harry is my brother? * G) ]' {! G7 W& \# m
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
- ?4 K+ @1 E& ]$ v4 ZSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
2 u9 t0 Y: k2 T" j0 H" z9 |Voldemort: He's the younger twin! / ?. U: U7 ]6 a- Q4 {) V2 x0 s' x+ L
Snape: Okay, no problem!- Q* @4 ?6 C1 I; l) k# Z% U, Q
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Severus: What's that?
0 M8 t, Z" n7 y! @Harry: Your cauldron.
) ]- E1 p4 r( q7 i3 zSeverus: What's a cauldron? u4 I' s O4 I- h9 r; o
Harry: Dunno. / A! q1 L& d% v9 C# z8 F8 W
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
* B; r% C; n; Z4 _% n, ^% YHarry: Yeah.
# k. `# G" F( m$ f* \Severus: You first. # Y+ I7 D) ^0 n% e
Harry: It's delicious. $ f5 b- l3 v2 c! ^% F) i: O! r( m
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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