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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?; Z* p' F: `, h$ ~$ y/ h0 t* C
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?+ }, ^5 J+ @6 {7 L5 w( D1 u
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。5 |2 X H" O- M. W) j9 [/ F
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?- f" q* M7 w& g) g
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.1 |: R' C7 ~ D9 p6 Z/ _ v7 h
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?. S! f* l( d5 a8 T0 b
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
( {* C3 a6 q! P- F9 A* b. _A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
6 T: N- K& `' O4 T. @* mA:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。' N: K! y4 `& E- D
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# x0 p! i. B2 \+ o G% BQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?
; I+ U" B& D. E1 b* k( y2 {$ u0 AA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.1 _; }6 r: @+ d/ M5 Y
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, s. r$ [1 o$ C, ZQ:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?6 {! `8 `; l, t9 f
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。* N3 y- Z& {& S# y8 H1 c9 i
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
- y" ~, o7 P$ I& gA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.$ D0 W) t( S2 i e. U8 V1 i ^- a
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$ o |7 _6 |, B1 F- C+ E3 o3 Q6 jQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
) [" `0 n; R$ N1 F1 G) l0 tA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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6 f5 F: v2 _4 w. CQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?
0 p, e! ~' k9 g( ~6 h& QA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?8 ~8 s! h% I6 b1 s' v3 Z
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。5 w3 V3 V2 ~4 r9 x
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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