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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?+ @+ V6 C; D5 a; d
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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t6 \! o) O" q9 Q( z* K1 \Q:中国人吃狗吗?
3 s( s2 A7 h4 C) v* d, {% cA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。! b' V5 l% h2 |0 g: G7 J" ^
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6 S: [# n' R" b* b8 U: E0 ^Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
4 _- C# S; Q5 t, Y8 }* r4 r3 B8 YA: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
( l; z2 v9 y4 D9 M; P+ x( L1 oA:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
) Q0 j& n7 c" @' Z- IA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.' k1 k( X1 }4 o( R, G4 w' Y
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族. _! A7 E2 d7 J# h
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
/ R& }- R% g7 n/ uA:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。9 j7 C& |" s: |5 l& o
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?. P6 ]( b( H9 q$ n% @
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.3 \1 l' F. N; \3 O
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
" E, O5 j( v/ vA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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+ s# E2 }+ f0 Q3 ^# yQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?! [% u# T u0 X! ]
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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7 c" Z7 G7 \9 f* Z. z$ bQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?4 e- u* {. d9 T7 c& W2 b2 X) t
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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t* t ^4 X) o& nQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?
# T/ ]( E8 _. s/ }) _% Z- z" Y3 N# JA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
( p& a2 h7 @! p DA:因为我父母不到处乱搞。+ m0 N& q6 }8 O/ W' [0 A* R: w+ n9 o
" c% e L& N: T1 ~- x- D: \不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的0 }+ `! _) f* L' ]/ H
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