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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?+ i3 o z! v0 b* M' |: V
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?8 _) V# d6 c+ U$ n% I* o1 F
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。) [. [ w- H- o
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
( s: t7 j: u8 `' \A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
3 H9 v- f2 z& y D4 Y9 [A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。5 Z6 D& x4 t: |7 }
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
1 b D: } P4 G& BA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
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}: h4 c4 m9 e! c% o+ U+ C& kQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
% e3 y8 L: i; s2 ^2 X' E) e! qA:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。& N' j ?9 n1 N% N5 I$ K
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/ m" r7 z9 g/ [8 LQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?
7 ~ u$ M5 T: [2 a# U FA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.7 y* I J- m8 O& B: g( ?2 [
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
, W a0 f( j: Z" D7 L; \A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。( G9 B* F: x# ?% Y
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! i) r& d+ A, u1 u. W ^Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
' Z$ v; L4 ~# G( F) \9 RA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
8 g+ ]! M. ~" h8 E5 rA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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/ ^! y, r. k/ }9 i' o# C: C+ gQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?8 Q- [8 q. N [' [' j) u C1 @2 O: c: i( y, E
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
! D& N9 `) w _4 v" ?1 T) RA:因为我父母不到处乱搞。. y1 [ S, d2 y: F
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的! v. }& o8 ^ A+ \* @
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