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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?$ U, w6 d/ e# D- d! B# U& d& M
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.% G* v! j/ S7 u4 C9 ^' G! m
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- u. V) A" v* L9 ?1 g m; m6 OQ:中国人吃狗吗?
2 ]0 s0 ] w0 y2 M8 H* FA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
- [) @8 I, T7 w& ~$ AA: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.# L+ @) h8 [% }8 a- ]
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' C' N0 J; ~+ q3 r5 Q# e& t; sQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?7 g5 w: |3 x* T, T: m
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。9 y5 g6 V& `3 `/ Q4 h8 O" F
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
4 a1 ~8 s3 z# m0 S+ m" E& I EA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
3 S% l/ Z2 H0 }0 @4 N h注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?+ S/ D. ^: U5 C) |
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?* i, |2 p! N# M0 Y
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
$ \) n {7 y( fA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。2 e! U# D4 o0 H% ]
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
; n @9 Q* X8 i- c* D: JA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?; u' T- N2 ]1 d! l+ o @: U+ s) e
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。) I3 Z+ ^2 i# _: P& K! H& Z
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
" R. ^6 f% T2 J) O9 ~A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.0 p: [+ Z$ B) _& f# Z5 e; F
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
0 m; @, z, l0 yA:因为我父母不到处乱搞。6 w" H) }8 o6 D9 H/ |6 B
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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