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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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! @# S! q r O$ V* K2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]( }' A7 R$ `& U
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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5 e J) F. e7 P$ j- X$ t- ~( Y4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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* F/ C9 h" _* d Z, x' w0 r% o! u5. You use a down comforter in the summer. @$ N, u* X6 Z" f
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blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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( T- c- u# U% _" q. R6 \! j7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.2 B& V, B$ n( v/ ?1 v
: g, h# q4 @4 z( S( L$ p8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.0 E4 h4 i7 R5 m& _5 U9 A ?, F
( Y* H" L5 o/ g/ i; R" p/ t! ]# N9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, " V% o k, Y" o; T5 ~
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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]0 v$ b' l: C. U. a- Z0 A12. Gopher = speedbump.; ^* ^. v! V9 B4 _) S" H
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 4 J% o9 ] f8 ?3 |
friends from Alberta. |
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