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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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) s5 W3 a9 Z5 V) E1 L2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. / F7 c/ j, T5 P$ m
5 D1 w6 b2 b3 z+ j1 M0 s* J9 p5. You use a down comforter in the summer. ( p( n" d) T/ \1 p; K
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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4 U( A) s+ j- ^% `9 q! @7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.! Y5 X0 N( _' [6 [( Y3 M/ @( z
3 E$ x0 Z% E' ~$ j8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.9 C9 X- Z1 I9 Z+ T4 q' c
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)' X8 k8 x# L, y: o6 z
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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7 H$ O! j; a; @11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, ! T+ W0 V, U5 v2 ^2 j$ s& i
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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, ^+ x0 A4 n. w. Iyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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7 f% V* O3 |4 ~7 ]. s( ~5 ?5 r13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your # g. O) T- K& m/ ~" k+ G3 z
friends from Alberta. |
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