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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.& f2 Z: Z. I H% L
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]! A# d# f7 i* s2 C- r' b+ p. @. A
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.: O; o8 ^- Y& i
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 6 S3 N4 I5 t* ~/ ^
/ u0 h5 M" K/ `6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
; h% M1 u$ n: Fblizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)& M, R; B" l7 j5 A2 }. Z8 T! ]
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.' A7 u: S5 i5 {$ e* t- v
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, ) ^& r' @8 y$ y* p" A3 T) H& n
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
5 w: y- Z6 `; D( X) k+ S! y: B' ]% JEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.$ P- ]/ J3 h" }7 \
3 X% R$ Q0 l5 r: C12. Gopher = speedbump.
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) M5 [' Z( k: `4 D( r3 Y13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your , P1 O; `9 S* B0 S: L) e. T
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