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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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$ H5 ~% R: R- g5 `+ L4 s' W z2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]$ @$ d! j6 R% N7 |' m* Z$ Q
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.% [' A0 d' |% k/ y
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% ^7 a7 ^; `1 ~( J4 E+ W8 m* ^# v! S5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 8 _7 s# a* X! R8 N+ q& {: H9 S$ t
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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$ ^! `; z0 x8 P# D8 W; ^7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.1 C* O* |* x5 t
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)9 Q& ?2 e) }- }4 ~' h
; B! B7 p* ~2 D& O8 b10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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8 y* w/ s+ U3 |1 Y9 d! ^! c1 j) P6 q11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
* A5 Y7 G1 U! R0 e% ^7 g( Syour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 - n; u* Z, N" D- r, P$ U
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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# ~: C) m) b0 Q1 ?12. Gopher = speedbump.! g* D0 r" ?/ t: |8 u3 @
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 3 N& a8 \2 j8 h" D; f0 v1 o
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