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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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& G) s$ `- j P$ y; ~$ ^( A2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.2 Z' h }" v. Y+ y# T. r
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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* ^1 W+ \+ @6 J, }% y3 x& n5 R6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
9 y% Q' G% z: c6 m } mblizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]6 z) H- Y n# k& `" V! { x
8 r8 E- ]* A! l" N# U7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.8 k. M0 u% o' Z$ d5 i2 N# Z
w- g+ ^/ W" E y8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)% P3 S* C( ?% q1 c; C9 o# z. x
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, ) z7 e3 g( R& Q" B- Q b; P+ W p
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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% r2 L" {/ P+ `your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
/ Q- l7 v* q- @4 LEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.1 ^" a+ c% E6 Q* Q
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.4 ^& Z) [* g$ R% m i! A. _% s
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 4 Y9 v0 U5 I2 v2 {: L! i
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