 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 7 T; W+ M! q6 Z- M( E# q1 G: J6 |& D$ n
) ~& Y) m' l0 D& VIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.3 Q% d) m0 q: r
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.) U3 ?6 H& Z' m5 c. |6 Y
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.( y% }7 h8 p, c; } _# u
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.0 r# F+ @# o" Q8 ~: ]- |
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, H8 p: M( z! ^+ _She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. : y7 B: g8 R5 \
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'. m {6 A6 J1 {% J' _
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6 \7 s+ |- b" |$ O! yThat's when she shot him.
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. [+ U. a5 m7 b# O0 W2 S' fYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut7 w* [' @7 F7 x( F/ T4 F" Y. l
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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