 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. $ ~4 h% G, w" U* X* t1 a6 o
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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% [& k5 F0 ?6 o& N7 EThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.- t# [) {* a* L; k7 E! }
& | R8 R; k2 @0 r0 N) ODuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.1 @) N( c U7 r" J8 z5 C' n# `
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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8 U! O" d: d2 f: G4 NCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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4 f n* [) j: AFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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( |5 L& u# R6 }" {6 ^$ q6 o: FThat's when she shot him. }9 {: K2 G4 f4 {& _! A
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5 h( e8 L% F2 [9 H/ |3 J( pYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut1 [# d6 ^5 L8 W4 ]2 d5 x
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Q. Q6 W& T/ c- a" wWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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