 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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' I6 O* O. o" @. e. g: {, W UIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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" q0 L4 \$ q, v& z7 j aThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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, |& v2 r: n: y1 E: l5 QArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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) l4 N3 t" n" b! IDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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3 [1 u; {0 o/ b: CIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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8 E- |; i2 ?& n) H! o* HCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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% _2 q' j; N: ^/ |# HShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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. r6 m% [: F7 ZFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!') H, a; M9 C! l; F* E
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That's when she shot him.1 G' `4 b: {/ ~4 w f! u) n. }
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6 ]0 S- a5 P1 A/ t. ]You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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_4 X! E- r1 u- l3 gWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! - a+ o, |# y. X3 `9 Y4 v0 `" l
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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