 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. " b# W0 O3 F. m! t- c1 C# C
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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& ~- K" X5 P8 \2 V8 O! TThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.7 n6 c# f# R# a$ u$ e
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! T* l' _( x: N% ^! zArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go., O. }! }0 s% |- t; T
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.( Z0 Y) K+ P& p$ s9 t
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! R. ^4 j' f% oShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 7 n2 f- O* _2 o) P; ]
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- A6 R5 `; d( |& S# aFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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" x& Q4 ?4 y0 _1 O+ s3 G) h5 FThat's when she shot him.0 h: b9 g+ q" t) ?. x0 v* @4 d, B
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut2 Y) g5 e$ ~7 |7 j- X7 J* w% u
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+ @9 d/ q$ H9 S xWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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