 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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3 p5 u7 E1 N7 `% p: ?/ a" sThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.* T9 g0 h \- c+ X% y
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( ~6 U4 Y! T# z7 {Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state." O+ @! P3 d$ y4 [! F
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.3 L' P- N1 j! p6 ?6 h k. U e
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) o" u! s- _% R2 t; [# C% xCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank., w" b0 I2 [) f# S6 ?+ Z
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 5 g# q' q3 u: b
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'; c, s& \8 c: O0 T+ |6 Z
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That's when she shot him., Y( C2 w8 v4 l: h
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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5 x2 ]. l+ I1 c. I3 U8 w* w6 `Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! : I. q& t) a/ i. Q. \: E% Y) Q
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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