This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

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5 j9 ?( @, `9 |1 U: Z8 q#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
. N$ p% q& D1 w7 q" V#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
7 x9 m0 W, {6 K: j) L#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
5 I4 h1 R9 O. B5 z; q  P$ w) j#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
) A2 [* D6 {# r! ?#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
/ _. t8 N, S4 C" R  d$ }#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
5 C- b) k6 t# ~( b8 W0 a 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
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that's good one