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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:( P" Q) J4 h, C
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/" |. P8 Y1 N' K
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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; i9 Z* p6 a5 u% mLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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- h* V2 h( \, K N* JTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman4 j0 l$ ]. H% M2 [6 J! _
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
8 }8 g" T. x$ }: F5 O: v7 s8 h7 M) _#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
3 E0 `' `' ]! }0 D. Z$ g( s#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.. s& |" s# L" u! I* M
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.8 ~& L" a$ j' A. d, i; N! \" Z+ U* N
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
% w1 F: A0 m% Z I#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.8 N. }9 m9 S: }9 r
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
* v' [( K9 l6 x. h( L K- v1 h#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
" D6 v# A6 B% B# l* F4 M1 n) y#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.9 p3 Y, n% i5 I2 c. x: V
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( c; K" {4 s% b1 AAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... 1 P! g( q1 u8 o
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b% h; f$ q6 x* c" D( n#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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