 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 2)
|
本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑 4 [4 S" ?+ a: O
8 w: {3 J% Q8 w7 G; S8 v9 U; C
, h5 F1 b: X$ k: s2 u6 U
Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
0 q+ ~3 _) u& Q+ Ohttp://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
/ u" h) L# F. o0 F8 q. k3 P- t6 C, f
More pictures are here
5 V1 P! R4 A6 qhttp://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
! f5 g$ V5 N2 i& x0 I( R: W; B& z! c% w& h. x8 R6 w! q1 H. i
Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
Z0 ~- f1 \7 b7 [6 x# B
+ h' Q3 s. U: f' xTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman, I- O( J7 u" b0 l: @3 u& t4 U6 z
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
. a3 p7 R' r0 L#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
1 S( N2 `+ k$ u1 i3 E) g7 f" I3 H#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
3 V7 { x; @# c#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
* m2 D9 l7 D8 ]1 D2 h#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.& e" D0 \# c2 |8 Q$ E, {* u
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.& f% G; A" j# Y8 v" y
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.7 K. t" b$ D% Z
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
6 _7 u; u4 |6 q$ x, m( e( e, |#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
, W' }/ ]9 ]+ @1 n5 A, t
& ~- r: T" @1 Y ^3 ?4 B
& c- X# h! b0 d0 L* ~- rAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
8 w: q- w5 C3 P" [+ ]; }0 f4 }0 s" I1 j5 O9 O
) L1 F$ \- Z s* m7 _# x
% Y4 ?+ @" X/ h: r% l" [$ {* _- q1 [. V
9 E9 J& ~* ]: {/ F4 B5 t( ?- ^
9 ^' o0 d; T! J
; ?! c2 S# z; ]: i) h3 Z3 {8 }# X
2 L& L9 K. t x9 t5 x1 H" Y1 s5 O, C2 }( o
9 U9 s% H X5 b4 r$ a) ~& s, O
9 @$ ?: q8 j& t8 I# _0 v5 q7 a2 r0 h1 b C/ C
9 o# v+ ]. R. r5 w2 M; J4 Y8 m
8 ?! u0 }' { r2 J, r
7 ^# W2 A L! c
' F! _/ r/ ]. O6 j: X
9 l$ s' e# d: d$ x+ }
; l1 i' _! H% Y G5 X7 H
: c. t A2 s6 n) a( u% N. S0 T8 `. r; K1 Z$ E# A& _$ o1 W5 ?
3 O8 k6 G b% c$ y* F$ o K4 ~
4 @3 W4 x9 R' y
8 v# w3 Q$ q3 g% V c# }
: ]' i* w) V7 q# }# ^/ e
2 ]2 u2 S4 s; Q$ J7 w$ [5 \0 y- ^( n5 Y4 }7 u8 Q
" J' h/ N- Y, J& ?# s3 g8 ~( x( s4 `8 K1 ~- s
+ t9 B% g4 \& s! B$ k
0 A4 I( F! M% L3 Y+ D4 g! s/ @ l" K
, L, O/ h& n. q3 C5 j$ r9 y; s' P% d9 Z9 e9 O+ P) C2 O* p
/ L: ~, P# r: U+ u! K9 w# G# }& {2 Y) c
& U! H0 t, W9 a7 o
3 S) q" C; A8 P& u+ U) {1 N, A, ]2 J; X0 _% b
/ B# r" G3 r8 z4 d
5 T- n& p c/ O% G1 |* v" `. `+ B! F) {9 p. y) P* [1 J
. l A4 t% s9 X+ G! B. D: _* _1 {6 Q, {9 g& X% b
- y9 a h1 x O: y6 } E2 I
& c2 S3 K, G7 A9 l+ i, N
9 ^6 T9 z) g$ c: g. E0 H# ]* b, Y
. ]4 g8 o6 s# S2 s) W3 A; J& B
% ~2 s1 \5 l, }2 |$ _
# D6 w5 u& F+ q! {' |0 Y6 Q, G9 o/ P h$ H6 i; M l+ r8 z
) S4 E' d! U4 V) S
- z3 T8 @* v2 c$ P, M$ l! S
! b* R* L. z) B1 w4 ?/ @8 `& ?6 ]
. G4 B% Q: H0 D5 j2 X# B0 K' w# b @" |; t4 e
& f- q0 s. ?7 d2 |. z) z [9 E3 N9 x" _! @: B
$ I: }% n, v1 u8 s6 j, Z' n: J
+ {4 ?0 |5 G5 |/ ]# J4 Z
9 F% M( H# f, e+ C! Q3 s/ d6 I
3 g4 _6 C! I3 r) t: |+ L+ w7 |- C4 t7 b/ E7 j
) i* U9 g9 N5 [! n) H" U
% V; r* X" M+ J% t3 ?1 S
+ B7 O- v3 d- I% G ~; P8 A0 @" q' ?. e: S3 c* ]( N& b( x
; T U7 Q1 k+ R! Z0 t% \7 b' d2 o
8 k: ?2 c6 ]( u0 T$ {2 F6 X
* m* m: Z* M/ n3 C. T
# J4 d6 O! m1 G6 K9 r
* A9 ?0 L2 P( D; l
" d8 K* c/ M4 X9 f, {& s
& d" ~0 u* T I* H0 W4 l8 b0 G/ H( B' _/ W* p1 `
% M! n/ w4 j" {0 U
7 r l( B# S" w. C e9 \
& _3 m5 {& G8 T0 i
/ H9 t; }$ @. S8 d! ?, Z5 e4 v* ]. _8 u' p) E
% w) B* E+ H( h6 y' J
y# u# F# `8 @$ u7 D9 i7 |" u) R! Q+ f* v
& y- k& \% A) ~! A
5 _4 m/ l) _2 _' B' D, r) l L8 ^2 ~/ t/ W- M) X q* G
1 l$ C' d9 p) k% i% d
' K' `) A0 \* {' O% J0 [" p
6 T3 }7 h6 W0 l5 c5 ^* \& i1 ^ h7 Z' I- T% ?' A |6 C% I+ R' l
- n9 Y! x0 H% _
3 d4 S2 e$ j+ q; a. D( F
+ S$ u' B2 W6 s! R
! \+ J5 g( P5 A& m2 W& \: P6 d+ a: S" r( z) V* o; Q! B/ E+ P
+ O9 E; X0 y. v2 ~8 `) h" @$ b8 i! W/ x; x9 ~6 C
5 Q. D8 ~8 d6 x0 V7 k: j, T! y6 N3 ]
3 A" k% R) f* D: q4 R0 H/ x) @$ A3 [$ d' o" ^7 Z4 A
2 }7 d8 c6 |/ G$ I/ L1 j- p
- S* a; |: D2 _$ `& i1 f
5 Q) @' C, h2 P3 P/ J7 f7 _$ W* C# A3 v$ K4 Y; _/ o' O
#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "8 ^" K4 s: }# F3 c/ J0 o
2 ?( q5 G: u- ^; i$ l& q- q
; N0 ?) g0 {& a2 _6 y7 \! j/ H' v! y' h; W" k5 Y1 h
) A& u1 o2 @5 D; c1 [. [% @5 b
9 i# D+ B! X0 u: P# v1 b& P- ^: \4 O
8 E6 i; |$ m) m. S
' n5 B6 z5 C2 J4 }' j5 i: W! a/ D |
|