This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
2 Y2 X% g# O7 m, p#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
2 b! C: ^( A  n) v#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
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' J# q8 W! y! I+ L#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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