This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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More pictures are here
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2 u4 V) t" A+ \8 b1 ITop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
$ @! m; @' ~  l( K#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
) ]& O/ y. u/ f( U3 }8 K2 y#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
% F% P8 V* S7 v% L. P' p6 o' k#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
  ]" h$ Q1 v; t#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
/ P7 L& a4 l9 ]" D/ J, q: F#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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, {& K& e$ P1 l6 dAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...


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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "


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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
; x$ Q/ G0 }- s2 p6 J$ P 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
: C. `8 _' g  p# m. o看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one