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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here
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* H z; T- m. c$ l" l( CLife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman( D% f2 K; V& }3 O2 p% `
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. * e3 ^! h4 d: V( d
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
6 k! g: U5 V( E#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
- M0 O3 ~0 C1 V9 }) S#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
. h/ g- U) m4 |( j- `#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.+ ?3 M3 e, b3 f' R$ c( m' V9 z
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE./ q- A5 O2 l7 ^- ]% ?: f: {
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
' C# o" M1 i% }#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
, D4 t% M5 Y' {7 ~#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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* I5 B2 E4 ]7 u, _6 v! O. O; q, mAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman... 2 w" M, J; `& c) s
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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