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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here; `+ O- J; `8 \
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes./ }9 ^3 h, A6 B2 Y
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman$ x) S6 X1 b! V, J8 @, L8 I/ ~& I
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
2 Y2 X% g# O7 m, p#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
2 b! C: ^( A  n) v#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES., _' V# k, Y4 o- Z# k
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
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' J# q8 W! y! I+ L#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.! e; p& k+ |* L& I5 z! O
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH./ T& V4 L2 F, v- L" ?% v
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?0 D. j! T+ @. X* g( R0 G
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 % g3 p3 ]+ p0 x, {# K' H/ L7 h+ x
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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