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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ B% d1 t$ y4 a0 v# C" M
3 A! Q0 h9 r1 c- ` \1 m }0 y1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.7 w) W& J% T" a; M+ g3 i7 H' ?( `
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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7 N9 J2 K$ v" Z& a5 s' b; A3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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" u. ~/ q+ ?; m4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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: ~6 ]' U0 Y' [* Y d; }- [% C5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 M. ]" `( m9 F0 S
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.& v4 I, U4 U: q8 D5 ~
5 c/ z! x9 ]2 Q }$ S, K10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)# Y* ~* i3 @" j7 [) Z
. e! ^1 z' T% t O9 ?# |11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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& Q! i5 K* f4 n- W1 ?12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.6 f9 ^7 j4 p% e s0 A( J$ X# o
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.! r* }# |( Z3 H# x6 j
0 {5 Z$ {0 P' O2 u7 }15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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+ x, x/ t* [5 u16.) You take naps.$ b! Y. _/ \( |5 {6 v, ^* H* @
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.) v4 D' w$ d5 v2 u, x H& e
0 g) F0 Z- X# G4 |18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.6 t" d; U% ~1 l1 y2 w( L
2 e- `7 m0 V, Y% ~3 p5 V# s/ D+ ], I19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.5 o9 J/ n5 m' \, B6 j' Y1 T' Y- }* y+ Y$ h
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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, c! i ?0 c8 l21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"8 |; n& S1 m5 _' ~ [. i
2 \/ x% _$ q' E6 O9 F# \/ f' D22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ! k+ a* F0 o8 h7 f+ d% E9 k) z
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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