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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ' \# i9 b6 W% ?) l2 Q
+ f4 w4 X# W! T" E; B; y0 C* ]8 _1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.- `. Z7 ]' K1 l5 t
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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# z4 d1 R; W7 t9 ~$ r4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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: q# P5 z9 B i: V2 j, L. |$ j5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.; B& n/ H# f0 }3 }4 b
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.- _* O; f* i) j7 ]/ R
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.( E6 m" d& ^7 k5 V. q% C" s! _7 g
: y3 ~6 C7 O5 q# ]2 S9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.+ c# P! u( a/ o& k: N
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)6 y1 x. K. q1 R i. h+ U
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.' p; Y0 G1 S& z( z; V
* J; z, k5 O8 ?$ ^+ b12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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, [9 |* T/ k3 E0 r3 i1 C' F/ k9 G13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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4 [: Q$ l7 Q9 G' ]4 V5 N17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.' r" C- p) W. V% g1 D0 }! C, p* G
c+ E+ b- |& B* {: H: C18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.& u: X" M' E: N+ K$ P; ^
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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3 A$ ?- [% Z1 g3 [+ A20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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9 }- m1 n, N% d+ L; T& A9 Q+ y* G21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"6 e* U. S" {0 S w8 O6 w! P' ]0 X5 m
! s' a# f- k$ K+ h. C22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. ( m6 x! i! n9 u9 o" H: P v6 W
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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