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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.' {) V2 ^" K5 Y$ Z
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.- S! @- y" q3 F+ X+ ^
! G( Q# D D7 X8 e" v' [5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.9 H+ c: W4 ~6 v# R, a& p
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.3 O+ O( h* k4 a6 E
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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0 M) N' O& S% q% L10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)$ o& w1 C7 Y4 f0 r& d' `& G
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.$ A0 j/ E0 ~2 G% J; z) L
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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8 u7 Z' }7 O9 |" S5 {/ t2 l* t2 C14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.$ E0 @1 Z4 e" h! g( l w- d
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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- V2 s* c9 z$ p, K# j- K17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.1 K8 \" b6 b! A [ E* Z7 J
/ O! C4 t" }" _8 o' m7 F21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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% W" h- b- a. o22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 5 H( ?8 O5 A* r( \' q0 |+ Y
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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