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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.! a4 u" S0 Z5 E0 N7 m+ q* A
( p$ q& ~" i$ V6 h2 V$ [& ^6 W: ~9 d3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge. U+ e) b+ X. f/ b$ y0 G+ j6 [
2 v* [( J6 t( Z+ C4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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6 A- O/ O1 i2 X) A2 X5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator. [$ y) c: U9 X5 M& G8 c
) [3 w" R: t, S% R6.) You watch the Weather Channel.2 _! P! k% `) k
; O) M+ n a/ |7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.$ C" m8 \) j i. s) @. U
6 }0 U& E; E$ D. r# a) l8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.& A5 }# p5 }7 M+ u/ q9 C
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 J! c$ B) @0 ]# e/ o) W: M2 |
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!): g! t! ^2 s* n
$ X N2 w* Q) C11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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1 O! ^. @' g% {12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.) v- ~. @* e p2 T0 @
6 r6 t o5 G7 `$ e. m/ b( Q+ K3 d14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.% o1 b3 R. |6 g: |# u8 T
/ N8 C. x5 U* }' h2 M" _/ I4 h15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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j0 I0 [$ p- e17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.3 z6 u) u; D% i7 M2 c/ W% x
3 R9 _: B+ C* O: Z18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.8 H$ K: q3 E8 M) i. o- t. r
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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) N; m/ S5 b+ \) A20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.) B) ~- \& a+ \* }6 W( `) T
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"$ R. ^6 l! r& U7 S [
" v9 D& w$ d; K, |" e: \* K" g+ }22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. o. C8 Z' q* N* B' ?
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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