Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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! K  D8 X2 T& Y' X$ ?5 R$ U: G& Y1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2 b" b. z. T* }" e- r9 {7 R3 V" [2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
: B7 W3 l, H4 J: X3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
1 A4 v0 c9 M) U' \! W4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
4 f8 B6 b. h9 F. T) o0 D! K: b6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
! O1 d! ^/ M" `! w- B# s3 _  H+ D8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
3 Y9 K1 S: z# N" ~+ N" W10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
- R; J% b0 z" a% Q- D% B+ }18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
* A8 o" `4 o  G( `, p20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
+ e: b% V/ k' j$ _21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
( m9 p4 O7 Y# p5 q$ y22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
, \; D9 R' f# T* N. K! V* t3 _29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
* Z  A: h, L6 H1 M; r; H( N30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
2 \! I' X+ O) i! v32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
) ~; d% M1 N' l9 @) a33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
4 c  W) N) Y3 r( O; r& o; o34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
  u% s# H( `. _, G& H0 ~$ x36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...