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发表于 2006-4-19 16:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
$ r! R7 L/ j' m- v- M/ K' w0 `0 z2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
9 Q" O+ j# S5 {# S- n3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. ) ]: i, ^* D! ]) D2 |9 s. U) p
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
0 I& z! K- U4 e2 Y/ {9 i( F5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 4 m# S2 j, p/ i2 L% }5 p: V
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? * D4 ?$ j$ @8 D* ^: L2 h
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 8 o8 \9 j- g* o' @" b+ i' I4 x7 X
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. ( u" ~% X6 m1 K# s4 u+ u. u( d, _
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
$ B! h+ p  I+ Z, P10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ! P$ m3 x4 f* p( V) W3 d* {
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
4 _  U3 x* N* G, q; ]. H12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 5 T7 u1 F) ]' t( y# f7 ~
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
* ]/ ]* W/ e0 a/ D14.        Can I flirt with you?
4 D( {. H& i1 w' O* L# Z15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.   M& Z9 n9 q1 ?! ?  u( l$ S6 m: Y
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if $ j) k3 g- H$ e1 @$ s. B' Q1 U
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
  ]  b, _# T  ]4 I0 X/ U' ^18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
6 l- R! L2 {" U9 g; C! k/ ~& f19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
1 y; O9 e7 D2 @6 k5 I/ {1 Y20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
5 x. Q! q6 T) ]0 R1 |+ v; o21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? + i/ \+ m6 v# [% |4 c. |
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 9 ~8 P6 s4 o7 u
23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
4 m, R+ M6 ^8 M4 S5 V24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? ; g5 n9 U6 M' n7 b
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
* G0 F! o" q- R) ^9 ?- `% x) r6 p26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
5 C& t! n- `% J+ a27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?   }0 {4 a9 Q% t, a
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
+ G1 R+ W$ D( }! s5 M  _29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? - _+ O6 w1 X! e/ W. B
30.        So... How am I doing'? * E1 d+ I- q( ~7 K4 o# k
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
' \5 v- Y! p( l! T% T9 M8 f3 q9 {32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. : a: C+ d. e# I, o: [
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 4 F8 Y" V- b& f7 q5 j2 ~
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
: u3 ]' U- U4 F9 w. b8 i5 |' \35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. " i* T9 ^2 M& c* v- j
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? ( r& a9 g% T. s/ _+ @9 H
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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