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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....: o2 a+ l- D: R. f6 d
; v5 Y' E7 i4 |4 w1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
8 j7 Z4 D9 f; M& @# M- V2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. $ i# m" T L% ?: P, q r4 q
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
! w# l. x6 ^7 ~) J; j/ L4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
: M$ H N4 c# M8 c" t5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
' Z4 N, s# A' d6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
8 ]( K. L ^1 D( Z4 b7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 7 y) k2 J5 j d6 B& h
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
: g" k) h& _1 U' r9 z& y7 q9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
f7 d+ W, T% A# b8 `10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. + L5 L( p+ I- S" o3 x* |0 m$ W
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
' D/ E2 j+ @) b2 y12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" & p5 k6 _( }. Z5 h/ |
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
+ Y/ H% P, v: b2 u/ ]14. Can I flirt with you? ! ^1 g4 Q' v2 y# l! ~9 `. ]
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
( o8 X$ k3 ~6 J U5 Q+ U16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
" i! p" Q4 B$ I17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
. ~& \( L' Y8 i8 n+ `18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
1 o2 y, y1 X8 Q4 J \- T" z4 M19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 2 ~/ S# \8 _8 |3 R& W1 Z
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
$ U8 ?/ H/ I% @: g6 f21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? " O5 c' t; k& N/ o: |! @
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
9 o d6 F( L6 i+ Z/ w B g23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? : P9 e$ T, b4 U/ O2 [+ I2 ~% W/ f o
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? / W# L$ D; T" O
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. # B* ~, N' ?4 r$ G6 o
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 2 p2 `) I, ~5 p$ b2 l
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
2 p6 E! w7 H; X2 r, i2 h28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. / F+ |6 J+ N% N; O
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ( y3 s! X0 R6 a$ u* ]
30. So... How am I doing'? 4 c# K( L) X1 R' T
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
$ S X: x3 L) b5 U/ k32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. " k! r& C, F0 B, r- S
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
- i: O: c1 h$ D5 k& o34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? \# }/ ~# O9 a8 ~; D1 J, e
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. # ^( P) d0 m- A& c7 T
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
( \ G1 N1 Z( r* M2 b37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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