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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....: h; u; }" v! U# w. `; _
( S) c( d; c( `7 M" z6 @' u4 p1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
( A) b9 q" s9 ~+ a2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. + r/ S" P# e7 P9 u' l' i
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
( l$ }- U/ C1 e0 F. F; x4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
8 {% j2 O3 t# ~5 f4 T0 w/ B5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 1 W! {4 h& J/ @) e: t- f6 Z
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
6 A/ Y0 [4 q# @/ L$ l7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. , ?; M/ H* S5 Q& I3 L
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. ! k4 _ K: T* g3 p- }# ^* h- y
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? " k; X5 C4 T+ i9 n; I# z0 l
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. f7 U& ~1 ^3 F J; @1 c
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. : E- x1 d- O& |, ]7 n$ z9 ?
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" # U$ u# v5 L. a) L) M
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
1 D% [1 `1 u0 c14. Can I flirt with you?
/ @0 x7 q, [, x: [7 b/ s, N4 g15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. , I: W* @- I! o& s9 ^/ [1 W
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
# ]0 j0 E W& T2 s4 u! f9 u$ {: P17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
7 H$ ]1 `! h6 C' k0 M# q18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? " Y( e4 p2 {" H9 S2 M, ]0 O# D
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. " a9 m+ b7 C. Y% [- ?" }
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
# B1 o9 O: J& x* ^/ U( X21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
6 y$ i/ y U' q; N- I$ O22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
3 S' `7 b, I7 e" l5 P0 V3 E23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? / w0 s+ m- H$ v9 L5 C. \4 B
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
* R2 X8 O; C. @' }% e25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 7 o+ T5 A& K7 E8 \4 a
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 1 ^) z) j, |7 f% s( q
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 7 ^8 m! z' x H: k
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. - ~$ F' W+ |. g( G
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
( t4 N1 N T: l2 O# i5 g30. So... How am I doing'? - I- f/ n; E8 U: _
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? + a. H' H& Z- `
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
0 t0 `8 _/ t9 e3 G33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? ; X6 t( A4 S" x# Y. y
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
7 q3 l( }( D. W$ z' \' ^35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. . u. ?' @! a' t. n" y: I
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
, H; C7 A: W7 U6 W37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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