Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
# r, j9 K" z, E/ @5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
) H8 b  [* e# M* _! G/ F6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
2 ?6 _' b2 b4 W8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
, W, T, z% H3 O9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
% M9 S! \4 o/ t' q2 Z. }11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
8 m, O! X8 b3 r3 V; U& x14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
* F/ u+ y: ^. |' R' i- A! T3 P9 C17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
. O2 i, z( E* K* j7 T: ~4 `18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
3 V+ \  g9 |0 n9 J( J* b19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
. }; r4 t2 d% j' Z/ _0 o- _8 C! \22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
$ R% [6 a, ?' L- W: V23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
! A2 [3 m/ J! z' @( g5 E# k24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
7 r: i$ X* R6 O! q27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
4 [. Q9 m; l, I& s& ~  M0 F# }% S1 W28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
30.        So... How am I doing'?
& H) Q3 Z0 W6 _9 i4 ?& u. }) W31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
# \7 F* |, b# u& m" y$ r8 |) \$ p32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
4 c' Y. `+ \* g34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
2 S# Q' [. I& ]3 D37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...