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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
$ r! R7 L/ j' m- v- M/ K' w0 `0 z2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
9 Q" O+ j# S5 {# S- n3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. ) ]: i, ^* D! ]) D2 |9 s. U) p
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
0 I& z! K- U4 e2 Y/ {9 i( F5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 4 m# S2 j, p/ i2 L% }5 p: V
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? * D4 ?$ j$ @8 D* ^: L2 h
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 8 o8 \9 j- g* o' @" b+ i' I4 x7 X
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. ( u" ~% X6 m1 K# s4 u+ u. u( d, _
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
$ B! h+ p I+ Z, P10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ! P$ m3 x4 f* p( V) W3 d* {
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
4 _ U3 x* N* G, q; ]. H12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 5 T7 u1 F) ]' t( y# f7 ~
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
* ]/ ]* W/ e0 a/ D14. Can I flirt with you?
4 D( {. H& i1 w' O* L# Z15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. M& Z9 n9 q1 ?! ? u( l$ S6 m: Y
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if $ j) k3 g- H$ e1 @$ s. B' Q1 U
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
] b, _# T ]4 I0 X/ U' ^18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
6 l- R! L2 {" U9 g; C! k/ ~& f19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
1 y; O9 e7 D2 @6 k5 I/ {1 Y20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
5 x. Q! q6 T) ]0 R1 |+ v; o21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? + i/ \+ m6 v# [% |4 c. |
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 9 ~8 P6 s4 o7 u
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
4 m, R+ M6 ^8 M4 S5 V24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? ; g5 n9 U6 M' n7 b
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
* G0 F! o" q- R) ^9 ?- `% x) r6 p26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
5 C& t! n- `% J+ a27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? }0 {4 a9 Q% t, a
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
+ G1 R+ W$ D( }! s5 M _29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? - _+ O6 w1 X! e/ W. B
30. So... How am I doing'? * E1 d+ I- q( ~7 K4 o# k
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
' \5 v- Y! p( l! T% T9 M8 f3 q9 {32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. : a: C+ d. e# I, o: [
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 4 F8 Y" V- b& f7 q5 j2 ~
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
: u3 ]' U- U4 F9 w. b8 i5 |' \35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. " i* T9 ^2 M& c* v- j
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? ( r& a9 g% T. s/ _+ @9 H
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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