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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....0 k! c/ k; o, V6 W7 O$ y9 d2 T" G
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. ( e5 r2 j0 F$ Z$ {, Q$ q; V( O
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
, }4 W' H8 O* @8 r& {1 ~8 u( D3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
) G1 r% t4 K2 A8 m4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] & u% p: s# I; D3 W" D
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
& w. l9 L* ]3 _3 g0 q8 w. V2 D" c6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? ' z# l9 n1 _; h# R) O
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. % d! ~+ d5 F7 L, p5 A8 z
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
- T \! A' a! Z# F9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
: _* t/ l ^& Y' J( d! ?1 t0 E10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
9 s$ X/ ~- ]" r11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 5 @' j7 j/ j7 E
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" " X( j0 P8 @- P& F3 L0 L6 ^
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? . u7 k( u- ^' V/ r% k% Q( o
14. Can I flirt with you? # W1 v2 @. O) k+ e3 \
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Y" j: N, b- l% D6 k16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
+ T5 x0 O4 J" h$ o* J17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 6 n, w' G7 x8 S. b: K5 x' ]0 s
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? ; g/ e. l, y3 G* W( ~# V7 V3 E
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
) W$ x8 h! r0 a! s. M- b20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 2 q4 a1 k1 V4 Z2 A3 r
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
1 b7 n$ d! B* i9 \: p: n% ?, r22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
2 r' u% y, S6 I0 A% D7 a: r& _23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
2 \, f$ O! P5 H M24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? , O$ ~. y2 e, D9 _+ k
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. % T! z4 X$ O% H7 a3 t
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. + A6 D3 h9 H( E0 j: Z, b Y
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
5 m& G$ U6 e- g' V2 n! J. r( V28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
# c, B$ K3 d' m: x* B29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
}) A( @# l1 Z0 b30. So... How am I doing'? * x& h* D$ [5 Q# J" {( I
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
, I! y9 J I4 v8 q- F4 I8 e* |32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 9 {! g( K+ f/ x" V# x4 a% f! }
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 0 X3 p+ X0 ?$ M- w
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 2 M8 w8 O3 d0 M
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
" K1 `+ R, t: \/ w7 A* Y1 n36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? M, m: g% H1 a$ h4 O- ?4 Z
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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