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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....6 a# H8 Y Q5 P/ `# E$ M2 c# l9 x
! `4 K! u) e9 ^5 h3 ?1 Q \. ^9 ^1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. + K# c' p5 r, w: p7 H6 f
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ; Z/ p+ T0 e" \% v. C3 ]0 t
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. $ o+ E8 |9 u, a- n# ?4 g
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 4 c9 L( \. l" f) Y q$ U9 o
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. ( W) Z* g$ E6 W) F7 r4 P1 S
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
8 S) O' Z1 |6 F1 |/ s4 \9 V+ n* B7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
( m( [* e$ e& B) ]8 l. m. Y8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
3 N1 W: i$ p6 ?; S: T9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? ( q0 A( S& W# k7 B% z0 S0 ~+ W' f
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
5 P' b+ f& p: x# F8 R# |: h3 @6 w11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
7 i1 F9 W# |" h4 l$ Z12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
2 T! n$ q R. k# N5 z7 O13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
! S8 F- M- k: S$ x14. Can I flirt with you? / K7 D8 x! Y% |& Q" {- m2 n
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 3 l- X+ F, e) |& W
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if ( ~/ b& Z% ~) w, t
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
* l1 I+ t/ i3 @2 `% q2 ]7 E, `18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? 6 |8 N7 G, J7 K+ B. M7 a0 m
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
6 x1 o/ u# [* c20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
# \' R0 N0 H$ i* _21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? 5 H* G) @0 C; s
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
: w( M6 V1 a3 n8 P23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? # U' Q! {( U/ O& P0 P- E
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
# X5 ^& V; J# A5 ?& @9 y% d: L25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. & [' O! s8 D- h8 |+ B8 {
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. s, E9 _ N' a! ]1 R: b
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 5 `/ j: v/ y) X5 v
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. $ b7 v# @+ o/ p
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? % D% h8 S4 Z% d8 N3 G: }$ j
30. So... How am I doing'? : l6 K5 H- ?- \6 p+ @7 a" [
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
5 u; B* Q0 q# f: k$ a32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
& r" E4 A# T' l, Q/ I33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? % P5 |5 ]8 j( d
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
: e) U0 o+ ?5 T35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 5 T0 K9 l- H! ^4 b1 z; I7 A9 B
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
C3 o& S. u/ `0 c* C7 k37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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