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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....7 Z# w3 c: p' H' x" _
3 K1 u! O2 A) N, C1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
% R6 o% @. U7 E8 U2 g6 Y1 E8 Q# ]2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
P$ d2 ^) ?2 ^ C' S) C# [( S3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 6 C! g) ^% q/ Q) b1 w" B
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
# }, ^7 y2 U( Q2 Q5 X! N _* Q5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. ( S; M2 _2 ?6 w) H# ^, h
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
' q! H1 o ]% o7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 3 Y2 i2 m6 p; g3 l0 n
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. + T9 {- e/ v1 n) i, m$ c
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 9 ~$ L- i) C5 {
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
' `4 c0 C( d0 ~: V& t11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
# {( Y& p6 d) c' v4 {- [* L, m12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 7 f* q' F$ a6 {8 H
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
; ~- p. P9 f& F: @/ I8 Y14. Can I flirt with you?
1 N7 `* B8 p. K" s* ?' M15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. C4 D8 p4 y$ |1 M4 W3 w
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
: r @1 s& I+ Z' d# ^+ Y# o17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. / R6 x; Q3 L! s# L+ R. \, F
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? 4 x+ f2 b# N7 X5 Q
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
' @; i% `5 `8 X, H; i) E20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
/ k+ Y7 W. ?, n0 B6 [21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
' {1 Q- p, L; t5 N6 d% Z22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. " U( `4 o" D4 j* ]7 Z
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
8 O# l* a$ f7 f% H/ V( m/ y; Q24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
& w% x* [. Z2 X* `5 c$ F$ s3 B: X# H25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. % s# E; e [: O! U$ G' H( s3 O
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. - x- ]* M v+ P
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
$ N7 k6 R7 {( ]$ s& t28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
* t- u0 |* O3 s, d1 P29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? " i# |4 u" W W1 N6 v+ D5 L
30. So... How am I doing'?
7 s$ Y. Y# S1 v31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
! B; B* j% e: \0 d/ W( j2 S32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
2 y6 @8 @: G- ~! E4 R/ w33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? B, D9 T& C h) G& O" K$ O" {
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? & b4 a3 S$ C) B U* e1 l5 B2 @
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
Y# @5 f' v' D36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? $ G3 N6 u# V/ W+ _0 O. b
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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