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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
$ k1 D2 _* a0 @sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" ) `7 u ~ {2 G( T3 m2 u
' z1 e. m* l8 B" eThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?" T, I* t6 o7 V0 Y* L
- T. \: g$ U; ?' p3 I) a; A, y {We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 6 ]$ ~) O/ T# P3 w
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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# i! e6 D* H% f3 Q+ iThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
; G8 ]+ X- l( b0 R: ]Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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' P- f( h5 i% q0 K% Q# ^5 nThe annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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