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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. 3 \, {& c' c$ |2 n1 I t7 ^
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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; P8 i4 p# V1 a2 kThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?$ A8 I, j6 n! `
, B; |. d6 l% J5 D. x: rWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
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* H* J& a3 t, J4 A7 W% FThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the 1 p, B# j p, \2 t
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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