1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ) }% y" p0 s. d) ~" c I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ) o& W8 D' q. m, Q% z# A2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ( H/ m) a8 A5 c$ e0 W; b* W4 g Not is you’re a chicken.& r5 y8 `, F7 y1 c
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? ) L$ R6 `# r$ a3 ?8 W' j% ` The outside. * {# z o/ w! d, h% t9 Q4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?8 f$ y! k& f' c: M: W( F
Fry-day! 9 B' [# _4 C! W2 b& ]5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 2 R! b: k. A4 U No idea. v" i. H& T6 O3 T k6.Why you go to bed? s o% K. C0 o7 Y
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 + m1 J8 W5 W& n$ X) v1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 Y; k f, Q# I4 `6 D& V
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.1 P* F+ k- H# }( { H
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? r1 C2 w' q* f+ R1 s- d* B, A Not if you’re a chicken.( v% H$ N+ Q1 ]3 q8 t$ }6 ?% x$ t
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表' J {- @8 E' V* {9 a. |6 @/ b8 T5 q
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 1 B: Q- N% u* t% S# K
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 9 t6 e% \ J5 B. l2 t2.Is chicken soup good for your health? e' z" O' v" v; `2 S, q8 b u
Not is you’re a chicken." I5 s- n& O( Y& `+ H
3.Which side of the chi ...