1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 9 b1 b/ f4 A" L& Y- m0 r I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. , r7 Q$ j# M4 c) P" C/ c# b# c: J9 G2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ( u& ]3 x, z/ k/ Q8 @ Not is you’re a chicken.& o( @4 G7 w% M* K! I# H( O. I ~
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? + l; x5 R+ U! P) K2 y The outside. ) G5 d% c/ a+ Y" r3 h2 q4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? + M9 U9 X; W K* y, w Fry-day!% V$ a7 y% I( F9 i
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? # }( E& S) A4 ?+ Y9 U No idea.3 g& S6 z, \1 {' P( s0 ]0 e
6.Why you go to bed?5 s3 }; X. o8 f5 g' E B
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 $ h" q6 ^7 G% {8 a$ ^3 @, f1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 6 y; p7 X" Z5 a; ]; y# {# X& I I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.5 _/ h' C; q& d) Q) Y" S3 S
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? - S- S$ V: t# p Not if you’re a chicken. 5 S3 z9 L$ k; [; U O3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表9 e h: M% ?5 g$ `) \/ g0 f
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 e: _2 {0 z$ z& K8 Q I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 4 b( v# Q# C9 R, H+ c5 N% Q" ~$ V2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ( `4 [ x. e* g" D' U Not is you’re a chicken. ' R' Z- J: I0 @2 J0 c- i7 A3.Which side of the chi ...