1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 9 V. ?( g+ S5 g8 E. V5 S# Y
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. . y- J+ z- }8 h0 G6 q; q2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ( e& v o" w$ N/ n Not is you’re a chicken. 6 M+ j" D: e. Q3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?, \$ V. ]- K+ x% {- b% [( s" ?/ K
The outside. & {) D" d$ y1 i# H- S/ v4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?8 y# A$ h6 J* i: p
Fry-day! ! p0 \+ P( w* k6 |5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 0 F5 m* F+ F6 K' g No idea.: _/ U o4 U) ^2 e) A' F5 T* D
6.Why you go to bed? / [) ~" J8 R$ e, d& x5 H Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表2 z% |, J4 z4 q% ^1 ^. T* L; y
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 5 n ~' I+ M. ?8 F" O% X
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.& @0 t+ m8 g! ~/ Q8 m, I0 Q$ b
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? " i) B* w7 F/ c' G- @* Q Not if you’re a chicken. * j$ i1 `0 G6 C9 u: c _( y3 R3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表1 _9 g7 { T! B) ]
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? % } _1 _8 a2 \, C6 m
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.& O s8 h; k4 F% [8 c6 w
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?. l& n4 U/ [1 c, D) N
Not is you’re a chicken. & p* |& E4 B* X/ c d+ a! Q' k3.Which side of the chi ...
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