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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 6 Z0 u- U& w. n" c5 d" c- W
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
, v: j) n; q7 G6 `2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
) M" ]" M& Y1 X. P! v# @ Not is you’re a chicken. R, N0 l4 e, D3 H, F1 j3 g) G
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?! E6 L. G5 G0 P' b: R
The outside.
. c7 D6 [+ M" J$ O _& ~4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?, F+ t. x% T7 U4 Z( R
Fry-day!
3 e, T3 |) t" ~- K: V5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?1 g9 C" o, h' w: h, v
No idea.
$ F# t4 w8 K/ k0 @# m6.Why you go to bed?
; d8 D, Q |/ S Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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