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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
- A1 g4 o; Q, G2 U/ b I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
1 D2 O* F E5 @8 M/ t: r9 w8 a' A2.Is chicken soup good for your health?, h* x q( n6 J+ n
Not is you’re a chicken.
5 }* v8 J/ a- n3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? m' z! n$ o9 n# b6 t7 E' s: ?
The outside.
m5 D# l, Z6 \* ]4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? j% O3 I& Z0 e, G4 Y9 O6 y4 T
Fry-day!5 l' K$ x* X9 J' P+ L8 D' m
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?3 b- I- b2 T1 {* \: H/ R, s" g
No idea.- P. H8 x N R: l1 o( N
6.Why you go to bed?; M0 \( x' g8 w3 E; E6 f
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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