1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ( r2 `# H; a$ Z. u1 A
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. : l9 l1 n% H9 L2 ]2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 8 D/ D5 P, d% ^ l Not is you’re a chicken.1 N( e ^; b; S
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? ; U3 D) w" i9 s1 C# \7 M# p! c The outside. ! a5 ?! {) l3 k9 e/ H" B9 m4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?7 i8 L- ^& k& ]" p8 P# l$ m: `
Fry-day! ' P# `/ b! o5 X* _( u0 C+ _' `5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?" {; T# I8 f2 P% Z. T; j+ W. R, ^
No idea. 0 v* g: v$ [# g6.Why you go to bed?, A8 ^( ^: c0 X
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表) R6 I5 b) I* N
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? " l, V, [" d8 U9 D) O# a. Y
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.' |" S5 u8 r& J0 Y, b( I
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? / i- C* [0 }1 ]# g8 P Not if you’re a chicken.1 E( _; Q/ C" u& \/ {2 e: t' e+ h
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表9 i! R# ]: y7 z$ \6 Q; R
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? : z6 _& S' V, h4 ?6 w2 ?3 E9 @* I I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ) f0 T, i, G$ O! @" l) r1 s8 {9 [2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 5 W% }# a2 m/ ^8 B; i" \- g Not is you’re a chicken. f# H5 D1 ?* b
3.Which side of the chi ...
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lol