Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
/ Y# R# K! X" F6 `, I) E>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* X/ ]) s2 E+ U2 n1 M>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) `0 r( {1 F) ?/ v7 n2 U! l8 B>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
$ p% m3 u6 M# I7 i' U>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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. q0 B* a- s7 t3 a' \>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
; m* _2 W6 I; S, w>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
6 t. G; _+ \! _) s" s. j" W>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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: B4 ~  s, i  |& O5 _3 F>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
* X4 m/ u4 M# ]( `# Q( S! U% e2 v>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
1 S* i% C' j( x- o5 N1 R. D. Z>> nothing happens.
, X, S4 T. [. @) L" @0 o>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
7 A6 i  ]  P% P8 ]>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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( c, D5 J% \1 F) W, n/ Y>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
) C3 m) B6 N9 M& K. R>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
3 M' X, J; a% }6 O( r0 a* t0 i# o. A>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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5 C  m6 G8 T1 Y' b) r( D6 P2 e>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
8 M* ]5 x. P! h- D$ q& B1 Q& R: @>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
; \# p, L9 X- j* c3 V>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
2 s8 a$ q5 Z' U  b/ C+ I7 ^0 |" b>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
# b( h; \7 @& q0 T1 q' Z>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
. ~8 b# q$ [7 ]3 z4 I! L6 l>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
) U2 w' Q2 g" o( E% z5 F>>             No third date.