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>>              WHITE WOMEN:3 F  C" x1 y6 N  q1 K
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
2 {0 ]8 C  a3 ]7 D! a>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a / @1 x; p3 R0 t% z, P1 t( H
bit.
' L6 j; E) m: {& R>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the & J- f! L' a2 ]% y6 K% f  L1 g
missionary
3 b+ Q& a( @: j4 `5 _>> position.
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3 h- \& `; }* H7 C>>             IRISH WOMEN:" X9 i' M, {0 P2 X0 }
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* I8 _- {. A- |, x>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
7 U5 }* \  T/ |  B; B# b>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:% g$ N9 C# i; Z1 O" U; m
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
! ]( |7 F  Y5 Y$ ~' {5 D0 S6 z>> restaurant.1 p+ B) m0 V1 B" Q% A4 `! O! B  `
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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& v! Q' ^7 ~; c" a4 L7 A4 E* Q>> & meatballs.
% h$ S2 l, m: @- B, Y: w$ q>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & : H8 @9 k/ ~- z# m
insists on ( p* u. ]/ {7 Y' M& s2 \; s
>> a 3-carat ring.
" R5 Q. e' C3 S' r# `' A>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate + q) @: [8 j4 s* n* c7 N! l# F- L) a
the
/ ]: L/ I; u% y4 |1 {>> thought of having sex.
5 Y" g' Z7 `; b. q6 p7 ~>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress., o: s) d+ |' f: {* c9 W3 p
>>
) c' Z$ r- K' V. `2 }' P>>             JEWISH WOMEN:& l9 S+ E$ _0 n1 N: Q# ]( q
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.% u7 u6 D5 S4 n: V+ `9 M: }  G
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
9 E7 [" H8 i/ c>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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0 r0 I+ w9 s3 Y7 c& @% q>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
6 V: R" A! E0 i  H# Y9 o>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but ) z: [! U! V) \" `; R( Q; z
>> nothing happens.
/ B% ?$ k9 k/ g$ m>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
3 J( t9 s1 r! W, Z! x>> Nothing happens again.
1 e, i6 q: l( [# @7 ~! V) @>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
" d% V) n( b! @- |" o& _you've # e1 d* b5 v5 Q# x& n" R$ t. z% i
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:% s7 W; D, ?: x$ p
>>             First date: Meet her parents.7 U& \1 c  V) ?, ^2 D/ C7 w$ P
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
- [7 F( O: x+ r>>             Third date: Wedding night.; t4 b, G' D" [3 [; }
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:/ P1 S# [1 c6 D6 m  @+ |; r
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
$ H8 x" c# ^5 J% `. v; u! L>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
5 [2 x! O' }0 z4 E0 ^8 ~real
) e0 \% y& a6 F- a% L4 o>> expensive dinner.
  |) Q6 ~! b* k6 w! c5 \! E>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.2 _* ^' d9 @! T! g
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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" |( d4 N% z! p1 W2 s+ H>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
: c8 a5 x8 v7 c! r>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk & h# |# Y( `/ u$ D3 D
on 8 u0 C# y# S' z
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.7 F, o3 W" E7 \2 x1 d2 W/ R- E
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.8 F& K/ t; ~! u/ H8 B) |+ y
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
4 n  K# m  z1 V& G8 @; Ufather, ! a0 z3 a. ]3 M) {( C
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
1 }; h3 P" t7 D# J>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her # y4 I) ~' p( J# \! x
sister's
/ i7 T# S. H7 D5 |- @! n5 t) c>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
; p! o" N% |+ e; d% C$ Alooks 7 Z, ~/ f6 N, t0 O* R
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.9 n% R2 D. F0 }9 A& A- R6 h
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8 \/ \3 T  A/ d1 G>>             ARAB WOMEN:8 }( w* a+ X( D* n; @+ J8 @2 n
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, % _& S8 m6 v+ _, B
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
- F6 Z7 N/ w( i& G: m. ?0 H>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
: A7 c& a) p! o>>             No third date.
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