Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
- U1 R% F& k$ [+ h( h$ i, `3 j$ x>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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2 E/ w& K9 B/ D3 e7 V>>             IRISH WOMEN:
/ V9 c! x7 S- [" M/ C$ Y+ j>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' ^( B$ N* K7 N>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 a2 H  n2 R! f5 |# Z( K>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
" h- i1 d+ X( E. o& L>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
+ Y0 \0 `, X% t- j: ]; t) D! L  z>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
5 c, b- n3 D* X! y" ^* s+ w% h>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
( J, W; B8 N; j>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
! l  e/ s$ P: I2 Y$ H2 ^( e+ b>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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- D1 N, k: X( v+ O' `>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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( o7 H6 Q& f7 j7 b3 A4 v>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
( g' H. }+ O3 s0 `>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>
/ B1 C8 h  c8 X* o9 M1 C, X>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
5 h/ Q7 A3 M/ x9 p" k) t>>             First date: Meet her parents.
- {* {3 [' i5 }- k+ I>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
3 h5 k$ V3 E  B# c% @2 A8 b>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
2 j5 n$ P1 W$ {) i>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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3 w1 o' c5 r3 \: n5 R% y  a5 \>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
: A4 c: l" O5 u>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
3 Q+ c) _) }8 h' ?  k$ Q) n>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
+ o4 u! p" t1 B>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
& D% E* J5 r* a3 N! q>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
) o! C8 ^* |% I/ K  D% f" y- B>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
# H' h. l7 q& q# v& `2 J>>             No third date.