Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
  Q/ a) K, m# H% Q>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
* U) S; i' ?& o7 V8 f9 P>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 Q- C( `- Q6 W9 F>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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4 u2 A. f3 Z- a  T0 H4 o% d* y>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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4 K$ t& x5 G  q+ Z# g6 T: d3 R/ q>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
1 W, F6 E) A. N: ^: m2 }  V0 ^>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
  `6 `/ {2 ~$ s" H# @, L>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
1 K: q1 _0 v% c9 T( n>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
: F. C7 H9 r* W: L( N; ]5 R>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
8 v7 v' R% V. c1 `4 l: H>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
" x6 n/ \$ k) g( N3 _+ d1 W" a>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
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( p& a1 y" O4 Y7 E! C/ ]4 p9 t>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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  K! ^$ P) t1 d3 R& n; v>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
# G1 U2 {% B$ T) j, A>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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% t# ]4 p# t/ ^. @! p>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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% e* ?1 @0 X  L8 V>>             ARAB WOMEN:
0 r" ~$ J" _" {9 _$ _: O7 t$ ~>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
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>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
6 \# f8 {5 Q5 ?/ I>>             No third date.