Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
  F7 F( v6 V+ N>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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0 F6 _: q' m  e6 @' R- }>>             IRISH WOMEN:
; z- h1 G% ^  Z  s/ Y  s>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% ?% b& \9 E- a8 ]8 q# R2 y>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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- K: g- a; m0 W- h( r) c>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
+ A+ S. E- e3 A$ a0 B; q! e: P, Z>> restaurant.
, w3 ]3 R( p  G# A$ `! |! R* Y>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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/ @6 I6 ?6 J' x* J/ u>> & meatballs.
2 x  A8 ?1 P8 X2 b6 B9 l4 H) j>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
6 K" ~( E: T/ }9 }, l# x4 O1 Sinsists on
+ v) i: @" n  v) W" m- B>> a 3-carat ring.
# K6 o: N4 `" J2 g) e8 ^>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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# @6 t8 m$ z" r3 j  @) M8 h>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
$ d' K% u( T, c% B: a! K' w1 D& E>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
) [' E6 H1 k$ K$ n4 u>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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$ L( n9 d5 u0 B2 f7 y>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
* [  R# f( ]$ j5 i) m5 ~% n>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
& h  i/ H% j% ^2 p$ b3 P>> nothing happens.
2 {3 Q: Z& K# v9 x; {$ o1 K>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
& |( M# n# a! u1 |- |>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
% O$ I  }% t9 a# J3 ]9 D/ S( }you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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7 _: |' J. }( B2 R8 ^1 Y; p$ A>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
: Z* k! o7 ]& Z$ X' x" Z4 s>>             First date: Meet her parents.
  i& s! n. b2 W( J8 ~' @! q; w>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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- I7 m/ Y: c; A, H1 T>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
5 q& V2 o: r. q; M4 \0 @) n>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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" u7 T/ ?, @+ u( B# d+ p' A>> expensive dinner.
# ~3 c& i' z: }; Z- y6 ^: S3 w>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
; m+ r0 j& j& a3 k3 }, b& V>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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( M3 r5 Y( E6 ]% d, C' \>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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4 Z4 r: R6 I' ^: ?. r- J# y>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
; U. ~7 I$ h0 f  Y>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
4 J% I) p1 n& r4 [1 ^4 Dfather,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
; @% f" z& a* `. p>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
3 X! s) G9 N! L, f. I% Ksister's
  m4 M) E: p: G! ?% R" S>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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$ _0 k7 X: x! B& M% h>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
' Q1 C& ?6 Y! [- N7 {>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
5 Z5 f, G1 Q/ p>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
9 r0 m8 r- J. b5 ^3 n6 s>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
& }' m5 T$ `: }$ L3 H/ s>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.