Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
2 {0 ]8 C  a3 ]7 D! a>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
' L6 j; E) m: {& R>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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3 h- \& `; }* H7 C>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* I8 _- {. A- |, x>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
7 U5 }* \  T/ |  B; B# b>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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% h$ S2 l, m: @- B, Y: w$ q>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
" R5 Q. e' C3 S' r# `' A>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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5 Y" g' Z7 `; b. q6 p7 ~>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
9 E7 [" H8 i/ c>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
6 V: R" A! E0 i  H# Y9 o>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
/ B% ?$ k9 k/ g$ m>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
3 J( t9 s1 r! W, Z! x>> Nothing happens again.
1 e, i6 q: l( [# @7 ~! V) @>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
- [7 F( O: x+ r>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
$ H8 x" c# ^5 J% `. v; u! L>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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  |) Q6 ~! b* k6 w! c5 \! E>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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" |( d4 N% z! p1 W2 s+ H>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
: c8 a5 x8 v7 c! r>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
1 }; h3 P" t7 D# J>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
/ i7 T# S. H7 D5 |- @! n5 t) c>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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8 \/ \3 T  A/ d1 G>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
- F6 Z7 N/ w( i& G: m. ?0 H>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
: A7 c& a) p! o>>             No third date.