Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
# z( j$ }$ |, d* ~( j>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
/ g* @- l* W+ E, [7 v2 C>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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; p- p+ S$ k/ w7 R% `1 [. T>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 z8 w+ p0 e1 U, o>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
' u6 K  ?( }( l, b  r1 L8 }! C3 l0 z1 M>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
) E3 _9 }% X# i>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
3 B# W( d' B, M. m6 P: ^>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
' K) ?2 h( p+ T% z; o4 R$ D; @>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
1 V# ^$ r: _+ X8 |>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
& ?# N9 v1 `* r; J  @; Y>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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4 V* N0 K' h! M>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
, A# G0 U8 b, ]6 D>> nothing happens.
2 W9 t3 O1 P. ]; d>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
1 X' `) p4 K( \2 d% V& S$ \2 ]7 K>> Nothing happens again.
' d9 M, D. L3 s' v( ~  ]' K>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
1 }* C8 s& c  s& H+ o2 }you've
! d4 P( N& @; S* _( v: J>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
) `' [& Q8 r. D6 g0 r- D" }; ]. H>>             BLACK WOMEN:
/ `% g1 A! F$ h: a2 O# D) ]>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
, m- C# ?4 r0 |" I. L( U>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
1 a% B1 c/ |+ L7 G/ b" v>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
  }4 E: s1 `* b* b& D9 N3 Q>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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2 \& D  q" U) ]>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
6 m& Q- F1 h- j  X) ?>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
& v. N( P" N! R, T! @>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
% F+ d/ m# w, b4 o>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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. T0 r& p& S9 V/ p>>             ARAB WOMEN:
, n9 |. d$ F" }/ z* L+ H0 _7 L* }>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
) P9 ~& `6 o0 F' Q: Y>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
# H8 n2 A* \  ~; Z1 Z" {/ \* a1 o. c>>             No third date.