Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
' Y2 i1 o( C5 b, a4 c>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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6 R4 g; j4 g/ W0 t: s; H; ]>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
9 [9 V0 r; N( r) U# Z>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
3 q' n, L8 b9 F; a7 Y* n8 x>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
! K+ A2 U1 a% x) Z8 f7 t8 @>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
; o2 M2 @% a8 f>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
1 ?8 M, @& q* G$ J9 W>>             First date: Meet her parents.
( b* L' H; |8 @5 i( b; Z>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
2 ?( F9 V2 _: U; z/ |6 o1 q>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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; h2 W' y0 l* C' i4 N, A: V2 N>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
/ t$ j# c6 b6 j8 g; {( q>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
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4 {- m* U  @& Z& M1 P>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
; h$ g8 z; S( E>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
8 O$ k0 M# n0 `: T>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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4 w6 F- `% t( F  J4 _4 M% D' x4 M>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
4 m6 q4 M) T7 T9 F' |, Y$ _>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.