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>>              WHITE WOMEN:( M6 i; _* c* z! p, _- P/ \
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight." x( J0 p* L2 u1 |$ Z( g/ K" I
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a : ~- U* D# V- v& K4 O
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
/ Y# R# K! X" F6 `, I) E>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* X/ ]) s2 E+ U2 n1 M>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) `0 r( {1 F) ?/ v7 n2 U! l8 B>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.+ Y$ b! x- i7 G2 O1 ]' W
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
$ p% m3 u6 M# I7 i' U>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive 4 O9 m5 G9 ^, t2 j1 d& _  j
>> restaurant.# G  m/ P( ?% B- h+ V! [& Z
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
$ {; I% u. n7 ^% J: u0 sspaghetti $ w2 ^1 A3 S4 n% z7 [1 v  y4 T
>> & meatballs.8 ^2 ~. x, m' a0 A  q0 q6 v
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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. q0 B* a- s7 t3 a' \>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
; m* _2 W6 I; S, w>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress./ C! m- k. |4 t3 b1 V% W
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" K) M/ p4 M" M8 g. R8 \! u7 z& x>>             JEWISH WOMEN:9 p0 T2 n# f$ J# O6 j& S  u8 U
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.8 O" K) V5 O$ K  t
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
6 t. G; _+ \! _) s" s. j" W>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get $ O, n7 q5 E  c/ d& m
head
$ d- `  g0 D1 r  p0 D' U>> again.# I% {! n; C& B% E, q% a9 M2 w
>>
: B4 ~  s, i  |& O5 _3 F>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
* X4 m/ u4 M# ]( `# Q( S! U% e2 v>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
1 S* i% C' j( x- o5 N1 R. D. Z>> nothing happens.
, X, S4 T. [. @) L" @0 o>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. - o5 Y% @7 A* B  P' R
>> Nothing happens again.
7 A6 i  ]  P% P8 ]>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
3 `; j  Y+ J& J" w3 zyou've
( c, D5 J% \1 F) W, n/ Y>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.# ?; y* e3 K8 C5 s/ B
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:0 V$ r+ {, o  S8 ?$ `8 m
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
) C3 m) B6 N9 M& K. R>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.% ?! F! l, Z& H# ~
>>             Third date: Wedding night.) f3 I5 a5 ^' c
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
3 M' X, J; a% }6 O( r0 a* t0 i# o. A>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.3 E2 S1 V' L( y& |# j
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.6 V5 T! h, N5 M6 e5 }
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.* X- ~/ ~. B4 D2 Q4 A
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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5 C  m6 G8 T1 Y' b) r( D6 P2 e>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
8 M* ]5 x. P! h- D$ q& B1 Q& R: @>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk 8 k* [, b" U  O& s
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
; \# p, L9 X- j* c3 V>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.. |! l6 }- O9 T& _
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, ' b" F* w3 J% C0 Y/ D# J
father, 6 ]  e  q& T+ f7 L, z  }
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
2 s8 a$ q5 Z' U  b/ C+ I7 ^0 |" b>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans # P/ E/ I+ l9 x, F  K
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now * p- ]6 \( |+ F! s- K
looks . q, X. T% M* a# [5 ~* Q7 G
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
# b( h; \7 @& q0 T1 q' Z>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
. ~8 b# q$ [7 ]3 z4 I! L6 l>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.6 A" w; z; ~$ `
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
) U2 w' Q2 g" o( E% z5 F>>             No third date.
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