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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!1 _! ~7 |- I( S7 u, P! {) A
7 q+ C8 e% T e) k! d" f& }7 JAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."5 v# }/ E6 e" d/ ?# x2 Y
& e' }- p- z6 J6 {( pSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more./ F. b: l5 Z6 @2 Z+ F
& E8 t, {8 L+ B4 y- R; zThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."$ a9 R1 G8 `9 F) M
4 f+ f/ c" n4 W/ K, \The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
- e4 p- Z% T+ U8 d tEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.4 i9 J) U- ?: D* b* C( r ]
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died." w9 p8 r" J- s7 o) T
5 `) T U4 g/ ]+ t( r) UThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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