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Spring is officially coming today!
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7 E& y+ v3 g0 QThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!2 A$ Q- _' d' M3 p6 \
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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7 c1 \0 {7 g( |& g) c" Y2 A5 U/ c4 SSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."* }' ?/ \% u+ D& c
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.0 _5 g/ Y" y7 ]8 ]1 z3 j3 g
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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" s* H3 L, |3 l9 G" WThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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