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Spring is officially coming today!
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* o8 E$ c0 w# Q6 }' UThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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3 `" N5 L, |. X' PAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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$ b& M. Q2 ~0 j! ]* f& LThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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" M- Z* Z" x) H8 @( i& d) t7 L, f, ?The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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0 h% N* }$ @4 N/ Q6 l7 X3 j) `5 uThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
" x! O2 ], ]9 ^4 o8 W x2 REvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.- W6 T' }/ g+ N9 F
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."7 ^7 R( B7 Q. v
n8 D& }' s; z/ ]/ g! A. g( f8 uThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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