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Spring is officially coming today!' p; l3 J( d1 X$ T& D
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!6 L2 J$ U' i$ z5 h9 ^# a/ d3 J$ }' V
U Q, _% m; y7 F5 R+ O! n1 ]$ UAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."4 b' Q7 K$ T! b
" l I8 u; [3 ?# ISo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.9 L* @ Z8 `% m) w
( D5 i3 H) n0 }4 K7 I9 NThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.! E+ n w6 I. Z
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.3 @0 ?4 p! g2 e0 n
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.( s+ P& E. `$ p* N7 h' K
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."7 Z R3 b4 A& ~ @; l% W2 t
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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