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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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% J- ~5 i; o; W; h, Y$ w# F( QA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 6 J; a: e4 Q: N* H
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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# a1 [9 b+ V! D8 `% `' a5 E3 aHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 4 z( L D3 ]. d5 d6 l6 M
0 I& h) O" F# NThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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2 D6 o) X2 Q' Q: ?The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 9 X0 ~3 k9 H; w p2 |: `0 ~
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
5 T9 k. Z9 S) c; TA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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; @ F% y2 C" l4 B. J8 \0 A. `0 u"But it's not for me to question his story.
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8 F7 ~$ H5 ]4 r7 W0 ~; L"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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4 F N l H) V9 IShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 8 R6 [6 P; N4 m% f
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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f7 R- W7 v% i" T& `"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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$ D/ R+ r, ?* C5 b"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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V) ?1 Z" g4 i! qHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 8 ]: n4 v' f( z
9 t" b3 X2 ?7 B) E"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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