信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。

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# N# ?4 q; A" K3 A/ U8 V  P2 kA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.

0 Y1 i9 o7 c  b0 K- hThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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. p0 q) n$ z" zThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.

( ]5 s7 ~7 V+ dOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
+ _. _& K  f: t9 Z8 ILike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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5 h$ q; O6 m, k"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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# b/ `: {+ B9 Y" HShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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( N+ Y, {# C# \! yMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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2 t$ L+ h2 U- ~5 f"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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) h) U& |' X* P6 n"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."

1 ^3 e9 j8 Y/ s( n$ ~5 zHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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6 C: v9 D/ r+ r7 w+ |& z" NA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

historian

这个牧师跟这个不分高低。（是一个金属罐子）

2012AD

嘻嘻。（偷笑）

2012AD

信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

路德使女

[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/
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God punish her yourself.

2012AD

退不了，因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。

路德使女

撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/

, R, k; Z; S" oGod punish her yourself.

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

太无能了。

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

水牛都得不了，莫说永生了。