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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。$ x% v$ X: ~' E" J) G1 t6 I5 J
# W! l6 C' g( ^# T9 K! \& jhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece! @* f$ s3 _4 [( @1 s. n
* h/ R& ?6 A3 u/ s- b! Z0 yA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
' M1 V; p$ v- E9 p7 r/ k1 Y4 P" YThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 3 D. O, K2 y) V: B5 {7 x
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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4 C% c& m4 M# GThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. & }, i: }5 r$ D) F; U9 M. H
! t4 r5 s. f6 N, z6 d; I7 R& PThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. G* \% w3 a" l
. i% i6 G! r1 w: y g+ ROthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. ' K6 [" {8 h; X, c& F
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
# K% J& H; V5 |8 I* UA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. / P9 u- I' t- o }2 \5 t' C5 ]2 z
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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7 ]5 r' O9 D. ~' c& O$ @4 Z0 v, Q"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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+ H* Z0 {$ n- O/ s7 ?She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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1 {& D) U! v/ A4 t7 A8 L! |Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. , R/ v0 I! y* K) z0 X8 [4 I" C
$ ^% S- w) G3 Q" e* D3 ?"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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