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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。# l$ `+ o1 _- F4 g3 l# }
B* P. a5 q; dhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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/ T) U5 ^: H2 I4 p+ ^6 aA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
9 j) \$ l% I: qThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ! N9 H) F+ o5 m9 `
6 u7 ~# e/ S9 R Y+ I, OThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 8 `+ C {( p7 r5 v# R+ G) _
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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5 U4 _4 E: l7 mOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 4 Y0 W3 x6 B w: R+ v1 J: u% I
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 7 l- u) \8 M" P2 [4 {
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 3 z2 Y' | v; I
2 x9 E. V* L6 L4 P"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 8 t. o6 A' S& T
+ n R) L) v* _6 z9 NShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. ' L/ J/ R3 f% G: a# B
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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+ B! |4 K* R7 I) x# T) a. J"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 5 t! j* z6 H% ~5 C
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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: o; P1 }/ ?9 p. V, W# |, kHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. : e7 k% i$ s! o! _* P( L& p
0 v; @7 F7 _4 J8 lA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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5 N$ Q1 ?" L( H"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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