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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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, d' ~# W# v+ ~$ w/ R% e7 L$ @9 [0 bA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 4 x% r1 P5 N4 t
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 1 ?) p$ [+ W% r" X; K$ N8 Y
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 2 k. @/ ?" x% B
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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! ?' J* L1 J" O) S+ GThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. % D) F7 U, h- t
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 8 f" @0 A7 m. K3 s3 o8 W8 f% b
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 6 t- L/ H/ Z1 ^# \4 \. K8 s
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 7 N2 T; ]) L% Y! T
3 `% D" h3 O- W9 D( I5 ~2 ^"But it's not for me to question his story. , ?2 I: Q0 m& ]" @- \
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." , k; l9 r& g6 Z: _; }. T. a3 B
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. % q! N4 T, Z1 O6 x- K6 Z" E# e
. L" v' {" @6 q* vMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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. ]( d2 ~9 \3 N% Y7 I6 F( W9 W"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. + l+ c$ c) B2 C9 \: ~2 B+ N, G K
( O% B5 a1 A& C% R9 w& e"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." ) v& W1 h. F! U
; L. y5 R" Z( B0 B# G+ ]( ]4 F: THealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. ! n! Y; i' d% D# W. Z
5 Z; B& X& ?7 K7 `# M* ~, i" ]: K3 }A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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