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发表于 2010-12-10 09:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门,结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘,不小心掉下来了,刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。# V# T+ @! ~6 F1 c9 ^. L( N6 U* V

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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ) H4 b9 j( I8 }( |9 V0 M
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. ' t; M% d6 _4 x& ?& Y

5 L9 G4 u  X2 s% @3 xHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 4 R/ a- V! F4 `2 H" c& X0 e
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 2 A3 M# V8 p" [
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 4 r0 c/ U4 \- l6 Z: ]+ x4 i
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. . A$ b1 w5 K8 `
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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- p3 L; T- E; P2 ]. n"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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9 O* T) Q1 O0 R, P  T& W3 p/ H- y+ }She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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* C5 H# y" W9 F3 GMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. + w5 v0 e0 {3 R( l8 _  A
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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# o" o* w  f. a& l. y/ T"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." # P, ]/ i: A' i

+ ]( k( Z) W( j0 u' {. |( uHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. ' V$ F) q  b2 h3 O  [5 P4 v% j
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. . u3 y2 Y% p5 ?1 P6 M$ [- o) Q

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发表于 2010-12-11 06:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个牧师跟这个不分高低。(是一个金属罐子)
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-12-13 16:03 | 显示全部楼层
嘻嘻。(偷笑)
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-12-16 17:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
信耶稣,奇迹现
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2011-2-5 13:26 | 显示全部楼层
[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/
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God punish her yourself.
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 14:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
退不了,因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。
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发表于 2011-2-5 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/- F7 f$ W1 g1 W- U8 r: s

" [3 C9 T) V9 N3 V! \God punish her yourself.
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发表于 2011-2-5 14:54 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
信耶稣, 得永生!
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
太无能了。
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发表于 2011-2-5 18:42 | 显示全部楼层
信耶稣, 得永生!
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-7 00:00 | 显示全部楼层
水牛都得不了,莫说永生了。
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