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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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; }6 k( T/ z% N4 jhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. & ^2 Q" R7 T: e5 E5 \* s7 t
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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/ e; y0 K5 A4 Z1 k7 B% H) THe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 7 t5 L' h8 G) [8 H" _
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. , A; S" q2 @9 a% n
% B* q- }( _& |" xOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
- `# B! R5 Z F! C$ O- Y- H$ q* N- BLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. ) |" Q0 i/ \# g m, ~) u
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. ) {* Y/ Q6 X. @+ W, Q( L9 q( M* H% |
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"But it's not for me to question his story. ) w! k) b ]. n+ n/ K: u6 u! H& j
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ' p/ @2 v- d% F1 i" A# c
1 H6 d3 `& w1 z2 mShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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$ Z, K; E' B0 c+ K7 G"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 7 O6 I$ t, e9 C. v0 u! v6 C( X1 ]. F
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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, I: N$ F6 N. V6 F+ v9 c/ _5 w; QA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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