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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门,结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘,不小心掉下来了,刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。; _2 C0 b4 z/ F3 @7 G6 ~
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece; b6 W2 y% C7 M' t6 [
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. # K# k9 ]1 F8 A2 I0 y+ d
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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1 B+ d/ p+ G% Y7 y" P- O+ WHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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) ~# Z9 k# {( n* \The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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7 [( @ g* o, ~& OThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
1 j* e& y) x5 E2 b; o/ X7 J1 VLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
2 D' z8 A- D+ I* {# KA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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& v/ R; Z) p7 h, ]4 D0 Q7 R e"But it's not for me to question his story. ! m: Q1 b5 F1 A5 B
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." . S5 D/ l# R/ U8 T& c
$ S" S, C+ \; t, v5 Q% YShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. . d7 {9 L% J7 f7 u; V
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ; F3 O4 I q0 k! `3 T+ H& W( h
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) S& I2 Z6 @1 S( D8 N"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. , \- D8 v5 L. K- p* f$ R0 W$ H4 d
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 5 W! Z, f; ^' y* _+ ~5 @- L
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. $ `$ Q% A& I: i! W+ }% x
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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