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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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5 A+ V0 q, B5 F: P; E! UA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
2 P8 y: B) l$ W. _The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. , Q1 B( E0 L: M
6 d' B g# }% w1 s8 qThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. - L' E5 b6 N: M! F
% P5 _3 y8 x# D, bThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ) h+ V1 d8 N. |) B. o
+ J, \5 \- h7 l4 Q ROthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
0 N% k5 d& P9 H4 u, B1 ULike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 1 L' l( q3 O; N! f! {: z
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. / A& a: Q3 D$ p0 U( t4 H
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ' t2 T0 I, w; p: X: Z5 |
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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8 C+ C9 r; W* D: C9 L8 g- W+ B, fMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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! v$ v0 Z$ m* X9 K- A"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 4 X/ }$ N9 E, B& K0 U
/ P% L: G6 }! `! v) F$ OHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 3 B) b) O' e0 H( D5 q7 H Q' n
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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