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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew+ `& G3 N9 z: p% S: j
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
) R& l8 A; w+ C) b/ gdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he* ~2 A% E0 k" A- b" }( d
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked; f" ^. P' o; u% A# A( F
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
: q+ L! f0 I: J( E- O- z# VI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
0 Q1 \+ R# h* L0 E6 Qexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.1 {' {! X6 J6 p' \ w8 b
"Nothing, nothing."
7 t/ ]3 J" I$ G3 E0 ~, u K "C'mon, tell me!") l; X- h, w$ b& C$ d0 M8 c6 H
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."5 Y/ E0 @; s& w9 ^+ d2 h) F
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.2 }0 J; j) J5 n5 L
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."+ B. j' K' a4 F2 P+ V5 c
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
) r ~: E2 M. p/ e2 I/ dcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
+ z( h7 Y9 S/ c' [2 e, ]. Eordinary-looking black dildo.% B' }5 O3 R) I/ g& y" e! |* F: C
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"* c. M3 e$ l) H& \( N
7 n: J+ \7 s: G( d The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
. e8 u) h( R( d+ F' @2 T9 kman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."! T. n# P3 J, u' V E7 g6 N5 [
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
" A' q) o9 F5 Z* S7 cscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
" A2 x, I, r* gdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,, F# w* r8 T5 C! d j% V7 f0 [$ r
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
& G* P" ]4 s1 Z. }1 B* Wthe box and lay there, quiet once again.# H& ]; l' N: ^1 c" M$ l
6 |. d: l2 ~. |0 Z& v "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it" i# N8 R2 x- v( m
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took9 T0 c* L) z$ E9 m
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all ( ]6 {$ E# E( |2 U8 R# T( d
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
* }( i f" K3 N- C \4 C# t7 u/ ksatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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" G8 e X) x" d) |$ J/ w, q After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
$ e R# M5 }; `+ x7 H: c, jthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
6 e: S. S7 S/ P4 `5 m2 q' j" N$ r2 @& e7 Eremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
, t f9 u3 \( V, l, C) n% |"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was) U' T! l1 Z" E8 e
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
8 d3 u. E( n% H( g edecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her. N0 N+ M' h8 Y# i! W
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
, t% D- g# B) J: }. {8 _to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick& {$ c' l/ S. b4 ^5 k4 o
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.7 c' [4 h3 g" b) n0 S
8 ^# c0 n: b: v Z& | |7 Z& M6 ? Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
4 E6 M0 b6 d6 T+ R5 P. Sto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
; J4 W9 I+ |0 m3 b6 U+ xtraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next1 \$ e* _; l3 y# \8 _" s
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights' U; u" U$ Q, N2 W
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
* w0 T; j+ O q9 }& ~) Z% a/ pmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
/ g) {( y3 z) K$ \7 yhadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.& ~1 |, |& ` ]3 g
* X3 g1 ~3 m. c8 N9 D+ `0 d/ l O The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
+ \( ~% Z* Y( K) N* c/ a9 p" |lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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