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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew# W4 e% d. q* \7 X# ~+ H; _7 t
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he+ N \7 J/ G. k2 x8 Q' @
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he; ^1 _5 B5 x4 M) C6 Q- |+ [. H
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
* e: {2 U: p/ u. p2 K9 Dif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
2 f" Q3 F7 p, s$ X' A- z; B1 @I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
. G3 t, {5 g( P6 N9 f% ]except... ahhh... never mind."
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3 D6 C2 @0 z) F& K8 \% r "Except what?" the man asked.
4 R' [5 ~5 z5 o2 W. T; L4 I! r. d% h "Nothing, nothing."1 q/ U% c# @. z& s+ M% ^4 n
"C'mon, tell me!"
4 N5 G. h/ c, o0 d7 X6 q/ ^ "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."4 u4 S- G! v1 R' P
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
( l$ f, e1 i; k5 c! ^6 W "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed." |0 b% v! n, M5 }4 r
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, 1 R4 V2 t; ]/ d$ E, d, k
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very8 G m, k6 h7 A: \* [1 b
ordinary-looking black dildo.
% I. I+ ~5 X. z6 X The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"+ c |9 l" s1 s0 n+ `# j. X
8 g$ z0 h4 y' N! ] The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old G5 u! }0 H( b* W
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."7 \4 ^) R- f$ M
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
& b. e; O ]" o4 @% V% cscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 6 S. C' Z3 J! v
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,! m6 L; l3 U; l0 r! i/ F2 V2 b$ }! q
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
5 X* `8 c! |! a$ C* ` t8 k7 E) @the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
) ^; K# r4 }# h, T* q+ o: [8 `wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took8 A8 ~- h$ U6 c+ s1 F" `; b% U
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all ' ? _! W" p9 H& C4 m' s) d
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip x" k( K* q% k. \1 r- _) O Y
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.# N8 m. e) S( X3 d$ o6 a" R- z3 s2 D
* u; ~" l7 f+ f- E! ~6 P After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
h2 W+ }/ K: Q1 P' t. @thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she0 p+ ` Q+ K/ k6 I! Z
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,1 N) B5 a4 H/ V5 H' ^& W
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was+ m0 H7 E5 b6 ]! c! D9 `/ G& I4 I
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she ) | |: V( d2 C0 ]8 A
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her L- U6 @# J3 S7 ^
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried, `) I9 v5 {9 m
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
, P+ {( d$ C2 ?4 ^" j7 ~3 h7 F- ljust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.: H: w/ S2 V# {& z
% _# q% Z+ I/ `5 s5 S; E$ [ Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
% q- T7 f( i7 J+ @" t# Rto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming' s7 e4 ~9 \0 ~4 n
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
. }6 G* |1 N! ]thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
7 w+ `1 ~# h H' B! j* Hflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how: Z. X1 o0 d2 m/ I7 B/ x
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
$ d4 C4 M% K7 a. a+ [$ Dhadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.- o3 h% M4 z }* [6 J
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right, u# c& h7 I2 @
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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