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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew: H0 P. |1 e1 Y& R8 i
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
% K. `- u, f4 `; V) Jdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he- B x0 O1 ^" k$ n/ s8 M
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
2 C1 z. R2 X/ h [! Z; C) [if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,) ^: V) G; Z7 s' V1 y: O- F
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
7 ~1 C; l* W( J. eexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked. }2 ?7 R4 o- n5 z& M
"Nothing, nothing."5 g8 K: w, z9 B: x }! z; {
"C'mon, tell me!"8 H& O- B4 b7 B5 y4 m9 s
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
q- [. j6 n- M) m" ^% G; w "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.& b7 B! S2 p* v
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
+ X4 |" H# \1 e6 R5 o4 s7 p& N8 e So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
' f/ E1 i O( r, ~) k$ Jcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
8 u {( G2 R& }. p" bordinary-looking black dildo.9 f6 C3 p6 h8 T$ N1 x
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?". c6 L1 E. c( G: P& c6 E% p
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old8 }3 Q9 M8 Y, G" G( o) C
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."* H8 o" {- L) b+ U/ C% I! w
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
! E! i" Q# Y5 Y0 y1 `screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 6 }2 b% f0 ?/ Y9 C7 ]: a
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,3 ]' u7 _& V: n1 C$ A; ^ m
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to- z3 a8 g; o$ Z! p1 X
the box and lay there, quiet once again.8 R; }* R1 i, T9 P0 C
& ]' K1 c- @7 n' S+ m5 A1 P0 _ "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it [; d2 j, J& d5 S
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
5 h: m8 e2 G; \6 t0 Rit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
) m) @8 C B- v1 y* U1 Yshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip m1 r4 I6 x: E4 Z; ~9 a7 ]$ ~
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She, o3 Q) z5 ]6 g+ A7 F" {& y
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she7 T" A) i6 s: P8 O2 }6 U+ v1 T
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said," C$ y# |. n" j) \
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was& d( ]9 ?3 [1 n+ M7 Z. I
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
4 v6 Y5 z3 l: C _: q: p; W' ldecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
, s+ g+ Z$ t) shusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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/ F; T% }+ g0 o: H w/ N She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
- b0 A% }, s3 Q4 U3 k& k/ Kto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
0 v; z. }6 l+ k3 }1 j/ hjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.3 a8 g. u2 R M
* o# n. ^* M3 {6 h# j0 n% M Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
: g$ J- [' j; y( U. l! K% P) Gto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming3 h6 b1 f+ W* w2 l
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next |4 D+ j3 k8 W1 w3 W6 `
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
$ ?2 n# R9 P( k4 s7 E T, Uflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how! Z0 s7 i' g1 {& g; F: S- @$ a
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
' \9 v1 |9 ^' j4 Y8 A8 Ohadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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$ F: m K* A1 V The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right- b5 ` b: T/ l# u0 |# R' q$ e( T
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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