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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew5 C4 N2 M, ?" s, D" x/ g: L
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he/ Z, Q" U; F* Y$ `& k# a7 L y
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he3 O$ h. k5 T( {. J, m# K
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked# S+ p1 K% c& q& ~: s4 [
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,3 m H* N3 K7 _5 b! H2 F: C
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,: V1 Y5 q, V6 z* O
except... ahhh... never mind."9 i/ U$ d" B8 [7 @5 W
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"Except what?" the man asked.
) c5 |8 l5 D" f "Nothing, nothing.". ?- f8 H3 u3 f$ _% l' T
"C'mon, tell me!"
6 D4 E; C, I( l8 ^8 e "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
0 ~& g; i$ U% n% E! O( c "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
$ B6 A4 l- _ k* @! ?# Y! S "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
0 g* f* q6 D8 f& l2 x) ? So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
1 ?0 m& P; G: |5 c; e* ? Bcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very1 z8 V; H7 c: ^
ordinary-looking black dildo.; l( g4 {- U* X$ H# w) C
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"- O) e! F$ ?+ j+ R! m9 o6 D
4 i1 x, E% K' W' E+ r; O' R' S The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old( P2 ?% x6 n/ H- w- v- D5 J
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."& y% I0 @/ e5 }' Y: A" W q
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
# r3 Q5 v2 `0 M2 @screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 3 Z( j& g, u+ o: F0 x
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,9 t4 h" J: ~# Z
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
' ^; U% A" @ V+ F2 v* fthe box and lay there, quiet once again.
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* v# Q3 B8 C0 ~ "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it4 C l* o: j! ?; V- a! A
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
2 l' A6 _1 n& _9 yit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
1 }& [: _8 v/ l- Q$ r% ^she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
& J9 N( y" r' T& ]satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
, O8 N1 c/ ?. M2 i5 jthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she/ E s6 x2 Y1 ?$ p" f( G, q
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,' B* K/ F$ ?' W; c# l; U; i6 H6 Q& x
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was4 F: s3 w( A& _$ ]1 g# b% p" T
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she 1 Y! X/ X& e* a
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
3 D& u* K9 p3 W4 X* ]% S" q( ghusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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0 a: D; d: x4 w5 J5 H She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried0 G+ W# B) Z! t, G. v
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick: d8 ^" \6 f; C* @! h: g
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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& A( a: K- \* y1 ~) B- j9 u Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive" Y" v. H! S( ~0 f5 Q) |
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
* N* I" @$ w" f$ u+ U1 @3 Wtraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
9 v8 f* Y' ]2 R/ `0 Ithing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights- w8 v6 x% j% ^% w
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how! t* m$ v! R8 e7 z. |1 B5 M
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she. y7 N) H; h& \3 D5 O2 [. G4 u
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.8 m5 ?# y& Q& l
. D- X& N" h- Q9 q" ]9 H$ z6 r The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
& a) J0 i4 i6 y4 y ^6 Olady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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