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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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发表于 2010-8-1 02:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer 5 t. V, l# K9 H$ a8 b1 N
white: how control?
: b, V3 t1 Q: t8 S  d hackers: white with a Trojan 4 ~! e3 E" Z. X
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see 2 M1 I; ?" j' b( }& H# H, l
hackers: Open your Task Manager * r! \  N) N% v
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
0 g. Y& N& W4 C7 A% Y1 W6 \' _ hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
) }1 I9 H( U2 Q- |+ G/ M; \" ] white: \; 8 r5 V4 H+ r+ {0 x& i4 s5 q! D
Hacker: I have control of your computer
: j- R3 i: K1 |9 ?( `6 v white: Oh 2 Z" m8 ~( G4 S. s  b& ]
hackers: a funk? ! Hey ' L6 G7 ^* l% M+ `- ]
white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord   d9 |+ T& C7 l1 ^
machine hackers:. . . . . .
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7 [) Y& e; _" f white: how do you always in my computer and out of ; [5 Y# ?5 B. b& R8 R2 C
casual hackers: You can install a firewall
8 t/ J! i1 }$ ? white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
4 ?. K: d( v  Q$ [7 q5 }* B hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah
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small White: I heard that you will create a \!
/ I/ }8 ^' C8 X6 l hackers: ah
' r& v  `  q/ A+ W9 N6 ` white: you can control someone else's computer? ! 4 R1 o4 N/ D' b) |4 p5 Y2 e
hackers: General is the / Z  `) N2 z5 s
white: you can black out those sites?
: O; ~1 Q4 G; F hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \: q+ A6 ]* g( o% k8 e/ {: {, j9 n
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
* X5 y# Y6 V0 G  E hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
) W- ~) ]. x, B4 O* B- o* z white: is not it, this is Brand / t- y% K, m# O! c. n8 V+ z
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
8 M  o/ g* C$ B+ c# o: |& ` white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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. H% ^8 j( _+ c0 m: g+ U# g hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come!
1 D, |7 I4 ~' G0 z9 X white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
( B; {* i& H' z( q hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me 9 r& ^3 r; o$ i  W5 r8 i
white: I want to Please help a busy 1 O, H/ k% e' H( z. B% t
hacker: What? , t5 g! n9 D: f' D" F/ _# U
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data ) Z. B7 J" d) i6 o
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
& @7 X) o1 G1 s4 y5 l white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . ) c6 ^8 F  ^% Q1 @% X
hackers: die! !
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
: x) K( W/ d4 o6 f2 \" Q; G9 g white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
" J5 H4 s& b5 Q Hacker: I'm looking for something
0 b, ]; T* b- s7 j$ Q white: what I find here?
6 f5 d# H. f; G% |; {  g hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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: t6 x9 Q9 h7 @9 N most hackers : I come! ! + o9 p" u6 k5 W9 z) i
. . . . . .
; |/ V8 r6 `- ^3 ^2 X6 E hacker: how not to speak?
9 \+ `% X  K, T6 O. m6 D+ o+ I white: a bad mood   }8 }- \5 U8 u+ f( J
hackers: Who bullied you?
  l; m& c% b* c! D9 \1 u+ F white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love 1 s* a! {; J+ P) o: Z9 ^+ c
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
/ m5 i9 a- U5 |8 G, Y8 p0 }2 P white: do not get back ( ^+ P1 y; O( Q5 Z
hackers: No, tell me what number? 6 [& Y$ J& d, k$ E
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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" I/ Z. t2 j% E: j% l! g white: you gave me out! ! ! !
$ d$ e( g( H" a- w- n& D hacker: how wrong? !
- J, i1 {8 q" S1 H! w8 r( q2 H, h white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! 3 Z' N) F) [- E0 m
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the   R$ @  @" Q! a
white: it does not work! ! !
/ }% x1 o6 |5 Y! K hacker: how should you like?
. J; V  m$ O9 p white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! : g/ r/ I+ w4 D0 O6 f% z9 ?8 J
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun ' l" o5 m% d, l8 n0 u
white: what 1 }) J' S0 u6 P! r, I. T
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
) a: ]$ n9 _4 K+ H white: This very common ah
' L; R5 f4 k; G' S: D Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
( v8 _8 t' y9 C8 V% F white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!   @$ R/ B+ l1 ?7 H
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. , C. S- M/ E. G$ s9 D- P& D
white: this is also fun? !
! E5 \) G, u, K$ n Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID " S) ]1 l# Y7 U7 n+ _: W% \
white: you are pro?
! C+ w& K; _6 w5 |4 ]- z) P* ? hackers: You can say it.
5 U: G6 B- @3 f$ r# [ white: to what extent high?
5 \/ q! K& z# z* x: ]" V- F0 G hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
( O3 F7 ~0 d' w! R white black: Ah, this I will!
" M) j. Y! K- A hacker :#?%! You can? !
$ X5 t  O5 F, c& W1 s& k: O/ m white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . , V" T" Q& B1 L/ w* U( Z; z! c: A
hackers: Go! + Q/ P- ?& V5 X' K
white: Ask your question
; `# s6 H, g9 B/ q7 g2 u. w% g$ O hacker: says 0 Z- t# y3 D' D
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? ; N% O$ O. ]- e1 W
Hackers: Yes you can. . . . 8 F9 k) [+ V4 M! e2 ~) x5 g
white: no networking is also OK? 8 }/ i8 I% R& n% ]: {' q
hackers:. . . . . . . 0 |/ W, \: @" Q* e2 I5 C6 ]  ]5 e
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
$ _4 b4 G+ Q) |+ U% w hackers:. . . . . . . .
5 _/ ~* ?& {7 z# R$ ? white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! 2 u; V, j! m$ h$ v4 J$ _( \
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
; R$ n+ ]5 @% @/ U1 x+ d5 J' s  U2 P white wash: my computer is broken : B! W: Q, w: [
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem
* Y" `  r/ Q, g' l# S white: that is, you bully me
% h' G3 `7 f5 G hackers: No ah + @4 v; A  @7 W3 r1 U( Q9 s/ p
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images! : n6 {& R: s0 ?
hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
/ e8 m- v3 j! e$ F* x4 ` white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
& u) R8 S" o' _ Hackers: should be able to
7 ]9 }% l3 `5 M+ z% i( e white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? . S# r: I, p) h
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
1 v7 Z8 e1 \8 y9 U" u7 J3 } white: of course, \! 1 W3 [7 z6 c% u) {+ |3 j0 q
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
+ v" O0 }& V/ [+ s' @) _' y) x hackers: If the problem is not your idiot - k- U8 |3 B1 e: m) B3 Z
white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
& Z$ e6 R3 x' l$ r& j7 C hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
  H1 T) \4 ]' Q) [( {6 z" u% l white: that problem, you can solve it # g* ^, z% s; i7 B( D
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
# ]5 c! A* r9 z. G0 c4 Q white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it 5 f  }$ o6 }  D' V% v3 f9 T: S0 H) O
a hacker:. . . . I excused " L8 K8 E5 {! @( P5 K# B/ y
white: we see meet you?
$ D% Z1 _$ y; U7 S! U. K& M& j9 D hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
: Q, g7 v/ Z" q) C: s- H. x white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to + N0 w& f7 |3 \+ p9 }
Hacker: Oh, what you think? ! E! y8 ]3 T. w7 N) b  `
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
) W) p. B$ {. P4 V hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
( V, d$ W% ^; ` hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
2 u; V. e! ^+ X, S- b1 A white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
& T5 y, W1 y+ k' Q! f hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in / W8 f$ ~/ q  k/ R% _
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit 0 Q, m6 h! b+ J" Q1 L9 v& M& R/ V
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way
3 ^& |) T5 r/ }% f! _/ T6 w white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ 7 h& r; ?6 A) P4 W$ {% |) g! S( b7 E
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
! k% \/ L* }  E- D% d& F& W white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! 1 o/ |+ a1 A8 t- y0 y
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? 9 V& P4 B  p1 ~, X  ~' f, `+ g; v
hackers: No wonder, only used : l3 V; e( u" G+ i- K. Y
white: no you're curious about the place?
0 l( Q7 @' ]2 \$ b hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes + a) N2 _) Q  Z# k8 U$ v; y
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white: I would like to control your computer + o5 \9 N6 n3 B
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
% j5 t0 N) M! i$ }/ r white: This is not fair! !
1 x# @7 t$ d0 u  W* i$ k hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the ; h- V! k1 ^/ v* c
white:. . . . But I will not. . . . 9 t8 J9 M, m* y, V) R
hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
% `$ S' F; @6 w1 l+ ]; H Hacker: I'm white ; g  J/ O4 a% D8 F+ _# u0 {( P- E
us again: This is probably the last time we met the
" \) e7 v8 s, T. b' }: j1 O* _ Hacker: Oh? What happened?
" J2 I) P  f6 F. o white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! ' d7 f9 ?2 X5 w& T# K
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye 5 o1 j* t0 Z8 y' }& q" C  K
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! / o* G2 z9 }( P+ g7 N. ?0 q
hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
$ O4 S& N% B. f# ^& _3 d- e, B3 n: ^ hackers: so late, and how not offline? ( I( h  o/ @& o/ U0 n
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
6 I3 e9 B4 a/ i0 b5 R% f' o hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? & G- V+ y( Z, z/ C" Q. U  W& E3 n
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power # L- M9 l5 z2 S6 S
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
# F" x1 a* a1 I, a white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it ( z1 q- s: ~2 D9 F7 P7 F0 q
white: You are not really powerful
( s4 A2 B+ I4 a" a! D' g hackers: so-so friends
, z* S" U, p3 `4 s white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. 3 i- G/ X" s9 ^2 |- g
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait ) p8 @# Q3 V; U4 d# I/ O1 |
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
: q/ w2 i( j) k2 Z# C6 C white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
% B; e, ~% _% }0 I6 W' Y! x7 t% N9 m$ P hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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