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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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Hacker: I have control of your computer
; c) F8 g) E2 \( ?, V6 l5 O& Q white: how control?
& I' M) \1 a9 i hackers: white with a Trojan
$ K5 e  i5 x4 Z7 C:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
* M) X. l* f' N1 J, ~, h hackers: Open your Task Manager 8 h) c8 e3 l9 S, f
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? 8 _# N- z% E) s# b' t
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
: B: N: a. I( c' \6 d1 q0 [ white: \; - E& b1 M: {4 F5 r8 S" K9 k
Hacker: I have control of your computer / u# u5 S. {' c) n' q+ T% N
white: Oh - t% b4 y2 K$ N, f2 f' K4 C6 X
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
* y; j: {1 t: h; S% Z# C; J white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord / W) K9 `! m" \( ^% b# _
machine hackers:. . . . . . 1 g. s/ S% K3 C, M- P

8 o6 p6 K1 W( W# L2 h8 c- D white: how do you always in my computer and out of 9 A8 f7 E( K3 [( R
casual hackers: You can install a firewall * s( x# `8 S" ?# C6 O
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? * E0 k$ a) |. I& a' y- ^
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah # p' U9 V$ D: C

0 l4 J% s0 J2 t* U small White: I heard that you will create a \! ' [0 k. P& A2 j9 s+ w9 t! A
hackers: ah
* T" D  J9 V& h9 q3 @& j white: you can control someone else's computer? !
# c  O' `3 t/ v: q$ @: }+ a1 S% F hackers: General is the
$ t  E+ U- P0 v' R white: you can black out those sites?
% ]& U1 F1 p7 S- J" J, q$ y5 z hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \. b. q7 x# E7 L4 x
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . 9 g9 }' p8 Z$ s! v
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' n& p. Z( i5 M' @! I. D white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? ; n3 Y" q2 r/ }
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the / ]$ \3 J1 W! m- f8 t2 n3 ^. n3 e
white: is not it, this is Brand 1 }1 ?6 {% r# q$ `2 e6 {
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
/ z6 m  |) F) J( [8 B% H) G white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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; M" a% D! z0 ^) i6 R$ Z6 f3 Q. n8 Z6 L hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! : T% W$ f8 `1 D% U$ k
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? " `) C/ t' f% J# |8 ?" {' T
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me 3 i/ v6 Z) d+ U; D: V( D8 q" ^
white: I want to Please help a busy / T- U; A! I) F: v, K
hacker: What? / g$ H' [; @0 ?0 o! ]6 r
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data 6 P! b" d' n% m8 Y2 G5 k1 B" ?
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
/ J/ F! G5 R: j, `: m white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
, Z' _0 C; Z2 n4 Q; w hackers: die! !
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8 c) K0 D1 h1 Q8 A) ~9 d hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
& B/ O$ k8 |1 c4 F6 o white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
7 A5 e4 g1 H) _4 | Hacker: I'm looking for something
' h- H+ I9 J, R% p. d white: what I find here? 1 }% y* |& O! y( e' K. Z* D
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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most hackers : I come! !
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hacker: how not to speak? ; M9 Y$ p% w; T+ D% _6 }
white: a bad mood
* A! \; j1 y8 i" S) p9 u* d1 } hackers: Who bullied you? . R" W) X$ l& I5 k/ ~
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love - j, C& K" _8 p
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
2 I1 a( a, ~  N/ Z* N white: do not get back
' m4 h# m) _* Y* k' A hackers: No, tell me what number? 4 z1 z; ]/ L6 O( ^' g
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember 6 b1 ]) `0 ?  ^( x1 Y

9 D! l- X6 A. U- \& j# \ white: you gave me out! ! ! ! - m2 W! C/ u- q* G" t, ^
hacker: how wrong? ! " p, |, o& g8 p, w$ E5 Z
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! !
7 J; F3 {! f3 j. N( ]; u, I hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
, [4 A1 ?# U7 Y9 {; _ white: it does not work! ! !
7 N- m0 B0 A4 [4 q" n' t& V hacker: how should you like? 6 s7 [6 N# c+ c
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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) @: C8 }3 V5 D/ B hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
2 b6 z- T0 W! M- P" ^ white: what 9 X- v' \. J. U6 V  m& j6 ]
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top   I) t  `7 `# f; I
white: This very common ah 1 \9 n% U4 F2 Z
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent 2 Z- `- \5 d2 _; `- P0 [
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! 0 Q1 J: w1 ~# y
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. % l! b( _. Q1 e
white: this is also fun? ! / s" B3 r5 S% U1 k3 K. x
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID " Q" Y7 n3 B' @; `
white: you are pro?
& a* q0 O8 ]& z8 \3 a( G; F' w hackers: You can say it. 0 m. s9 l" l. |7 u. a
white: to what extent high? 7 Z, P6 N0 [% H* v$ U1 c/ N+ Y' q
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
' c- n& G# _3 `2 i3 u/ M white black: Ah, this I will! 2 C- m( }/ z1 g2 t6 u7 _
hacker :#?%! You can? ! 4 c, D) A: s* n( x, o% r
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . ) L& A2 q! a3 `5 P7 [
hackers: Go!
# [8 @/ s( U0 B" @' h white: Ask your question # Z5 |- C& a& _9 w3 w
hacker: says
; _# C; J% m) L1 m$ S7 ^ white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? 1 u( U& H) o5 q8 @  S* ?+ e  O* ?' ?
Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
& f* T8 n4 k( p white: no networking is also OK? + A) [% Z9 \5 T  ~/ H
hackers:. . . . . . .
. |7 ]0 {3 Z- ~% ?* w7 t  y white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it? ' {- V6 `) y* }1 _0 O* D; J. i
hackers:. . . . . . . .
. ^$ [9 [; a& L white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! 4 p6 r/ }7 Z7 u- e1 m' s
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep ' E8 i) g, `2 Z
white wash: my computer is broken
+ A1 R5 H6 P3 v hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem 3 s8 [! F% W6 Q" {- P4 i, I8 I
white: that is, you bully me
( Y# u: o& Y& U4 |- V6 C hackers: No ah ! m3 t3 V, R6 W) R' o3 o- V, B
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
3 S& H8 t/ r+ i% b$ G hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~   m' ^( ^# R# h9 T, \
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? , e9 Z* n9 D9 y2 _( u+ Y* L6 G+ y
Hackers: should be able to ! A/ z9 k0 d1 b& \% T
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
! K% X+ A; ^# i3 u% s7 a% H' U hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know , \6 U" G8 F  |8 T% E* P3 h8 o
white: of course, \! 7 I6 _, @0 S: k: v
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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2 `& W- q) x* M, D. X white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? 9 |" P, q  }; Q' m
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
4 C+ }4 H8 M: T3 M  W3 f4 t/ w+ M8 | white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
) q0 Q+ ~- q5 {" L  J hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes 2 U( [! s4 y0 U5 E/ p
white: that problem, you can solve it   H; P. Y) k! [  k! M. \$ v9 R
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
& [- e& P* w# S/ S white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
+ t7 O/ O4 P- S) X3 w a hacker:. . . . I excused % V  J( b  A# D6 p
white: we see meet you?
  e1 D4 \# q7 O# x& ^ hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
- D- K* @8 y1 U+ p$ F, [ white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to " k( [) L' c3 @! e8 N  x9 W
Hacker: Oh, what you think? ) I. s' v- U% a" ~/ h0 j3 G
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights
3 [" D& B# N2 `' @3 G- x6 A; P hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
4 {4 T( x: J8 I hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
8 m! F8 p1 _8 U white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? + T& B1 K3 v. a7 G
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in 2 t0 \. a* [2 \8 R
white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit " w/ L7 |3 z$ [' z& G6 q$ P. i1 e% p
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way ' k" W, M; n3 m: V1 i
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ : C8 u" i: P$ {& b, O9 m* c4 o
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
: C0 ]& y! G& ~3 W, `/ i white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
: @5 t+ S9 ]  h* ~" }& X# b white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
3 o+ l6 l" x* R6 k" T4 Y3 R hackers: No wonder, only used   y2 }6 y+ z( a) v" O* d
white: no you're curious about the place?
% v% v( F6 k1 s# n% X( t hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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5 b% l0 u5 A4 I- Y2 \% p white: I would like to control your computer
' k& Q; e4 C4 I7 y: g4 y" \ Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
/ N! p( w4 ~/ L- n; G8 Y% I: U white: This is not fair! !
+ V: Z/ j' S2 o hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the 1 e+ ~; l2 H+ W, ?7 |" a
white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
, X0 G* Q) N, K) K hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! & t. c+ ~4 v: g
Hacker: I'm white
% c7 h5 L0 x2 z1 g us again: This is probably the last time we met the
/ r! |  y9 e. l" g. u; f Hacker: Oh? What happened? 7 z- n8 Q0 H& o1 }
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in! & h4 }( |" ]$ H5 E# F
hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
. r- w2 v- K+ z; _  q7 k white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! 2 @" I" ?3 y! Q% f$ a- k5 i
hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
/ G5 Z2 c+ j0 J! A" u9 S hackers: so late, and how not offline? * U- R. E" Z/ p0 Y6 G, u/ h
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
" d3 P7 W8 M! [1 ^4 \% A: t3 l" v hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? ; ]8 g; l9 S* l) p
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
+ A- a; @+ T, n, _. N hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
1 N  `  _8 h4 F white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
" R, n4 u/ h$ T7 w: R white: You are not really powerful
; c/ q* |/ y& n; C hackers: so-so friends . i& C, d7 R; A4 o/ u- c( M/ v
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
! {$ T- I; _, q% v" V8 u" }6 H hackers: this place is difficult! You wait 0 e& Q6 {4 B# E3 @+ s
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it 5 K0 B" P6 ?% L6 R5 h
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . 0 I! t6 Y! f. S& I, _& K# V9 ?
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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