(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
  e. f! o1 N! t清闲，面带微笑的：
- `0 f, D/ n" u前台小姐：“hello.”
6 l) q, {" C. R" ?老外：“hi.”
2 V- m1 w4 D  C; @- L* q+ v前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
2 U% k- w6 J& |4 Y! M' s) o+ g老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
+ i1 e6 q4 T, J! E" N前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
/ ]7 o$ x- w$ m1 ^老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
4 ~0 v: n. r( O4 V: y老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
; K$ ]" W' s& X; v+ K8 h  u* A4 F老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

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冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

6 i$ j! L: G+ P: o$ Y! t) k我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？