(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
7 j6 `" a* f; x9 C" q清闲，面带微笑的：
8 Z1 e' _/ Y1 }) m6 p7 z7 F6 M前台小姐：“hello.”
% ~+ M+ `. Z: k老外：“hi.”
( `" _- J5 Q4 K# i6 f# Q前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
8 f! e/ q5 d# b: ?老外：“can you speak english？”
0 j1 g6 ?7 H' Y: j5 ]前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
# H# E/ A* z7 ]老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
$ ?8 n& w4 J9 W# U1 v) Gcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
; f! z! @+ d% l* C- ?老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
2 k1 Z% l. E" n+ F# ^老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
" b, F7 K% O; M) J老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

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冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

5 M5 j' C  Z1 y- d我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？