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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较9 A, F9 w8 f& ]' V) G
清闲,面带微笑的:7 F+ b5 C: u# F1 i: o& ^. m9 E- Q
前台小姐:“hello.”
0 h' z ?/ i2 K/ M$ |) a5 n) q老外:“hi.”$ I' \" r3 I9 x( H7 n
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”% M H( P! S1 i* u
老外:“can you speak english?”" K) X% S0 {& ?0 c! e
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
# p- y& h! ?8 y' Z) t0 S老外:“can anybody else speak english?”5 o# J' f7 q9 J" N1 e$ U
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
5 S# D0 y+ ]. x, {, Dcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
' d0 ~/ {/ k3 k老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”$ K/ ]& @+ u6 C4 L; W
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”. k3 V) t' B1 r' i' A# |
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
1 y! A$ M/ U. v. i& n前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”0 c8 |6 n) K5 `1 U# b0 Y& [9 f
老外:........ |
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