(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
8 N3 g  |, p8 L前台小姐：“hello.”
7 Z9 A7 H6 G# k* t老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
4 |3 w4 d( N! I1 Z/ x  m老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
8 T" h! [; E' i; j+ x& s% g7 a老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
+ O0 c: d! }& `老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
3 x  A! m1 E2 j2 X老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
- d4 n" c! S9 g: l前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？