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刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
4 ]+ m* e! Z4 a5 a清闲,面带微笑的:
3 m0 o, C2 f9 Q# q/ U' d6 `- x3 N前台小姐:“hello.”
( d2 [% t( D2 C+ u3 w老外:“hi.”
. S5 y5 S# s& F: p2 h n! H前台小姐:“you have what thing?”- F0 g3 z$ `' s; V a
老外:“can you speak english?”
% u, ~; ]4 h( P3 O0 d! V- R前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”" @/ p% f" w8 l1 ?
老外:“can anybody else speak english?”% t3 ^4 g# M0 w1 Z: q+ f( y( G
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you- u3 ^4 _$ N+ m s/ Q3 f' U
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”4 U. l6 D9 \+ B! K; v E _) o
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”% p/ h; X+ g7 S, X" R
前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
% C; Z9 z S3 j8 b9 v% B; @+ k& n6 `老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
' Q- J, i0 @% L- A# N前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
" G. L7 [" W/ C* x: i老外:........ |
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