(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
, n8 ]# w0 B  M; E/ W% y清闲，面带微笑的：
7 q5 D2 B  Q) x1 ]前台小姐：“hello.”
2 z$ \4 c) y& ?. z$ ?9 E+ ]- l老外：“hi.”
, \' B. A# x+ w4 Q; A" `前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
2 ]7 y5 N, z& S2 f" v  D1 k  z老外：“can you speak english？”
. N. e- R% ]6 y; a, F3 u前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
* t) C6 x% ~, b: |7 `老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
1 x9 d; p+ M5 o. A前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？