(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
& {* h2 L% _# c! B8 Y6 `' f, I; |0 U前台小姐：“hello.”
4 h7 T, g" D2 S: l- B8 o5 o: P! G# J老外：“hi.”
/ ]6 |) m! a2 X- u前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
* d! f0 D9 P3 N4 b# F8 k" }前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
6 x; w6 Z3 n2 J9 e5 r老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
+ ^, T1 H- t! F+ q* t  \( K, ^前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
, B% l3 a3 j1 l" W老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
8 t2 x3 M8 A. k* i( c5 Z老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
# _) c! V$ u4 [$ t4 m前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
$ K7 r/ `0 H3 _6 \$ ^5 r老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？