(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
3 S  x$ }) f  u清闲，面带微笑的：
/ k% b2 s- L+ T' S! \前台小姐：“hello.”
5 O' T$ V) k+ M8 j老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
! D; _! P8 T1 K& G; l9 H老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
3 K' {& _2 A3 D8 ?% E1 ^老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
  H2 @3 n; T- A8 k$ k4 i前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
( {" j# A: E0 W, k# _) X7 B( lcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
6 ^7 F  M, t! v老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
5 x4 z) F% l: R) W8 D! ~老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
2 ~5 k& m8 R- M) r# ^: u前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
, C! U5 ~. q+ z3 M2 \# R4 y1 d老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
& m# P5 Y6 n- ]- O. y; o冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？